Tyler Wolf/ StarLight
Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either!
It's your art. Someone should suffer for it.
As she lay dozing beside me, a voice in my head kept saying, Relax...you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients. The other voice kept reminding me... Howard, you're a veterinarian!
Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt!
NEVER trust a person who doesn't like chocolate
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together
Don't try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal
Better living through Chemistry Theobromine (Chocolate molecule)
Vegetarian - Indian word for lousy hunter
Sugar makes the world go 'round. Caffeine makes it spin faster.