Session Ident: #kalgoorlie
*** Now talking in #kalgoorlie
*** GeNa^^ is now known as GeNaGONE
Clodd> must be that time of the month....
Gavin> yer it must be :)
Clodd> poor bleeding gena...
females> lol
females> why so?
Clodd> SHE'S A GIANT VAGINA!
Suparmono> females: do you smell fish?
Suparmono> i smell fish
Mr_Psych0> yeah! i heard that. girls bleed!!
Clodd> AND HER HEAD IS A CLITORIS!
* Suparmono sniffs females
Mr_Psych0> can you believe it!?!?
Clodd> NO!
Suparmono> i smell fish
* Mr_Psych0 likes females
Mr_Psych0> bloody fish....
Clodd> and teen spirit...
Suparmono> strong fish, musky fish
Clodd> tastes like chicken...
females> lol\]\
Gavin> hehehe
Gavin> teen spirit?
Gavin> lol
Gavin> smells like chicken tastes like fish.
Gavin> err
Gavin> other way round
Gavin> der
Gavin> :)
Clodd> 'Smells like teen spirit' - Nivana...
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Suparmono> so...does anyone (apart from good Gavin) want me to write my autograph on paintbrush? i know we're celebrities in these parts
imRUSSELL> whos got a webcam 4 sale?
Gavin> lol.
Gavin> nar i want ur autograph!
Clodd> Dick Smith probably...
Gavin> i worship u
Gavin> LOL Clodd!!!
Clodd> Oh...gavin....you can do no wrong....
Gavin> lol ur a funny guy Clodd :)
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teej> yippee kiyay motherfucker
Clodd> Gavin: Suparmono is a freestylin rappa, ya know...
Suparmono> yippee kiyay assholes! in die hard WAV he never said yippiekiyay, suxor
Gavin> heheh yer he is :)
Suparmono> Clodd: lol dont discount yourself...
Clodd> DO IT SUPAR!
Clodd> And I'll do one too...
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Suparmono> deal
Gavin> ehheeh
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Clodd> Yo, let up now and give us boys some room, we're going all out now to reach the sonic boom, our boyz they like poon tang cos it tastes just like a candy, yo a dandy? Then get yo fuckin ass outta my face there ya pansy. I'll see ya on the other side and when you do just open wide, I'll give ya's all a big suprise after all my cock drips rise, I'll wipe you out, know you about just keep a shout that rappa Clodd is about.
Clodd> Yeahhhhhhhhh
Gavin> bwahah
Gavin> too funny :)
teej> thats really shit
Clodd> teej: Yo. You mess with me, then you wess wit ma boyzz. :)
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Mr_Psych0> supar and clodd rapping in kalgoorlie, no bunbury motherfuckers here to see the pranks and skanks that walk the streets, no idea bout the beats going on undeneath the sheets. deaf to the word deaf to the song out in the sticks you can be wrong. Supar be watching his clock ready to grab his glock, gav be almost there pull up a chair lest he lay himself bare to the power of clodd and his awesome bod Gavin> yer and i one of dose boyz :P
Mr_Psych0> as you can tall i have no idea what 'm doin
Suparmono> Yippee kiyay? get ready to sway, to this bomb beat i be droppin 2day/teej, do ya feel me? watch my back don't let these playahaterz kill me/while gavin don't diss, this supar spit, watch Gena the GIna, she smells like fish/did you see? Clodds become me, rappin and rockin the mic in Kali <-------strikly representin
Gavin> now that is a good one :)
Suparmono> lol you guys rocked
Gavin> yer i reckoN!
Mr_Psych0> i'm more of a poor arse rhymer, can;t feel the beat
Clodd> on the street?
Clodd> In the heat?
Suparmono> Mr_Psych0: it was funny.
Mr_Psych0> talkin sheet
Clodd> Move your feet
Suparmono> i love unmoderated, un-opped channels
Gavin> heheh
Gavin> yer
Gavin> u can do anythin u want :)
Mr_Psych0> Suparmono: aww shucks
Clodd> We all know that the only good rappa of our time is Will Smith....
Clodd> FORRRRRRRRRRR
imRUSSELL> fuck all ppl use icq these days unna
Mr_Psych0> in west philidelphia born and raised...
teej> rap blows
Clodd> teej: So does your white assed mumma
Mr_Psych0> hahaha
teej> fuck off clodd
Clodd> teej: you a black man?
