Welcome to the Harem Wars. Prepare to be frightened, bedazzled, and... uhm... other stuff, I guess.
The Harem Wars are what Rei-chan and Yaeko-chan do with their evenings... AIM-time well spent, if you ask me... Or, you know, not.
What, exactly, are the Harem Wars, you ask? Well, basically, Rei-chan and I have compiled lists of the various anime bishonen we adore and worship, and put them in our "Male Anime Harems." Then we basically get online and let out imaginations run wild. These could be considered Mary Sues, I guess, but, mostly, I just consider them down-right silly fun.
The members of the Harems are as follows:
Rei's Harem:
Hotohori, Tamahome, Nuriko, Mitsukake, Chichiri, Chiriko, Tasuki, Tomo, and Suzaku (Fushigi Yuugi); Mamoru, Helios, Motoki, and Fiore (Sailor Moon); Sakuya (Kaikan Phrase); Jareth (Labyrinth); Ziggy - when he's not totally stoned(David Bowie's glam-rock alter-ego); Yukito, Toya, Clow Reed (Card Captor Sakura); Ranma (male form), Mousse (Ranma 1/2); Yuu and Satoshi (Marmalade Boy); Chihaya and Kagetsuya (Earthian); Inu-Yasha (Inu-Yasha), and Dark Schneider (Bastard!).
Yaeko's Harem:
Mille Feuille and Cerise (Bakuretsu Hunters); Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre R. Winner, Trowa Barton, Chang Wufei, Treize Kushrenada, and Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft (Gundam Wing); Fujimiya Aya, Kudou Yoji, Farfarello, and Shuldig (Weiss Kreuz); Arubatsubo Ayanojyo (Maho Tsuaki Tai!); Yuki, Towa, and Atsuro (Kaikan Phrase); Himura Kenshin and Sagara Sanosuke (Rurouni Kenshin); Hikitsu (Fushigi Yuugi); Allen Schezar and Van Fannel (Tenkuu no Escaflowne); Bill Matheson (Marmalade Boy)
Occasional Visitors:
Ten'oh Haruka, Kai'oh Michiru, Tsukino Usagi, and Tomoe Hotaru (Sailor Moon), Kitty, aka Marron Glace, and Gateau Mocha (Bakuretsu Hunters), various others...
Please note that all these Harem members don't show up in our conversations... Just the most vocal (achem, that is the pushiest, funniest, weirdest, and most twisted) manage to weasel their way to the keyboards to make our lives hell - ahcme, I mean, make our lives a bit more interesting...
Just another note regarding the Harem Wars... This is the biggest damn cross-over I have ever seen. (But I'm not usually a huuuge fan of crossovers, so I haven't checked for any, really.) As you can see, we have charas from numerous anime interacting in ways that would never, EVER happen under any other circumstances. (Nor should it really ever happen.) There are, however, three reasons that they're here on BHFS: One - Mi-chan. Two - The Wars are the genesis of the religion of MiKo, in reality. Three - Rei-chan and I are the perpetrators, so, of course, because I'm the webmistress here (ha), I deemed them acceptable. So maybe those aren't good reasons, because they aren't really BH-related, but they're fun, and Rei-chan and I enjoy them, so deal.
So, that's about it. Enjoy the insanity...
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