From: John C. [ryutsurugi@yahoo.com] Sent: Saturday, March 24, 2001 15:06 To: cognjo@midsouth.rr.com Subject: Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu Chapter 16 Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu or Ranmas Cousin Iori (------) Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma =. That is property of Rumiko Takahashi. I do not own The King of Fighters, that is property of SNK. I do however suggest you look up information on these two properties. You wont be disappointed. (------) Note: This takes place after the Ranma = manga and during the King of Fighters 98. (------) Ranma the Tenth Hakkeshu Chapter 16: Anything Goes Team Vs. New Face Team Ah Paris. The City of Lights Or, for Rugals purposes The City of Fights. After Porting the Black Noah at Normandy, A bunch of large tour buses with the King of Fighters logos on its sides park up. The fighters get on to a few of them, the camera crew gets on another, and Rugal gets into a stretch limo with Mature and Vice in tow. After getting set up in front of the Eiffel Tower, Rugal gives Chizuru the microphone. Its Chizurus turn to be the announcer. Chizuru: Welcome to Day Two of The King of Fighters 1998 Tournament! (A bunch of French fans in the audience give her applause). To recap on yesterday. The Boss Team defeated the Mid-Age Team, the Lots of Spirit Team beat the Korea Team, and Kodachi Kuno defeated Duck King, Gambling King, Azusa Shiratori, and Big Bear Billy. Genma: It wasnt fair! Soun: Quiet Saotome! You want Geese to hurt us again? Chizuru (Ignores the two): Todays fights are sponsored by Chicken King. Have it fried your way. Micro-hard. Future of technology Today. And SNK. The future is now. Rugal: You are such a corporate tool Chizuru! Chizuru: Shut up Rugal. Rugal sticks out his tongue at Chizuru. Chizuru sticks out her tongue at Rugal. The two do this for about four minutes. Iori (Sarcastic): Im glad this argument is being conducted on a mature, adult level Chizuru (Bushes): Anyway, the first fight of the day, Fatal Fury Team Vs. Ninja Team. Ready FIGHT! (------) Terry faces of against the first fighter for the Ninja Team. Sasuke Sasuke: You think you can beat a faithful servant to the noble house of Kuno? Terry: Yeah. I do. Sasuke: Foolish gaijin! Terry (Mad): Gaijin!? What the hell you talking about, this isnt Japan. Youre a foreigner her just as much as I am! Sasuke: Ha! Take This! House of Kuno Special Attack Number 9. Ninja Star Boomerang. Throws Ninja stars at Terry that return like boomerangs. They miss him by three feet. One comes back and cut through Sasukes belt. Sasuke: Ah! (Pulls up pants). Terry: You done? Sasuke: NO! House of Kuno Special Attack Number 25. Destructive Katana! Sasuke charges at Terry with a wide katana Unfortunately, the katana explodes before he strikes at Terry. Sasuke (Charred): That wasnt supposed to happen until I struck at the infidel (Faints). Terry (Confused):  Oooooookay The next fighter comes up to Terry. Konatsu: You fought him well Mr. Bogard. Terry: But I didnt even land a punch! How do you call that fighting well? Konatsu: You used your opponents attacks against himself. I will not fall for the same tricks though. Terry: Fine by me. BURN KNUCKLE! (Terry goes flying forward, fist first). Konatsu: What THE? ! (Terrys fist connects with Konatsus face). No fair (Konatsu passes out). Terry: That was easy Eiji: Well Bogard. I will NOT be so easy for you. Terry (Smiles): Finally. A real fight. Andy: Dont take too long. Mai wanted to go shopping. Mai: YEAH! Terry (Chuckles to himself): All right. I wont than. Eiji: Do not underestimate me Bogard. As the sun rises in the east and sets in the west (INSERT TEN MINUTE SPEECH ABOUT HOW NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, EIJI IS THE TRUE WINNER) I shall over come you! (Notices Terrys asleep and is snoring. So are a lot of the other fighters). HEY! WAKE UP BOGARD!!! Terry (Snot bubble pops, awakens): WHA Oh You done? Ranma: THIS GUY RANTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS KUNO! Kuno: He is a true warrior of the art (Ranma. Leona, and Iori face-fault upon hearing this). Eiji (Ignoring the Anything Goes Team): Bogard, PREPARE TO DIE!!! Terry: Whatever POWER DUNK!!! (Terry knees Eiji in the chest, Eiji goes flying for a bit, and Terry smashes him back into the ground). Eiji: Ow (Faints). Chizuru: Fatal Fury Team WINS! Terry: OKAY! (------) Chizuru: Next Fight. China