The Sailor Senshi vs. the Gundams 
By: Raberba girl 
raberbagirl@mail.com

    "Scouts, we have an emergency!" Luna yelled into the
computer.  "A new enemy has been spotted north of
Crossroads!" 
    "We're on it, Luna!" Makoto said into her communicator. 
    Around Crossroads, girlish voices echoed in their
battle-cries. 
    "Mercury Star Power!" 
    "Mars Star Power!" 
    "Jupiter Star Power!" 
    "Venus Star Power!" 
    "MOON CRYSTAL POWER!" 
    (all together) "MAKE-UP!" 

    North of Crossroads, five giant mechs stomped on
towards the city. 
    "Hey, did anyone besides me just hear five very
Relena-like voices yelling something just now?" Heero asked
nervously. 
    "Aw, you're imagining things, Heero old buddy, old pal,"
Duo said. 
    Heero winced. 
    "Um, I don't see any OZ suits," Quatre said, feeling
reluctant to start a battle so close to a city. 
    "I can't believe it!" Wufei said in disbelief, "They haven't
evacuated the civilians yet!" 
    The Gundams stopped. 
    "Something's fishy here. . ." Trowa said slowly.  And then- 
    " *stupid music* Stop right there!  I am Sailormoon, and if
you intend to harm this town, I will defeat you in the name of
the Moon!"  *stupid music ends* 
    "Aaaaagggghhhh!" the poor Gundam pilots screamed in
horror, "Die, die, die, die!"  Wing Zero's beam cannon
powered up and fired, and the sailor senshi's bodies melted to
nothing in the beam of hot light. 
    Just then, a rose flew through the air and stuck itself into
one of Wing Zero's eyes. 
    " *more stupid music* How dare you attack my Moon
Princess!  Your wicked ways will not be tolerated!  I am
Tuxedo Kamen, and I'll show you justice!"  *stupid music
ends* 
    "Idiot," Duo muttered.  Tuxie had, unknowingly, said the
word that would seal his fate. 
    "Justice?  Justice?! Justice?!?!" Wufei yelled, his eyes
going all weird as if he was on the Zero system, "I'LL SHOW
YOU JUSTICE!  HAAAAH!" 
    Tuxedo Mask tried to jump off the light pole he was
standing on, but Altron's Dragonfire blaster things killed him
anyway. 
    "Ha ha ha!" Duo laughed, "Sailor senshi don't stand a
chance against Gundanium mechs like ours!" 
    "Wanna bet, Bat Boy?" said a voice.  "Space Sword
Blaster! 
    "Submarine Reflection!" 
    "Garnet Orb Thingee!" 
    Duo screamed as the three attacks of the Outer senshi hit
Deathscythe Hell full-force in the back.  It crumpled to the
ground, too broken to move. 
    "I can do that too!" Quatre said defensively, "Maganac
Sickles, uh, Revolution!"  Sandrock sliced at the Outers, who
managed to leap out of the way because they're not stupid
like the Inners.  They tried using their attacks on Sandrock,
but Sandrock's armor is stronger than Deathscythe Hell's, so
it only got some minor damage.  Then Trowa fired his
missiles and killed the three Outers. 

    "Oh no, what will we do?!" Luna wailed. 
    "We need more help!" said Artemis. 

    "Pink Sugar Heart Attack!" 
    Sandrock didn't even feel the attack, and squished
Sailorchibi-moon under its foot when it turned around to see
who had been yelling.  Quatre shrugged. 
    "Musta been my imagination." 

    "That does it!" said Diana.  "We must awaken Sailor
Saturn!" 

    Hotaru was playing outside when her eyes started flashing
purple.  "Must - destroy - the world. . .BWAHAHAHA!" 

    "I think we beat the sailor senshi!" Duo said triumphantly,
climbing out of the mangled remains of Deathscythe Hell. 
    "Think again!  The Soldier of Destruction is here!" 
    Everyone turned to see a senshi in a purple fuku standing
there. 
    "Death Ribbon Revolution!" 

    The Earth blew up, taking the Gundam pilots and Sailor
Saturn along with it. 

    It's a tie. 

    Author's Note:  Just wanted to see what would happen if
they faced off. . .  *evil grin*