A New Love, A New Life

			Written By Leonardo B. Castro

	Carelessness and mistreatment to one’s love may turn that love 
away. Love is meant to be cherished not abused, once a heart is broken it 
yearns for companionship.
	Never hurt your love, or you may find your love seeking another’s 
embrace.

- Quote from Lady Mika of House of Hearts on Jurai –

Story

“RANMA NO BAKA.” A raven hair girl screamed as she slammed 
her mallet upward into the chin of a short redheaded girl.
“WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTT DDDDDDDIIIIIIDDDDDDD III 
DDOOOO NNNNNNNOOOOWWWWWWWWW?” The girl screamed 
as she sail across Nerima courtesy of Akane Air Inc.
Akane had no real reason to hit Ranma. She was just angry about 
this morning when Kuno tried to glomp her but accidentally tripped a 
slammed into the wall. In all his frailing about he managed to touch her 
breasts.
Kuno to took a trip a trip on Akane Air and land in a shrine in 
Okayama. Needless to say, Kuno will never trust a 12-year-old like mad 
scientist again.
But Akane was still angry and when she saw Ranma, she just 
attacked him. She cared about Ranma, even though she wouldn’t admit it, 
but she need hit something. This was Ranma, he’ll probably come back, 
right.
She didn’t know how wrong she was.

Ranma landed headfirst onto someone’s head, the head of one 
Ryoga Hibiki to be exact.
Both people were knocked out. When they woke up again, they 
couldn’t remember anything.
“Who are you?” The redhead asked with a hint of fear in her voice. 
Who was he, and who am I? She wondered. “I don’t know.” The fanged 
boy replied as she shot a questionable look at her. The redhead let out a 
sigh of relief. He didn’t know what going on and maybe that he could help 
her. He was also very cute. “Well, that make two of us.” The redhead 
added.
“I guess we’ll have to make up names for ourselves until we find out 
our names.” The redhead said hoping this would turn out right. “Okay, 
that sound good. I’ll be, Ryoga.” The fanged boy said with a little bit of 
trust showing on his face.
“Then I’ll be, Ranko.” The redhead said smirk. “The Wild Child 
huh. Hmm. For some reason, that name seems to fit you.” Ryoga 
complemented.
“Thank Ryoga.” She said blushing. “You’re welcome, Ranko.” 
Ryoga said smiling at her. Ranko blush deepen a few shades as looked at 
the other direction and hoping she wouldn’t embarrass herself.
Then walked off together in a random direction with Ryoga leading 
the way. Three minutes later Ranko started to wonder how she got from a 
warm city to a snow covered field.
Ryoga wrap his arms around the shivering Ranko. Ranko looked 
very cold while the snow hardly bothered him. It was as if he walked into 
snow covered areas just wearing what he wearing now all the time.
That when then saw a house at the base stairs that led up the 
mountain to a shrine on the top. Then they saw a black hair boy in a 
brown shirt and blue pants. He had short hair that that sported a small 
ponytail.
“What are you people doing here, out in the cold.” He asked. “We’ve 
seemed to be lost. Can you tell us where we are.” Ryoga asked. Ranko tried 
to say something but her chattering teeth prevented her from voicing 
herself.
“You’re at the Masaki Shrine. My name is Tenchi. And you are?” 
The boy asked. Tenchi seemed nice, and eager to help.
Tenchi led them to the house and then, Ranko and Ryoga life will 
forever change, and they’ll never get back to the way it once was.

Tenchi, Washu who was working on her transparent computer, 
Ayeka who was drink some cold fruit juice, Ryoko, Ranko and Ryoga 
were sitting in the living room of the Masaki home when Mihoshi walked 
in with two steaming bowls of warm chicken soup for the two worn 
travelers.
 She tripped and a bowl landed on Washu’s hands and caused the 
mad scientist to gasp in pain. Washu reflex to this was also to hit several 
keys that caused her computer to break down and several items to explode 
and change the television into a tree and Tenchi turned into a child.
But everyone was looking at what happen to Ranko when the 
second bowl spilled on her. She turned into a boy. This caused Ayeka to 
spit her juice out and it hit Ryoga and turned him into a piglet.
“MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII,” Washu screamed out loud. She’ll turned Tenchi back 
to the right age, Ranko back into a full time girl, and Ryoga into a full 
time human as soon as she could fix the computer.
She went back to her lab to see what else transformed. Mihoshi was 
too busy apology to notice that Tenchi had fainted. Ryoko was trying to 
wake Tenchi while Ayeka got rid of her fruit juice in fear of it changing 
anyone else.