Team Vs. Womens Team. Ready FIGHT! King Faces off against Sie Kensou. Sie: Mmmmm. Pork buns (Wolfs down a pork bun he held in his hand). King: Ready to lose? Sie: Nope. I never King: VENOM STRIKE! (Does a roundhouse kick that shoots out green ki). Sie (Dodges attack): HA! You missed! King: SURPRISE ROSE! Does a whole bunch of roundhouse kicks in the air. Kensou steps back and avoids them all. Sie: You done yet? King (Smiles): Heck no! DOUBLE STRIKE! (Does two Venom Strikes in a row). Sie (Avoids first attack): I said that wouldnt ! The second attack impacts with Kensous head. The Chinese boy passes out. King: I ROCK! Shampoo: Well, you beat Kensou, but you no beat Shampoo! King: Watch me! The two start to circle each other. Looking for weaknesses in the others stance. Shampoo than charges at King with her bonbori. King dodges and gets a good kick to Shampoos side. Shampoo: You good But Shampoo BETTER! King: Dont write a check, your skills cant bounce! Shampoo charges at King again. Expecting this, king unleashes one of her favorite moves on Shampoo. Shampoo: DIE! King: TRAP SHOT! King does a back flip; it connects to Shampoo and launches her into the air. As Shampoo falls back to earth, King than Kicks Shampoo with incredible speed. Shampoo falls beaten. King: I win again! Shampoo gets up and walks over to King. King: Hey, I beat you. Accept the facts. Shampoo (Smiles): Shampoo do. Shampoo hope you can. Wo do Airen (Kisses King full on the lips). Mai: AAAAAHHH! Shampoos a switch hitter! Kasumi Todoh: Eww Ranma: Oh no Leona: Whats wrong? Ranma: Youll see King: ACK! What did you kiss me for? Cologne bounces upon her staff, up next to King. Cologne: That is simple. Chinese Amazon Law dictates that when an outsider male beats a female Chinese Amazon, she must give him the Kiss of Marriage, and he must marry her. King: I dont understand. Im a woman. Shampoo: Aiya! You mean you no man, but is woman? Ryo: Heres to THAT! Yuri (Bonks Ryo on the head): Shut up bro! Cologne: That is bad. Amazon Law dictates that if an outsider female beats a female Chinese Amazon, than she must give her the Kiss of Death and kill her quickly. King (Eyes bulge): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!? Cologne: But She gave you the Kiss of Marriage first, canceling out the ability for her to give you Kiss of Death King: Great! Cologne: BUT! King (Fearful): But Cologne: That means the Kiss of Marriage is in affect so Shampoo: Shampoo marry handsome King! King: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! King runs off into Paris, followed closely by Shampoo Shampoo: Come back to Shampoo, Shampoos King! King: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY ME! Everyone else just stares at the fading view of Shampoo and King on the Horizon. Everyone:  Rugal: I call that one a draw Chizuru: Anyway, next fighters! Mai: I shall beat you Athena! Athena: Not likely Kunoichi of Love! Psycho Ball! (She shoots a ball of psychic energy). Mai (Dodges ball): Miss me! DEADLY NINJA BEES! (She rolls forward and contacts her elbow into Athenas Ribcage). Athena (Staggers): No fair! Mai: All is fair in love and war. And Lucky me! Im both! A whirring sound is heard coming from the sky. Mai: Whats that? Happosai, Chin, & Jubei (Falling from sky): BABY! Mai: NO! NOT AGAIN! Mai tries to run, but too late. The three perverts latch themselves onto Mai. Chizuru: This is a foul! Rugal: Nope. (Smiles evilly). Ill allow it. Mai (Running around, arms waving frantically): GET EM OFF, GET EM OFF, GET THESE OLD PERVERTED MASTERS OFFA ME PLEASE!!! Ranma: Mouko Takabisha no Orochi! (Ranma uses his Orochi enhanced Mouko Takabisha on the perverts). Happosai: No fair! Jubei: Why do you destroy old mens dreams? Chin: Hey, theres my old pupil Athena! Happosai, Chin & Jubei (Lunge at Athena): BABY!!! Athena: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET EM OFF, GET EM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!! Athena Runs off into the sunset with the perverts latched onto her. Sie gets up from an unconscious state and quickly follows. Chizuru:  Womens Team WINS! Mai: Great! Now come on Andy. Lets go Shopping! (------) Chizuru: Next and final fight of the day. Anything Goes Team Vs. New Face Team. Yashiro: Come on Saotome! I want to face YOU! Ranma: Is that a direct challenge? Yashiro: YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS! Ranma: Okay than. But you should be more careful