Chapter One

"USAGI! USE YOUR WAND!" cried Rei.

"I-I can't. I'm-I'm scared" Usagi stumbled.

Everyone screamed as the big fire ball blew up.

"Venus Love Me Chain!"

But that was no use.

"You guys! If we all combine powers then it could get us out of here!"Ami screamed over the loud sound of the deadly battle.

"Jupiter Planet Thunder Soul Power"

"Mars Planet Fire Soul Power"

"Venus Planet Love Soul Power"

"Mercury Planet Water Soul Power"

"I want Darien!" wailed Usagi.

"USAGI!!!" everyone cried.

"Ok ok, Moon Cosmic Light Power!"

A light flashed and took them away.

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Trunks and Gohan were watching a hentai movie. They both drooled as the girl in the screen took off her clothes.

"Hey Gohan, you know what ChiChi would say if she caught you watching this?" Trunks turned to Gohan with an evil grin.

"Are you blackmailing me? Well, I wonder what Bulma would say if she caught you watching this," said Gohan grinning back.

"Ok fine! We are both even!" cried Trunks.

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"Ami! Where are we?!" cried Makoto.

"I think we are trapped in the middle of no where," Ami replied.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" screamed Rei.

"It means we are in Time Space, but all we have to do is go to any hole that has light then we will end up on Earth again," said Ami.

"I'm hungry!" pouted Usagi.

"Oh shut up you brat-hey! I see a light ahead! Where will that take us?" asked Rei.

"Anywhere, that, no one could know. We might end up in the future or back to the past. We might not even be back in Japan!" Ami said.

"I don't care where it will take us as long as we are somewhere and not floating around in here!" Minako waved her arms around like she was swimming and she air-swam her way to the light. Everyone else followed her.

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Gohan and Trunks were now getting really horny. Then the TV started to shake a little, then it began to move and shake like crazy.

"Holy shit! Do you think that Vegita is in there?" Gohan joked.

They both got into a fighting position and were ready to kill whatever popped out. A blast of light blinded them, then 5 cute girls in mini skirts came out from the TV.

Gohan got to his knees and cried "Oh thank you God for answering my prayer!"

Trunks frowned. "Stop kidding around Gohan, they could be after the dragon balls-"

"Oh my gosh! Do you think that they're dead? They are not moving!!!"

Gohan and Trunks ran towards them making sure that everyone had a heart beat. Trunks went to a blond with golden hair and a red bow. He kneeled down and was about to put his ear on her chest to see if her heart was beating till he caught Gohan giving him a stupid grin.

"Oh stop that you hentai!" cried Trunks and checked her wrist for a pulse, so he wouldn't be giving Gohan any bad thoughts.

"Well, they are all alive. Lets put them in my bedroom and wait till they wake up-"

"Hey why your bedroom! Why not mine?!" interrupted Gohan.

Trunks laughed, "Because they will be more comfortable in mine-"

"Fine fine fine. Why don't you go cook something for them and I'll watch them-"

"Nooo, you cook and I'll watch them-" started Trunks.

"No way! There's no telling what you'll do to them-"

"Hey I wasn't even thinking of that-"

"Who cares-"

"Stop-"

"You stop-"

"FINE!!! I'll cook" Trunks grinned. "Then you do the list of shopping that Bulma wanted us to do."

Gohan was about to protest but decided it was no use. "Fine, then let's carry them to *your* room."

"I get the two blondes-"

"I don't think so-"

"Hey you get to carry three-"

"Fine!"

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Ami opened her eyes and saw that they were in someone's bedroom. She woke the others but not Usagi who was drooling while sleeping.

"Don't move you guys, there is no telling what's outside. So it's only safe if one of us go outside and explore this new place," Ami whispered.

"I'll do it" volunteered Minako.

"Ok Venus, now see this deporter? I'll throw it out this window so all you have to do is close your eyes and say 'Deportation' and it'll take you outside," explained Ami.

"Got it" Minako nodded.

Ami threw it outside but didn't know that it bounced in the bathroom window and fell in the tub...

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Trunks was tired and all sweaty. He just got out from the gravity room. Trunks walked to the bathroom and started to strip out from his wet clothes.

"A nice shower will make me feel better-"

A blast of light came out which blinded him.

"Hey what the-"

First the TV now the bath tub? What, are girls in mini skirts going to pop out from the bath tub too? Soon when the lights faded away, it was the girl with the red bow!

