Sailor Scouts vs. The Flower Girls By PerfectPurple120 In case you don't know, The Flower Girls are some cool super heros that me and my friends made up. k here you go. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Sam thought she was having a nightmare. She was in a beautiful park with trees and the city of Spokane surrounding it. That scream sounded familiar. Like on a stupid corny TV show she used to watch. She was having a picnic with her friends and sisters and the scream erupted. The other girls heard it too. Jessie was on top of it. She used to watch that show too. So did Stevy and Cassie. "Whaa…?" Jessie said confused. She had a puzzled look on her face. Mandy just went back to sleep. "How did they get here?" Jessie asked getting up. Sam got up and woke Mandy up and made her little brother who was there with her parents watch their picnic. The girls ran off. About half way they walked. When they rounded the corner Jessie screamed. Sailor Moon and Co. were there. They saw Dayna spit out her gum and took out some funky looking pen thingies. Then they held them up and shouted a funky phrase. Then some corny music and such started and Sailor Moon and Co. were spinning around butt naked. The girls covered their eyes. "Eww!" Brianna said. "This is just…uh… No comment." Stevy said with her hands over her eyes. "Ditto," Sam commented. It took about 5 minutes for the girls with the funky looking pens finished. When Sam heard the music stop she looked in front of her to see the exact same girls only in weird looking bodysuits that were way too tight and really short skirts. Sam and the other girls crossed their arms and raised their eyebrows. "Nice disguise…oooh! We really couldn't recognize you. OOOOH! Wow." Brianna taunted. "How dare you make that gum live on the ground. And make comments about our suits. I am Sailor Moon and I will punish you!" Sailor Moon said. *Corny music* "AHHHHHHHHH! Shut it up!" Dayna screamed and she ran off and jumped into a bush. Sailor Uranus thought she was cute and tried running after her only to see a really mad Lilly Girl who looks nothing like Dayna but is still Dayna in her face. Sailor Uranus ran off with a really mad Dayna on her tail. "You gay freak! You brought this on yourself! Muh HAHAHA!" Dayna shouted. "Go get her girl!" Stevy cheered after her. The other mature girls looked around to see nobody watching except the short-skirted dorks and changed into the flower girls. "HEY! THEY HAVE BETTER DISGUISES THAN OURS. AND THEIR TRANSFORMING THINGY TOOK UP LESS TIME!" Sailor Ma complained. She refused to fight so she was an easy target for Mandy. Mandy tied her up and then started scratching at her until she swelled. Mandy saw that she wasn't dead and kept scratching. Stevy saw that the weird haired Sailor Mercury was working on her little computer thingy and so she went over to see what she was doing. Stevy ripped the computer out of Mercury's hands and Sailor Mercury got really mad. "MERCURY LAME BUBBLE THINGY!" Sailor Mercury shouted. Stevy wasn't impressed. "Bubbles? Oooh mommy get me a band aid!" Stevy taunted. She threw the computer into the river right next to the dam and saw Sailor Mercury diving in. She was sucked into Avista's dam. "Eeeeewwwwww…" Stevy said. Yeah-well Stevy's and Mandy's battle was over. WISHSHSHSHSHSH! Dayna and Sailor Uranus ran by. Sailor Uranus had several bruises and two black eyes. Brianna finds a baseball bat and smacks Sailor Neptune over the head with it. She and Dayna were running around the park bashing their opponent's heads. Or something like that. Jessie went up to Sailor Pluto and kicked her. "Owww…!" Sailor Pluto complained. Then she got Sailor Saturn. She ran punching the Sailor people and finally chased them into the river by the falls. They obviously didn't see the sign that said S t a y O u t , S t a y A l i v e Oh well. They tumbled over the falls and into the river. The force of the falls crushed their bones. They were dead. Jessie dusted her hands by doing that cool swipey thing. Now it was Sam and Cassie's turn. They decided to make Sailor Moon suffer by making her watch her friends die. "Rose thorn blast." Sam said. She cut Sailor Venus' hair off. Sailor Venus screamed and was chased into the road by geese. *Squish* "That was easy." Sam said filing her nails. "I know karate!" Sailor Jupiter said. "And so do I!" Cassie replied, kicking Sailor Jupiter in the crotch. She keeled over, dead. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my friends!" Sailor Moon shouted. She ran over to the Monroe Bridge and jumped off. Avista turned off the water shortly after Jessie's fight was over because of the water shortage so there was barely any water and Sailor Moon had poor eyesight so she was dumb and drowned in the shallow water. Then a rose came down. And then Drake Man came and landed between Sam and Cassie. He saw that Tuxedo Mask the Moron Meth druggie was trying to harass them. So he flew up and punched Tuxie off of his little lamppost thingy and Tuxie broke his neck. The ambulances rushed to the scene to find that Dayna and Brianna had beaten Uranus and Neptune to death and since Rini's parents were dead she was now just a figment of the troubled imagination so she faded away. "Gee thanks girls. That girl who committed suicide had come in trying to have a baby and her friends were annoying us to death. These are the ugliest most revealing girls we've ever seen." The doctor person said. So they pushed the girls into the river and Avista turned the water back on again. Everybody was happy. The end.