when you make a challenge. You dont seem to know what youre up against Ranma and Yashiro start circling each other, looking for an opportunity to strike. Yashiro puts the first move into motion. Yashiro: DIE! His punch misses Ranma and Ranma retaliates by kicking Yashiro in thee back of the head. Yashiro doesnt seem to mind Yashiro: You know That itches Ranma (Surprised): What the!? Yashiro (Grins evilly): Surprised? I am one of the Four Heavenly Kings (In a voice loud enough so no one but Ranma hears). Tenth Hakkeshu Ranma goes into the defensive hearing this. He should have checked their auras for a trace of Orochi power. Than he realizes, he already did. This team is the same group that was in Yoyogi-koen Park fighting Iori. Ranma than faces Yashiro with a question. Ranma: I have just one question Yashiro (Smiles): What is it? Ranma: What does CYS stand for? (Yashiro, Shermie, and Chris do a collective face-fault upon hearing this). Yashiro (Angry, screams): IT STANDS FOR CHRIS, YASHIRO, AND SHERMIE YOU DOLT!!! Ranma: SHAKUNESTU AMAGURIKEN!!! (Ranma punches with great speed while his hands are covered in Magatama no Orochi). Yashiro, being distracted by his anger, takes the force of the Blazing Chestnut Fist. He doesnt last long and passes out. Shermie: Hmm Not bad Looks like I get to fight you next. Ranma: I guess Shermie: Dont worry. Ill go easy on you. I think youre cute! Ranma (Afraid): Oh no (Looks behind himself). Leona (Furious, aura is glowing a shimmering violet): WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY RANCHAN!? (Iori takes a couple of steps back from her, hes not stupid). Shermie: Oh CRAP! Before Shermie can react further, Leona is all over her like white on rice. Leona: KATCHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN! Leona using the Chestnut fist on Shermie. Shermie stands broken and bloodied after Leonas assault on her. Shermie falls to the ground unconscious. Chizuru: No way that was inter (Rugal places his left hand on Chizurus mouth). Rugal (Smiles): Ill allow it! Chizuru (Gets Rugals hand off her mouth): Are you NUTS!? Rugal: No. Just giving the people what they want. Ranma: Uh Leona Leona: Yes Ranma? Ranma: What did you mean when you called me, your Ranchan? Leona (Blushes): Well Uh Eh heh heh (Rubs back of her head with her right hand). Ranma: Its okay Lechan. But you shouldnt interfere with a fight. Leona: Yes. Sorry about that Ranchan. Chris: HELLO! IM STILL HERE YOU KNOW! Iori: Shut up you little brat Chris: You meanie! (Kicks Iori in the shin and runs away). I give up. Fighting you is no fun at all! Iori: That little BRAT! HE KICKED ME! DRUNKEN GRAIL GASHER!!! (Iori sends a huge blast of powered up Dark Thrust at Chris. It hits him dead on). Chris (Charred): Meanie (Passes out). Iori: NO ONE PISSES OFF IORI YAGAMI AND LIVES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! Ranma: Whoa! Iori, get a grip! Iori:  Sorry. I couldnt help myself. Chizuru: Anything Goes Team WINS! The Anything Goes Team Gets a huge amount of applause for actually giving the audience a good fight. Kyo: Hey! How come they arent cheering ME? Benimaru: Because we didnt fight today. We werent in any of the fights so far. Kyo: No fair, no fair, NO FAIR! Goro: Please stop acting like a child Kyo. Its embarrassing. Chizuru: Thats it for today. Tune in next time as we take the battles to London, England. Old Pervert Team Vs. Dojo Destroyer, Togenkyo Team Vs. Special Team, and Ms. Hinako Vs. The Art of Fighting Team. Athena (Comes running across background): GET EM OFF, GET EM OFFA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Happosai, Chin & Jubei): BABY! King (Running across background the other way): GET AWAY FROM ME DAMN IT! Shampoo: King, is you Shampoo love! King: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Chizuru (Sweat drops): Um Minor technical difficulty? (Put her let hand on the back of her head). Eh heh heh (------) End Chapter 16 Next Time: Its high trouble on the high seas when a horrible storm around Englands cost leaves them stuck at sea for another day. And Ranma gets turned into a girl and he starts to fight Iori like that. How will most of the fighters that dont know of Ranmas curse take to the new girl on board? Send you questions and comments to either RedPriest17@aol.com or Ryutsurugi@yahoo.com. Note: Flames will be read and than used to fuel the Orochi fire. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/