"What the, there's two of them?!" thought Trunks to himself.

The girl opened her eyes and screamed "AAHHH! HENTAI!!!" she covered her eyes quickly with her hands.

Trunks turned beat red when he remembered he was naked. He quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his bottom. "Now calm down-"

Trunks reached for her to calm her down but it just made things worse, she started to kick and scream "HENTAI!!!" Minako opened her eyes, saw Trunks and screamed "Hentai!!!".

Trunks frowned at her again.

"What's going on?" asked Gohan.

"I think that was the third time she called me hentai-"

"You were acting hentai around her?" Gohan laughed.

"No no no, I was in the bathroom and she popped out from the tub and-"

Trunks stopped when he saw that Gohan was grinning his stupid smile which meant he was thinking bad thoughts again.

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"Minako!" All the senshi cried when Trunks came in carrying her. Trunks laid her down on the bed and Makoto hugged her to make her stop shaking.

Ami stared at the two good looking guys. One of the taller guys had HUGE spiked black hair. He had dark eyes that seemed to be glittering at her.

"I'm Gohan" said the cute dark haired stranger.

Ami turned to the other cute guy. He was shorter than Gohan, his short lavender hair was split in two and he had these very dreamy blue eyes.

"I'm Trunks, may I ask who are you girls?" asked the cute blue eyed guy.

"We are the Sailor Scouts," explained Ami. "We come from Crystal Tokyo and were in the middle of a battle when we had no more strength to continue, that's why we had to deport here. Now where are we?" asked Ami.

"You are at Black Forest. Hey I would like to visit Crystal Tokyo sometime if all of the girls wear skirts as low cut as yours-" began Gohan.

"Um no, this is just our battle costume," said Rei.

"So you girls are fighters?" asked Trunks.

"Yes," replied the senshi.

"Yup and I am their leader!" cried Usagi who stood straight up on the bed in one of her positions trying to look cool in front of these hunks.

"How are those mini skirts supposed to help you fight?" wondered Gohan.

"We don't really fight, we have special powers," said Rei.

"Yeah and watch me!" Usagi wanted to show off in front of them and decided to transform to Eternal Sailor Moon. "Eternal Moon make-up!"

Ribbons covered her naked body and she then had wings.

"I am Eternal Moon! I fight for love and destroy all that is evil! In the name of the moon! I will punish you!".

Gohan rolled his eyes. Trunks laughed, got up and started making silly poses and tip toed around like some kind of freak ballerina. Then in a high pitched voice he said, "I am Sailor Moon, and I am going to punish you! Oh, oh, I broke a nail!"

Gohan fell over laughing until he couldn't breath, Rei burst out laughing too. Ami frowned. Usagi started to cry, she cried so loud that one of Trunks' windows broke from her shrieking. Minako finally opened her eyes to see what was going on. She stared into a cute guy with lavender hair and sweet blue eyes. Trunks noticed that the girl who thinks he is a hentai man woke-up.

"Hey why don't you tell us all of your names?" he suggested.

Ami got up from the bed, "I am Ami, the tall girl with a ponytail is Makoto, the girl with the long black hair is Rei, and-"

"And the girl with the meatball is Usgai," said Rei. Usagi cried again.

"I'm Minako," she whispered.

Trunks smiled and Minako frowned, "Weren't you the guy that was stripping in front of me-"

"Um you are taking it the wrong way-"

"What Trunks means is..." Ami told Minako what had happened to the deporter and how she ended up in the bath tub. Minako blushed and apologized for calling him hentai.

Gohan was getting sick of all these introductions, he wanted all 5 girls but that would be too many, so by finding out which is single and which isn't, could cut down the list.

He knew that at least one would have a boyfriend, how could kawaii girls like them stay single for long? Then again they were warriors.

"So do any of you have a boyfriend?" asked Gohan.

Usagi's eyes turned to hearts and she whispered "Darien..."

Ami blushed at the thought of Greg. Makoto had Ken. Gohan frowned, 'How could they fight and date at the same time? Unless their boyfriends are warriors also'.

Makoto pinched Rei and whispered, "psss Rei! Don't forget Chad!"

Rei glared at her but blushed. Gohan looked bewildered.

Trunks looked at Minako. "And you?"

Minako looked sad, "I used to."

"Hello everyone! I'm back!!!" bombed a loud woman's voice.

Trunks and Gohan looked at each other.

"How are we supposed to tell the others?" they asked at the same time.