Tenchi and Ranma, Together Forever!? Chapter Six Happy birthday, Ryo-oh-ki What's going on? This is an alternative universe story. Ranma was trapped as a girl from her first dip in the Nanniichuan. Why? Read the earlier chapters. See below for some highlights. Previous chapters can be found at these fine locations. All of these sites have many other fine stories, check them out, even if you have all my material. Unable to carry out his plan to engage Ranma to one of the Tendo girls, Genma recalled that he had once promised Nobuyuki Masaki that if he had a daughter, he would marry her to Nobuyuki's son Tenchi. Well, as it so happens, he's recently acquired a daughter. When we last left Ranma, she was busy thanking her father for giving her the opportunity to experienced all the perks of womanhood. He survived. I know, disappointing, but life is that way sometimes. T.H. Tiger schell@interlog.com It was a large white pillow, stuffed with something heavy. Ranma knew this, because it was currently resting squarely on her belly, how it got there, she had no idea. Who was likely responsible for putting it there was another matter entirely. She had no idea how he had managed it, but it had to have been her old man. No one else would do something this dumb. Why had he done it? That was another unknown. Some sort of crazy training exercise she figured. All she knew for sure, was that it was heavy as hell, and that no matter how hard she tried to shove it off, she couldn't move it. She was beginning to fear the old fart had glued it in place somehow. Not that she was giving up, just as she had already done numerous times since waking up to find this thing on top of her, Ranma pressed her hands against the strangely warm pillow, and shoved. Her hands sank a little ways into the pillow, but that was the only effect. Then, something twitched under the smooth warm surface, and Ranma jerked her hands away as if they had been burned. "What the hell? There's something alive in there," she said in surprise. Then, a look of horror crossed her face. "Oh no, not even Pop would do that, it can't be a, a . . ." Ranma could not bring herself to say the word, instead an image formed in her mind, a fur- covered nightmare, all teeth and sharp claws. With a shudder, she pulled her mind back from that thought. "Goddamn it!" Ranma cursed to herself. "Old man! Get your butt in here and get this f****** thing of off me!" She screamed out, trying to keep the edge of panic out of her voice. There was no answer from Genma, which was not surprising. Her old man was never there when you wanted him. What was surprising was that she got no answer from anyone, even though she was sharing her bedroom with two other people. Ranma looked around, and for the first time realized she was alone. The spaces that should have been occupied by a sleeping Sasami and Ayeka were empty. Not even their bedding was present. Worried, Ranma took a closer look at the room she shared with the two other girls. Her eyes widened in shock when she realized that not just Ayeka's futon, but all the princess's various cabinets and dressers were missing as well. She couldn't even see the walls of the room. They seemed lost in a faint mist. "What the hell is going on here?" She murmured to herself. A soft noise attracted her attention, and she swivelled her head to look for the source of it. "Tenchi!" She cried out on spying the familiar form on her iinazuke back among the shadows, just emerging from the mist that hid the walls of her room. Ranma fought back the uneasiness she'd been feeling toward him for the last few days, and put on a cheery expression. "Boy am I glad to see you. Come and give me a hand getting this stupid thing off. I don't know what the old man was thinking . . . " Ranma's voice trailed off as Tenchi stepped fully out of the shadows. There was something new on his face. He had a mustache. It looked a bit like the soup strainer Tenchi's father wore. On Tenchi's face it looked totally out of place. More than that, as Tenchi got closer, Ranma could see the string running from the edge of the thing, up behind his ears. She gave a weak chuckle. "Very funny, ha, ha. Now, would you get this thing the f*** off of me!" Tenchi said nothing, instead he knelt down beside her and held out a hand to Ranma. Grumbling, she reached out and took it, expecting him to try and pull her to her feet. Instead, he clasped it gently, and looked down at her, a funny expression on his face. She found herself staring into his liquid brown eyes, there was an expression there that made her very nervous. "Wha, what the hell are you doing Tenchi?" She stammered out in confusion. Again, Tenchi did not answer. Instead, music swelled the in the air. Coming from no source Ranma could identify. Then, before Ranma's horrified gaze, Tenchi produced a karaoke microphone. Smiling gently down at her, Tenchi lifted the microphone to his lips, and began to sing. %Having my baby% %What a wonderful way to say how much you love me% %Having my baby% "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Ranma screamed, shooting upright on her futon, and sending her sheets flying across the room. She stared in wide eyed horror all around her. Sweat running down her face. With relief she saw that the room was back to normal. All of Ayeka's baggage, and the figures of her two roommates, were back where they belonged. She slumped down and drew her knees up to her chest and wrapped her arms tightly around them. She rocked back and forth, her lungs pumping like bellows as she tried to bring herself under control. "Ranma-san, are you all right." A quiet voice asked, and Ranma looked over to where Ayeka had lifted herself up to look at her. "Ranma-neechan, what's wrong?" Ranma turned to see that Sasami had woken as well. She rubbed her eyes with her fists, and then blinked blearily at Ranma. "It's alright Sasami-chan. It was just a bad dream. I'm sorry I woke you, just go back to sleep." Sasami nodded her head, and then it slumped back down. She had never really woken, and as a result, she slipped back into sleep easily. Ayeka was not so easily put off. "Do you want to talk about it, Ranma-chan?" Ranma winced at both the term chan, and the request to share. She couldn't bring herself to tell Ayeka how much she hated being called chan, and she most definitely was not ready to share this nightmare with her. What she had already had to share with Ayeka was humiliating enough, without having to discuss her weird ass dreams on top of it. Stupid old man, she thought to herself, this would never have happened if you hadn't made me work in that karaoke bar for two weeks. "That's alright Ayeka-san. It was probably something I ate." The expression on Ayeka's face showed she did not buy this for a second, but rather than pushing the matter, she just said. "You should try to get some sleep if you can Ranma-chan, it's still very early." Once again Ranma winced, then gave a sigh of resignation. It looked like she was just going to have to learn to live with it. Just so long as no guy called her that. Ranma looked out the window at the early morning darkness, and shook her head in answer to Ayeka's question. "No. It's been too long since I did any morning training. What with the old man having to go off to work first thing in the morning and all, I've been slacking off. Say what you will about the old fart. He does take training seriously. Even if it's me that usually does most of the sweating. Heck, even when he came up with the cash to let us stay in a hotel or inn, he'd pay in advance so we could leave before anyone else got up, and make an early start at it. Besides, Grandfather said I could start training with Tenchi and him today. I want to work the kinks out before then. Don't want to look bad on my first day. You go back to sleep. I'm going to get up." Ranma got up and pulled open one drawer in Ayeka's collection of dressers. Inside was every piece of clothing she owned. It was a smaller gathering than the week before. The outfit she had been wearing when she fought with Ryouko and Katsuhito had been pretty much trashed. Sasami had tried her best, but it was beyond salvage, even by Ranma's rather lax standards. What was left in the drawer were two outfits. A pair of black pants, a yellow shirt, and a mao suit, complete with cap. For underwear she had two pairs of boxers, and a pair of T-shirts. Ranma adverted her eyes from the last items in the drawer, refusing to look at the three pairs of panties. It would be another three weeks before she would have to worry about wearing them again. Ranma sighed, It looked like she'd be doing washing every day from now on. At least she had an automatic washing machine, which was a big improvement over washing them in a stream. Of course in the wild, she'd gone weeks without changing, but once she got back in civilization, she found she disliked the looks and sniffs she got if she let herself get too ripe. Making her selection, she pulled out the yellow shirt and black pants, and put them on. The Mao outfit was a top notch food scamming outfit, she looked cute as a button in it, or so all the guys claimed while offering her food. No point in messing it up, no telling when she might need it again. The yellow shirt and black pants were much better for working out anyway. Ayeka watched as Ranma left the room, a pensive look on her face. Her feelings toward the other girl were mixed at best. In many ways Ranma was an uncouth barbarian, but she could hardly be held to blame for that. Not considering who her father was, and how he had raised her. Her . . . that was another thing, Ranma's gender. Ranma insisted she had been born a boy, while her father was just as adamant that she had been born a girl, and was delusional. There was no question as to whom Ayeka trusted, but . . . there was no getting around the fact that Ranma did not change gender the way her father changed species. She hated to think for an instant Genma might not be lying, but what was she to think. It was not exactly something she had any experience with. That left Ayeka with a problem. Ranma was a member of her family, a younger member at that. Her father was a joke, not fit to raise a dog, let alone a child. It was Ayeka's responsibility as her aunt to see that Ranma was taught what she needed to know, but what did she need to know? While Jurai was very equal handed in its treatment of the sexes, there was still a difference in how they were expected to behave. Ranma's inner self may or may not have been male, but her outer self was 100 percent female. Ayeka sighed, and then just as she had for the last three mornings, realized there was no choice. Whatever she may have been, Ranma was now female, and she would have to be taught what that meant. Especially as she was ignorant of even the most basic knowledge of what it meant to be female, let alone a princess of the mightiest empire in space. Ayeka's expression brightened suddenly as she remembered that today was the day Nobuyuki would pick up the purchases they had discussed three days ago, and which he had ordered for her the day after. That thought caused a large smile to cross her face. She lay back, and started making plans, and constructing her arguments. Tonight she would finally be able to start remaking Ranma into the princess she was born to be. Unaware of the dire fate awaiting her, Ranma stepped out into the gloom of the very early morning onto the dew-damp grass and drew a deep breath of morning air. Down the road away, she could see her father and Mr. Masaki trudging off to the bus stop. Genma looking like a gray ball in his new suit. Ranma grinned to herself. Pop had sure got more than he bargained for when he had brought them to the Masakis'. Having to get up at four every morning to catch the bus in time to get to work, and then not getting home till late every night. Having to wear a suit and tie, even though he was only going to be sweeping hallways. It was too bad he got to change into coveralls at work. Still, it was nice to see some of the bad luck falling on him, instead of on her for a change. As Ranma began her morning workout, she idly wondered how much longer her father would be able to put up with actually having to work for a living. She gave him another week, two at the most, then he'd be packing his bags, and they'd be leaving in the middle of the night. Ranma suddenly paused in the middle of her warm up stretches. "Damn it." She muttered to herself. "I can't let the old fart drag me away." She kicked herself for forgetting that the only real hope she had yet to find of restoring her manhood was living on top of the hill. Grandfather had promised to train her to face the Musk. Ranma had a good eye for skill, and her newly discovered relative was quite simply the best she had ever seen. Added to that was Ryouko. While the demon girl had little skill as far as Ranma was concerned, she was an excellent brawler, and her power level more than made up for what she lacked in style. Ranma resumed her stretching, and winced slightly when her muscles protested. As if in a silent reminder of just how much Ryouko's strength made a difference. Ranma had been lax in working them after her bout with Ryouko, and she was paying the price for that now. She ignored the soreness, and worked on getting her muscles and tendons loose and warm for her workout. As she did so, she went back to thinking about the likelihood of Pop trying to drag them away. It was pretty much a sure thing. Ranma had a hunch things were not working out nearly the way her Pop had expected. Having a regular job was not something Genma Saotome was fond of. Having to commute two hours each way, every day, made it that much worse. Then, just to make for a perfect day, he had to come home to face Ayeka. Ranma chuckled to herself. Ayeka had little respect for the old man, and did not hide that fact. Ranma had a hunch that the only reason Pop was not char broiled was because Ayeka was too much of a lady to fry another guest in a home where she was staying. Ranma had witnessed a few 'discussions' between Ryouko and Ayeka, and despite Ayeka's mild exterior there was not a drop of backdown in her whole body. That was something Ranma could respect. It was too bad she didn't put Pop into the same class as Ryouko, as an intruder rather then a guest, but, she did, so there was no help for it. On the plus side, her Pop had also witnessed one of these 'discussions', which might explain why he went a little pale whenever he saw Ayeka heading toward him with that look in her eye. So far it had only resulted in lectures, but Ranma lived in hope. Well, it didn't matter what her Pop wanted. She was not going to leave. He could just stew in his own juices this time. Ranma had no intention of leaving until she had learned enough to regain her manhood. It was the old mans own fault. Engaging her to Tenchi like that . . . The engagement. Ranma grimaced as she remembered that. She finished her stretches and started a basic Kata. She agreed to it initially because she was sure her father was about to rip his belly open with a knife. Looking back, she was sure she'd been rooked somehow. Later, she'd treated it like a joke. She was a boy, how the hell could she marry another boy, let alone carry on the Saotome line by doing so. That had been before . . . The look on Ranma's face went from a grimace, to something like fear. She could have babies, even after four days, that fact made her guts churn. Ranma's knowledge of the facts of life would not have fit on the head of a pin, but it would not have missed by much. That had been before the incident. Now, thanks to