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Here it is! My first fan-fic submission (to this site,
at least). Below is all the info you need to know:

Author's Name/E-mail: Ben Jonas/insaneben@yahoo.com
Title: Cell-Out
Category: X-Over
Synopsis: A Shin Tenchi Muyo (Tenchi In
Tokyo)/Dragonball Z crossover story. What happens when
Cell attacks Tenchi's high school?
Chapters submitted: 1 & 2 and 3

Enjoy!

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Disclaimer: Tenchi Muyo! is owned by AIC/Pioneer and was created 
by Masaki Kajishima. Dragonball Z is owned by Toei Animation and 
Bird Studio/Shueisha, and was created by Akira Toriyama. This is my first official fan-fic.

Ben Jonas presents:

--------------------------------<CELL-OUT>-------------------------------------
					  Chapter 1

Note: The events in this story occur during the Imperfect Cell Saga 
and in-between the events of Shin Tenchi Muyo! (Tenchi In Tokyo) episode 16: Carnival!.

	Cell had just finished absorbing the citizens of Nickytown, and 
was about to claim the life of one of its survivors: a lowly banker.

Cell: Today's your lucky day, pal. You get to become a part of something 
extraordinary: ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Banker: No! Please! I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN!!!

At that very moment, Cell sensed a surge of power miles away.

Cell *thinking to himself*: Hrrm? What was that? I haven't felt 
any power like this since arriving in this timeline. It can't be 
the Androids, their power levels are undetectable. It's not Piccolo, 
or any of the others I encountered along with him. I'd better go 
check it out. Besides, it could prove beneficiary against the Androids once I absorb it.

Cell: Well, my friend, it looks like I'll spare you. Good luck getting 
a date, if you can find one! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

With that, Cell took flight in search of the unknown power.

Meanwhile, over at Tenchi's high school in Tokyo, Tenchi had just 
finished berating the girls over the damage they did to his school's carnival.

Tenchi: All of you, just go home!

Sasami: But Tenchi, we came here to see you.

Tenchi: All of you have been nothing but trouble. 

Ayeka: Sorry, Lord Tenchi.

With that, the girls all began leaving, saddened and dismayed by 
the fact that they made Tenchi angry.

Suddenly, at that very moment, a lone figure raced out of the school 
and toward Tenchi at a frenzied pace.  

Tenchi: Amanosuke! What's wrong? What happened this time?

Amanosuke: *out of breath from running* Tenchi! Remember hearing 
the news about the monster that absorbed all of the residents of Gingertown and Nickytown?

Tenchi: Yeah? What about it?

Amanosuke: He's here.

Everyone (including the girls): WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

All of the girls ran back toward Tenchi and Amanosuke.

Tenchi: Oh man! This day has just gone from bad, to worse, to catastrophic! 
Amanosuke, What happened when the monster arrived? Is everybody OK?

Amanosuke: I'm afraid not, Tenchi. I was one of the only surviving witnesses. 

Amanosuke began giving his eyewitness account of the disaster.

*begin flashback*

Amanosuke: It all started at the concert. I was with Amagasaki and 
a few of my other classmates. We were "rocking out" (writer's note: 
Please forgive the use of dated language. Please bear with me, as 
this story will contain more dated language than Dennis Miller's 
football commentary.) to the music of SPLEEN, having a good ol' 
time. About 20 minutes into the concert, a green-and-yellow, bug-like 
creature appeared on stage. Everyone thought that he was supposed 
to be SPLEEN's mascot. Boy, were they wrong. At that moment, the 
creature stuck his tail into the back of the lead singer/guitarist, 
and "literally" sucked him up like a milkshake. A few seconds later, 
he did the same thing to the rest of the band. It was horrible watching 
that demon consume the band alive! The audience was in complete 
shock. Moments after that, he spoke into the microphone, saying 
something about an "unknown power" and how he would either kill 
or absorb everyone if the person with the hidden power didn't step 
forward. Then the horror began.
	I fled for my life (as did just about everyone else), but most 
of the crowd didn't get very far. A few moments after everyone ran 
for safety, the monster took to the skies and fired a whole barrage 
of energy blasts. As I ran to the head of the crowd, I could hear 
lots of explosions, people screaming, dying, panicking, and the 
monster's maniacal laughter. From then on out, everything became 
a blur as I dashed into the school for cover. Upon entering the 
school, I hid myself in a locker, hoping the monster would pass 
over me. Outside the locker, I heard more screams, combined with 
explosions, murderous laughter, then silence. 
*pause flashback*

Tenchi: What happened to Amagasaki?

