The Sailor Scouts are PokeMorons!

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Ash: Durr-de-durr! I'm such a moron! I just gave away my last good pokemon, 
and traded Charizard back for a Charmander! Hurr! 
Misty: You ARE a moron. 
Brock: Yeah, everyone else here knows that fully-evolved pokemon are much 
stronger than weakling unevolveds. 
Misty: Speak for yourself Brock, you have nothing BUT unevolveds! 
Brock: D'oh! ::hits himself in the face:: 
Ash: H'yuck! I'm going to go take Pikachu to the grocery store and get some 
food. 
::suddenly, Chibichibi falls ontop of Pikachu and flattens it:: 
Ash: Come on Pikachu! ::grabs Chibichibi's arm and walks towards the grocery 
store, not even noticing that IT'S NOT PIKACHU!:: 
Chibichibi: Chibi? 
Ash: What'd you say pikachu? Chibi? Chubie? Doobie? You want to smoke a 
doobie? Drugs aren't allowed here, Pikachu! 
Chibichibi: CHIBICHIBICHIBI!! ::kicks ash in the knee:: 
Ash: Owww, why'd you do that pikachu!! Oh, you must have evolved! Now you're 
a little girl with weird-looking hair and an umbrella! 
Chibichibi: Chibi.... ::whacks ash with the umbrella:: 
Ash: Owww, stop it pikachu! 
Misty: What's going on? 
Ash: Pikachu evolved into a Chibichibi, whatever that is, and now it's 
beating the crap out of me with its umbrella! H'yuck! 
Brock: Ash, that doesn't look like a pokemon. It looks like a little girl. 
Chibichibi: Chibi! ::runs over to Brock and hugs him:: 
Misty: She looks like a baby... but why is she almost as tall as us!? 
Ash: Because we're only three feet tall! Remember when Charmander evolved 
into a Charmeleon, and I was the same height as it? 
Brock: Besides, we found Pikachu flattened over there where you were. 
Ash: What? This chibichibi must have squished Pikachu! WAAAH! PIKACHUUUU!!!! 
Chibichibi: ::kicks Brock in the balls:: 
Brock: Ooof! ::falls off a cliff:: 
Misty: Grrr, you little $#*&%#(^)(#)^&*#*$#*^@! ::shoves Chibchibi and she 
falls off a cliff too:: 
Brock: I'm going to d-*SPLATTER!* 
Chibichibi: Chibbiiiiiiiii-*THUNK!* 
Chibichibi: Chibi chibi... (Whew, I landed on that retard with only unevolved 
pokemon instead of the ground. Now all I have is a sore butt.) 
::suddenly Sailor Moon and some of the others appear:: 
Sailor Moon: Where are you hiding Chibichibi, you evil piles of rubber band 
poop? 
Misty: Rubber band poop? 
Ash: She must be a pokemon trainer! Hurrhuck! Go Pik-oh wait he's dead, go 
Bulbasaur! 
Bulbasaur: Bulba. 
Sailor Moon: In the name of the buffoon, er, moon, I will... uh... I need to 
think up another corny line. ::runs away to think up another corny line:: 
Sailor Uranus: Bootie shaking! ::moons Bulbasaur and slams her butt into the 
ground, causing an earthquake:: 
Bulbasaur: SORE!! ::dies:: 
Ash: Go Squirtle! Hurruck! 
Squirtle: Squirtle squirt. 
Sailor Neptune: ::looks at her self in the mirror:: 
Ash: Squirtle, use, hurruck, water gun, hurruck! 
Sailor Neptune: ::combs her hair:: 
Squirtle: ::squirts out a tiny little stream of water... WHICH DOESN"T EVEN 
HIT ANYONE...:: 
Sailor Neptune: You're annoying. ::kicks Squirtle and it falls off the cliff 
and hits Chibichibi:: 
*CLONK!* ::chibichibi is knocked unconscious:: 
Ash: Durr! Go Charmander! 
Sailor Pluto: ::farts:: 
Charmander: Charrrr--::tail fire lights the fart, and Charmander explodes:: 
*KABOOMSPLATTERSPLATTER!!* 
Sailor Pluto: Aaaah, it burnt the back of my dress off! ::butt is showing:: 
Misty: Aaah! Go get some more clothes!! 