Ayeka, she knew far more than she wanted to. She knew exactly what was involved in getting pregnant, and gods, did she wish she did not. The joke of an engagement, was suddenly, in her nightmares, very real. Despite her flippant attitude toward her dream, she was having a hard time dealing with the concept. This morning's had been rather mild. There had been a few dreams that had sent her to pray at the porcelain altar. The thought of being pregnant was really not that scary, it was too far out a notion, she couldn't even really imagine herself in that condition. What gave her nightmares, was what was involved in getting that way. Ranma shook her head. Poor Tenchi, she'd been avoiding him like the plague lately. No matter how hard she tried, she could not separate him from the thought of what the two of them were expected to do. As a result, she'd been ducking him, and when she could not, she'd found to her disgust that she'd break out in a cold sweat if she stayed near him for too long. Tenchi had taken to looking very hurt at Ranma's rejection, and had tried to apologize for whatever he had done wrong. Genma had cornered her about that, and had congratulated her on playing Tenchi so well. That comment had bothered her so much, she'd almost asked Ayeka what the hell Pop was talking about. She'd stopped herself, but only just. Ayeka, there was another problem, she'd been spending a lot of time the last few days staring at Ranma in a way she found very uncomfortable. It reminded her too much of the women in the market examining the live animals they were considering purchasing for the larder. It wasn't that she thought Ayeka wanted to eat her. She was very sure Ayeka was not that sort of alien, but all the same, it was a look that made her very uneasy. It was not that she was ungrateful for what the princess had done for her. She was, very grateful. She didn't even like to think what it would have been like if Ayeka had not been there to help, and to explain what was happening to her. She was willing to lay down her life for Ayeka, but talking about girl stuff with her . . . no way. Ranma suddenly shuddered violently as the train of thought she had just been on resulted in a flashback to that evening four days ago. Sitting on the floor of the bathroom, looking at the blood staining her hand. Ranma stumbled and fell as that sudden memory caused her to slip out of her well-practiced forms. She cursed to herself, and went back to the beginning. Ruthlessly, she drove all other thoughts from her brain, and focused fully on why she was here this morning, to practice the art. Ranma flowed into the rhythm only years of long practice allowed, letting the comfortable familiarity of muscle, bone, and mind merging together in one whole soothe her troubled thoughts. Soon, she was lost in the physical sensations of a perfectly executed kata, and from the first basic one, she moved to the next level, and then to the next, working her way ever higher. Sweat began to bead on her body, and it became more and more difficult to control her breathing. Still, she persevered, moving faster, and more intensely, pushing her body to its limits, until at last, she moved her body through one last contortion, and came to rest, calm and fully centered. Ranma let out a final slow even breath, and luxuriated in the complete lack of tension in her body, she was at one with, and at peace with, the world. Then, a pair of slim, strong arms slipped around her neck from behind, and shattered her mood. With a cry of surprise, she practically levitated several feet straight up and out of the encircling arms before they could fully close around her. Flipping through the air, she came to rest several feet away from her ambusher. Dropping into a defensive stance, she snarled. "What do you want pervert?" Ryouko gave a little pout, and said. "I was just saying good morning, is there anything wrong with that?" Ranma scowled as she detected the smirk Ryouko was not really trying all that hard to conceal. "Well, I don't like being touched by mummies in the morning." She lifted a hand and ran the back of it along one of her cheeks. "That rough old skin might damage my delicate girlish complexion. I'd hate to end up like you, all wrinkled and old looking." This had the effect Ranma was looking for. Ryouko flared up, and her hair flew out in an aura around her as excess energy discharged into the air. Ranma braced herself, looking forward to a nice spar now that she was all warmed up, but then to her surprise, Ryouko calmed down. With a flip of her head, she dismissed Ranma's words. "I've no time to play this morning sweet cheeks," she said as she walked by Ranma, giving her a pat on the bottom as she did so. Ranma jumped in shock at the touch, and flushed red. "Hey, keep your hands to yourself pervert!" She yelled after the retreating figure. Ryouko ignored her, and just continued on her way toward the lake. "Ranma-neechan." A voice called out, distracting the fuming redhead from the object of her ire. Ranma turned to see Sasami waving at her from the house. With one last scathing look at the retreating Ryouko, Ranma headed over to see what the younger girl wanted. "Could you give me a hand Ranma-neechan?" Sasami asked as Ranma reached her. Ranma readily agreed, and they headed into the kitchen. ******************************************************* *********************** Up on top of the hill, near where the path to the main road lay, a purple haired girl watched Ranma enter the house. Even at this distance she recognized the distinctive hair style of her prey. A cat like smile of satisfaction crossed her face. I have you now Ranma, Shampoo thought to herself. She fought down the temptation to fly down the hill and attack the other girl. The chase had been too long to risk Ranma escaping yet again. She had to plan this out. Try to get up close to Ranma without the other girl knowing she was there. Then, one final surprise attack, and she'd be on her way back home. Shampoo's eyes scanned the sides of the valley, looking for the best avenue of approach. She would need to work her way around the perimeter of the valley in order to keep under cover. That would take a little while, but after all the time this hunt had already taken she could be patient for just a little longer. Shampoo slipped back under the trees, and faded from sight. ******************************************************* *********************** Ranma had been very glad when Sasami had taken up the chores around the house. She had a very good idea who might have been drafted into the job if the little girl hadn't. Then she'd caught Sasami two days ago trying to lift a boiling pot of water far too big for her off the stove. Scared at the thought of what might have happened to the little girl if she'd lost control of the heavy container, she'd ordered Sasami to call her whenever she needed any heavy lifting done. That had expanded over the last few days to include other chores. Without her father around to make nasty comments about her manhood Ranma really felt no reluctance about helping in the kitchen, and besides, if she helped a little, then there was less chance of Sasami growing bored or overloaded, and saddling Ranma with the full responsibilities of looking after the house. The kitchen was full of the smell of breakfast, which Sasami was in the process of making. She was also trying her hand at making a stew for supper, and needed to get it started early, so it could simmer all day. She had already grilled the meat for it. Ranma found herself drooling at the tantalizing scents. And when Sasami explained what she wanted, she readily sat down and began preparing the other ingredients for the stew, peeling, and slicing various vegetables with blurring speed, and freeing Sasami to concentrate on the morning meal. In no time at all the heavy pot of ingredients was ready to go on the back burner of the stove, and breakfast was ready to serve. Ranma helped carry the trays into the livingroom, and scowled when she saw Ryouko sitting on the couch fondling a large black egg-shaped object. Ranma laid the dishes out on the table, then dropped into a kneeling position beside it. Snagging a bowl of rice, she listened as Sasami asked Ryouko what the egg-shaped object was. Rice sprayed everywhere when Ryouko answered. Ranma whirled and looked in shock at Ryouko, and a blushing Tenchi who she was currently snuggling up to. A shocked looking Ayeka was standing a few feet away. "Nani? Tenchi and your baby!?" Ranma shouted, overwhelmed by the concept, especially considering her thoughts of a little earlier. Suddenly, for no reason she could think of, she found herself seeing red. Rising from her place by the table, she took one long stride, and reached out to snag Ryouko's long coarse hair. Before the girl could protest, or brace herself, Ranma yanked her away from Tenchi. "You pervert, what did you do with Tenchi?" She raged at the cyan haired demoness, while directing dirty looks back and forth between Tenchi and Ryouko. Meanwhile, a few feet away, Ayeka was laying into a very flustered Tenchi. "You philanderer, how dare you betray Ranma in this way." Fortunately for her, Ranma missed this comment. She was too busy yelling at Ryouko for being a pervert and molesting Tenchi. Sasami was ignoring the activity, having grown pretty much used to it in the last few days, and was gazing raptly at Tenchi and Ryouko's egg, which she held cradled in her hands. It gave a lurch, and rocked back and forth. Sasami let out a shriek of delight, and shouted. "Its hatching, its hatching!" This drew the attention of the various fighting parties, and Ryouko took advantage of the distraction to slip out of Ranma's grasp. She phased across to Sasami, and snatched the black egg out of her hand. Wasting no time, she next phased over to Tenchi, and dropped the black object into the flabbergasted boy's hands. Cuddling up to him, she crooned into his ear. "Here Tenchi, hold this tribute of our love." Ayeka, if anything, went even redder. She reared back, and slapped Tenchi across the face, shocking him out of his bewildered daze. "How dare you consort with this monster woman, when Ranma is living under the same roof. Have you no honor?" Ayeka cried. Tenchi tried to say something in his defense. Ranma also started to object to Ayeka's remarks. The idea that Tenchi owed her any fidelity was very disturbing. Before either one of them could voice his or her objections, the egg in Tenchi's hand cracked, and he looked down to see a pair of furry legs pop out of the side of the shell. The last few minutes had been stressful for Tenchi, and his nerves were not currently at their best. The fully unexpected appearance of a pair of animal legs poking out of an egg was the final straw. With a cry of shock, he flung his hands into the air, and the egg went sailing in a high arc. Ranma reacted instinctively. No matter how strange the circumstance that was a baby flying through the air. While Sasami watched in horror, Ranma flung herself across the room in a low dive that got her into position just in time to catch the falling egg before it hit ground. Sasami gave a relieved sigh as she saw Ranma catch the egg. At pretty much the same time, the creature inside the egg succeeded in breaking loose from its prison. It fell into Ranma's hands, and looked up at the girl looming over her. "Meow" she said in pleasure at being free of her confining prison. On the other side of the room, Ryouko and Ayeka were having a screaming match, and it was just about to go beyond the verbal stage. Ayeka had summoned her force field generators, while Ryouko had materialized her energy sword. Tenchi had tried to play peacemaker, and was currently picking himself up off the floor, looking somewhat the worse for wear. That was when Sasami said, "oh my, what's wrong with Ranma-neechan?" All eyes turned toward the redhead, and puzzled frowns crossed the faces of all of them. All of them that is, that had faces, as opposed say, to those that presented a Kanji-covered surface to the world. Kamidake eeped quietly, and slowly sidled his way over till he was standing right between Ayeka, Sasami and the peculiarly acting redhead. In a voice that quivered in barely repressed terror, he said. "Princesses, may I recommend you withdraw, this could be hazardous." To his great distress he was ignored completely. Both princesses stepping around him to get closer to Ranma. Everyone in the room had eyes only for the little redhead, who was hunched over on the floor, her hair standing out from her head as if charged with static. Her back was to them, and she was making tiny choking noises. Over her voice could be heard what sounded like a small cat mewling. "Ryo-oh-ki, that's Ryo-oh-ki, she's hatched out!" Ryouko suddenly said. "Oh Tenchi, wait until you see her, she's so cute at this age." She gushed. "Ryo-oh-ki?" Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi all said questioningly. Ayeka suddenly flushed an even deeper red than before, as she realized she'd once more been played for a fool by Ryouko. Ryouko in the meantime, walked toward the hunched over figure of Ranma. Looking over Ranma's shoulder she could see Ryo-oh-ki cuddled in the small girl's hands. With a smile she reached down to pluck the little cabbit from Ranma's hand. There was a blur of motion, and Ryouko stumbled back as four small objects fell through the air, and burst into fire and smoke before they could hit the ground. Ryouko held up her hand, and stared at the stubs that were all that was left of the four fingers on that hand. Everyone else in the room gasped in shock. Then, all eyes turned to look at Ranma. She was now crouched on all fours facing them, her hands curled up so that her weight was resting on the back of her fingers. Ryo-oh-ki was on the floor between her fists, looking out at the rest of the people in the room with an expression of great curiosity on her face. It was the expression in Ranma's eyes, however, that drew everyone's attention. They were completely feral. There was not the least trace of humanity in those burning orbs. "Why you little . . ." Ryouko snarled out, she curled her mutilated hand into a fist, and then opened it wide, revealing that her fingers had been regenerated. She closed it again convulsively, and this time a lance of energy appeared as her sword manifested in her clenched fist. She took a step toward the hissing Ranma, and then was stopped when a pair of arms encircled her body. "Ryouko-san, stop. Something is wrong with Ranma." Tenchi cried out, as he tried to hold the raging demon girl back. A second later Ayeka joined his efforts, and a set of force shield generators phased into existence around the pair of them, holding them both immobile. "Let me go!" Ryouko snarled, "I'm going to teach the little bitch some manners!" "I think not." Ayeka said in a smug voice, not showing the disappointment she felt over not acting fast enough to cage Ryouko before Tenchi had gotten close to her. With Tenchi inside the shield along with Ryouko, she could not send pulsed energy through the containment field. Galling as it was, she had to be content with merely holding Ryouko still, rather than teaching her good manners. Satisfied that the situation with Ryouko was taken care of, she turned her back on the raging monster woman, and looked toward Ranma. Ayeka studied Ranma closely, and was in turn studied by Ranma, who cocked her head to one side, and was looking at her with a puzzled expression on her face. "Ayeka-sama" Came a rather strangled voice from behind her, causing her to break off her examination for a second. What