THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE CAST OF ESCAFLOWNE SAY...

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• von: ahhh! i lost the keys to the escaflowne
• allen: i think i'll cut my hair
• von: should i go blond???
• hitomi: braces?
• mearl: i luvvvv mickey mouse!
• Cheid: stupid country
• Falcon: hmm... no blue is definently not your colour
• von: how do you feel about brunette?
• escaflowne: moahahahahahahahaha
• Dornkork: you suck! heheheheheh
• Allen: yea... lemme see that thonggggg...
• Von: i'm the real Van yes i'm the real von.. all you other vans are just imatating
• hitomi: shut up von
• mearl: i luv ya hitomi
• hitomi: wings are so last season
• Dryden: hey malerna... lets go for a fly!
• Malerna: oh allen how do you like my new underwear?
• Allen: ahh!!! i'm bald!
• Allen: i'm gay (no offence)
• hitomi: glasses?
• hitomi: oh mearl, go wear some pants
• mearl: i love you allen!
• Van: oo that misty chiks hot!
• Dryden: ... i wanna know... i wanna know what makes you smile.. i wanna know

more...

• merle: woof!
• Naria: i hate you Falcon!!!
• escaflowne: booo!
• hitomi: go to hell alex!
• allen: i dyed my hair!
• Van: van? i'm a car?
• Van: i love you allen lets get married!
• Allen: does this make me look fat?
• allen: maybe i should wear mens clothes!
• escaflowne: la la la
• dornkork: no means no
• dilandieau: i'm a transfestite!
• Celena: dr.jeckle and mr.. hyde! moahahahaha brains!
• Cheid: i like to eat eat eat apples and bannannas
• van: let me tell ya about the call that changed my destiny...