Amanosuke: Sadly, he was one of the first to fall. He tried to stand 
his ground against the demon, saying that his absorption "was a 
hoax". He was quickly beaten and consumed. All that was left of him were his clothes. 

Tenchi: Dear lord.....

Sakuya: What about Hitomi, Misa, and Akari? (writer's note: Much 
like the name of the band in episode 16, these names are also made 
up. These were the names I came up with for the three girls that 
constantly followed Tenchi and Sakuya around throughout the series).

Amanosuke: They're gone, too. They were too frightened to move, 
and were caught in the monster's rampage.

Sakuya: No... *sob* Misa... Akari... Hitomi...

Tenchi: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what about our teacher, Mr. 
Fujisawa? (writer's note: If it looks, sounds, and acts like Mr. 
Fujisawa, it IS Mr. Fujisawa. 'Nuff said!)

Amanosuke: That was when things got weird. As I hid in the locker, 
I overheard Mr. Fujisawa a couple doors down, talking to himself.

*resume flashback*

Mr. Fujisawa: Ahh! Sweet sake, take me away!

Amanosuke (as narrator): At that moment, I heard a crash through 
the wall, followed by a loud buzzing noise.

Cell: Hey, drunkard! This is a no-drinking zone!

Amanosuke: At that moment, I heard what sounded like a glass bottle shattering.

Mr. Fujisawa: Hey! That was my only bottle of sake! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! FUJISAWA PUNCH!!!

Amanosuke: I overheard the sounds of battle outside my locker. It 
sounded like Mr. Fujisawa was giving that creature the beating of 
his life. A few loud crashes later, I heard Mr. Fujisawa say something 
along the lines of "heading off to the nearest 7-11 for sake and 
smokes". As I emerged from the locker, I saw him take a giant leap 
from the hole the creature made, out into the open, and disappear 
into the horizon. But the threat was far from over, as I heard the monster speak.

Cell *stunned*: What was that?!? No matter, that wasn't the unknown 
power I sensed earlier. I'll find it, even if I have to tear this whole building apart!

Amanosuke: With that, the creature crashed through the second floor, 
and I heard the screams again. Taking advantage of a horrible situation, 
I fled for the front exit, dodging debris and rubble along the way. 
And that pretty much sums up everything that's happened up 'til now.

*end flashback* 

Kiyone: Excuse me, Amanosuke, but if the monster did attack the 
school, wouldn't we have heard some screams and/or explosions?

Amanosuke: Probably not. The demon was incredibly fast, and probably 
used his speed (as well as his tail) to cover up most of the screams. 
As for the explosions, I think the monster didn't use any energy 
attacks (or didn't need to) in order to slaughter most of the building's denizens. 

Ayeka: All of those poor, innocent people.... dead. It's atrocious. 

Sasami: I think I'm going to be sick....

Washu: Whoa! Hang in there, Sasami. Here, take this pill. It'll calm your stomach.

Sasami: Thanks, Miss Washu.

Kiyone: Mihoshi, what do you think you're doing by that payphone?

Mihoshi: Contacting the Galaxy Police. They'll handle this matter.

Kiyone: Mihoshi, we ARE the Galaxy Police! Besides, I don't think 
a payphone can contact anyone in the deep reaches of space.

Mihoshi: I'm scared, Kiyone!

Kiyone: I know, Mihoshi. So am I. Just the mere thought of hearing 
how hundreds of people were killed in a matter of minutes by a single 
creature puts a chill down my spine, too. 

Sakuya: Tenchi, I'm afraid of what this creature might do to us. What if he...

Tenchi: Don't worry, Sakuya. I'll protect you to the very end.

Ayeka: And we will protect you too, Lord Tenchi. Right, everyone?

Everybody: RIGHT!

Ryo-Ohki: MIYA!

Ayeka: You better get out of here, Mr. Amanosuke. That monster could still be after you.

Amanosuke: Consider me gone!

As everyone was reeling from the horror of Amanosuke's description 
of the events that had transpired minutes ago, a renewed confidence 
was instilled in each person, insured in the fact that they would 
stand tall against the monster. Suddenly, an explosion occurred 
inside of Tenchi's high school. The blast was so powerful, that 
it reduced all of the upper floors of the building to rubble.

Sakuya: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

From the explosion emerged Cell, a bio-android of incredible strength, 
speed, and agility. He descended from the sky and set himself down 
upon the walkway leading to the now-ravaged school.

Cell: Well, well. It seems that I've finally found the unknown power, 
or should I say, Tenchi Masaki!!

At last, the bio-mechanical monstrosity stood face-to-face with 
the object of his desire. What chance do Tenchi and crew have against 
a demon that has killed thousands in order to fulfill his own dark desire for perfection?