*** Gavin is now known as Gav^ZZzZz
teej> i am as white as they come
Mr_Psych0> !whois my_mumma
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Gav^ZZzZz> nite pplz!!!!
Mr_Psych0> dang
Clodd> The what ya doing scamin on that tan man who drives a sedan and comes from Japan.
Mr_Psych0> night gav
Clodd> Night GAV!
Mr_Psych0> sweet gangsta dreams
teej> and i happen to be of the opposite gender
Suparmono> night gavin
teej> none out of two, thats pathetic
teej> this is the lowest i have seen the conversation in this channel plunge to
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Mr_Psych0> bwahahaha
Clodd> Teej: 'HEY COUNTRY BOY - You have seen a talking beanbag? I BETCHA!!!' AHHAHAHA
Mr_Psych0> no good comeback
Mr_Psych0> hahaha
Clodd> DAMN
-> *teej* lamer
Clodd> WHO WANT'S TO TALK TO THREE SEXY BIG BLACK MAN COCKED MEN?
Mr_Psych0> teej is the culture keepa of channel kalgoorlie, making sure tha city ratz don't get surly. wanna beat the teej? gotta get up early
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Suparmono> he's PM ing me
Mr_Psych0> forty dayz and forty nights, #kalgoorlie don't give no rights those thugz and gangstas starting fights in the home of teej you got no rights!
Suparmono>
Suparmono>
Mr_Psych0> haha
Clodd> LETS ALL HARRASS HIM ON PRIVATE MESSAGE
Suparmono> and i said -> *teej* lamer to him first:)
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Mr_Psych0> i'll send my raps to her
beat the teej? gotta get up early
Mr_Psych0> ack
Suparmono> GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT, NELLIE THERE EVERYNIGHT
Mr_Psych0> heh i sent teej my raps
Clodd> WHOAAAAAAAA NELLIE!
Nellie> lol
Nellie> wassup
Mr_Psych0> nellie understands
Mr_Psych0> not like teej the stuck up slut
Suparmono> Nellie is cool
Nellie> lol
Suparmono> ~i gotta head, but there aint no screws in it~
Suparmono> Nellie: is that your name?
Nellie> yup
Suparmono> damn
Nellie> how did u guess
Nellie> ???????????/
Suparmono> well my name isn't Suparmono
Suparmono> even though i am Supar
Nellie> lol
Suparmono> ONOMRAPUS
Clodd> I just sent Teej this:
Clodd> In space, what a disgrace, I'm in my place in da human race, about to face
ma hardest day. That's why I'm here, with out fear, spreadin Kal my good cheer and
I wanna see you squirm for ya use of negative terms, you hate to much, debate too
much try to escape to much, let me tell the five year plan, it's love love love
and that's who I am.
Nellie> lol
Suparmono> lol clodd i was a bit more direct
Suparmono> :
Suparmono>
Suparmono>
Suparmono>
Suparmono>
Suparmono>
Suparmono>
Mr_Psych0>
Mr_Psych0> haha. yes and once it was the staple point for all that was
culture driven.....no it's remains are a painfull reminder to what once was
Clodd> You are blind, cannot see what there is before we and you cannot RESPECT
what the brotherhood protect so you stay out Kal if your health wanna stay well,
you wanna have gids and if ya don't like it you can go somewhee else what are you
some kind of a poofter?
Mr_Psych0> bwahaha
Mr_Psych0> nigger...
Clodd> Mercy mecry mercy me, my life is a cage but on stay I'm free.
Clodd> Work ya boody work work the body, slow down girl ya bout to hurt somebody.
Clodd> BOOM
Clodd> SHAKE
Clodd> SHAKE
Clodd> SHAKE
Mr_Psych0> hehe
Clodd> TEH ROOM
Clodd> BOOM
Clodd> SHAKE
Clodd> SHAKE
Clodd> SHAKE
imRUSSELL> anyone go to the coonumity fair?
Clodd> THH ROOM
Nellie> lol
Clodd> HAHAHA COON!
