(Heero) "Shut up, Duo! I'm watching the Teletubies."
(Heero) "Keep on talking, Duo. What your saying is so interesting."
(Heero) "Trowa, can I borrow your clown pants?"
(Quatre) "Shit! Damn! Hell! Fuck! I'm gonna have a cup of tea and go to bed!"
(Duo) "The name Shinigami is really stupid."
(Wufei) "My name is Wuffie and I like bunnies!"
(Quatre) "*Clears throat* I believe that's my copy of Cosmo-girl magazine that you're reading."
(Heero) "Stop it or I will destroy you with my disfigured barney doll!"
(Heero) *singing* "Cardcaptors, a mystic adventure! Cardcaptors, a quest for time!"
(Quatre) "Let's go to the park and pick flowers! Pretty, pretty flowers! Pretty, pretty flowers!"
(Trowa) "I'm so cheerful today! I'll go pick flowers with Quatre! Pretty, pretty flowers!"
(Wufei) "Screw justice, let's all go to the kitty-kat club."
(Wufei) "Oh, Sally! Have you seen my shirt? The sparkly spandex one with the happy face on it!?"
(Quatre) "Oohhh! An All My Children super-marathon!"
(Wufei) *in a mental institution* "Mwa ha ha ha! I am Sailor Justice! And in the name of sexism, I shall punish you! Mwa ha ha ha!"
(Duo) "Black is so depressing. I should change my wordrobe to pink instead!"
(Duo) .................
(Heero) "Duo, what should I do with my hair today?"
(Wufei) "Women are superior! We must obey all women!"
(Quatre) "You're an asshole, Heero! Get the hell away from me!"
(Duo) "I've got the urge to herbal!"
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The next ones that you'll be reading were sent in by Serena. Thank you!!! ^_^
(Heero) "Relena, will you marry me?"
(Quatre) "Screw pacifism! I want some tea, and go out and party!"
(Duo) "Nice body, Heero."
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Now the next ones you're gonna read are sent in by Shaucker, Penguingirl, and Deathblossom. Thanx you guys!
(Wufei) "I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World..."
(Duo) "Heero, would I look sexy if I was in a Sailor Saturn outfit?"
(Wufei) "I feel sad I'm going to go watch reruns and eat some Haagen Daz.."
(Trowa) "Quatre do you wanna play Barbies with me? I promise you can be Ken this time!"
(Heero) "Force know my might release the light!" ::Other pilots stare at him:: (Heero) "What!? That's what I did when I was young! THEN I became a pilot!"
(Quatre) "Cartoon Network took Gundam Wing off Toonami. This makes Quatre MAD, and when Quatre's mad, people DIE!!!"
(Heero):: reading comic:: "Come on Sailor Moon your love and friendship will always defeat the powers of evil!"
(Heero) "Yes, I need 3 Mocha Lattes, 1 Tall Espresso, a Cappiccino with Rainbow sprinkles, 3 cheese danishes, and 2 Blueberry Scones... ::to himself:: God, I hate when they send me to starbucks..just because I'm the perfect Soldier and the leader!.."
(Wufei) "Damn fucking Zelda game, I can't get the Ocarina, and this stupid Farie keeps following me around!"
(Heero) ::Moving towards Relena:: "Hey there sugar ass!"
(Wufei) "OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Interior Decorating! Can I help?"
(Trowa) "For my birthday..,whenever that is, will you guys get me tickets to the taping of the Christopher Lowel Show?"
(Quatre) "Can I paint my Gundam Pink?"
(Heero) "Everyong it's time to..HUG HUG HUG!"
(Duo) "I'm going to be the pink Ranger for Holloween just to make Quatre jealous!"
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These ones were gave to me by DragonWings38
(Duo) "Hey Sex I mean Zechs how's Groin I mean Noin?"
(Heero) "Duo, how many times do I have to tell you to NOT eat my lego pieces?"
(Duo) "Hey Everyone! I Got A Takling Spoon In My Trix Cereal!"
(Trowa) "When I grow up, I wanna join a boy band. It'll be called Shut Up You Dirty Bastards!"
(Quatre) "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!"
(Wufei) "Nobody likes me! Everybody hates me! I'm gonna eat some worms!"
(Heero) "I have chess club today at school so I can't play baseball with you guys."
(Duo) "Let's play Kirby! I'll be Waddle Dee, Heero will be Kirby, Trowa, you can be that artist girl, Quatra, you can be that annoying fairy girl, and Wufei, you can be a rock. The rocks have the best part!"
(Trowa) "Once, in circus camp, I shoved my Flute up my...... Hey what the hell are you doing to me?"(Duo)"Not in front of the little ones ya perv!"
(Quatre) "For Halloween, I want to be princess from the powerpuff girls! She gets whatever she wants and has all the money she wants! Sounds like me sometimes!"
(Quatre) "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" (Trowa) "You're not african!"
(Wufei) "I should put my hair in pig-tails when I go celeb!"
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This one waz given by Toeben1
(Duo) "its ASS kissing time every one!"
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Aka angel 8 gave me these next ones. Thanx!
Heero: Hey guys at times like these we need a group hug! Alright everyone come over here!
Duo: gee....guys I just don't know what hair style I should wear today.....hmm. Hey Quatre, can ya help me out? I don't know if I should wear the Sailor Moon hair style...or maybe the Sailor Pluto style?
Quatre: Hmmm... Let me help you.Quatre: Guys...Can we be friends forever?