CHAPTER 2

Meanwhile, in Yugi's dimension, Yugi watched as Cell was about to attack Tenchi and crew.

Yugi: This is bad. If that monster kills Tenchi and Sakuya, all 
my plans will have been for not. Hotsuma! Matori! Tsugaru!

Hotsuma, Matori, and Tsugaru: Yes, Master?

Yugi: Cease that foul creature's reign of terror at once. Oh, and Tsugaru?

Tsugaru: Yes, Master?

Yugi: Stop eyeing Hotsuma like that! It's disturbing.

Matori: Ooo! Tsugaru has the hots for Hotsuma!

Tsugaru: I do not! Right, Hotsuma? *wink*

Hotsuma: *shudder* Don't come anywhere near me!

With that, the three henchpeople headed off to confront Cell. 

Meanwhile, at Kami's sky palace, Goku was silently meditating, when 
his concentration was suddenly interrupted by a feeling of dread.

Gohan: What is it, father? Has Piccolo confronted the androids yet?

Goku: No. It's Cell. He's currently facing off against a bunch of 
warriors whose power levels I've never sensed before.

Gohan: Oh. That's a good thing, right?

Goku: I wish it were, but unfortunately, their power levels are 
much lower than that of Cell's. With the dragonballs no longer in 
existence due to Piccolo's fusion with Kami, the last things we 
need are more people slaughtered by Cell. Since neither Piccolo 
nor I are strong enough to stop Cell, the only thing we can hope 
for now is that these unknown fighters can hold off Cell long enough 
for Trunks and Vegeta to arrive there once their training is completed. 

Gohan: Hey, Mr. Popo. How much longer until Trunks and Vegeta are 
done training in the Room of Spirit and Time? (writer's note: I 
refuse to call it the Hyperbolic Time Chamber due to ethnical reasons.)

Mr. Popo: They'll be done in a few more hours.

Gohan: *sigh* Oh man. I hope these mystery fighters can keep Cell at bay until then.

Goku: So do I, Gohan.

 Back at the remains of Tenchi's high school....

Tenchi: H-how do you know my name?!?

Cell: It's simple. Whenever I absorb someone, like your friend, 
Amagasaki, not only do I get their power, I also get part of their 
knowledge. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Cell, a bio-android 
that was created by Dr. Gero seventeen years in the future. Not 
only do I have the ability to fly, shoot energy blasts, and absorb 
life forms, my cellular structure is composed of the cells of the 
greatest fighters in the world. 

Tenchi: Why are you here? Why have you attacked my school?!?

Cell: In the future timeline, I found out that Dr. Gero designed 
me to absorb and incorporate the androids into my being, and thus, 
become more powerful, and eventually achieve perfection. After finding 
out that the androids in my time were already destroyed, I decided 
to make my way into the past by stealing a time machine and awakening 
seventeen years in the past. Normally at this time, I would be searching 
for the androids, but since I have all the time in the world, combined 
with the fact that I sensed your power level, I decided to make 
a little side trip on over to your school. 

Kiyone: So this massacre, combined with the mass-murdering of the 
residents of Ginger Town and Nicky Town have all been for fun, just 
so that you could find the androids and achieve perfection?!? You really ARE a demon.

Cell: True. So, which one of you wants to die first?

As Cell eyed his opposition, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, and 
Sasami all stood ready to confront the android, with Ryo-Ohki hissing at him the whole time.

A few minutes ago, over in Shibuya, Ryoko was hovering outside of Tenchi's apartment.

Ryoko: I bet Tenchi'll be surprised when he sees me! Hey, he left 
the door to his apartment open.

As Ryoko entered the apartment, she noticed that Tenchi wasn't there. 
However, she noticed a flyer on Tenchi's table.

Ryoko: A school carnival!? So that's where he went. And I bet he's 
with that Sakuya tramp right now. GGRRRR!!!!

With that, Ryoko teleported on over to Tenchi's high school. A few 
minutes later, she showed up a few feet behind Tenchi and crew.

Ryoko: Tenchi! Hey all! Why the tense mood?

Washu: See that hideous creature over there?

Ryoko: Yeah, what about him?

Washu: He was the one responsible for all the mass killings in Ginger 
Town and Nicky Town. And look what he did to Tenchi's high school!

Ryoko: I see. Wow! Looks like something I would've done on a bad day.

Sasami: That creature's name is Cell, and he wants to consume Tenchi!

Ryoko: He wants to do WHAT?!?

Angered by that statement, Ryoko leapt up to the front of the group.