she saw when she turned around, temporarily drove all thoughts of Ranma from her mind. When Tenchi had seized Ryouko, he had not been overly concerned with where he put his hands, being only interested in keeping her away from Ranma. When Ayeka had sealed him in with Ryouko, she had fastened them together as well as a mile of rope would have. It had not taken Ryouko very long to take note of this, and she was now happily purring as Tenchi was trying very hard to keep from hemorrhaging. It was this effort that caused the strangled quality in his voice. "You monster, let him go at once." Ayeka demanded, somewhat illogically under the circumstances. A fact Ryouko was quick to point out. "I'm not the one doing the holding here Princess." Ryouko said rather smugly. Nestling back against the very red Tenchi, she said in a faux girlish voice. "Oooohhh, Tenchi, don't squeeze so hard. You need to treat them gently." It went without saying that Ayeka dropped the force screen with great haste. Tenchi nearly threw himself across the room in an effort to get at some tissues. Ryouko watched him go, a lecherous smirk on her face. She faded away just as the force shield generators reformed around her former position. "Nice try Princess," Ryouko sneered from her new position on the other side of the room. She lifted her hand, open palm toward Ayeka, and fired a wide blast of energy that flung Ayeka across the room into the sofa, which tipped over dumping her onto the floor behind it. This left Ayeka scrambling to lower her dress to a slightly less indecorous height much to Ryouko's amusement, and Tenchi's continued distress. He quickly stuffed another wad of tissue up his nose. "Now, where was I?" Ryouko asked rhetorically, summoning her energy sword once again. "Oh yes, teaching Ms Quick-knife here a lesson in respect." She answered herself, just before flinging herself across the room toward the crouching figure of Ranma. Too late as it happened. Ranma-neko had been confused, this was the second time in a row she had found herself in a situation outside of anything she was use to. While the toy from her previous time was here, and there was another one she had not seen before just like it, there were also factors she had never experienced. First and foremost among these was the kitten between her paws. It was hers, of that there could be no doubt. Not for her the confusion and bewilderment that such a discovery would cause in a human. She had no concern with how or why, merely what was, and the kitten was hers. This created great conflict in her. Her first instinct when she had been attacked by the strange thing that looked like a screamer/chaser/chew toy, but was not, had been to retaliate, but that would have meant leaving her kitten behind, so she had refrained, settling with merely warning off the strange creature. Then, the most peculiar thing had happened. Two of the humans, she recognized as feeder/warm-lap-possessors, had intervened, stopping the strange one from attacking. Both of these humans had also slipped out of her usual terms of reference as she focused on them. For some reason, the male awoke feelings she had never experienced before, at least not with a human. A certain feeling of trepidation she had only felt in the presence of dominant males before. The last time she had felt this way had been with that large striped male. She had sent him on his way well chastised for his presumption. Never before however had she regarded one of the human things in this light, it was perverse, he was not even a cat. Of course Ranma-neko did not think of it in those terms. She was merely at one, familiar with the reaction, and two, disturbed at the cause of them. She did not understand the concept of mating. She had never been in heat. She merely knew that there was something about this male that made her both want to flee, and at the same time approach him. Only the presence of her kitten held her rooted firmly to the spot. The second human to create confusion in her was less disturbing. She was . . . mother, no, that did not seem right, how could she be mother, but there it was, the feeling of this person being someone she could flee to in times of turmoil, very much like this time. The feeder/warm-lap-provider was busy fighting with the strange not human however, and again, Ranma had her kitten to think about. The tearing frustration of her conflicting drives finally made Ranma lift back her head and let out a loud yowl of anger, and frustration. Then, bending over, she grasped her kitten by the scruff of the neck, and fled for a quieter location. Somewhere where she could look after the little creature in peace. A quick slash of her claws removed the trifling obstacle between her and the outside, and she leaped through the shattered remains of the wall, well ahead of Ryouko's attack. Ryouko paused in surprise as Ranma exploded through the outside wall. Carrying Ryo-oh-ki in her mouth, Ranma rapidly crossed the open ground and disappeared among the trees lining the valley. Her speed was incredible, faster even than when they had fought the other day. The shock from Ranma's unexpected attack had worn off by this time, and Ryouko was no longer driven as much by her anger, as by her curiosity. The brief period she had spent trapped with Tenchi had also gone a long way toward softening her mood. Now, as she looked toward where Ranma had disappeared, she was found herself more curious than furious. She was receiving very strange signals from Ryo-oh-ki. Deciding to investigate from a distance, she took to the air, and headed out after Ranma and her newborn ship/partner. She failed to note the small force shield generators that phased into place where she had been standing a moment before. Ayeka let out a very unladylike curse as she was once again too slow to catch Ryouko. Accompanied by Tenchi, she rushed over to the new opening in the wall, and looked up at the rapidly disappearing demon girl. "We must go after them!" She said to Tenchi, and then not waiting for an answer, started out. Tenchi was right behind her. He well remembered the condition Ranma had returned in after her last encounter with Ryouko, and he was worried at what might happen this time. As well, the way Ranma was behaving was very worrisome. He wondered if this was some aspect of the curse she claimed to be under, or if it was caused by something else entirely. As if echoing Tenchi's thoughts, Ayeka spoke suddenly. "That creature of Ryouko's must be responsible for Ranma's behavior!" She stated, as much to herself as to Tenchi. "She was acting in a similar way when Kamidake tried to bring her to my ship. Be very careful Tenchi-sama. She can be very dangerous." Then after a moment of consideration, she added. "We must get that vermin away from her so she can be restored." Tenchi said not a word, saving his breath for what he felt could be a long chase. Behind them, Sasami watched them leave, wondering what to do. A sound behind her caused her to turn, and see Grandfather Masaki making his way through the wreckage Ranma had made of the wall. "What happened here, Sasami-chan?" he asked her. Sasami took one last look in the direction her sister and Tenchi had disappeared, and then started to explain the events of the morning as well as she was able, given that she was pretty much totally confused as to what was going on. Her explanation contained a lot of Ryouko- neechan did this, then Ayeka-oneechan did that, while Ranma- neechan and Tenchi-nesan did something else. ******************************************************* *********************** Ranma-neko emerged from the forest and into a small sun- dappled clearing. Satisfied that she had put a good distance between herself, and any of the humans who had disturbed her, she got down to important matters. Pinning Ryo-oh-ki under one paw, she proceeded to do what she would have done long ago if it had not been for all the interruptions, and that was to thoroughly clean the wriggling little cabbit. Up near the top of a tall tree on the edge of the clearing, Ryouko stuck out her tongue in sympathetic distaste. "Oh yuck," she said, but quietly, not wanting to disturb Ranma, and send her off on another headlong run. She had already spent fifteen minutes at high speed, chasing Ranma. The strangly acting girl had run in a very confusing pattern, and only the fact that Ryouko had an aerial view had let her keep the pair in sight. Ryouko did not know if Ranma was trying to lose any pursuit, or was just changing her mind every five seconds as to which way she wanted to go. Whatever it was, it was highly effective against losing conventional pursuers. Tenchi and Ayeka had lost the trail within five minutes by Ryouko's reckoning. Ryouko leaned back against the trunk of the tree, and watched as Ranma finished washing Ryo-oh-ki, and the two of them began to play. Ranma, bouncing from one side of the clearing to another, while Ryo-oh-ki tried valiantly, if futilely, to keep up. Ryouko suddenly became aware of a strange feeling in her chest. She placed a hand over her heart, and looked down at it, a red flush suffusing her face. "Nani? What is this?" She murmured to herself in a soft voice as a warmth spread out from her heart. She lifted her eyes and gazed down at the pair beneath her. "Ryo-oh-ki," she breathed out. "It's Ryo-oh-ki's feelings I'm feeling . . . So warm." A happy smile spread across Ryouko's face, and she repeated herself in an even softer tone. "So warm." She leaned back against the sun heated bark of the tree she was sitting on and let the warm emotions from Ryo-oh-ki suffuse her. Ryouko suddenly stiffened as her higher vantage point allowed her to spot danger headed toward the happy pair. A girl moving with the grace of a warrior had crept out of the underbrush, and was now crouched hidden on the outskirts of the clearing where Ranma was playing with Ryo-oh-ki. A feral grin crossed Ryouko's face, one that contained not an ounce of humor. There was a slight shimmer, and the branch where she had been sitting was suddenly empty. Shampoo's lips pulled back in a silent snarl as she found herself closer to her prey than at any time in the last two and a half months. Memories of her long search kept her from rushing to the attack. This time there would be no warning. Ranma had proven herself a coward, fleeing honorable combat time and time again, she did not deserve the courtesy of challenge. Shampoo would mark her time until the perfect opportunity arose, and then; one swing; and it would be over. She gazed out over the clearing in front of her, and her brow furrowed as she puzzled over the strange activity of her target. She was playing with some sort of bizarre creature, the like of which Shampoo had never seen before. For a second curiosity filled her, but then she ruthlessly shoved it aside. What Ranma was doing, and why, were of no matter. All that mattered was that she was at last in range of Shampoo's vengeance. Shampoo gently stroked the blade of the sword she held in one hand. Soon, very soon it would run crimson with the life blood of her enemy, and her quest would be over. "Nice sword." A voice came from behind her, and Shampoo spun around to face whoever had crept up on her. She snarled in frustrated rage at being interrupted so close to her goal. Surely Ranma was already fleeing in cowardly terror. Well, this interloper would pay for interfering in an Amazon's quest. All this ran through Shampoo's mind in a split second, just long enough for Shampoo to turn and see her potential foe standing there with her arms crossed, and to note that she was doing so two feet off the ground. "Want to see mine," the cyan haired stranger said, and even as Shampoo took in her yellow cat slitted eyes, the stranger held up a hand and flexed it. A beam of incandescent light suddenly sprang to life in that hand, and Shampoo found herself facing what looked like a sword crafted from raw Chi. Shampoo watched in stupefied amazement as the floating woman drew back her sword hand. Her inaction did not last long. One did not reach Shampoo's level in the martial arts by letting surprise slow you down. When the woman's glowing sword passed through the space her body had occupied, she was already several feet away, her own sword in the guard position. "Who you demon?" Shampoo demanded. "Ryouko, I'm Ryouko," said the woman with a smirk. "Remember it well, and be sure to tell all the denizens of hell who sent you there." She matched her words with another attack, one Shampoo also dodged, and this time she counterattacked, swinging her sword in a shallow arc as she ducked under the flying woman's swing. Shampoo grinned to herself at how badly her opponent had left herself open. She was grossly overextended, and it would take her precious moments to redirect the mass of her sword. Shampoo's self congratulations soon turned to a curse against her own foolishness. She barely managed to leap away in time to avoid the demon's response, but not before she left the tip of her sword laying on the ground. Her opponent's Chi sword had sheared the last ten inches off as clean as a knife through butter. Shampoo hadn't even felt a tug on the hilt as it did so. That was stupid Shampoo, she thought to herself. Of course her sword would have no weight. She can move it as quickly as thought itself. Shampoo reached into her clothing with her free hand, pulled it out, and with a flick or her wrist, snapped it in the demon girl's direction. A spread of shuriken throwing spikes flew from her fingers, spreading as they went. Shampoo allowed herself another tight little grin, and waited to see how the girl would handle these. No matter how fast her sword was, she'd have to work to avoid all the knives . . . Shampoo paled as the cyan haired girl simply faded out of existence, allowing the knives to flash through Ryouko's former position and imbed themselves in several trees. Realization suddenly crashed over her, and she knew exactly what, and who she was facing. Ever since she had learned the name of the place her prey had fled to, something had been bothering her. She had been sure she'd heard it somewhere before, but had put it aside as unimportant. Now, the name Ryouko suddenly clicked into place beside the name Masaki shrine. "You is demon Yosho sealed!" Shampoo blurted out, whirling to face the demon who had materialized behind her. The demon girl paused in her planned attack, then she snorted and said, "that damn Yosho. Did he go boasting about it to everyone he met?" "What you mean he? Yosho Shampoo's ancestress, she very great warrior. Shampoo's great, great-grandfather descended from her." "Take it from someone who knows, Yosho was all man . . . hey, don't tell me you're another one of his get. Man. He sure loved to spread himself around. So what's your beef with Ranma? Family quarrel?" "What you say, Shampoo no family to cowardly redhead girl." Ryouko lowered her sword till the tip was nearly resting on the ground, and smirked at Shampoo. "Red might be a lot of things, annoying, loud, top-heavy, and an all-around pain in the butt, but she is no coward. If you claim Yosho as an ancestor, than she's family alright." "You lie, try to confuse Shampoo." Shampoo once again threw a handful of throwing spikes toward Ryouko, and then barely waiting for her to fade from sight, whirled and started to swing her truncated sword toward the empty space behind her. "Nice try, but you lose." Came a mocking voice from behind her. Ryouko had only phased out of the way of the throwing spikes, not teleported, when she returned to solid form, Shampoo's back was fully exposed to her. Shampoo did the only