Clodd> TICK
Clodd> TICK
Clodd> TICK
Clodd> TICK
Clodd> BOOM
imRUSSELL> tick tick tick tick boong
Suparmono> you haterz, watch as we get famous, Supar grabs his gat and sticks it up
Russel's anus/no weak flow, clodd spin me mo', then we can break it down with
Mr_Psych0/ rappin in kali, watch as we rise, Supar comin strong watch teej despise
THIS STYLE, mercy? clodd dont give it, shakin flooding kali while imrussel gets
wit it, aint no dissin this freestyle flow, watch for the boom oh here it goes YO!
Suparmono> errrrrr russell?
Mr_Psych0> wooooh!!
Clodd> YEAH!
imRUSSELL> ill suck ur dick
alch3my> oooooi is pizza slut still open?
alch3my> imf uckin hungr
Clodd> DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE HAY STREET IS?
imRUSSELL> i do
Clodd> YEah...
alch3my> Clodd: yeah
Nellie> yup
Clodd> That's where Suparmono live...
Nellie> lol
Suparmono> yup
Clodd> No.
Clodd> I'm serious.
Suparmono> nice street
imRUSSELL> there all fat and ugly buket hole sloppy sluts
Clodd> Like yo mumma
Clodd> :)
imRUSSELL> ohhhhh... the mumma jokes..
imRUSSELL> there so the 70s
Clodd> imRUSSELL: But seriously...what do you mean?
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Clodd> imRUSSELL: Yes....internet mumma jokes ARE the 70's...
Mr_Psych0> imRUSSELL: well you are living about 30 years behind us so they should
fit you well
imRUSSELL> :)
Mr_Psych0> :)
imRUSSELL> ur old
Clodd> :)
imRUSSELL> like ur mumma
Mr_Psych0> ooh our names are the same length
Mr_Psych0> heh
Suparmono> isn't it cool?
Clodd> ohhhhh....how sensual...
alch3my> IS PIZZA SLUT OPEN?
Clodd> WHAT IS WRONG WITH HAY STREET?
* Suparmono KILLS alch3my
Clodd> alch3my: Yes.
*** Clodd was kicked by Z ((alch3my) stfu melboring boi)
alch3my> kthx is it superhomo
Suparmono> what?
Suparmono> let him back
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alch3my> i didnt ban him
alch3my> he can come back anytime
Clodd> What the Devil?
alch3my> IS PIZZA SLUT OPEN?
Clodd> Why was I kicked?
Nellie> ring em
alch3my> whats the number?
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alch3my> heh
Mr_Psych0> Clodd: coz you are from melbourne
alch3my> im outta piss
Clodd> stfu melboring boi?
Mr_Psych0> Clodd: fag
Nellie> u'll soon find out
Mr_Psych0> stuff you melbourne boy
Clodd> Mr_Psych0: YEAH? Well...you live in...um....ADELAIDE!
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Clodd> BWAHAHAHA
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Mr_Psych0> well that's slightly insulting
Clodd> BWAHAHAHA
Mr_Psych0> i was having a lovely chat
alch3my> no you wernt
alch3my> you were tryin to bag out your own
Clodd> Would you like a cup of tea?
Clodd> BEFORE I KICK YOUR ARSEEEEEEEE?
Mr_Psych0> alch3my: i was trying to help you since you have no defence
Clodd> Mr_Psych0?
* Mr_Psych0 pats alch3my's head
Mr_Psych0> Clodd is a mean talker
alch3my> no
alch3my> dont
Clodd> Mr_Psych0: Will you breast feed me please?
Mr_Psych0> but by no means a shady walker
Clodd> Mr_Psych0: HAHAHA
Suparmono> alchemy is a dick. and he knows it. If he kicks me he acknowleges it to
all, and will forever be labelled a dick. With no dick.
Mr_Psych0> hehehe
Clodd> yes
Mr_Psych0> Suparmono: but he has to represent
* Suparmono kicks alch3my in his ugly dickhead
Mr_Psych0> i'm gonna go now fellas
Suparmono> NO!
Suparmono> its only 2:00am
Suparmono> what sort of ircer are you?
Mr_Psych0> i know but all connections must come to an end
* Suparmono faints
Suparmono> shit
Suparmono> shit
Suparmono> shit
Suparmono> shit
Suparmono> shit
Suparmono> sit
Suparmono> sit?
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Clodd> SuparmonoA: YWAH! WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DID YOU GO TOO?