Ryoko: YOU MONSTER!! Nobody threatens my Tenchi and gets away with it!

Ayeka: *ahem* Miss Ryoko, I think you're greatly mistaken. Tenchi belongs to be and me alone.

Ryoko: What was that, Princess!? You want me to make you eat those words? I'd be glad to do so!

Tenchi: Hey, you two! Knock it off, or else we won't stand a chance against Cell!

Ryoko & Ayeka: Sorry, Tenchi!

With that, everybody's focus shifted back to Cell.

Cell: My, this is getting interesting. Looks like I'll have some fun after all.

At that moment, Yugi's hench-trio appeared behind Cell.

Cell: And you are...?

Hotsuma: We are relatives of the victims of Ginger Town, here to get revenge for their deaths.

Ryoko: Hey! I thought you guys were former space pirates!

Tsugaru: We are. We just wanted an excuse to kick Cell's ass.

Cell: It looks like the appetizers are over. Time for the main course!

At this point in time, Cell stands outnumbered, twelve to one. But 
what chance, if any, does a rag-tag group of humans, alien women, 
a cabbit, and three hench-people stand against an android with the 
fighting abilities of the greatest fighters in the world? Find out 
in the next exciting chapter of CELL-OUT!

TO BE CONTINUED...

And that's the end of round 2 of this free-for-all! Next time, the 
real fight begins, as Tenchi and friends must form an uneasy alliance 
with Yugi's hench-people, in order to take on Cell. I'd like to 
thank Bryan Weber, for being the first and ONLY person to respond 
to my first fan-fic (which was entitled The Expendables, and is 
currently located under "J" in the Misc. section, hence the reason 
why Cell-Out is my first official fan-fic), Chris "GumGirl" Fields, 
for being the first person to respond to the first chapter of this 
fan-fic, and, of course, YOU, the reader at home. Before I go, I'll 
let you in on a little secret: there's a surprise in store in the 
last chapter of this story for everyone (everyone being the reader 
and anyone else who reads this fan-fic, not the characters in this 
story). Please send feedback to insaneben@yahoo.com. See ya next 
chapter!


CHAPTER 3

Cell calmly looked around at the opposition in front of and behind him.

Cell: I must commend you all for taking a stand against me. But, 
since you probably have no idea what you're all going up against, 
perhaps I should give you a little demonstration of my power.

With that, Cell started powering up. The wind from his rising ki 
sent various objects from the remnants of the carnival flying in 
various directions. Luckily, Ayeka's shield barrier prevented anyone 
from being blown away and/or being hit by any flying debris, and 
Yugi's hench-trio stood their ground.

Hotsuma: Heh. You think that little breeze would've gotten rid of us?

Cell: No. In fact, I would've been disappointed if you hadn't stood 
your ground. Why don't you three give me your best shot? Go ahead, 
see if you can even make me move from this spot.

At that moment, Matori, Hotsuma, and Tsugaru all flew towards Cell. 
All three of them nailed the android at once with a powerful punch, 
sending Cell flying past Tenchi and friends and into a nearby building. 
Cell emerged from the building, a little shocked, but unhurt.

Cell: Hmmmmm. It seems I've slightly underestimated you three. 

Matori: What? Are you going to give up already?

Cell: No. In fact, the only reason I let you hit me was to test 
your strength. Now the real fight begins...

Meanwhile, over at the Masaki residence in Okayama...

Azaka: Something tells me that Princess Ayeka and Princess Sasami are in danger.

Kamidake: You're just looking for an excuse to get out of here, aren't you?

Azaka: Yup. Wanna go to Tokyo?

Kamidake: Sure. Houston, we are go for launch.

Azaka: Will you stop saying that?

Kamidake: Not until I say this: LIFT-OFF! *FWOOSH!*

Azaka *thinking to himself*: *sigh* No wonder Princess Ayeka likes me better. *FWOOSH!*

Within mere moments, the guardians took to the skies in order to 
track out and assist the princesses of Jurai.

Back over at the battleground...

Tsugaru: I think you're bluffing, Cell. Same maneuver as last time?

Hotsuma & Matori: Right!

The trio repeated the same attack they used on Cell before. But 
just when they were about to hit him, Cell leaned back and dodged 
their group punch. A few milliseconds later, Cell kicked Hotsuma 
in the jaw, and, using his out-stretched arms (thanks to Piccolo's 
cells), nailed Matori and Tsugaru in their stomachs. The bio-android 
then appeared behind the reeling trio and slammed all three of them 
into the ground with his tail. The impact of the attack left a massive 
crack on the pavement. Cell hovered in the air as he watched Hotsuma, 
Matori, and Tsugaru all struggle to their feet. 