Wufei: I think I'll join the Sailor Moon fan club!
Duo: Oh man! I can't find my hair clip that matches with my outfit!!
Wufei: You all may now call me WuMan! It's my new code name.
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The next ones you'll see were given by WingFright and Amy J.
Heero: hail zeon (throws one arm in a fist in the air)
Duo : yaaaa whoop whoop right on right on ooooooopppppprrrrraaaaahhhh (oprah theme song)
Wufei: hahahaha I wufei lord of the thunder cats THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOO HAHAHA
Duo talking to wufei : THINK OF QUATRA PLUS TENCHI
Wufei: (screaming and shaking head) ahhhhhh MENTAL PICTURE MENTAL PICTURETrowa : go sakura you go girl
Heero: jerry jerry jerry
Quatra: MAKE 7 (turns around ) UP YOURS
Wufei : Quatra your cheating on me ? your so insensitive
Trowa: (singing) I GOT CHILLS THERE MULTIPLING AND I AM LOSING CONTROL CAUSE THE POWER YOUR SUPLING ITS ELECTRIFING
Quatre: YOU BETTER SHAPE UP CAUSE I NEED A MAN AND MY HEART IS SET ON YOU(singing)
Heero :(heero on sugar high) hahahahahaha I am wufei hahahaha I will eat you all injustice
Duo: ihhh ohhh ahhhhh hahahaha
heero to duo : dude weres my gundam
Duo: well I saw the back seat of it
heero: since when
Duo: ah ah ah
heero: say what you never been in my gundam
Duo: must have been wufei sorry your gundams in the shop remember
heero:oh ya sweet dudeWufei: oh great nataku
wufei: I am tring to quit but this pimp keeps following me
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Serena sent me in these next ones! Thanx! ^_~
(Duo)"Serena, how do you get your hair like that?
(Serena)Duo, I like you but, DON'T EVER ASK ME THAT AGAIN!!"(Heero) "Serena, may I borrow your sailor suite?"
(Relena) "Hey Heero, I just got some nude pictures of me! Do you want any?"
(Heero) "Sure baby, but only if you kiss me."(Heero) Hey guys, lets build Relena a Gundam!
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These next ones that yer about to read that are also really funny were given to me by Sailor Makoto Chan!
Heero: "I choose u Pikachu!"
Trowa: *singing* "I wanna be the very best like no one ever was to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause i will travel across the land searching far and wide for pokemon to understand the power thats inside. Pokemon oh it's u and me i know it's my destiny pokemon oh your my best friend in this world we must defend..."
Wufei: "Relena leave Heero and come away with me. I love you."
Quatre: "I hate tea! I prefer beer."
Quatre: *singing* "I'm sexy I'm cute I'm popular to boot I'm bitchen great hair the boys all love to stair I'm wanted I'm hot I'm everything your not I'm pretty I'm cool I dominate this school who am I just guess guys wanna touch my chest wooh I major I roar I swear I'm not a whore I cheer and I lead I act like I'm on speed you hate me cause I'm beautiful well I don't like u either" (song from Bring It On)
Wufei: "With the planet of Mars I am Sailor Mars!"
Trowa: "Oh My God! Digimon is on! Hikari is so hot!"
Duo: "No way! Yolei is hot!"
Heero: "Are you two fucked in the head we all know Mi Mi is hotter!"Duo: *says to Wufei* "Wuffimon thunderbolt attack!"
Trowa: "Quatre I hate you!"
Heero: "What does my tattoo say?"
Duo: "Dude, now what does mine say?"
Heero: "Sweet, now what does mine say?"
Duo: "Dude, what does mine say!?"
Heero: "Sweet! What does mine say!?"Trowa: "I think Heavyarms would look prettier with pink hearts!"
Duo:*dies his hair blue* "Now I can be smart like Amy on Sailor Moon!"
Heero:*dies his hair blonde* "Now i can be a star like Mina!"
Trowa:*dies his hair dark grren* "Now i can control time!"
Quatre: "I'm already a ditz like serena"____________________
The next ones were sent in by Heero: *finally about to kill the last part of Lybara* *singing* I will survive hey-ay!
Trowa: Wait! I got it now! My name is...Bob!
Heero: I wanna wear baggy pants!
Wufei: Treize!..... Will you go to the prom with me?
Heero: I can't find my clothes! army of sad fangirls: ^_^
Mobile doll: *flys around*
Trowa: Hold still dammit! I don't have good depth perception because of my hair!Trowa: Heavyarms is a stupid name. From now on, my Gundam shall be known as Bob!
*or*
Trowa: Heavyarms is a stupid name. From now on, my Gundam shall be known as Guns 'n shit!Quatre: Oh no! I ran out of swords to mateirilize out of nowhere!!
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I was told that these next ones weren't given by who I thought did. If these next ones are yours, tell me, please.
(Heero) "Duo, can you model for some more nude shots?"
(Quatre) "OOOOOO! Look they're having a Bluelight special at K Mart for women's underwear!"
!ATTENTION! I WAS GIVEN ANOTHER SET OF SCARY THINGS FOR THEM TO SAY! BUT...I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT! SO, IF YOU DON'T SEE YOURS UP, IT MIGHT'VE BEEN YOURS I DELETED! THE SCREEN NAME HAD SOMETHING LIKE "PIKA" IN IT. WHOEVER IT IS, I AM SO SORRY, AND PLEASE SEND THEM AGAIN!!
Got anything scarier? Send them to me and you might just find it in here!