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Suparmono> hi tash
tash> hii
Clodd> TASH!
tash> hi
tash> whoose u? [for more info on tash, see the tash logs. she's stupid <- Supar]
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Clodd> I'm Gansta Rappin Clodd Mo-dee speaking to you with RESPECT.
Suparmono> lol
tash> ?
* Suparmono looks at tash - do what the man says
tash> so hiz iz u
Clodd> DIRECTLY
tash> ?
Clodd> Tash.....now....think before you speak....think...
tash> mh u dinf i had 2 mucn 2 dink
Clodd> Ummm......just sound out the words.....
tash> suparmono
tash> who iz u
tash> iz u james mcavity
Clodd> Tell her Jimmy
tash> told ya told ya
Suparmono> I'm Jimmy tash
* Suparmono tips his cowboy hat
Clodd> HAHAHAHA
Clodd> Shut up Mcavity....hehe
tash> yayayayaya
tash> JAMES
tash> my fwend
tash> i fuken feel sick
Clodd> Jimmy....tell her how you feel about her....
Clodd> I think it's time...
Suparmono> tash: you drank too much babe, and i reckon nows a good time to tell you
how i feel about you
Gav^ZZzZz> lol
Gav^ZZzZz> good call
Gav^ZZzZz> :)
Clodd> And tell her what you'd do to her if she was here with you now?
tash> whoose fellin wot wit da wot now
Clodd> ...
tash> oadfs;
Clodd> GAV RULES!
Clodd> tash: Jimmy is in love with you. He has been since the day you met.
Clodd> I'm sorry jimmy....I HAD to tell her...so that you'd both be happy...
tash> bwhahahaha
tash> no t monobrow buy
tash> guy
Clodd> It's true.
tash> :)
Suparmono> tash: you must listen, this is important. I feel you belong here, with
me. And that you belong to me, for me to do whatever i like to, whenever i want. I
know you love me
tash> lalalala
tash> belong where
Suparmono> in kalgoorlie of course
Suparmono> Hay St
tash> ?
tash> who am i ma tlakin 2
Clodd> JIMMY
tash> jimmy???
tash> the one that had his half of a b-day
Clodd> mcavity
Clodd> \YES!
tash> ohhhh
tash> i know
Clodd> your friend and soon to be lover, James.
Suparmono> I'm JIMMY, tash, god i know you're drunk, but please treat me like a
human
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Suparmono> HAY ST is a metaphore for my love for you, tash
tash> ewww theres u hairy chick there'
tash> butcrak
tash> I AM NOT DRUNK
Clodd> Calm down Tash....Jimmy loves you....he wants to make your pain go away....
tash> hehehe'
tash> i no how!!!
tash> lol
tash> nah
Clodd> Suparmono: Go on....sing that song that was playing the dat you met....
tash> james did u got 2 da farin
tash> far even
Gav^ZZzZz> Suparmono : u romant
* Suparmono grabs tash by the hair, breaks her nose on the table and rapes her
repeatedly
Clodd> Awwwww.....
tash> ?
Clodd> I wish I was in love like that.
tash> so did u got 2 da fair
tash> well the jokes on u coz i got aids
tash> :)
Clodd> yeah
Clodd> funny
Suparmono> tash: yes i did go to the fair you poor sad inbred
Clodd> tash
Suparmono> you've got aids...and the jokes on ME?
Clodd> awwwwww
tash> well goot on u
tash> yeah coz u got it now
tash> :)
Clodd> tash: Are you of asain or western austrailian origien?
tash> i'll just get surgery
Clodd> BWAHHAHA
tash> hmmm
Clodd> Surgery to remove aids!
Suparmono> SURGERY LOL!
tash> brb
Suparmono> what are they going to do? cut YOU out?
Gav^ZZzZz> what are u gonna remove? ur muff?
Gav^ZZzZz> LOL
Clodd> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? BACK TO YOUR PADDED ROOM?
Clodd> (I think the surgery is for the second part of her labobtomy....)
tash> is dat 2 do wit ure ass
tash> i am baack
Clodd> No tash...you've always had a but that won't quit...
tash> oi u jknow wot
tash> we almost goet raped by a buch of coons
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Connection reset by peer)
tash> i just pissed myself lafin coz we poked dem adn stuff
tash> whose clod
Gav^ZZzZz> he is a legend
Gav^ZZzZz> how could u not kno clodd?
tash> coz i dont
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tash> how out that
Clodd> What'd I miss...