Tsugaru: *cough* *cough* Damn! That was a cheap shot! 

Cell: Heh. What are you going to do about it?

Tsugaru: This!

Tsugaru fired a whole barrage of energy blasts, but Cell was easily 
able to avoid them. Taking advantage of the distraction, Hotsuma 
teleported underneath the monstrosity, grabbed him by the legs, 
and tossed him toward the ground.

Hotsuma: NOW MATORI!

Matori: I ought to give you a hand for putting up a good fight against 
us, Cell. Or, in this instance, I should give you a lot of hands. Here!

Matori fired a spell which turned the sidewalk into a bunch of arms. 
Upon landing on the sidewalk, the disembodied arms forced Cell to 
stay on the ground. Cell struggled to break free, but was unable to move. 

Ryoko: Wow! They're actually winning.

Kiyone: You know, this fight would actually be entertaining if our lives weren't at stake.

Just then, Azaka and Kamidake descended from the sky and appeared before Tenchi and crew.

Azaka: Hello everyone!

Kamidake: Did we miss anything?

Washu: Oh, nothing much, just the fight of the century, that's all.

Cell *struggling to get free*: *urgh!* Great. Now I'm going to have 
to *guh!* fight two floating logs. What's next? A *nuhh!* robotic lawn gnome?

As Cell continued to try and free himself from the hands' grasp, 
Hotsuma, Tsugaru, and Matori all flew up hundreds of feet and made 
a triangle formation. A red aura could be seen around the trio as they powered up.

Hotsuma, Matori, and Tsugaru: Tri-Beam Cannon....... FIRE!!!!!!

A massive energy beam was emitted from the combined might of the 
trio. Cell was still trying to break loose, when he was suddenly 
engulfed in the huge energy blast. A bright white light, and an 
incredibly loud explosion followed upon the impact of the blast. 
The ground shook with a fierce rumble, but thankfully, Ayeka's shield 
barrier protected every from losing their footing and getting hit 
by any chunks of pavement or rubble. When the bright light dimmed 
and the smoke cleared, a humongous crater could be seen where Cell 
was being pinned down. Inside of the crater was Cell, missing his 
left arm, his left leg, most of the left side of his torso, and in utter shock. 

Ayeka *surprised*: They... did it!

Sasami: All right! We're going to make it through this without losing anyone!

Ryoko: Damn. I didn't even get a chance to fight Cell. Oh well. 
I guess it's better sometimes to let someone else do the fighting for you. 

Cell: H-h-how d-dare you!

Hotsuma: HA! I knew he was just a pushover!

Tenchi: Whew! I'm glad that's over with.

Mihoshi: So am I. Now I'll be able to make it home in time for Space Police Police Men!

Just then, everyone heard an ominous laughter coming from Cell. 

Cell: I'm afraid you're all celebrating a bit prematurely. As nice 
of a trick that was, I have a few tricks of my own. Observe.

Using his right arm, Cell thrusted himself upon his right foot and 
let out a painful moan. Within a matter of seconds, his left arm, 
left leg, and missing parts of his torso all grew back.

Hotsuma: What the?!?

Matori: He can grow back parts of his body?!?

Everybody in Tenchi's group saw Cell's regeneration with looks of 
shock and disgust, except for Washu.

Washu *thinking to herself*: So, Cell is capable of regenerating 
limbs and parts of his body. Fascinating. If I get though this alive, 
I want to take a sample of this creature for myself.

Cell: I'm afraid there's more bad news to go along with that. I've 
only been fighting you at 10% of my power.

Tsugaru: What?!? No way!! You're obviously bluffing like last time! 

Undeterred by Cell's statement, Tsugaru descended from the sky and 
tried to nail Cell with a flying kick to the head, but Cell caught 
his right leg before his foot could make contact with his head. 

Cell: How pathetic.

Cell squeezed Tsugaru's right leg so hard that it broke. Tsugaru 
let out a giant yell of pain and could barely focus on freeing himself 
from Cell's grasp, due to the great amount of pain from his now-broken 
leg. As much as he struggled to get loose, Cell wouldn't let go, 
and as he hung him upside-down from his leg, he fired a couple of 
well-placed ki blasts through Tsugaru's left shoulder, left leg, 
and the right side of his hip. Cell then let go of Tsugaru, who 
landed hard on the ground. He was barely conscious, barely able to move, and bleeding badly. 

Cell: Oh dear. I'm afraid you'll never be able to heal properly 
at this point. Looks like I'll have to amputate EVERYTHING!