thing she could, she dove forward, and skidded face first through the forest trash that covered the ground, grinding old leaves, small stones, dirt, and other less savory things into her face and upper body. Ignoring the small scratches and bruises this caused, she kept moving in a mad scramble rolling her body to the side and thrusting out with a leg to shove herself into a somersault that brought her to her feet several yards from where she had left her opponent. Ryouko was still standing in her original position, a smirk on her face. Shampoo flushed in anger at being played for a fool, but she resisted the temptation to fling herself at the demon. There was a much more important matter here than Shampoo's pride, or even her life. This demon was a family responsibility, and Shampoo was not foolish enough to believe she could handle her. Even in the unlikely event she could defeat the demon, she had not the least notion of how to seal it back up again in its prison. The current tenants of the shrine would be no help. The fact that they had been careless enough to let the demon escape in the first place proved they were not competent enough to help her. Shampoo would have to get help she knew could do the job. So, the question was. Could she survive and escape to do it? The answer was, she had no idea, but she would have to try. Shampoo spun on her heels, and started to run, only to skid to a halt and barely duck out of the way of the demon's gleaming sword as it materialized in front of her. "I'm not done playing yet!" The demon snarled at her, a malicious smile on her face. Shampoo looked at her, then rose to her feet in resignation. It looked like she would not escape after all. The only option left to her was to show this demon that an Amazon knew how to die well. Dropping her left leg back, she raised her sword parallel to the ground just above her head, one hand steadying it near the severed tip. She faced the demon and waited for a chance to strike at least one blow. While she waited for the demon's final assault, she started to sing her death chant in a soft voice. Ryouko was not impressed, with a smirk she raised her sword, she had no intention of doing any real harm, but she was in a playful mood, no doubt due to leakage from Ryo-oh-ki. Stomping on another of Yosho's seemingly innumerable brood would be a pleasant way to spend a sunny day. It was about at that point she was bowled over by a redheaded ball of concentrated mayhem. Ranma-neko wanted to play too. It had been the noise that had attracted Ranma and Ryo-oh-ki's attention, and after a brief internal struggle, Ranma's curiosity had won out over her recently acquired maternal instincts. She had gently picked Ryo-oh-ki up and deposited her behind a small shrub. Then, having hidden her kitten, she'd stalked carefully toward the disturbance, her nerves on edge, and ready to bolt at the least little sign she and Ryo-oh-ki had been discovered. For her part, Ryo-oh-ki watched Ranma intently, for all of ten seconds, then a passing butterfly caught her attention, and she bumbled off in pursuit of it. The faux feline crept through the grass of the clearing to the bushes lining the edges of it, and carefully peered beyond the sheltering shrubbery into the gloom of the deeper forest. Ranma- neko's hackles rose as she witnessed the activity on the other side. Someone was playing with _her_ toy. All her doubt concerning what Ryouko actually was, were forgotten, because of one thing Ranma was sure of. Whatever else the strange one might be, she was Ranma's. A low growl began to form in the back of her throat. She crouched down, drawing her legs under her body in preparation to springing. Then, she froze, blending into the sun dappled shrubbery as she waited for her chance. It was not long in coming, soon the tide of battle brought the two contestants close enough for Ranma to make her move. Silent as a ghost, Ranma sprang, taking Ryouko completely by surprise, and tumbling her across the ground. They came to a stop with Ranma on top, and she directed a hiss of fury toward the purple haired interloper who had dared touch her property. "What the hell are you doing you crazy bitch? Get off of me!" Ryouko yelled, as she got over her surprise at the sudden attack. With a shove, she sent Ranma flying through the air. The redhead effortlessly reoriented herself, and landed with her feet and hands against the bole of a large tree, for a second she hung there, defying gravity. Then, with a yowl of delight, she pushed off and came sailing back toward Ryouko, who escaped by flying straight up, allowing Ranma to go sailing past her former position. Ranma did not let her near miss discourage her. She bounced off yet another tree, this time going nearly straight up until she could reach a large branch with which to springboard herself toward Ryouko. Ryouko was forced to dodge yet again, and this time was not quite quick enough. She had underestimated Ranma's speed, and before she realized it, Ranma snagged the tails trailing off the back of Ryouko's jacket, and she found herself being yanked down toward the ground, hard. "All right! That _is_it!" Ryouko screamed, brushing dirt off of her face, and spitting some more of the same out of her mouth. Powering up an impressive force bolt in her hand, she released it toward Ranma, who was at that very moment preparing for another attack. "Chew on this!" Ryouko said, a smile of anticipation on her face as she readied two smaller force bolts to throw when Ranma dodged the large one. The problem was, Ranma did not dodge. "NO!" Ryouko cried out in denial, when Ranma sprang directly toward the oncoming blast, immaterial claws raked out. Claws of pure life force that could cut any substance, met non substance, and shredded it, but did not stop it. Instead its tight focus was disrupted, and instead of impacting on one small spot, with instant fatality being the result, Ranma was caught in a burst that encompassed her entire body. Her forward motion was halted instantly, and she was flung backward with tremendous force. A tall stately giant of the forest shuddered violently as Ranma impacted with it's base, and slowly slid down its trunk to lie in a huddled heap at the bottom. "No." Ryouko whispered, her voice barely audible, the two unused spheres of energy in her hands dissipated as she looked at the small huddled form at the base of the tree. She floated toward Ranma, talking softly to herself. "You baka, you were supposed to dodge. Why didn't you dodge?" She reached Ranma, and stretched out a hand toward her still body, then stopped, afraid to touch her, afraid of causing even more harm. A vision suddenly appeared in her mind of Tenchi, looking down at the shattered remains of Ranma, and looking at Ryouko with hatred and loathing. "baka, Baka, BAKA!" Ryouko's scream rang through the forest. Some distance away, watching from behind the shelter of a large tree Shampoo felt her heart lurch. Her quest was over. Ranma was dead. So why didn't she feel happy? She shook off the thought as unworthy of her, and started to inch herself way away from the demon. She moved with the utmost caution until she judged herself far enough distant, and then she broke into a run. Not a sprint, but a ground covering lope she could keep up for days if need be, and it was needed. She had to get back to the village as fast as she could. Her family had sealed the demon once before, and they would do it again. She just had to bring help back before the demon grew too great in power to be sealed. Despite Shampoo's efforts to put it behind her, she could not stop thinking of Ranma. How the girl had taken the demon off of Shampoo, and had died for it. Most of all, she remembered the demons remarks that Ranma was a relative. She longed to call in a lie, but this was the Masaki shrine, the one place in all of Japan Shampoo could reasonablely expect to find a relative. Sweat ran down her forehead and into her eyes, and the stinging salt water caused tears to flow down Shampoo's cheeks, and off of her chin, so as she ran she left small teardrops glistening in the air behind her. She ignored the sting, she ignored her thoughts about Ranma, and most of all she ignored the tears. Only one thing mattered. Getting back to China as quickly as possible. ******************************************************* *********************** Tenchi and Ayeka raced through the rain, holding articles of clothing over their heads as they headed for the old wood lot shed. Slamming open the door, they scuttled inside, and turned to look out at the intensifying storm. "We should keep looking," Ayeka said, as she looked out at the downpour, a touch of doubt in her voice. "We'd never find her in this." Tenchi said in a regretful tone, also looking out at the rain. Giving a shiver as a gust of wind from the open door chilled him in his damp clothing, he looked around, and found an old tin fire pot, and the ingredients to make a fire with. Soon he had a crackling blaze going, and after a last look out at the sodden forest, Ayeka came to join him in front of it. Back in the shadows, a small figure watched the pair of them. ******************************************************* *********************** It was the rain dripping on the top of her head that woke Ryouko. She looked up with bleary eyes, not sure at first where she was. Then, she remembered, the strange girl named after a hair care product, the fight, Ranma's intervention, and the energy blast that threw the little redhead against a tree with sickening force. Her heart in her throat, she looked down at the small shape whose head was currently resting in her lap, and noted with relief that she seemed to be breathing easily, and appeared none the worse for the damage she had taken. Ryouko knew she should have flown Ranma home, but she had been afraid. Afraid of what Tenchi's reaction would be if she showed up at the door with Ranma's broken form cradled in her arms. She well remembered the events of four days ago, and wanted no repeat of them. So, afraid to take Ranma for help, but also not able to leave the girl where she was, she had settled for staying with her, cradling Ranma's head on her lap and waiting for her to wake up. At some point she had fallen asleep, and had just now woken. She looked around her, and noted the evidence of a heavy downpour. Clearly the old, heavily leafed tree they were under had sheltered them from the worst of it, but some drops were making it through the canopy now that the storm was over, and it had been those that had awakened her. More of those drops were still falling, and some of them made it past Ryouko's head, and struck Ranma's cheek. She gave a small discontented sound, and moved her head to the side to avoid the sensation. Ranma was once again in the pond with the bamboo stake behind her, once again she had faced the attacker, and blown him and his companion to blood tinged sawdust. Now, she felt her body relaxing inexorably. Unable to do anything to prevent it she felt herself slipping into the water, the cold wet closing over her head. Then, something new happened. A cry echoed in Ranma's head. "Father, mother, I don't want to die yet!" Ranma wanted to weep from the desolation in that cry, but there was something else in it as well. The cry contained power. Ranma's whole body shuddered with the force of it. Then, the thought faded, and all that was left was the sensation of cold and damp. Ranma fought against the blackness that was trying to take over her mind. Struggling against the pull of the water, she clawed her way toward a single spot of brightness that appeared just a little way if front of her. Ryouko felt Ranma suddenly go stiff, and a faint voice reached her. "Oh man, not again." She heard Ranma say, and there was more than a hint of despair in her voice. Ryouko looked down at the small redhead, a feeling of joy surging in her breast as she realized that she might not have to face an angry Tenchi again. Ranma opened her blue eyes, and blinked them several times to clear her vision, her gaze focused on Ryouko's smiling face. For a second her face appeared puzzled, as if she could not quite make connections. Then, her eyes widened in recognition, and the next thing Ryouko saw, was Ranma fist heading for the space between her eyes. "YOU PERVERT!!!!!" ******************************************************* *********************** "What was that?" Tenchi asked, but while Ayeka looked in the direction of the faint sound that had come to them as they walked along the road. She did not reply to his question, or even look at him. Tenchi gave a sigh, and looked down at the cause of Ayeka's current anger. The furry creature in his arms looked up from where it was gnawing on a carrot nearly as big as it was, and gave a mew of inquiry. Tenchi smiled, and gently stroked her. She gave a happy chirp, and went back to her carrot. Looking back up, Tenchi gazed with regret at Ayeka's stiff back. He hated that she was mad at him, but he truly could not see how this little creature could be responsible for Ranma's condition. And even if he had believed that, he didn't think he could have killed the little thing in cold blood. He sighed once again, he and Ayeka had been getting along so well. She had been talking openly and freely about her brother and Tenchi's ancestor. Then, they had discovered Ryo-oh-ki was sharing the old hut with them. Ayeka was not pleased. She had handed Tenchi the hilt for Yosho's sword, and ordered him to destroy the monster. Tenchi had declined, which had caused Ayeka to snatch away the sword, and to march out the door, Tenchi two steps behind, Ryo-oh-ki cradled in his arms. "What is that?" Ayeka suddenly said, her voice expressing great surprise. Tenchi, who had almost walked into her when she had come to a sudden stop, looked off in the direction of her gaze. "That's the sacred tree of the shrine, it's supposed to make it rain and grant . . ." he trailed off as he realized Ayeka was not listening, instead, she was making her way down the slope toward the tree, a look of mingled anticipation, and hope on her face. "There can be no doubt." Ayeka said, her hand resting on the massive trunk of the tree. "This is Funaho." "Funaho?" Tenchi asked, but Ayeka ignored him. Instead, she took out Yosho's sword, and tapped it against the trunk of the shrine's sprit tree. Energy crackled between the two pieces of wood, and to Tenchi's great amazement, beams of prismatic light lanced down to the waters of the pond that encircled the tree, bouncing them back up to the overhead branches. The surrounding countryside vanished, and Tenchi found himself standing in blackness. Ayeka, Ryo-oh-ki, and himself mere outlines. Vivid images began to appear, and Tenchi found himself witnessing the confrontation between Yosho and Ryouko, and Funaho and Ryo-oh- ki. He watched in amazement as the battle reached its climax. Funaho fired a burst of energy that shattered Ryo-oh-ki, causing her to crash and create a large crater that Tenchi realized must have been the origin of the small lake in front of the house. The scene switched, and Tenchi watched as Yosho thrust the gleaming length of his sword through Ryouko's neck. Even then, she fought on, trying to drag herself down that beam of incandescent energy in an effort to get at her enemy. Her sheer vicious savagery was awesome. Different by far from the Ryouko he had come to know in the last week. The scene before them faded out as one by one, the jewels that powered Ryouko were drawn from her body, and down the swords length to its hilt. "He's alive." Were Ayeka's first words after the final vision faded