Gav^ZZzZz> how long have u been lokd up for tash
tash> lol
Gav^ZZzZz> !
Clodd> BWHAAHAHHA
tash> thats wasz funi
tash> loked up where
tash> oh and there wazthid guy and he had a fuken big nos
tash> fuken ugly if u as me
Clodd> tash: Are you 'down' with the 'syndrome', tash?
tash> nsh i am rich as rich can can fucken b
Clodd> was your mother the tv whether girl and your father the village idiot?
tash> wjhose iz clod
tash> yeah thats my faminly
Clodd> laugh
tash> :)
tash> clod who iz u
Clodd> TASH, I AM YOUR FATHER
tash> oi cwis where ug o
tash> o
tash> to
tash> go
tash> clod who areu
tash> u
Clodd> I am you....from 50 years in the future...
Clodd> To tell you this:
tash> huh wait i am confuseled
tash> wait
tash> so who iz "it"
Clodd> Tomorrow, you will try to talk to your parents....don't they are no longer
your parents rather they are robots from the planet Zargon. From now on your
allies will be the forrest folk and livestock who will be your only friends. If
they don't talk back don't let that stop you...just keep chatting away...
tash> whoa
tash> thats really lon
tash> g
tash> can u shorten in down 2 m3
tash> e
Clodd> And important....
Clodd> tash: your parents are evil robots.
Clodd> tash: Don't talk to them
tash> fuck
tash> they were ral nice 2
* Suparmono nods
Clodd> tash: They may try to tell you that they are NOT robots
Clodd> tash: They are lying.
Clodd> tash: From not on animals are your only friends.
tash> anicmals hey
tash> lol
Clodd> tash: Talk to them and tell them your secrets.
Clodd> tash: For they will save your sould from Zornak....the hell grogan from
outta space.
tash> well thizone time at bandacmp........
Clodd> tash: SOMEBODY STUCK A FLUTE IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED YOUR BRAIN???
tash> hehehe
tash> howd u no
tash> :)
tash> ZOLTAN!!!!
Suparmono> lol
tash> heheht hats a funi movie
Clodd> YOUR LIFE IS NOT A MOVIE TASH.....
Clodd> WAKE UP.....
Clodd> It's christmas day....
tash> and how do u know lil missy
tash> OH HAPPY DAY!!
Clodd> go wake your parents up for your prestents...
tash> LALALALA
tash> NAH THEYLL NAB A PHSCO
Clodd> A phsco?
tash> TEHYL GET THAT ROLLING PIN OUT
tash> SMOCK ME ONDA BUM
Clodd> And what, pray tell, is a 'phsco'?
tash> WEN U HAVE A DREAM AND ITS LIKE WOAH I JUST HAD A DREAM AND STUFF LIKT AHT TEN
tash> THAT
Clodd> Yes Tash......go back to sleep Tash.....
tash> hmm i think i will
Clodd> and forget that you ever embarrased yourself in front of the people who love you the mose...
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Session Close: Sun Mar 17 02:55:02 2002
Session Start: Sun Mar 17 02:55:17 2002
Session Ident: #kalgoorlie
*** Now talking in #kalgoorlie
Supar|gho> res
Clodd> Ahhh....yes....
Clodd> he has
Clodd> He was private messageing Supar|gho.
Clodd> who is the same person as Suparmono
Clodd> sUpar?
tash> hes gay isnt he
Clodd> Can you help this lady out?
Clodd> tash: Are you?
Supar|gho> KALGOORLIE: i have just had a long, UNEXCITING pm convo with tash. i am not advertising this as fantastic stuff, but if anyone wishes to view it, come to #tash
tash> unexitin! unexiting
tash> !
Clodd> tash: Do you sniff alot of glue?
tash> umm doz clag count
tash> it tasts nice actually
Clodd> Paint?
tash> u goota try it sumtine
Clodd> Do you bathe it your own urine?
tash> umm sutimes depwnds if it cold
tash> :)
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Session Close: Sun Mar 17 03:01:45 2002
NB: At this point I decided that my connection was just humouring me by letting me connect again, so I went to bed.