With that statement, Tsugaru tried to flee from him, but was too 
injured to move. Cell drove the tip of his tail into Tsugaru's back, 
and began absorbing him. Tsugaru let out a yell of death before 
he was completely consumed by Cell. Everyone watched in horror as 
Tsugaru became the latest statistic of Cell. All that was left of 
him were his bloodstained clothes.

Kiyone: Gross! He just sucked him up like a bowl of soup!

Ayeka: I agree. How revolting!

Cell *talking to himself*: I can feel my KI rising, but when I absorbed 
Tsugaru, it felt sort of empty, like he was a part of something bigger. No matter.

Cell then turned toward Hotsuma and Matori.

Cell: Your move.

Sakuya screamed in horror after seeing Tsugaru become a part of Cell.

Tenchi: Sakuya! Are you alright?

Sakuya *still in shock*: I-I-I think I will be. That was horrible! 
I've never been more afraid until now.

Tenchi put his hand on Sakuya's shoulder

Tenchi: Don't worry, Sakuya. Like I said earlier, I will protect 
you from that demon, no matter what happens. Just out of curiosity, 
why didn't you escape from here with Amanosuke? 

Sakuya: I didn't want to leave you, Tenchi. I couldn't stand the 
sight of you going up against that monster alone and getting yourself 
killed. As I said once before, I will always be by your side, no matter how bad things get. 

Tenchi: Sakuya....

Kiyone: Aww! How sweet! Those two are really devoted to each other.

Ryoko *thinking to herself*: Grrrrrr! Sakuya, step away from my 
Tenchi, you lousy tramp! *angry sigh* If I had my way, though, things would be a lot different...

*begin fantasy envisionment, complete with SD versions of all the characters* 

Ryoko: If Tenchi wasn't so close to you, I would've had you fight 
Cell first. (Ryoko envisions SD version of herself tossing SD version 
of Sakuya into SD version of Cell. SD Cell blasts SD Sakuya into 
dust.) Hee Hee! And while I'm at it, why not let that stuck-up princess 
go next? (same as above, only with SD Ayeka getting blasted.) And 
just for good measure, throw in that idiot Mihoshi (same as above), 
her too-smart-for-her-own-good-partner Kiyone (same as above), that 
mad genius Washu (same as above), Nobiyuki (same as above), and 
then have Sasami and Katsuhito blow up the demon with dynamite strapped 
to them. (Ryoko envisions SD versions of Sasami and Katsuhiko with 
dynamite strapped to them, running toward SD Cell. All three blow 
up.) And then Tenchi and I can fly off into space, where we'll spend 
the rest of our days together on a paradise planet. (Ryoko envisions 
SD versions of herself and Tenchi flying off into space aboard Ryo-Ohki). HAHAHAHA!

*end fantasy envisionment*

At the same time, Ayeka was thinking the same thing.

Ayeka *thinking to herself*: Sakuya, don't you dare come any closer 
to Lord Tenchi, you little hussie! *angry sigh* If I had my way, 
things would be a lot different...

(Ayeka basically has the same envisionment as Ryoko, except that 
Ryoko would get blasted instead of Ayeka, and Cell would be obliterated 
by the entire Juraian space armada at the command of Ayeka. Then, 
Ayeka, Tenchi, and Sasami would fly on back to Jurai, and live happily ever after).

Ayeka: HAHAHAHA!

Sasami: What do you suppose those two are thinking about?

Washu: Knowing them, it can't be good for anyone.

Back on the battlefield, Hotsuma and Matori were trying to recover 
from the shock of Tsugaru's death at the hands of Cell.

Hotsuma: Bastard! You'll pay for the death of Tsugaru!

Hotsuma and Matori charged toward Cell in a style similar to the Androids. 
(writer's note: See the Trunks Special to understand what I mean 
by that.) The duo quickly began exchanging a number of punches and 
kicks with the biomechanical menace. As much as they tried to gang 
up on and overpower Cell, the monster countered and/or repelled 
every one of their attacks. Spotting an opening, Cell grabbed Matori 
by her head and tossed her into Hotsuma. The demon then leapt up 
into the air and fired a Masenko toward the pair. Luckily, the devious 
duo dodged the blast, and, taking advantage of the error, Matori 
summoned up a massive demon from the rubble of the building where 
Cell was thrown into earlier. The giant concrete-like monster (writer's 
note: think The Thing, but more craggily, less lovable, and more 
demonic-looking) appeared right in front of Cell and let out a terrifying 
roar. Cell simply smirked, and before the giant beast could lay 
a finger on him, fired a Kienzan (Destructo Disk), which sliced 
it in half, and effectively terminated the demon's existence. Spotting 
Matori from a distance, Cell did a flying tackle right into her, 
sending the hench-villain flying. Mere moments later, he appeared 
right behind Matori, grabbed her while in mid-flight, and body-slammed 
her right into the pavement. Sensing his partner was in danger, 
Hotsuma rushed to where Matori was, but was cut-off by Cell's mouth-beam. 
Cell then picked up the half-conscious Matori by the legs.