from sight. "He has to be alive. If Funaho is here, than my brother is alive. Somewhere, he is alive, and I'll find him." Tears streamed down Ayeka's face, and she looked up at the overhead canopy, with an expression of such hope on her face that she was utterly transformed. Tenchi found himself holding his breath, she was so beautiful he was afraid she might vanish like a dream if he made a noise. The moment did not last, Ayeka's face suddenly twisted into a snarl of anger, and she shouted out. "Get away from her you monster!" Tenchi was shocked by the sudden transformation, and followed Ayeka's angry glare to where Ryo-oh-ki was standing on her hind legs, her front paws resting against Funaho's trunk. She mewed in an inquiring tone, patting the massive bole with one of her paws. To Tenchi's horror, Ayeka drew back the hand holding Yosho's sword, her intention clear in the furious expression on her face. Tenchi lurched forward, trying to place himself between the small creature and Ayeka, but before he could reach her, Funaho came to life. Once again beams of light lanced down from her branches, and the real world faded away as Funaho once again showed them scenes from her memory banks. At first everything was black. Not the black of before, but somehow different, though Tenchi could not say how. Then, jagged white lines, like lightning appeared. When the bright jagged marks did not shift or fade Tenchi realized it was not lightning, but rather cracks in some sort of black wall. Then, a large chunk of the wall fell away, and they could see three humans. A man, a woman, and a small child, a boy. They were enormous. At first Tenchi thought they were giants, but then, he realized it was a matter of perspective. They were normal people, it was whoever's memory they were seeing who was small. The man and woman wore expressions of shock on their face, but the little boy's face broke into a broad smile. Before his parents could stop him, he stepped forward, and Tenchi felt a touch of vertigo as the world swooped and swirled around him. They, or rather, the person who's memory they were viewing, had been picked up. The scene suddenly pulled back, and the image grew more normal. Suddenly, Tenchi saw whose eyes they had been seeing through. Ryo-oh-ki's. She was being held in the little boys hands. Tenchi was puzzled. Then, he took note of the archaic clothing the people wore, and the furnishings that surrounded them, and realized that they were seeing the past, just as they had earlier. This was not their Ryo-oh-ki, but another one, most likely the one that came before this one, and after the one Funaho had destroyed. The image swirled and changed. They were seeing the same family again, they were kneeling around a table eating, but this time there was a small fur-covered child at the table with them. Her features made it clear who she was. This was Ryo-oh-ki again, but one who looked almost human. She was eating, with every indication of enjoyment, some sort of plant Tenchi had never seen. There was a large bushel basket of similar plants next to her, and she was diligently working her way through the contents of it. The adults no longer looked fearful of her. Instead they seemed to be treating her very much as they did their son. The image changed. Now it was just the boy and Ryo-oh-ki. Or at least Tenchi assumed it was the boy. Ryo-oh-ki now looked like a teenager, and so did the boy. They were walking through a forest, holding hands. The boy suddenly stopped, and Ryo-oh-ki took one step before realizing he had stopped. She paused and looked at him, a questioning expression on her face. He took her other hand, and pulled her closer. She ducked her head, and Tenchi had a feeling that if she was not covered in fur, she would be blushing. The boy certainly was. He leaned forward and whispered something into one of her large furry ears. Whatever it was he said. It caused her to look up, an expression of incredulous surprise on her face. He took advantage of her upturned face, and as the image faded away, their faces came together in a tender kiss. Another scene. This time Ryo-oh-ki was laying in a bed. Her facial fur was wet and bedraggled, and there was a look of profound weariness on her face, but it was eclipsed by the look of joy that was there as well. A look that was shared by the boy, now a man, as he looked down at the small bundle held protectively in Ryo-oh-ki's arms. He leaned forward, resting his hands on the bedframe. Once again, they kissed. This time not the hesitant kiss of a pair of teenagers, but in the practiced manner of a pair of adults who still loved each other even after the novelty had long since worn off. The images sped up. Ryo-oh-ki with a small child on her lap, then once again in bed with a bundle in her arms, this time with a toddler standing by the bed, looking at his/her new sibling. The children grew, got older, and were eventually joined by a third, who also grew older. Eventually it could be seen that the children were two boys, and a little girl. They grew older still, into adults. The man now had silver in his hair, but Ryo-oh-ki looked no older than her daughter. Soon there was a new child, not Ryo-oh-ki's this time. Rather, this new bundle was held in the arms of a strange girl, while the older boy, now also a man hovered over her, his hands held out as if ready to catch her if she should fall. His expression one of stupefied wonder. Not unlike the one his own father had worn when he had first seen him laying in Ryo-oh-ki's arms. Scene after scene followed, clicking like slides in a slide show, barely giving the watchers time to register the children growing up, the man growing older. Then, they stopped. Ryo-oh-ki stood in front of a soft mound of dirt, her children and grandchildren around her. Tears rolled down her furry face, and dripped to the ground. Tenchi felt his heart ache, and became aware that not just sight was being used by Funaho. He could feel the deep pain coming from all the people in front of him, pain that resonated all too familiarly in his own heart. "Mom" he whispered, as tears welled up from his eyes, and ran down his face in a steady stream. The next scene flared up in a burst of light, flames crackling all around them. Horses with armored riders flashed by. Swords gleamed red, the flames reflecting from their blades, then it was a different sort of red that shone on those deadly blades, one that gleamed wet in the flickering light. Into this hell, Ryo-oh-ki stumbled, her mouth working as she cried out silently. Tenchi saw her pause, a look of agony on her face. She fell to her knees, and grasped a fallen figure to her breast. Tears streamed from her face again, but this time her expression was not one of pain, but of fury. Tenchi watched as the scene shifted, and Ryo-oh-ki was standing in front of the same mound of dirt as before, now covered with grass and flowers. Beside it was a fresh mound, a shovel laying beside it. Ryo-oh-ki's clothing was covered in mud, but she looked like a queen as she stood there, looking down at the new grave. Ryo-oh-ki raised her head to the heavens, and her mouth opened in a scream of pure rage, and she changed. The mud spattered, clothing was ripped to shreds as something dark and crystalline came into being where she had been standing. The gleaming conglomeration of crystal spires rocketed into the heavens, and Tenchi felt a shiver of fear for the people who had caused this transformation. Bright sunlight caused Tenchi's eyes to blink. It took a second, so strong had the images been, for him to realize that they were once again standing beside Funaho, and that this particular memory was finished. Tenchi drew a deep breath, and wiped moisture from his eyes with the back of his hand. He was not the only one who had been strongly affected by the sights and feelings they had just witnessed. He heard soft sobbing, and turned to see Ayeka, kneeling on the ground, tears streaming down her face. There was a soft miyaa, and Tenchi looked over to see Ryo-oh- ki looking at Ayeka, her head cocked to one side. She hopped toward Ayeka, and reached the girl before Tenchi had time to think that this might not be a very good idea. He watched, holding his breath as Ryo-oh-ki placed her front paws on Ayeka's knee, and meowed plaintively. Tenchi edged closer, planning to grab the little cabbit away, but before he could reach her, Ayeka lifted her face from her hands, and looked down at the little creature leaning against her legs. Ayeka gave a small wail, and grabbed Ryo-oh-ki up into her arms. Holding her tightly, she cried out in a voice hoarse with sorrow. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, so very sorry." As Ayeka held Ryo- oh-ki tightly against her breast, much to the discomfort of the little cabbit, five days of suppressed grief came welling up out of the corner of her mind where she had shoved it aside. The bond between a ship of Jurai and its owner was a profound one. The loss of that bond was not something to be casually dismissed. Part of the training Ayeka had undergone to be allowed the bond, was the manner of dealing with the loss of it. Ayeka had not handled the loss of Ryuu-oh in the manner she had been trained to. She should have spent at least two days, preferable more, in meditation and solitude, coming to grips with her pain. Instead of facing that painful necessity, Ayeka had hidden behind what she told herself was Sasami and Ranma's need for her. So, while her outward appearance was one of calm control, inside, the pain she refused to deal with festered and grew. When Ryo-oh-ki hatched, the walls Ayeka had built around her grief were cracked as well. They were further breached when she saw Ranma's transformation into a feral creature, seemingly because of the same creature who had slain her beloved Ryuu-oh. Hatred had welled up in her for Ryo-oh-ki. Unreasoning and hot with her suppressed grief, she gave little thought or consideration to the fact that the little creature was but newly hatched. All that mattered was she was a symbol of all that was bad in Ayeka's life. Her brother leaving in pursuit of the pirate that had devastated her childhood home. Seven hundred years of fruitless searching, only to learn of Yosho's rumored death. The fact that her beloved had found a different love, someone other than her. The evidence of this love graphically represented by Tenchi and Ranma. Last, the destruction of her ship, and the stranding of herself and Sasami on this primitive planet. All this had conspired to make her a creature of vengeance. Then, she had witnessed the memories of the previous Ryo-oh- ki, and her own grief had resonated with the very similar pain experienced by that departed entity. That had finished the job that had begun with the current Ryo-oh-ki's appearance. All the grief she had bottled up till she had time to deal with it, broke free. Unrestrained, the pain over the loss of her beloved ship, along with the pain over the loss of her brother, either to death, or to another woman, threatened to wash Ayeka under in a flood of uncontrolled sorrow. Lost in her pain, she became aware of a haven of warmth, and she pushed herself up against it. A pair of arms folded loosely around her, and she pressed her face into the shoulder of the person holding her and cried for her loss. Tenchi flushed red as Ayeka pressed herself against him, but did not move except to adjust his arms so they were lightly cradling her as she cried out her grief onto his shoulder. Between their bodies, Ryo-oh-ki made little encouraging noises, trying as best as she could in her limited understanding to offer comfort. A movement out of the corner of his eye caused him to turn. His Grandfather and a worried Sasami stood there, taking in the scene. Tenchi blushed even deeper, and gestured with his eyes. Hoping his grandfather would take the hint, and come and offer Ayeka his shoulder. That's what priests did after all. Was it not? His grandfather just gave a small shake of his head, accompanied by a gentle smile. His eyes clearly said that Tenchi was doing just fine by himself. Tenchi was never sure how long he stood there, Ayeka loosely cradled in his arms, her head resting on his shoulder, her tears slowly turning his shirt into a sodden mass. Eventually it was an outside force that broke the tableau. A series of explosions, slowly moving toward them. A phenomenon that Tenchi was becoming far more familiar with than he cared to think about. Ayeka pulled her face away from his shoulder, and dabbed at her red-rimmed eyes with a cloth she pulled from the sleeve of her kimono. She glanced away from Tenchi and toward the rapidly approaching sound. As she looked off in the distance, she spoke softly. "I'm sorry Tenchi-sama. I apologize for the unforgivable way I've been behaving." Tenchi placed his left hand behind his head and looked sheepish. "That's all right Ayeka-sama." He hunted for words to try and ease the embarrassment they both felt over the recent incident, but was saved from the trouble when a familiar redheaded form came into view, dashing from the cover of the trees toward Tenchi. Close on her heals was the source of the explosions, more of which rocked the clearing as Ryouko tried to nail the fleet girl, who always seemed to be somewhere else when one of Ryouko's energy blasts struck home. The first thing that Tenchi noticed, after the explosions, was the state of Ranma's clothing. While she was slightly more modestly garbed than the last time she had appeared after a fight with Ryouko, it was not by much. Her pants and shirt were both tattered and singed, and barely preserved her modesty. He clapped a cautionary hand to his nose just in case. Ranma's clothing did not look like it was going to last much longer. Tenchi felt something being placed in his hand, and looked down for a moment in surprise. Ayeka closed his fingers over the haft of Yosho's sword with her own hand. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she gave him a smile, and said. "Lord Tenchi, I ask that you please defend me and mine." Ayeka's statement had the feeling of some sort of formal request, and Tenchi knew there was more than likely a counter reply he was suppose to make to it, All he could think to do was to place the hand holding the sword behind his head, and give an embarrassed laugh, before saying, "I guess." Another explosion brought Tenchi's attention back to the matter at hand. Ranma had reached the edge of the pond surrounding Funaho. Instead of using the stones that were there for people to walk to the tree, she left the bank of the pond with a prodigious leap, and landed in front of Tenchi and Ayeka. Parts of her shirt choose to give up the fight at that point, falling aside to reveal what was underneath. Tenchi was barely able to take in the singed and tattered condition of her clothing, using all his willpower not to stare at what it was not covering. Ranma looked the very picture of a poor abused waif. Unfortunately for Ryouko, Tenchi's gaze did not manage to reach as far as Ranma's face. If it had, he might have noticed the look of unrestrained glee on her face. The flush on Tenchi's face changed from one of embarrassment to one of anger. Stepping forward, he placed himself between Ranma and the oncoming Ryouko. Without Tenchi even having to think about it, the sword in his hand sprang to life. Ryouko was furious. There was a vivid red spot directly between her eyes, and her face was twisted up in an angry expression. In one hand she held her sword, in the other, a ball of energy, ready to throw. "Get out of the way Tenchi. The ungrateful little tramp is mine." "Ungrateful!" Ranma yelled out from behind Tenchi. "What do I have to be grateful for? The only thing that I'm grateful for is that I woke up before you had a chance to do anything more to me, you pervert!" "Arrggghh," was Ryouko's intelligent reply to this, and she lunged forward in an effort to get around Tenchi and at the little redhead. She had long ago passed the point of considering tactics, and was in full bull-in-a-china-shop mode. There was a shrill squeal of sound that hurt the ears as Tenchi parried Ryouko's sword with his own. He was driven backward a step, but did not give any ground up after that. Of to the side Katsuhito raised an eye in surprise as he noticed the detached way Tenchi was handling the sword. For years he had been trying to teach Tenchi to make his weapon part of himself, but the boy had always been too self conscious. Tenchi had always been aware of the bokken in his hand, and tended to have to think of every move he wanted to make with it, which handicapped him a great deal. He was no longer thinking about his weapon. He moved it in a smooth pattern that told Katsuhito's trained eyes he was not even aware of it other than as a part of his own body. He smiled. Tenchi had just completed the first step toward becoming a true master of the sword. "Ryouko, stop it!" Tenchi snapped out, as he and the demon girl crossed swords once again. Ryouko tried to force her way forward, and Tenchi's arm gave under the pressure, but that only brought Ryouko close enough to the sword in his hand for it to react to her presence. Just as it had done in the school yard, it flared with energy, and moved on its own volition, shoving Ryouko back. She sprang away from Tenchi, her concentration broken. For the first time Ryouko took in the expression on Tenchi's face, and a stricken look crossed her own "But Tennnncccchhiiiii." She whined, stamping her foot for all the world like a four year old, denied a treat. The expression on Tenchi's face did not shift, nor did the sword in his hand lower. Behind Tenchi, Ranma smirked at Ryouko, and pulled down one eyelid, revealing the red skin on the underside of her lid. She stuck her tongue out as well. Ryouko flushed, and took a step forward, only to find it matched by Tenchi. She visibly simmered in rage, but gritting her teeth, she opened her hands and let her sword, and the ball of energy, wink out of sight. "Next time little girl, next time." Ryouko said to Ranma, who responded by turning her back and patting her bottom. Kiss my ass. She mouthed silently over her shoulder at Ryouko. Just then Ryo- oh-ki, who had been silent in Ayeka's arms while this was going on, grew impatient for someone to pay attention to her, the most important person here. "Meow!" She mewed loudly, and Ranma jumped out of her tattered slippers. The small girl practically levitated straight up into the branches of Funaho. A thrashing of branches marked her ascent to the very crown of the massive tree. She climbed until there was nothing left to climb, and then she huddled there, swaying back and forth on the last slender limb. "C . . . c . . .c . . . cat!" She stammered out in terror, curling up in as tight a ball as the situation would allow, burying her face in her arms. Down below the pretty much universal reaction was one of surprise, with the exception of Katsuhito, who looked worried, and also as if he were trying to recall something that was just on the edge of his memory. Ryouko's expression was as puzzled as the rest, but did not stay that way long. One did not become a dread space pirate, feared on countless worlds, but failing to take note of, and act on, an opponents weakness. Plucking Ryo-oh-ki from Ayeka's arms, she floated up level with the cowering girl, and leered at her. "Aww, Ranma, don't you want to pet the nice little kitty cat?" "Take it away, take it away!" Ranma screamed burrowing her face deeper into her sheltering arms. "Ryouko-san, you stop that!" Ayeka yelled impotently from below. "Ryouko, stop, don't tease Ranma!" Tenchi added, looking in fear at the way the branch Ranma was clinging to was swaying from Ranma's panicked efforts to turn away from Ryouko, and the nightmare she carried in her hand. Ryouko ignored them both, and floated over to where Ranma perched on her branch. Grabbing a good chunk of red hair in her hand, she pulled Ranma's head up out of her arms, and shoved Ryo- oh-ki to within inches of her face. "Yaaaaaaaaaa" Ranma screamed, and tried to get away, but Ryouko held her in place effortlessly. Ryo- oh-ki dangled from her hand, looking first at Ryouko, and then at the fearful Ranma. "Meow," she said in a sad tone, not understanding Ranma's rejection. Something in the tone of her voice made it past Ranma's defenses, because for the first time she really looked at Ryo-oh-ki. For a minute, her eyes remained panicked, but then a small amount of awareness trickled into her bulging orbs. "That's not a cat?" Ranma said in a halting questioning voice. "That ain't no cat!" She repeated, this time in a firmer voice. "What the heck is she?" Ryouko frowned as she detected that Ranma had returned to sanity, but then, shrugged her shoulders. The brief period of tormenting Ranma had restored much of her good mood, and she answered Ranma's question with only a hint of a snarl in her voice. "This is my little Ryo-oh-ki." "That ain't Ryo-oh-ki!" Ranma exclaimed. "Ryo-oh-ki's is human. Well sort of," She amended. "This thing is . . . What is that thing?" She repeated her earlier question. Down below Ayeka and Tenchi could just barely make out the conversation between Ranma and Ryouko. Tenchi yelled up at her. "It's true Ranma. We saw Ryo-oh-ki grow up in Funaho's memory. That is what she looked like when she hatched before, and then she turned into a person." Now it was Ryouko's turn to look puzzled. "Human?" she said, questioningly. "I've never known her to assume a human shape." "Well she does!" Ranma asserted. "I talked to her while you were attacking Ayeka's ship." "You talked to her?" Ryouko asked in evident surprise. For some reason she found this so surprising, she failed to react quickly enough when Ranma reached out with a shaking hand, and plucked Ryo-oh-ki from her grasp. "I promised her I'd be nice to her baby." Ranma said in a distracted way, not really aware of Ryouko anymore. Instead, all her attention was focused on the little bundle of fur that was happily curled up in the crook of her arm. "You are kind of cute," she said, poking the little cabbit in her furry belly. Ryo-oh-ki mewed, and batted at Ranma's finger. Ranma for her part shuddered, and fought the urge to fling her away. "Not a cat, not a cat," she said repeatedly for a few seconds, till she calmed down again. "Man. This is going to take some getting used to." With a hand that only quivered slightly, she handed Ryo-oh-ki back to Ryouko. "Here, you'd better take her. I ain't all that good at this mushy stuff." A shudder ran through her body when Ryouko took Ryo-oh-ki from her hand, and tension seemed to flow out of her body, as she exhaled a deep calming breath. Ranma started to climb down the tree, taking more care than was usual for her. When she reached the bottom, everyone was looking at her, and they all had questions in their eyes. Well, Tenchi's were a bit glazed rather than questioning. Ranma's clothing being in an even worse state of affairs than before. He hurriedly turned his back and unbuttoned his shirt. "Here," he said, having stripped the shirt from his back and held it back over his shoulder toward Ranma. "Thanks," she said. Taking Tenchi's shirt, Ranma put it on, and found it fell to just below her thighs, doing a fairly good job of covering the bits that Tenchi was finding so distressing. "I guess you must sort of be wondering what's going on?" Ranma said rather sheepishly. The look everyone gave her was a clear answer to her question. Giving a sigh, she said. "Well, it happened when I was about seven . . ." Over the next half hour, during which they walked toward home, Ranma told them the tale of the Cat Fist. About how her father had wrapped her in fish sausage, and tossed her in a pit of hungry cats. All to train her in the unbeatable style of the Neko-ken. During the explanation, Ranma would every now and then work her mouth, and spit toward the side of the path. Ayeka was distressed by this action, but refrained from saying something. She was not that fond of Genma herself, and if he had not driven her to spitting when talking about him . . . Well, she hadn't known him as long as Ranma had. When Ranma finished, the people around her had various expressions on their faces. Tenchi and Sasami wore looks of horror, mixed with sympathy. Katsuhito looked disgusted, and also satisfied, as if something that had puzzled him had been made clear. Ayeka looked furious, and was mouthing words like, Unfit . . . What father? . . . Outrageous, should be whipped. Ryouko looked bored. Their walking had brought them into sight of the house, and Ranma stopped in shock when she took note of the hole in the wall. "Oh man Tenchi!" She groaned in dismay. "I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm doing when I go . . . you know." "Crazy, nut bars, loose in the brain pan, a few bricks falling out of the wall?" Ryouko suggested. "Ryouko-san," Tenchi chided her half-heartedly, before turning to Ranma. "It's alright, we can fix it up." He turned to look at the damage, and his confident look slipped a little, "I think." He added under his breath. Ranma nodded her head, but she looked a little doubtful as she took in the sight of the damage. While contemplating it, she again turned her head to the side, and spat. This was too much for Ayeka. "Ranma-chan, please, that is most unladylike." Ranma looked at her a bit sheepishly, and then said. "I'm sorry Ayeka-san. I've got this really gross taste in my mouth." "Oh my," Sasami said, looking at Ryouko who had fallen to the ground in hysterics. "What's wrong with Ryouko-neechan?" Some time later, they sat enjoying tea. Ryouko occasionally directing a look toward Ranma and snickering, which made the redhead feel very uncomfortable. She was beginning to get a little worried about what Ryouko might have done to her while she was out. The rest of the group was simply sitting back and enjoying the rest after a hard two hours of clean up duty. All the splintered boards had been cleaned up, and piled neatly off to the side. Now, they sat in front of the hole, and enjoyed the afternoon sun as they ate the snacks Sasami had prepared. Licking a little sugar off of her fingers, Ryouko asked Ranma. "By the way, who was that purple haired chick who was planning on dividing you into equal parts?" She smirked at Ranma. "For someone who claims to be a guy, you sure don't seem to handle girls . . ." Ryouko trailed off as she noted that Ranma was not paying any attention to her, had in fact jumped to her feet and was now peering out at the surrounding trees, as if expecting something horrible to emerge from them at any time. "Shampoo," she said, just one word, but the look of dread on her face made it very clear she was not talking about hair care, despite the fact her own was in dire need of some. ******************************************************* *********************** "This Shampoo sounds like an awfully poor loser." Tenchi said after listening to Ranma detail the reason for the Amazon's presence at the shrine. "I mean, trying to kill you just because you beat her in a challenge fight." "Yes, the Amazon's can be rather rigid in their observance of their law, but there was good reason for it at one time, or so our ancestor's papers tell us." Everyone looked over at Katsuhito who had spoken over the rim of his tea cup. He sat there, oblivious to the stares. His eyes were closed and to all intents and purposes he seemed to be doing nothing more than savoring the aroma of Sasami's excellent tea. "You know about the Amazons grandfather?" Tenchi asked in surprise. Ranma, remembering Katsuhito's familiarity with the Musk was not as surprised. Instead, she felt a surge of hope. Maybe Grandfather would know something that would get that crazy Amazon off her back. Katsuhito, opened his eyes, and took a long slow sip of his tea. Everyone at the table waited for him to talk, some with more patience than others. Ayeka appeared perfectly calm, while Ranma looked like she was ready to lunge across the table at him. Appearances could be deceiving, to Sasami's experienced eyes, Ayeka was every bit as impatient as Ranma, she was just better at hiding it. Ranma was just getting up from her kneeling position by the table, her face promising mayhem, when Katsuhito placed his cup down with a sigh of contentment, and started to speak. Ranma wavered, off balance, and finally fell over on her side, helped along by a subtle poke from Ryouko. Ranma glared at her, and she put on an innocent air, and gave the appearance of giving all her attention to Katsuhito. "You must understand a bit of their history." Katsuhito was saying. "It was originally possible for an outsider to challenge an Amazon to gain a position in the tribe. They wanted the best, and this was their way of selecting them, but that led to problems. Like all societies, there was a given limit to the number of warriors they could support. It takes a lot of farmers and craft men to support one person who does nothing but train for war." "Yea, but they sure are happy they're there when the shit hits the fan." Ranma said. "Yes, they are, but that does not change the fact that a village or a kingdom can only support so many. Some get around this by conquering other villages or nations. That works for a while. You gain slave labor, and can support more of your own people as warriors, but it is a losing proposition in the long run. You need to guard your conquest, and that takes more warriors, and then you need to take over another country, and another, until your own culture is eventually lost from the sheer number of those you share your land with. The mighty Mongols conquered all of China, and then were absorbed by that country's population. The Amazons valued their culture highly, and had no wish to dilute it. They were satisfied with what they had, and had no wish to gain more, only to defend what they already possessed." "A likely story," Ryouko snorted, "The Powers-that-be are always ready to throw away a few civilians to steal something that belongs to someone else. Of course they don't call it stealing." Ayeka smiled a thin tight lipped smile at Ryouko. "I'm sure you know all there is to know about stealing, but I know about rulers. The goal of a good ruler is the welfare of his people. But you would know nothing about the welfare of others. Would you?" Ryouko smiled at Ayeka, and there was more than a hint of teeth in her smile. "Ahh, the mythical _good_ ruler," she said, placing a great deal of stress on the word good. "And tell me _princess_ do you also believe in the Star-father, who brings presents to all the good little girls and boys at the end of every standard galactic year?" Ayeka smile grew tighter, and her teeth started to peep out from behind her pale lips. "At least I was a good little girl, and while it may have been my mother rather than the Star-father who left me presents, at least I got some. Did yours ever give you one?" Ayeka by now was leaning across the table, her nose nearly pressed against Ryouko's. Her teeth were now clearly visible as her lips pulled back in a snarl. "Or do monsters even have mothers?" Very much to Ranma and Tenchi's surprise, Ryouko did not have a quick come back to this comment. Rather, her face grew