::Puu runs away to find a new dress:: 
Chibimoon: Wait! Puu, don't leave! 
Sailor Pluto: I have to leave. Besides these idiots are so weak YOU could 
probably beat them, even though your attacks are... *whispers* CRAPPY... 
*stops whispering* ...not as strong as the others'. 
Chibimoon: OK Puu. 
Ash: Poo? 
Sailor Pluto: STOP IT! IT'S NOT FUNNY! No, I didn't grow up inside of a 
toilet bowl! It's PUU! Two U's. Not Poo as in POOP!! 
::Poopuu runs away:: 
Ash: Bye Poopuu! 
Sailor Moon: I'm back! Now I have a corny entrance line! ::grabs Sailor 
Mercury's computer and types something in:: 
Misty: What are you doing? 
Sailor Moon: Now I've got it! Umm... hurry up, load, computer! OK, I've got 
one now! In the name of true love, I, Sailor Moon, shall violate you by 
hitting you so that your evil heart explodes into a crumbling bowl of rubber 
bands! 
Ash: Rubber bands? 
Misty: This is what retarded classes in school are for. 
Sailor Moon: HEY! I'm not retarded! WAAAHH!! 
Sailor Mars: Then how come you always get 30s on your tests? 
Sailor Moon: Grr! ::sticks out tongue and goes "Blidderblidderbleh!":: 
Sailor Mars: Grrr! ::sticks out tongue and goes 
"Blidderblidderblidderblidder!":: 
::Sailor Uranus farts, and both of them hold their noses and stop sticking 
out their tongues at each other:: 
Sailor Moon: ...whew, now that the gas is gone I'll attack you! 
Ash: What kind of attacks does she have anyway? 
Sailor Moon: Moooonn..... mooooning.... power!! 
::Sailor Moon spins around in impossible positions for a few seconds, then 
turns around so that she's facing away from Ash and moons him:: 
Ash: Gaaaaaah!!!! ::face melts off:: 
Misty: Ash! Nooo!!! ::jumps off the cliff, lands on Squirtle, and kills it:: 
Chibichibi: ::wakes up:: Chibi chibichibi (oww, my head hurts.) 
Sailor Saturn: Look in the sky! It's a giant... 
Sailor Moon: ....buckteethed pokeball?? What the heck? 
Giant Buckteethed Pokeball: Durr hurr hurr, I am the stupidity of everything 
in this very lame show called Pokemon! What are you doing in my realm of 
stupidity? 
Sailor Moon: For the good of the good, I, Sailor Moon, shall exterminate you 
and all your kind by using the deadly power of the Crystal Twinkle Bell until 
your wicked soul becomes a mindless, spineless herd of beef jerky! 
Giant Buckteethed Pokeball: Beef jerky?? 
Sailor Saturn: This is getting annoying... 
G.B.P.: Now I will moronify you! DURRRRRRHURRRRUCK! 
::Sailor Moon's eyes get swirly, but nothing happens:: 
G.B.P.: What?? You're ALREADY a moron! 
Sailor Saturn: *whispering so none of the others hear her* ..death ribbon 
revolution. 
Sailor Pluto: ::walks up behind her with a new dress:: 
::death ribbons attack the G.B.P and kill it in one hit:: 
Sailor Pluto: Argh, we have to teleport out before we get killed! 
::Puu, Sailor Saturn, and everyone else teleport out:: 
Sailor Moon: Aaah, I left my dress in there after I mooned him! 
Sailor Pluto: You idiot!!! We can't go back and get it NOW!! 
Chibimoon: Where's Chibichibi? 
*Back in the pokemon world* 
Chibichibi: Chibi? ::walks into a warp thingie before the death ribbons kill 
her:: 
::suddenly, she falls in between Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus when 
they're about to kiss each other, and they both end up kissing Chibichibi 
instead:: 
Chibichibi: CHIIIBIBBIIIIIII!!! 
Sailor Uranus: Huh? 
Sailor Neptune: Chibichibi's alive!! 
Sailor Moon: Chibichib--::trips and hits herself on a wall:: ow. 
Chibichibi: Chibii... (Argh... well at least they're not as stupid as that 
Pokemoron place...) 
THE END