Match #5: Tuxedo Mask vs Asuka Mizunokouji 
by Yuuri 
mousse_kuno@hotmail.com


Location: Petit Cup Arena (Cute stadium with confetti and presents) 

Mamoru/Darien walks in to the arena.  His opponent is not there yet.  He 
"quickly" transforms into: 
TUXEDO MASK/TUXEDO KAMEN-BAKA!!!!! 

His opponent enters the ring:  A heavily armored figure steps from the 
doorway across from him.  The shiny metal reflects Tux's face, causing him 
to scream at the sight of himself. 

Announcer:  ROUND 1 FIGHT! 

Tux uses his "incredible" roses! 
But they merely bounce off the armor... 

The armor lunges at Tux, who ducks as fast as he can. 
His stupid cape gets cut off, and his hat is knocked off. 
He also got cut somewhere. 

Tux has lost his nerve!  What moves can he do?!?!? 
He yells, "SAILOR MINIONS COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" 
Sailors Moon and Jupiter leap out of nowhere into the ring. 

"I'll help you Tuxxie!" yells Jupiter stupidly. "Jupiter Thunder CRASH!" 
The thunder actually HITS the armor, shattering it.  The blast from within 
burns up Tux's tux, leaving him in his Mamoru form. 

"JUPITER!!!"  yells Sailor Moon jealously.  "HOW DARE YOU SAY MY MAMO-CHAN'S 
NAME!!!!!!@#%*&$!!!!!!"  Sailor Moon and Sailor Jupiter go duke it out in a 
corner. 

By now, a pretty young girl (as opposed to Sailor Moon) has stood up from 
the remains of the armor. 

Announcer: IT'S ASUKA MIZUNOKOUJI!!!!! 

Asuka looks around timidly.  She spots Mamoru and yells, 

"KYAAAAA! OTOKO!!!!!!!!!!" 

Due to her terrible fear of men, Asuka goes into a frightened rampage, 
screaming, "OTOKO! OTOKO!" and causing mass destruction.  When she finally 
stops, all that remains of Mamoru is a small mound of bloody pulp.  In the 
corner, two other mounds of bloody pulp lie where Sailor Moon and Sailor 
Jupiter were "fighting". 

Announcer: THE WINNER IS ASUKA!!!!! 

Asuka yells, "YAY!"  The match is over! 

Battle results:  Sailor Senshi+Tux: 0 
                Total challengers: 5 (Rounds, that is. 29 senshi people)