a bit pale, and her mouth gave up all pretense of smiling, as she bared her fangs fully at Ayeka. Ranma recognized the telltale signs, and when Ryouko lunged across the table with a scream of "Bitch!" she was ready. Down slapped Ranma's hand, hitting Ryouko's thigh, and slowing her leg's upward progress just enough that it caught on the edge of the table instead of going over it. Ryouko's arms windmilled, and she made a three-point landing on the table top, her face, which landed in a plate of tea cakes, being one of the points. Ayeka covered her mouth with her sleeve, and laughed unrestrainedly at the sight of Ryouko, her face covered with lemon filling. Things started to get out of control at about that point. Ranma grimaced, she had no objection to a good brawl, but Shampoo was out there somewhere, and that was not something she wanted to forget about. It would be just like that crazy girl to come bursting in while they were at each other throats. The problem was, while Ayeka might settle down if Ryouko did, there was no way in hell Ryouko was going to stop. The only one who seemed able to control her even a little when she was like this, was Tenchi, but only sometimes. Tenchi was alright when he thought Ryouko had done something bad, but when it came down to getting between Ayeka and Ryouko when they were both on a tear, he was pretty much useless . . . Unless . . . Ranma thought of something that might distract Ryouko. For a second she hesitated, her face tense, she was not sure if she really wanted to do it. Then, the sound of smashing furniture reached her ears, and reminded her all too much of the last time she had heard that sound. They had to get ready for Shampoo. This was no time to be a wimp. Ranma got to her feet, if she was going to do this, she was going to need some aids. Tenchi was nervously holding his sword in his hands, trying to figure out what to do. He wanted to stop the fight before it got serious, but he didn't want to hurt Ryouko's feelings by siding with Ayeka, who had after all goaded Ryouko into the current quarrel. On the other hand, he didn't want to side with Ryouko against Ayeka, not after just having gotten back in Ayeka's good books. It was so much easier when Ryouko was picking on Ranma. Despite her skill, Ranma was really too weak to defend herself against Ryouko. Only the Tenchi-ken gave Tenchi an edge against the demon girl. Ayeka was another matter. Despite her ladylike exterior she had proven herself able to go toe to toe with Ryouko. Tenchi sighed in despair. He did not want either one of the girls mad at him, but if he tried to break up this fight, he just knew that somehow they would both end up being furious with him. Tenchi felt someone take his hand, and he looked down in surprise. Ranma was standing there, a strange look of tension on her face. "Tenchi, why don't we go outside and take a walk, the . . ." Ranma paused, as if trying to think of something. Then, her face brightened. "The moon, the moon is so nice, lets go look at the moon." She started to drag Tenchi toward the door. "But, but, but." Tenchi stammered, trying to tell Ranma there was no moon tonight. Ranma stopped, and stared up at Tenchi, her eyes wide and glistening. A solitary tear trickled down her cheek. Unseen by Tenchi, Ranma let the cut onion in her hand drop to the floor behind her. "Tenchi, don't you want to go walking with me." All motion in the room stopped, heads turned toward the pair by the door. It was not what Ranma had said. It was the way she had said it. Her voice had been low and quivery. Straight out of a bad romance movie. The very sound of it was enough to send shivers up and down Tenchi's spine, and completely different feelings through Ryouko. "What!? What the hell are you trying to pull? You don't like guys. Remember?" Ryouko demanded, breaking off from Ayeka, and storming across the room toward the two of them. Ayeka called after her. "She is taking her innazuke, and getting away from a barbarian for a little privacy. I would have thought that was obvious, even to a creature like you." For her part, Ranma looked up at Ryouko with an innocent expression, and said. "Ayeka-san is right. We can't hear Grandfather over your noise, so I thought Tenchi and I could take a nice walk while you two settled your differences. And don't be silly. I'm a girl, so of course I like boys." Ranma added in a saccharin voice, taking Tenchi's arm and looping it through her own. Everyone was listening to her words, and except for Katsuhito, no one noticed the cute look on her face was taking on a strained expression. Ryouko snatched Tenchi away from Ranma, who barely controlled her look of relief, and dragged him over to the table. Looking back at Ranma defiantly, she said. "I'm all done with the chicken girl." Turning to Katsuhito, who had moved out of the way of any possible flying objects, or people, taking Sasami with him, she said. "Well, get on with it old man, we don't have all day." "Chicken girl!?" Ayeka said in outrage, but Ryouko merely snorted, and turned her head away from her. Ranma shrugged her shoulders, and came over and sat down in Tenchi's former place. Katsuhito, and Sasami joined them, and after a minute, a fuming Ayeka as well. "Now, where was I?" Katsuhito asked. "You were talking about how the Amazon did not invade others so they could support more warriors, and why that was a problem." Sasami answered him. "Ahh yes. Originally any woman who could prove herself a warrior could join the tribe. After a while they realized they had to limit the number, or exceed their ability to support the fighters who did not contribute to the day to day needs of the village. A number was established, and that was the limit. To become a warrior, you either had to wait for an opening, or defeat a warrior and take her place." "This was at first open to all. The Amazon elected to go for quality over quantity, and whoever proved themselves worthy could become an Amazon warrior. Any outsider woman could fight any warrior, and if she won, she would take that warrior's place. This led to resentment as people saw their friends and themselves being replaced by people from out of the village. Understand, in those days the Amazons were not the fighters they are now. It was common for a woman from outside to wander in and defeat a warrior. Such is no longer common. The Amazons have grown very formidable, but that was not the case back then. Eventually, politics got into the matter. The village warriors agitated to have the laws altered. Because they formed the largest power block in the tribe, they got their way. It was decided that the outsider had to prove her worth by defeating the Amazon not simply once, but as many times as it took for the warrior to concede defeat. But the elders didn't like being pushed around, and they added a little twist." "Let me guess, the kiss of death, right?" Ranma said. "That's right. The Amazon warrior found that they had to face a girl who had already beaten them once, and who knew she would die if she lost the rematch. Not a few Amazons choose to concede defeat, rather than take the risk." "Hey, wait a second." Ranma said. "Do you mean I'd have been free and clear if I'd beaten Shampoo a second time?" "Not exactly, while Shampoo could have conceded your superiority at anytime, even after the first defeat, and given up her position in the village to you, she could also have forced you to fight her to the death, either yours or hers no matter how many times you defeated her. If you had done that, you would have been offered her place in the tribe." "Hey, no problem then. Red can take her." Ryouko said cheerfully. "So tell me, would Red get all her property if she did for her?" "Hey, I ain't going to kill anyone!" said Ranma in outrage. Turning to Katsuhito, she said in a pleading tone of voice. "There's got to be someway, ain't there anyway to make her back off without killing her?" "If you could convince her you really are a boy that might help." "Why?" Sasami said. "Because if an Amazon is defeated by an outsider male, she has to marry him. Another way the elders came up with to improve the village blood line, and to keep the warrior's from picking fights casually with men from the neighboring kingdoms. Not a few border incidents escalated into serious wars before the new law was put in place." "What!?" Ranma yelled. "You mean if I get cured that crazy chick is going to try and marry me?" "She might, or she might decide you are really a girl, and try to kill you anyway. The fact that you might be a relative could help." "What?" Ranma said once again, beginning to sound not unlike a broken record. "Hey, that's right, she's one of Yosho's get as well," Ryouko said. "What?" Ayeka said, "You're lying!" "Fraid not princess. Yosho was a pretty frisky guy. No telling how many little surprises he left around for you to find." Ayeka flushed with outrage, but before she could retort. Katsuhito broke in. "Actually, while she _might_ be descended from Yosho, it was not Yosho who married into the Amazons, but a descendant of his." Ranma thought Katsuhito looked a bit uncomfortable as he said this, but the old mans face smoothed over quickly, and she decided it was likely just the light that made it seem that way. Ayeka looked mollified, but she continued to direct dirty looks toward Ryouko. "Anyway, there is not much we can do till we can talk to this Shampoo. Most of you should be safe. The Amazons consider it bad form to kill someone who is not their target." Ranma snorted, "yea, but the way she goes knocking walls in, I don't see how she can help but hurt someone. I'd better head out. I'll try to lead her away from here. Maybe I can talk to her now that I know about her maybe being family." Ranma was having a hard time grasping that Shampoo might be a relative. A week ago, she had been all alone in the world except for her Pop. Now, not only had she learned her mother was still alive, she had gained a large family in the form of Ayeka and her sister, and Tenchi and his family. To bad the connection was not closer however. It would have given her an out from marrying Tenchi. As always, she gave a little shudder at the thought. "If she believes you." Ryouko said, breaking Ranma out of her introspection. "That's a pretty old gag." "Out of the question." Ayeka said, vetoing the idea of Ranma going out to face this mad woman alone. "Kamidake and Asaka can guard the house. This barbarian will not get past them." Ryouko laughed out loud, and looked over to where Kamidake was peeking around a corner at Ranma. "Oh yes, they're great guards. I feel _so_ secure knowing they're on the job." "Actually . . . they might be a big help." Ranma said, a speculative look on her face. Asaka pulled himself up a bit straighter, the distance between his bottom and the floor increasing. For his part, Kamidake seemed to radiate surprise at Ranma's defense of their fighting skills. "They might be pretty lousy fighters," The two guardians sagged, sweat drops dripping from their heads. "But Shampoo doesn't know about them. So they might be able to take her by surprise." "Very well, let us make plans then." Ayeka said. ******************************************************* *********************** "Where the hell is she!?" Ranma yelled in frustration, marching over to the sliding porch door, and looking out across the dark valley. "Maybe she is waiting to catch you alone?" Ayeka said as she came over to join Ranma. Ranma snorted. "Not bloody likely. Shampoo isn't like that. She never let crowds or anything else stand between her and me before." Ayeka seemed to be having an internal struggle of some kind, but at last she spoke, each word spoken as if drawn forth by torture. "Ryouko . . . is . . . formidable. It is possible this Shampoo realized what she was up against, and --" "No! No way, not Shampoo, you don't know her, she'd no more back off than I would. She'll be here. You just wait." Behind the two girls Tenchi was putting the final touches to the house's defenses. All the furniture in the room had been repositioned near the outside walls, leaving the main floor clear. As well, rope had been strung from the walls to form a network of strands between the furniture. If Shampoo came through the wall like Ranma expected, she would find herself in a cluttered and enclosed area, and hopefully Ayeka could seal her up before she got her bearings. This was a last ditch effort however. Kamidake and Asaka were positioned on either side of the house. Far enough away so that they could observe every approach. Ryouko was sitting on the roof. Ranma would have preferred to have taken a forward position herself, but she realized she was the bait in the trap. Grandfather and Sasami were sitting in front of the TV, watching the nightly news, while playing with Ryo-oh-ki. Tenchi had protested Sasami's presence, but had been swayed by the argument that the safest place for her was right where she was. Alone in her room she was vulnerable, and while Ranma insisted Shampoo would not take a hostage, Ayeka had felt it better to take no chances. Over by the door, Ranma was watching the darkening ground intently, as if by looking hard enough she could cause Shampoo to materialize. She kept darting glances toward the girl standing beside her, a troubled look on her face. "Ayeka-san?" "Yes Ranma-chan?" Ranma winced, but then went on. "I just wanted . . . Well I just wanted to say I'm sorry I was such a pain earlier this week." Ayeka looked at her in surprise. "What do you mean?" "You know. The way I followed you around, not giving you any privacy. I was acting like a little kid." Ayeka remembered back to the night and day after the incident in the bathroom. Ranma had literally not wanted to let Ayeka out of her sight. Not an unexpected reaction given what had happened to her, and how poorly her father had prepared her for it. She must have felt her body had become a time bomb, and Ayeka the only one who could defuse it. She smiled at Ranma, and said, "I didn't mind. It helped to take my mind off my own problems." "Yea, well, I want you to know. I ain't usually like that. I've been taking care of myself for a long time." "But it's nice isn't it?" Ayeka said, and when Ranma gave her a puzzled look, she continued. "To have someone look after you I mean." Her gaze seemed to drift away. "I can remember being sick in bed, and momm . . . mother, bringing me hot soup, and reading to me while I lay there, all curled up in a nest of blankets. I felt so safe and protected. There are times when I wish I could go back to those days. Everything was so much simpler then." "Your mother, was she nice?" Ranma asked, a look of longing in her eyes. "Very. She loved me and Sasami very much. You would have liked her." "I would have?" "Oh yes, you have a lot in common with her. Not that anyone would ever guess it, but mother is a very great warrior." "She is? But she's a queen." Ayeka laughed. "She wasn't born a queen, and even if she had been, what would that have to do with it." "Well, queens, don't, you know, they just sort of sit around and, people do stuff for them. Don't they have people to fight for them?" "And what happens if whoever is attacking gets past those people. The worst thing about being a member of the royal family, is that most of the attacks on you do not come in the light. The dagger in the dark, poison in the tea. A pillow in the bed." Ranma was looking at her wide-eyed. "Man, that sounds like a crummy way to grow up, always having to look out for a knife in the back." "No, no, I don't mean that is how I was raised, but my family is very old, with long memories. History repeats