SAILOR SENSHI IN THE RUMIK WORLD by Yuuri mousse_kuno@hotmail.com For those who don't know what the Rumik world is, it's where all characters created by Rumiko Takahashi exist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Usagi and the rest of those annoying people were walking through Tokyo, leaving a destructive mess wherever they went. Usagi consumed everything in sight that was edible. The gang was about to raid another food store: An Okonomiyaki shop. They walked into the store. A girl with long brown hair greeted them and said, "Sit in that booth over there." This was no ordinary restaurant, it was Ucchan's Okonomiyaki! Ukyou Kuonji was frying up okonomiyaki. Suddenly, Usagi ate the booth, the counter, Ami's ear, Makoto's hair, and all of Ukyou's customers. Ukyou was extremely angered. She pulled out her giant spatula and smashed Usagi! No more Sailor Moon! Still angry, she threw broiling okonomiyaki on Makoto and Ami. They died too. Everyone who was left ran from the store. But they weren't in Tokyo anymore: They had crossed into the Rumik World! An evil purple-haired girl ran across the street, angrily chasing a guy with long black hair and thick glasses. She whacked him on the head 574826526589675258960 times and yelled, "STUPID MOUSSE!" She was so evil, everyone wanted to kill her. But, she whacked Rei with her bonbori and stopped that attack. Mousse was so angry that anyone would try to hurt his Shampoo that he launched 5785675967 random things from his sleeves. These killed the Sailor Stars and Minako. Mamoru had had enough! He transformed into Tuskedo Mask! "You use random household objects for the good of evil! I'm Tuskedo Mask and I'm here to put those objects back in the utility closet!" But Mousse and Shampoo had already gone back to the NekoHanten. An annoying girl crawled out of a well. She was annoying in everything she did. She talked so annoyingly that it made your eardrums scream. she yelled, "InuYasha!!!!!!!!" Sailor Saturn took it upon herself to kill this annoying person, whose name was Kagome. After Kagome was dead, more annoying people came! They were surrounded! First, Lum attacked. "Flying bikini!" she yelled. The bikini hit Tux square in the face. He fell over. Without her bikini, Lum was naked. Sailor Uranus decided that Lum was far more attractive naked than Sailor Neptune, so she ran up to her and tried to seduce her. Lum, being so stupid, chose Sailor Uranus over everyone else in the Rumik world. Sailor Uranus was so happy to have someone as "attractive" as Lum to be gay with, she forgot about everything else. Therefore, she was killed by Ranma, who also killed Sailor ChibiMoon, Sailor Lead Crow, Sailor Iron Mouse, and Sailor Galaxia. Lum also died. But when Akane saw Ranma 10 feet from a naked Lum, she instantly assumed that he was guilty and had raped her or something. Well, Ranma tried to explain, but Akane wouldn't let him. So she beat him up. Meanwhile, Sailor TinNyanko and Sailor Saturn had gone to a tea house run by Ryuunosuke. Since they were the only cool characters, they were getting along quite well. Back outside, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Aluminum Siren, Sailor ChibiChibi, and Tuskedo Mask were waiting for their next challenger. A little pervert named Happosai was running down the street, being chased by 472657602 girls he had stolen panties from. He decided to steal Sailor Neptune's panties. He lept up her "skirt" and grabbed them. Sailor Neptune decided that she would like Happosai now. So they ran off and got married and had a very hentai-ish life, which lasted for two minutes, because the girls had caught up and killed Happi and Neptune during their wedding. Now that Neptune was dead, everyone yelled, "We're rid of the gay pair! YAY!" The remaining people walked down the street towards a park, where 67528675620675026725068720 boys were mourning over Lum.(Everybody loves Lum!) They didn't even notice the 4 idiots parading down the street. On the other side of the park, Tuskedo mask saw someone he recognised. It was Asuka Mizunokouji! He recalled their fateful battle, where he had been turned into a pile of bloody pulp. He screamed and tried to run, but Asuka saw him. "KYAAAAAA! OTOKO!!!", yelled Asuka, and went on another frightened rampage. Tusky died again, just like in the last battle, and everyone except those who lived in the Rumik world was surprised to see that Tux bled pansies. Having successfully killed Tux again, Asuka went to Ryuunosuke's tea house and sat with TinNyanko and Saturn. They had lots of tea and cakes and stuff. Sailor AluminumSiren had also been killed by Asuka, so now only ChibiChibi and Pluto remained. They walked along, clueless as usual, and didn't even notice that the two richest guys in the Rumik World were about to attack them. These two rich guys, namely Tatewaki Kuno and Shuutaro Mendou, were getting their kendo sticks ready to annihilate the Sailor Senshi. When the senshi finally noticed, they started their attack dance. Unfortunately for them, Kuno and Mendou were already charging, and killed them while they were still doing pirouettes. In Ryuunosuke's tea house, the two cool people from SailorMoon plus the cool people from the Rumik world were happily having tea and cakes. Sailor TinNyanko and Sailor Saturn enjoyed the Rumik World so much, they decided to stay. And everyone said, "THANK GOD THE ANNOYING PEOPLE ARE GONE!!!!!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is the end of this excrutiatingly long story. I think I might have gone a bit overboard there...