Cell: Make a wish, Hotsuma.

Cell bent Matori's legs as far apart as they could go, before there 
was a loud crack. Matori let out an immensely loud scream of pain. 
Her hip had been split into two pieces. Tenchi and crew winced at 
the sight and sound of the damage that Cell had caused. Hotsuma 
gazed in horror as Matori's lower half of her body was now permanently disabled. 

Hotsuma: MATORI!!

Matori *barely conscious*: H-Hotsuma.... Do it...now...while he's distracted...

Hotsuma: But, Matori, you'll...

Matori: I said do it, dammit! Blast him now before he consumes me!

Hotsuma *thinking to himself*: Forgive me, Matori...

Without another moment's hesitation, Hotsuma fired a huge energy 
blast directly at Cell. The explosion from the blast sent chunks 
of pavement and rubble flying in every direction.

Hotsuma: I...I think I got him.

Just then, Hotsuma heard an ominous voice behind him.

Cell: Nice move. It probably would've worked, too, had you not hesitated for those few seconds.

Cell was hovering right above Hotsuma, with Matori still in his grasp.

Cell: Say goodbye to your girlfriend.

Sasami: Oh no! He's going to do it again!

Everyone in Tenchi's group did one of two things: they either gazed 
in horror, or they covered their eyes; Ryo-Ohki put her paws over her eyes.

In an instant, Cell placed his tail in Matori's back. Too weak to 
scream, she could only emit a faint whimper before being completely 
absorbed by Cell. Matori was gone; all that was left of her were her now-vacant clothes.

Cell: Here, Hotsuma, a little something to remember your dead teammate by.

Cell tossed Matori's clothes to Hotsuma. He caught them and clenched 
them tight in his fist. A lone tear rolled down Hotsuma's cheek.

Hotsuma *thinking to himself*: Damn you, Cell! You took from me 
two of the only three people I ever cared for. Sure, Matori and 
Tsugaru were only servants for Mistress Yugi, but, even though they, 
like myself, were nothing more than physical manifestations, they 
were like family to me. I never thought that it would come to this, 
but it looks like it's up to me now to stop Cell. 

Hotsuma: Tsugaru, Matori, you shall not have died in vain! I swear 
that I shall wreak vengeance in your names!

Ryoko: Huh. I never thought that that guy had any emotions. Go figure.

At that moment, Tenchi had an idea.

Tenchi: Everyone, I need to have a word with all of you.

Everybody gathered around.

Tenchi: Listen, if any of you do get the chance to confront Cell, 
please fight him with extreme caution. We've all seen what he's 
capable of, and the last thing I'd want to see happen is for any 
of you to get hurt, much less killed by Cell. With that in mind, 
should any of you get seriously injured in battle, I want the person 
nearest to them to distract Cell while Sakuya and I get that person 
to safety, in order to prevent him/her from being sucked up by Cell.

Ryoko: Wait a second! Why does Sakuya get to assist you, and not me, Tenchi?

Tenchi: Because she's the only one who doesn't have any super powers/abilities! 

Kiyone: I'm afraid to say this, but, imagining the worst-case scenario, 
what if all of us fall in battle against that demon?

Tenchi: That's the reason why I've called you all here. Everyone, please give me your crystals.

Mihoshi: But Tenchi, what good are these crystals going to do you?

Kiyone: Mihoshi! Have you forgotten what happened the day we all met?

Mihoshi: Oh yeah! Now I remember! Wasn't that the day of Second Impact?

Kiyone: You lunkhead! Oh well, at least most of us remember what happened then.

Ayeka: If you don't mind me asking, Lord Tenchi, what do you plan 
on doing with these crystals, anyway? 

Tenchi: I'm hoping that it doesn't come to this, but if all else 
fails, I may just have to take on Cell myself. As of this moment, 
we are the only things standing between Cell and the complete destruction of the world's population.

At that point, everyone knew what Tenchi was talking about (except 
for Sakuya, who had no idea what the crystals' hidden ability was). 
Everyone handed Tenchi their crystals.

Sakuya: But Tenchi, how are you going to fight Cell if your friends 
from the Monster Busters can't stop him?

Tenchi: Don't worry, Sakuya. I'll think of something.