itself, and we are trained to defend ourselves. We are our own last line of defense." "So do you practice martial arts?" Ranma asked, her interest peaked, Ayeka did not carry herself like a martial artist, but that might be a deliberate act, to hide what she was. Ayeka shook her head. "No, not the way you mean it." A small version of the guardian logs appeared in front of her, and she held out her hand so it floated down into her palm. "I know how you feel about weapons, but mine can't be lost, or taken from me. Still, maybe I rely on them to much." Ayeka banished the small log, and turned to look at Ranma. "Would you like to teach me?" Ranma looked surprised, but then she smiled. "Think you got what it takes? It ain't exactly easy." "There is only one way to find out, but that can wait, right now we need to discuss other matters." "Yeah, Shampoo. Where the hell is she?" "No, not Shampoo, you, and what you are going to wear tomorrow." "What?" Ranma looked at Ayeka, a puzzled expression on her face at this abrupt change of topic. Ayeka returned the look with a much more calculated one, running her eyes up and down Ranma's current outfit, which consisted of a pair of black pants held together more by prayer than fabric, and the shirt Tenchi had given her earlier. "You have not been gentle on your clothing. From what I saw of your wardrobe, you have next to nothing to wear." "This ain't the time to be talking about clothes." Ranma objected. "Perhaps you are right, you can wear some of mine until we can get you some of your own." Forgetting she didn't want to talk about clothes, Ranma objected to this. "I can't wear your clothes. They're girls' clothes." "Why, you know, I do think you are right." Ayeka smiled at Ranma, and then looked away, a gentle smile on her face. Ranma, flushed slightly, and said. "All, right, so maybe that was a dumb thing to say, but I still can't wear your clothes." "You already have." Ranma looked puzzled for a second, but then went cherry red, and sputtered a protest. "That was different, I had to wear those, boxers wouldn't hold the pad in place." Ranma's voice had dropped to a whisper, and she looked over to where Tenchi had joined Sasami and Katsuhito. "Don't say things like that out loud." She hissed at Ayeka. "And when the next time comes that you don't have a choice?" Ayeka questioned, lowering her voice a little. Ranma suddenly looked sick. "You mean this body is going to do more weird things?" "No of course not." Ayeka replied. "It won't do one single weird thing." Ranma heaved a sigh of relief, but her relief was short lived. "Everything it does will be perfectly natural; for a woman." Ranma looked shocked, but then she whispered furiously to Ayeka. "I ain't a woman. I'm a guy." "No! You are not!" Ayeka said in a fierce tone of voice. Ranma looked at her in shock, she was sure Ayeka had accepted the truth about her. As if reading her mind, Ayeka continued. "You may once have been a boy. I don't know, and it does not matter. Right now you are a young woman, and we have no idea of when that might change, or if it ever will." "So, am I suppose to dress up in frilly clothes, and flutter my eyelids at all the pervert boys." Ranma retorted in an angry voice. "Does Ryouko dress frilly? Do I flutter my eyes? Being a woman is much more than how you dress or how you behave. If you wish to continue to dress as you have, we will somehow acquire clothes for you. Maybe Tenchi has some clothes from when he was younger we can alter to fit you. I don't care if you act like a girl." Ayeka lied, "but you must accept that at this time you are a girl. There is so much you do not know." Ayeka looked over at where the others were sitting. "Please, all that I ask is that you let me try and teach you to understand your own body. Isn't that what marital arts is all about?" Ranma looked at her wide eyed, her first impulse, to hotly deny Ayeka's words died in her throat. She looked away from Ayeka's eyes, so like the ones she'd seen in the mirror every day since that day in China. A visible reminder of the relationship between her and the princess. "Alright, but only stuff about my body. I ain't putting stuff on my face or kissing boys or nothing like that." Ayeka smiled. Ranma had left a great deal open in her statement. The proper clothing for instance was an important part of looking after her body. She once again felt a sense of anticipation when she thought of the package Tenchi's father was picking up for her. "That will be fine," she said to Ranma, who looked at her with an expression of doubt on her face. There was something about the way Ayeka was smiling at her that made her feel very nervous. "Ranma, Ranma-neechan!" Ranma looked across the room to see both Tenchi and Sasami gesturing at Ayeka and her, wildly, pointing at the TV set. "It's her, the girl, Shampoo!" Tenchi yelled across at Ranma. "What?" Ranma yelled, sprinting across the room to stand in front of the TV. Sure enough, there in grainy black and white was Shampoo. She was holding a familiar sword under the chin of a weasely looking man. He did not seem to find the fact the sword was missing about ten inches from its tip very reassuring, if the sweat on his face was any indication. Ranma listened to what the news reader was saying. "The pilot of the small hijacked plane was known to police. Unconfirmed sources inform us he was being investigated for flying contraband into China. Speculation is that it might be a rival gang involved in the highjacking. As of yet, the woman in the security video has not been identified." The news reader went on to another story, and Ranma turned to look at the others, a look of frustration on her face. "What the hell was that all about?" Tenchi hurried to fill in the blanks. "A small plane and its pilot were hijacked from an airport near here. They caught the hijacker on video tape. It was Shampoo wasn't it?" "Sure, but what the hell is she up to." "Going back to China." Everyone turned to look at Katsuhito. "What do you mean?" Ranma asked. "You heard the story. The pilot is suspected of flying illegally into China. Amazon's might appear reckless, but they are born and bred to be fighters, and a good fighter always knows where the back door is. My guess is that plane and pilot were Shampoo's back door in case it was needed." "No way." Ranma murmured in a faint voice. She looked as if one of the main pillars of her world view had been knocked out from under her. "Shampoo ran away?" ******************************************************* *********************** "Ryouko? Yo, Ryouko, you up here?" Ranma called out while standing on the roof in a defensive crouch. She didn't trust the mummy not to try something perverted. Frankly, she would have just as soon let her stay up here all night, but Tenchi had asked her. Trying to watch both ways at once, Ranma worked her way down the roof peak, trying to pick out Ryouko's form in the darkness. "Where is she?" Ranma muttered to herself. A familiar sound reached her ears, and she gave a grimace of disgust. Looking around the chimney, she saw that sure enough, Ryouko was fast asleep. She was laying along the peak of the roof. Her head propped up on hand, her elbow resting on the roof. "Shit, and she had the nerve to bad mouth Kamidake and Asaka." Ranma said. "I bet she went out five minutes after coming up here. She's as lazy as Pop. Well, if she likes sleeping up here so much, I'll just let her catch her beauty sleep. Lord knows she needs it." Ranma watched Ryouko carefully, and the sleeping girl did not even twitch. "Hmph, guess she really is out of it." Ranma turned to leave, but a sudden thought caused her to turn back around. She eyed the arm Ryouko was holding her head up with. A speculative gleam filled her eyes, and she drew back her foot. ******************************************************* *********************** Tenchi heard a sudden loud bumping, and looked up toward the ceiling where the noise seemed to be coming from. His head moved as his ears followed the noise as it progressed down the roof toward the back of the house. Just at the point where whatever was making the noise reached the edge of the roof, there was a yell in an all together too familiar voice, and then, a loud crashing sound as something, or someone, and Tenchi had a very good idea who, crashed into the bushes that lined the back of the house. A laugh behind him caused him to turn around to see Ranma walking into the house. A cat-eating-the-canary smile on her face. "What happened? What was that noise?" Tenchi asked, dreading the answer. "Oh Ryouko fell asleep on watch, and when I woke her up, she lost her balance." Tenchi grimaced, he really wished Ranma wouldn't aggravate Ryouko. He opened his mouth to say this, when Ranma put her hands behind her back and stretched. "Man, it's been a long day," she said. "I'm about ready to catch some sleep. Yo? Tenchi? What's wrong with you?" "Nothing." Tenchi mumbled, his back turned toward Ranma, and his hand holding his nose. Ranma was still wearing his shirt, and the buttons really did not hold the front together that well, as her stretch had proven very graphically. "Ranma!" Ayeka said in an annoyed tone from across the room. "You really should be more careful. Tenchi-sama may be your iinazuke, but you should behave more modestly around him." "Huu," Ranma grunted, then looked down at her exposed front. "Oh, sorry," she said with a shrug, which did interesting things to her upper body. Fortunately for Tenchi, his back was still turned toward her. "Meow" Ranma stiffened, a shudder running through her body. Then, she visibly forced herself to relax. "Man kid," she said. "I'll sure be glad when you grow out of that body." Ranma turned, a strained smile on her face. The smile vanished as she saw not the expected cabbit, but a small black cat with a bell around her neck. "C...c...c...cat!" Ranma shrieked. Tenchi turned around at the first stuttered c, and was just in time to catch Ranma, as she jumped into his arms, and wrapped her arms around his head in a panic. Tenchi resisted for a minute, then he keeled over, a strange expression on his face. Having lost that refuge, Ranma raced from the room, the black cat in full pursuit. ******************************************************* *********************** Noboyuki Masaki was feeling more than a little weary, and a bit lonely. It had been a long day, and doing the commute home alone was strange. He had gotten use to Genma's company, and was surprised to find himself missing it. "Oh well," he told himself, "you're just going to have to get use to going to work by yourself again." He shifted the large, brown-paper bag he was carrying in one hand, to the other hand, and kept putting one foot in front of the other. Noboyuki, crested the last hill, and stopped at the top of the ridge as he usually did to look out over the valley that was the new site of his home. It was, as always, a beautiful sight. The stars and moon overhead reflected of the symmetrical lake in front of the house, and the combined light reflected off his home, giving the whole setting a fairy tale quality. Not inappropriate considering his house guests. He suddenly frowned as he noticed something was wrong with the familiar picture. The house was not quite right. From this distance, in the dim light from the night sky, he could not quite make out what was wrong, but something was most definitely unusual. He stepped out on the path, and all trace of lethargy vanished as he hurried toward home. Noboyuki pulled up, and stared in shock at the house. It looked . . . melted. As if the lower walls had not been able to fully support the upper half, and it had slumped down on itself. Eyes glazed, he shuffled toward the house. As he got closer, he could see that the remains of the lower walls scattered all around the remaining bits of the house, they looked like so much wood shavings. Only the few scattered bits and pieces that still retained their shape gave away what they had once been. Noboyuki reached the outside wall, and stood staring at the window in front of him, the window that used to grace one of the upstairs rooms, and which now graced the same room, but on a slightly lower level. "My house." Noboyuki almost whimpered. Leaning forward, he stuck his head in through the window, and surveyed the room on the other side. The look of shock on his face disappeared, to be replaced by another look of shock, but this one of the utmost pleasure. Looking up at the stars, he murmured in a voice filled with barely restrained glee. "Oh my darling, if you could only see your son now." Tears ran down his face, as he tried to figure out where his video camera was in the newly remodeled house. A few minutes later, Noboyuki was looking through the viewfinder at the scene that had made him forget totally the destruction of his house. There was Tenchi, laying on a futon. Beside him, her head resting on his chest, was the cyan-haired girl Ryouko. On a futon next to Tenchi, lay the Princess, Ayeka, her sister Sasami cuddled up against her. Best of all however, was the last female guest. Between Ayeka and Tenchi, the form of Ranma was curled up, her head laying on Tenchi's chest, inches from Ryouko's, some sort of stuffed animal cradled in her arms. And just to make Noboyuki's life complete, all Ranma seemed to be wearing was one of Tenchi's shirts, which had a very shredded quality to it. "What a man. You would be so proud of him if you could see him now dear," Noboyuki blubbered. Then, he got down to the serious business of recording his son's manliness for posterity. Somewhere in the rubble, the TV set, which had miraculously survived the house's destruction, droned on. It went unheard by the sleeping people, and ignored by Nobuyuki, who had far more important matters on his mind. "Hey panda fans, this just in, our mysterious wanderer has made a reappearance after going missing for two weeks. He was seen in the Nerima ward just hours ago. No sign of his cute sidekick however. Sorry boys." Well, that wraps up another chapter of TARTF. Sorry I've been so long. Real life sort of stomped on my free time. If you enjoyed this story, be sure to catch, Ryouga Hibiki, Lost is Space. The companion story to this. It can be found at most of the nice people's sites that carry TARTF. As always, comments or death threats accepted gladly, Comments being the more welcome. Your remarks matter. If you dislike something, or would like to see something happen, let me know. I can't promise I'll use your idea, but it will go into the mess that is my mind, and who knows what might come out. Many thanks to my various pre-readers, who gentle ways with the cattle prods keep me motivated. And a special thanks to Wade Tritschler. If it were not for him, it is very unlikely I would be able to write with even as little ability as I do. So now you know who to blame.^_^ Please check out Wade's home page at He has some very good stories there. And last, I'd like to thank all the people who took the time to write, and kick me in the ass. Without your encouragement, this would not have been out even this fast. Next Chapter: A bit of a departure. We leave Ranma and the gang, and snoop into what Nodoka, and her two tag along are up to. Join us for.Three girls? Take a trip. Then, another chapter of Ryouga Hibiki, Lost in Space, will be winging its way toward you. Ryouga, Lost in the land with no stars. And then, finally we will be rejoining Tenchi and Ranma, and all the gang as they head out for a nice relaxing, low key, visit to the hot spring, and Ranma gets a new wardrobe. T.H. 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