*After Lina and Xelloss get married, Lina becomes prego. This is what she was like in her 9th month.*

Lina- *lying with Xelloss* Do you still love me? I mean I'm huge and fat....and pregnant.

Xelloss- Of course I do.

Lina- NO YOU DON'T! YOU NEVER DID! ALL YOU WANTED WAS A LITTLE FUN TIME!

Xelloss- Lina calm down. The doctor said you'd have mood swings.

Lina- MOON SWINGS MY A$$! YOU NEVER LOVED ME!

*Lina runs in to the bathroom and slams the door.*

Bang

*Amelia hears it and walks in. Amelia is Lina's home nurse, to help witht eh things Lina can't do at the moment.*

Amelia- A mood swing again? That's the third one today! Why did you ever fall for someone who has constant MAPS.

Xelloss- Maps?

Amelia- Mad At People Snydrome.

Xelloss- Because I LOVE HER!

*from inside the bathroom*

Lina- NO YOU DON'T! Xel dear, I have some news for you.

Xelloss- What is it? Another story about how I'm cheating on you which I'm not may I add!

Lina- No, my water broke.

Xelloss- AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO????

*a shocked Xelloss breaks down the door and grabs the suitcase. He jumps in the car and drives to the hospital, leaving Lina behind.*

*At the fourth red light.*

Xelloss- Wait I forgot something. Suitcase, money, Parenting for Demons. I FORGOT LINA!!!!!

*Xelloss relizes this and turns the car around and drives back to his house. By the time he gets there, Lina is coming out of the house using Amelia as a crutch.*

Xelloss- GET IN THE CAR!!! THE BABY'S COMING!!!! AHHHHH!!!

*Xelloss is panicing and Lina is the calm one.*

Lina- Xel, calm down. The contractions are to far a part for me to have the baby in the car.

Xelloss- *by this time driving like a hyper- teenager* WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. MY SON WILL NOT BE BORN IN A CAR!!!!

*Amelia is sitting in the back.*

Amelia- Uh oh. Mr. Xelloss sir. The cops are after you.

Xelloss- *A nervous reck* NOT THIS!

*Xelloss pulls over and Lina is doing her breathing exercises. The cop comes to the window.*

Zangulus- Do you know how fast you were going?

Xelloss- You see officer, that is a secret.

Zangulus- Do you think you are funny?

Xelloss- Well my wife, Lina Inverse, is going to have a baby meaning.....EITHER YOU KINDLY LET US GO OR YOU MIGHT NOT LIVE ANOTHER DAY!!

*After hearing the words Lina and baby in the same sentence, Zangulus is already in his car and seventy miles away. Xelloss finally gets to the hospital. The doctor confirms that Lina is going into Labor and she WILL be giving birth soon. Xelloss gets into the doctor uniforms and prepares for the birth.*

Zelgadis- Are you ready Xel. This may not be a pretty site...

Xelloss- I can deal with anything. *holding Lina's hand*

Amelia- Ready Miss Lina?

Lina- What?

Amelia- PUSH!

Lina- *while pushing* XELLOSS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!! I'LL TEACH YOU!!!!! THE PAIN I'M IN RIGHT NOW!!!

Xelloss- *Lina is squeezing his hand and it's going to lose any feeling in it soon* Come on dear. *high pitched voice* you know you'll love this kid.

Zelgadis- Xel, we're going to see some blood are you sure you'll be fine?

Xelloss- I killed people in the past Zel! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR!

Zelgadis- Alright.

*The baby comes out and Xelloss hits the floor. A hour or two later Xelloss is awaken in the waiting room.*

Amelia- Xelloss, how many kids did you think Lina would have?

Xelloss- Why do you ask?

Amelia- No reason, now come see your kid.

*Xelloss walks into Lina's room. Lina just gave birth and looks at Xelloss*

Lina- I love you. This is Xelloss jr. He looks a lot like you.

*Lina hands the baby to Xelloss*

Xelloss- *talking to the baby* My son.

Zelgadis- Now meet your three daughters and other son.

*Zel steps back to reveal four other babies. Amelia and Filia are holding them.*

Xelloss- Lina take him a moment. *hands the baby to Lina* Thank you.

*Xelloss hits the floor.*

The End, or is it? "Sore Wa Himitsu Desu......."