THE SAILOR SENSHI VS. SON GOHAN BY ADAM GRIFFIN It was a normal day for Son Gohan. He was working on some homework from his new school. Gohan was sent to a new school so he could finish up his education for his new job. Since his new job was in Tokyo he just was going to finish up here. As he entered his school he was surronded by a group of strangely dressed people. Two people seemed to stick out... a red-headed hick and a tiny geek with swirls for eyes. After the small freak show Gohan headed to his first class, gym. "CLASS! Today were going to play baseball on the school baseball field. You may pick up gloves from the storage room," The coach said. Gohan was going to get his glove when a black haired ninny stoped in his way and grunted "Hey nerd, what are doing?" "Me? I'm just getting a glove," Gohan replied. "Geeks don't play baseball!" The ninny laughed. "I do," Gohan said simply. "Darien, Gohan! Move it!" The coach grunted. This began the basball game, Gohan was playing first base when Darien stepped up to the plate. THe pitcher shot a fastball down the plate and CRACK! Darien sent it high up. Gohan lept way up and snatched the ball in mid-air. Everyone just gawked in shock at Gohan. "What?" Gohan asked grinning inoccently like his dad would. Maybe it was because it was right above 3rd base and 50 feet in the air. The rest of the day was like that. Gohan aced his test and was on his way home when... "Stop!" Some ear piercing voice cried. "You're that kid who humiliated my boyfriend and scored higher than my friend in the math quiz!" "Who are you?" Gohan asked a bit fed up with her antics. "I'll show you nega scum! Moon cosmic power!!!" the voice cried. A crappy music started to play as all her clothing few off a bunch of ribbions and crap started to fly all over. "What the? This doesn't look good. I'd beter unleash my ki! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Gohan screamed as he released the mystic powers taught to him by Kaiou-Shin. In an instant, a burst of ki engulfed Gohan as he continued to release his tremendous power. As for Sailor Moon she was blown away by Gohan's power! As she flew away, a flow of of ribbions flew all over! THen the horrible happened... more crappy music and he could see ribbions flying everywhere! A group of 5 girls ran up and chanted an annoying chant... "We are the Sailor Scouts of justice and love and in the name of the moon we will punish you!" "Who are you!? What the heck are you talking about?" Gohan was completly clueless. So the Sailor scouts began their attack! Gohan prepared for a blast of extreme power he waited and waited and waited and so on until... "JUPITER THUNDER BLAST!" Sailor Jupitor screamed. A bolt of lightning flew right toward Gohan. With the flick of a wrist he swatted the blast into the sky. "Yikes!" Sailor Jupitor squealed. "I'll just try the thunder dragon!" Jupitor lept into the air. With A burst of ki, Gohan blasted up towards her. "Jupi-GUUH!!" Her battle cry was cut short by Gohan thrusting his fist into her stomach. "YAA!!" Gohan's released an explosion of ki with his hand imbedded into Jupitor's chest. With blue beams of ki emitting out from Jupitor's skin, she exploded. With his spare hand, he fired a bolt of ki at Mars. Mars fired back, "Mars fire...IGNITE!" The blast of fire didn't stand up to the powerful ki. It was closer...closer...just then a rose shot down at the bolt but merely disengrated on contact of the ball. "No...no...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Sailor Mars screamed as the bolt of raw ki illuminated her. When the smoke cleared all that remained were a pair of high heels in a pile of ash. "How dare you attck these innocent people and I will assure that Sailor Scout triumph in the end!" It was Tuxedo Max. With his extendible cane he attacked Gohan. With lightning speed Gohan snatched away his cane and crushed it between his fingers. Tuxedo Mask yelped like a small mouse threw a fist at Gohan. With a swift punch, Tuxedo was left with his mouth open coughing out blood. Now Gohan prepared, BAM! He smacked The Tuxedo wearing goon into the air. Gohan vanished a blur and reappeared and with a spin kick made Tuxedo mask 2 pieces! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" All of the scouts screamed. "Aaah! My ears!" Gohan couldn,t stand their whining. So Gohan finally unleashed his most powerful attck! "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAA!!" The brilliant blue beam zoomed toward Sailor moon. Before contact, the other Sailor scouts pushed her out of the way and were disentigrated by the blast. Sailor Moon was alone and did one thing, "Moon sceptor power!" Sailor moon spun around for 2 minutes and finally fired a heart shaped blast at Gohan. With no effort, Gohan snatched the blast with his hand threw it back at her! She dove out of the way into a mud puddle. Son Gohan snatched her by those long pig-tale thingies and spun her, fast. So fast that her ripped out by the roots. Serena flew into the sun. Gohan could finally leave or so he thought. "Where are the Sailor Scouts? They should be here..." It was Sailor Saturn. "Now what?" Gohan was growing weary or this. "They've been defeated by me," "What? NO! I'll destroy you for this!" Saturn cried. Gohan flew high in the air. "AAAAH! Planet desroyer!" Sailor Neptune fired the death blast at Gohan...it hit Gohan with a violet explosion. "I may have deafeated him but I've lost the...ah...ah..ah," "Gohan was unscaved by the blast and looked her in the eyes and said sternly... "Your are a danger to this planet...you must be stopped," Gohan clenched his fist and vanished in a blur... Well I'll just leave it at that since it gets rather yucky! I'll say 2 things: 1. People saw a teenage boy engulfed in blue flame flying at high speeds into the country. 2. Quote from Autopsy: The victim's skin was found with clothing on but the innards of the body were completely ash. THINGS TO SAY: 1. PLease don't give my e-mail since I don't need any Sailor Moon fans sending me potty mouth letters! [note from Miewth: Gotcha!] 2. I'm sorry if the text sounds corny or I made some typos, I'm not good with writing stories. 3. I like your site. 4. I may have gotten the attcks wrong for Sailor Moon but who gives a crap!