Four months later…

Akane wept into her pillow. The morning battle has started up 
again. Ranma was presumed dead. Shampoo, Ukyo, and Cologne have 
join forces to kill her. P-chan has disappeared.
Her father and Mr. Saotome blamed her for Ranma disappearance 
and moved the engagement to Nabiki. Nabiki is blaming her for her new 
engagement to Ranma.
Kasumi now seemed distance and sad, just like when mother pass 
away. Her father cries, believing that Ranma might be dead.
Kuno spouting some nonsense about defeating the Sorcerer Saotome 
and is calling himself the Mage Slayer and the only man who battled with 
the Devil Washu and lived. The only good thing to happen was that 
Kodachi hadn’t bother her about Ranma because Kodachi was chasing 
after some other sap named Keiichi.
Akane on the other hand felt like she was dying. Her heart ached as 
if it was ripped out. In a way, it was ripped out. Through her anger and 
mistrust, Ranma was lost to her forever. Now Ranma was gone. She 
never felt so lonely before. Ranma, please come back, she wished. 
Unfortunately she was just getting that.

Ryoga was carrying Ranko into Tokyo, but was trying for the 
Masaki Shrine in Okayama. They were going into the Nerima Ward. 
Little did they know of the danger that lies within the Nerima Ward.

Akane was hitting her practice dummy when a familiar voice 
interrupted. “Excuse Miss, Do you know where Masaki Shrine is?” Ryoga 
asked.
Akane turn around to greet her friend when she fainted at the scene 
that fate had showed her. There, Ryoga was carrying a sleeping Ranma-
chan. The fact that Ranma was wearing female clothes was shocking. 
But the biggest surprise was the identical rings with a huge diamond that 
they were wearing on the wedding fingers.

Ryoga shook his as he looked down at Akane. What a weird girl, 
Ryoga thought. He felt Ranko shift while in his embrace. Her eyes 
fluttered open.
“Are we home yet. I promised Sasami and Ryo-ho-ki that I’ll cook a 
huge feast again.” Ranko said sleepily as she hopped out of Ryoga’s 
arms. She flipped in mid-air and landed on her feet.
“Nope, but this place seemed familiar to me. How about you.” 
Ryoga said as he looked at his surroundings. “Yeah. It make me feel 
weary of huge pandas and mallets.” Ranko said with a giggle. That must 
be the stupidest feeling she ever felt. What was going to attack her, huge 
mallet-wielding panda foaming at the mouth?

That when Genma panda saw Ranma. Finally that lazy boy back. 
And in weak woman clothes no less. Well, I just have to restart that 
stupid boy training and berate him dressing like a stupid girl and giving 
into the curse. I wonder what would happen if the Neko-Ken trainee was 
older than ten years old? Genma-panda pondered.
Well, first things first. Time to get Ranma out of those clothes.

“Look Ryoga dear. A panda.” Ranko said as a huge Panda 
appeared. Ryoga was shocked that an endangered animal was running 
wild in someone’s backyard.
He blinked when he saw then said panda trying to rip the clothes 
off Ranko while Ranko screamed for Ryoga’s assistance.
Ryoga fell out off his shock and pulled out a bokken from his pack 
and charged the panda.

“Help. Rape. A panda trying to molest me. Help me Ryoga.” Ranko 
screamed as she tried to force the panda off her while keeping her now 
tattered clothes on her body.
“PANDA WA HENTAI NO BAKA DESU,” was the war cry that 
Ryoga used as he slammed the bokken on top of Genma-panda’s head. 
Genma-panda slumped down and suck dirt after Ryoga defeated 
him. Ranko added a few kicks to the head to Genma-panda’s head to 
assure herself that the perverted panda will not make an attempt any time 
soon.
“Um Ryoga is it just me or is this place seem weird to you.” Ranko 
asked her husband. “Yeah, pervert panda, swooning women, and a seemly 
quiet city. I feel like that we just walked into a second rate anime hentai 
movie.” Ryoga said.
“Let get out of here before the multi – tentacles demon monster 
shows up okay.” Ranko said. “Don’t worry. Those thing don’t exist.” 
Ryoga said. They exited the house to see a laughing little old man 
Happosai chased by Taro in cursed form.
“You,” She turn to look at Ryoga, “were saying.” Ryoga on his part 
looked sheepish.

To Be Continued…

God, I don’t believe I write this junk. Why I accepted Mika’s request 
for a Ranko and Ryoga pairing in Tenchi/Ranma fanfiction is beyond 
me. I hope you readers enjoy. Updates will come slower than usual.


Praise me or burn me…but at least tell me what on your mind. 
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