Ryoko *whispering to Ayeka*: Look at that! She's already seen us 
a couple of times and she still thinks we're Monster Busters.

Ayeka *whispering to Ryoko*: Yes. Someone should give that wench a full-frontal lobotomy.

Ryoko *whispering to Ayeka*: Mind if I get to do it?

Ayeka *whispering to Ryoko*: Don't you dare even think about it!

Back on the battlefield...

Hotsuma *thinking to himself*: Dammit! Cell's too powerful for me 
to fight in this form. I didn't want to have to do this, but after 
watching my teammates' best attacks fail against that monster, I have no other choice. 

Within moments, Hotsuma began his transformation into his more powerful 
form. His muscles and arms expanded in size as his facial features 
changed shape. Slowly, he began to take on the form of a half-human, 
half-tiger hybrid. Just as he was about to complete his metamorphosis, 
Hotsuma felt a sharp pain on the back of his neck. Cell had stuck 
his tail in the back of Hotsuma's neck during his transformation.

Cell: A word of advice: Never transform into a different form while 
in the middle of a fight. You leave yourself wide open to your opponent's attacks.

Hotsuma collapsed to his knees as he felt his power being sucked 
away. He then reverted back into his regular form before falling 
to the ground and being completely absorbed.

Cell: Ahhhh! That was refreshing! *thinking to himself* There's 
that same energy I felt twice before, when I absorbed Tsugaru and 
Matori. It's as if somebody created those people, someone more powerful. 

Suddenly, Cell felt a sharp pain on his back. It was as if thirty bees all stung him at once.

Kiyone: Keep firing, Mihoshi! Do it while he's distracted!

As Cell slowly turned around, he noticed Mihoshi and Kiyone, both 
of whom were firing their blasters at him. Moments earlier, while 
Cell was busy consuming Hotsuma, the Galaxy Police duo moved to 
the front of Tenchi's group, outside of Ayeka's shield barrier, 
and began firing away at the behemoth. Unfortunately, none of their 
bullets had any effect on Cell, and as the monster slowly began to face them...

Mihoshi: Oh no! I'm out of ammunition!

Kiyone: Quick Mihoshi! Reload!

Cell was now gazing directly upon Mihoshi and Kiyone, catching and/or 
dodging any bullets that came his way. 

Mihoshi *panicking*: WAAAAAHHHH!!!! I'm too scared to reload!!

Kiyone: You idiot! Snap out of it!

Mihoshi *really panicking*: Imgonnadieimgonnadieimgonnadieimgonnadieimgonnadie...

Cell: Heh. You really crack me up, but your punch line needs a little work. Allow me to improvise!

Kiyone: Look out!

Tenchi: Hit the deck!

Cell fired a whole barrage of ki blasts. Everyone ducked for cover, 
while Ayeka's shield barrier protected everybody within Tenchi's 
group from Cell's attacks. Just then, Cell stopped firing.

Kiyone: Hey! He completely missed us!

Ayeka: Us too! But why?

At that moment, everyone turned to their left and noticed a somewhat-charred Mihoshi.

Kiyone: MIHOSHI!!!

Mihoshi *dazed*: I'm not Mihoshi.... I'm Captain Tita of the Cha Cha Maru...uhhhhh....*THUD!*

As it turned out, Mihoshi somehow drew all of Cell's attacks toward 
her. Mihoshi landed hard on the ground, unconscious from taking 
all of Cell's blasts. Washu and Sasami quickly ran outside of the 
group and dragged the now-unconscious Mihoshi back inside.

Cell: Your blasters are completely ineffective against me. How do you plan on stopping me now?

How, indeed! With four people having already succumbed to Cell's 
might (three of whom are now dead), how will Kiyone get herself out of this one? 

TO BE CONTINUED...

And so ends chapter 3 of Cell-Out! Next time, the struggle for survival 
against Cell continues. And what role, if any, do a couple certain 
Z warriors have in all of this? Find out in chapter 4 of Cell-Out! 
I'd like to thank Rowan Seven, JAAAg18@aol.com, WilliamKim07@aol.com, 
POkeMasterBaLL@aol.com, res08k81, and Morion1@aol.com for all of 
their feedback on the last two chapters. But most importantly, I'd 
like to thank you, the reader, for checking out this fan fic. As 
for that surprise I mentioned at the end of chapter 2, keep your 
fingers crossed for it. Like I said then, it will happen at the 
end of the final chapter. Before I go, I'd also like to thank everyone 
for being so patient in waiting for me to release chapter 3. Your 
patience has been rewarded. Remember, send all feedback to insaneben@yahoo.com. 
See ya next chapter!

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