Warning: If you're here then I assume either you have already seen the whole series of Tenkuu no Escaflowne or you like being spoiled. If that isn't the case then please do yourself a favor and leave. If you are dumb enough to not leave if you don't like being spoiled, then please don't email me any hate mail, I don't like getting it and I'll just delete it so it's a waste of your time. Thank you and now on with the spoilers.

Big Voice in the Sky: Welcome to the realm of Spoilers for Dilandau-sama, and Now here's your host Moero Chika.

Studio Audience: Claps and Cheers

Moero Chika: Thank you Bob, You know, I've never liked spoiler pages, I'll see one on a site and go "eh spoilers, I already know them all, who cares?" Quite frankly, I wasn't planning on rebuilding the studio yet, another time (Yes James, Harry and Tom managed to Jinx it to the ground) to host a spoiler page. But since it was a major request...

Studio Audience: Cheers

Moero Chika: I added one anyway. So On to the spoilers first, let's meet the one you've all been waiting to see! Dilandau-sama!

Studio Audience: Deafening Claps, Cheers, Whistles and assorted noises.

Dilandau: Moero! Moercha!

Moero Chika: My my, Dilandau you think you could cool it this time or shall we have to sic the bucket brigades on your flamethower. You'll notice that these people are convieniently located at all exits of the stage. We have taken every precaution against the studio being destroyed yet another time.

Dilandau: ::Hugs flamethrower and mumbles::

Moero Chika: At any rate Dilandau has a huge spoiler/plot twist surrounding him that involves a long sob story and his only know relatives. So Dilandau… are you ready to reveal your double identity?

Dilandau: Jajuka! Jajuka help me!

::Jajuka walks out from backstage::

Studio Audience: Cheers

Jajuka: It's OK Dilandau, Change back, change back into Celena.

Moero Chika: ::wipes away tear:: Awww... that brings back such sad memories.

Studio Audience: ::sniff sniff::

Dilandau: OK.

Studio Audience: Gasp!

Moero Chika: Dilandau?! Are you OK? Dilandau?

Jajuka: He... er... she... er... they're fine... it's just that the transition is very painful for Dilandau.

Moero Chika: Oh...OK. Well now let's meet our next guest... Hello Celena, How are you?

Celena: I...I'm fine where am I? Jajuka!

::Celena and Jajuka hug::

Moero Chika: Awwww

Studio audience: Awwww

Moero Chika: So there you have it. Dilandau is Celena. Now the real reason I did not want to have a Dilandau spoiler page. One cannot introduce Celena without introducing the rest of her living relatives. Ladies and Gentleman here much to my own disgust is Allen Schezar. Now please excuse me. Bob, will you kindly take over whilst I step out to puke? ::mumbles How can a perfectly cute, irresistable, smart, hot guy be related to such a sickening playboy? urgh...::

Bob: Let's hear it for Allen Schezar.

Studio Audience: A few sparatic, but enthusiastic claps and cheers.

Allen: Hey What happened to that good looking young woman... I believe her name was Moero Chika?

Bob(formerly Big Voice in the Sky): Erm... she had to step out for a moment I'm sure she'll be right back... So Allen what are your feelings on your little sister?

Allen: Well... she's not nearly as cute as Hitomi...

Celena: !!!

Bob: Uh... I didn't mean it that way... I meant what do you think about your sister doubling as Dilandau?

Allen: I like her much better when she's Celena of course. Then She... er... he... er... they're not out for my blood and Van's not our for theirs.

Celena: Van... Dilandau hated him... But I quite like him I think...

::Moero Chika walks back in::

Moero Chika: Ok, I'm back Thank you Bob. So Celena, Do have any memories of Dilandau?

Celena: Yes... I remember... heat... fire... screaming... beating people up... that's about it.

Moero Chika: Well there you have it folks Dilandau's begged for spoiler page... remember this wouldn't be here if you hadn't asked for it so I expect gratitude, you hear?