Things that Van-sama Would Never Say:
I just love mortal sword combat
Sure Dilandau, attack Hitomi, see if I care
Life is Happy, Life is fun
(to Hitomi) Do you ever see anything that
isn’t
depressing
Hitomi died? Yippie!
I have to go save her
again?!
Man these wings make me look sexy
I
am
sexy
Whoo hoo! Chicken dinner tonight! (feathers...)
I’ve suddenly discovered I have an affinity with birds
(to Merle) Good kitty! ::pet, pet::
(to Folken) Hey bro! Wasabi?
(to Dilandau) Just get over it already
(to Dilandau) I just love your pyro side
(to Allen)
Take
Hitomi, call her a gift, just get that girl off my back.
(after coming back to life) Ok now let’s see
you
take on 14 Dragonslayers and survive, Allen Schezar.
(after pitifully losing yet
another
sparring match) OK, I give up this sword is jinxed I swear.
Moooooeeeerrroooo! (now that
would
be frightening, ne?)
Forget you Mom, It's my life and I'm gonna show my wings to whoever the heck I like. ha!
I'm the real Slim Shady
Dang it. Lost another one. Why can't a guy ever keep a steady girl friend on this planet?
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