Hi everybody! First of all the fine print:
fine print: TM & copyright 1992, Naoko Takeuchi, Kodansha, and Toie Animations LTD. Japan. Sonic & NiGHTS SEGA Sonic Team. Well, I hope everyone got the basic idea. I do not own any of the characters and so forth. The Story is one big joke. I must have re-written this story 15 times so nothing is too vague. Anyway, if this story should offend anyone, I must say, “Get over it!” It’s just a story! Besides I like Sailor Moon just as much as anyone else, otherwise I wouldn’t have devoted my free time to writing this. Anyway, Have a nice day!
-STC
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Opening:
NiGHTS is our hero from Twin Seeds who just at this moment is asleep on the Tower of Twin Seeds. Though many aren’t sure of what NiGHTS is, he is a Nightmaren. The only one not yet under Wizeman’s control. He kind of has the appearance of a clown, but I guess he can’t entirely help it.
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Back to the show:
An evil dark shadow descends upon him, and he is transported from Twin Seeds to somewhere in Japan.
Next Scene:
See view of snowy mountains. It’s 10:00 PM at night at a cabin. Usagi and co. have a rude interruption during their sleep over party.
Usagi: oh, yeah, I’ve got a better story that will...
Mako-chan: What’s that?
Minako: What?
Ami: Poor clueless Minako...
Minako: Hey!
Ami: ...Is for horses and cows like you. Anyway, I heard that sound too.
Rei: Ditto.
Usagi & Minako: Let’s check it out.
Mako-chan: Anyone got a home-run bat?
Ami: There’s one over in the corner.
Mako-chan: Thanks.
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Next Scene:
All sneak up on NiGHTS. They see he’s been sleeping. Mako-chan pokes him with the tip of the bat. (SD face w/?) NiGHTS wakes up and they all scream at the same time. Mako-chan swings the bat into NiGHTS’ face and his face appears red. He yells at her before realizing he’s in an unfamiliar area. He then asks where he is.
Ami: You’re north-west of Tokyo in the Central Alps.
NiGHTS: Yay. Just where I always wanted to be.
Mako-chan: Where were you before.
NiGHTS: (lying) A magical place...
Minako: He’s evil, KILL HIM!
NiGHTS: No! I’m from Twin Seeds! Really! Please don’t kill me! *Oh, man*
Usagi: What are you?
NiGHTS: I’m a Nightmaren...
Rei: Aku Ryo Tai San!
NiGHTS: I’m...not...evil....
(evil dark shadow)
NiGHTS: (rips off ‘Post It Note’) Where am I now?
Usagi: We’re stranded in the middle of nowhere in our p.j.’s with a clown.
NiGHTS: I’m not a clown!
Ami: Shut up. You’re giving me a headache.
NiGHTS: Good. I want you to have a headache.
Ami: I’m losing my control.
Mako-chan: Whoa! That’s mad.
NiGHTS: Ha ha! (sticks tongue out)
Ami jumps to get him, but Minako intercepts: You’re gonna die! Get out of my way!
Usagi: This is more than embarrassing.
Rei: Yup.
Mako-chan: I can’t believe Ami finally lost it.
Rei: Did she ever have it?
Usagi: Let’s go see if there’s an ‘In ‘n Out’ around here.
All: Yeah!
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Next Scene:
Mysterious voice: Stop right there!
All turn-
Usagi: Who are you?
Sally Moon: I am Pretty Soldier Sally Moon! And you’re dead meat!
Usagi: No no no! That’s not how it goes! Moon Cosmic Power, MAKE UP! Ai to segino Se-ra fuku bishoujo senshi, Se-ra Mun! Tsuki ni kawatte OSHIOKYO!
Sally Moon: What was that?
Sailor Moon: I’m Sailor Moon, you grade A retard!
Sally Moon: No way!
Sailor Moon: Way! Look! I’m merchandisable! (Holds up UFO catcher doll)
Zonic enters the scene (from the Archie comic’s): All right; you go back to the lunar zone. The rest of you come with me. And, bring the clown with you.
NiGHTS: I’m not a clown!
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Next Scene:
All enter Knothole.
Sonic: Oh, great. It’s Zonic the Sideways Zone Cop.
Tails: And a clown!
NiGHTS: I’m not a clown.
Sailor Moon: Of course you are!
NiGHTS:(holding up a fist) Don’t push me.
Sailor Moon:(taken back) Ok! Don’t have a cow.
Jupiter: How did we all get here?
Zonic: Did you notice anything different about how you all got here?
All: No.
Zonic: Ok. I’ll try and figure it out. Until then, stay here and try not to abuse the clown, ok?
NiGHTS: I’M NOT A CLOWN!
Ami: I heard, I heard! Please don’t yell in my ear...
NiGHTS: Fine...
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Eggman enters and starts thrashing about.
Sonic: It’s Dr. Eggman!
Eggman: Ha ha ha! Now I’ve got you!
Sailor Moon: Stop right there!
Eggman: Who are you?
Sailor Moon: Ai to segino se-ra fuku bishoujo senshi, Se-ra Mun! Tsuki ni kawatte, OSHIOKYO!
Eggman: Nice. DIE!
Moon: No!
NiGHTS: Hey fat boy! Your target’s over here! (he does his drill attack and dives head first into Eggman’s metal ship) Now, I’ve got a headache...
Ami: This is rediculus. Shine Aqua Illusion.
Ami’s attack freezes all his robots and machines.
Eggman: I hate you blue freaks...
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Zonic in a computer room talking to himself.
Zonic: Your average freakish shadow... This is going no where. Who’s the flippn’ shadow?
(the gang is all playing Clue.)
Sonic: I think C. Mustard did it in the lounge with the knife.
(zonic enters)I have only one thing to say...
Usagi: I got it! Ms. Scarlet did it in the observatory with the rope! Yahoo, I win!
Zonic: Don’t you people care?!
Mako-chan: Yes, Usagi just beat everyone in Clue. Something must be wrong.
Zonic: NO! There’s an evil shadow guy after you!
Ami (partially eating a sandwich): Were you able to identify it?
Zonic: No... otherwise I would have given it a better name.
Ami: You could tell us the shape or something.
Zonic: SHUT UP!
Minako: How big was it?
Zonic: Pretty large. I don’t know how you missed it.
NiGHTS: My eyes were closed.
Mako-chan: And we were dealing with a killer clown.
NiGHTS: I’M NOT A CLOWN!
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Sinister evil guy appears... “ Ha ha ha! I’ve got you all where I want you.”
Reala: Do you think it will actually work?
Jackle: The Sailor Senshi aren’t really our enemy ya know?
Wizeman: They had some dealings with a being somewhat like ourselves before. They may pose a threat.
Jackle: Was that in season R?
Wizeman: Quiet you! (Authors notes: For those that do not know, Wizeman is the villain of NiGHTS, the one who created all the Nightmaren and is not too much like Sailor Moon’s wiseman. I was referring to the episode when that one guy was in Chibi Usa’s dream.)
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All of our heroes are in Zonic’s computer room, reviewing some tapes taken of them before they all ended up where they are.
NiGHTS: Stop it right there!
Zonic: Ok, what do you see?
NiGHTS: I see Wizeman. That’s his shape. He sent us here for some reason.
Ami: He most likely wants to kill us all, right?
NiGHTS: Genius!
Usagi: Why us?
Sonic: Because you guys had some experience with something like him before. You all may pose a threat.
Usagi: We did?
Rei: Yeah, remember season R?
Usagi: Oh, yeah!
Minako: So how do we get him?
NiGHTS: I think we may have to...
Reala: Hey NiGHTS! I have a present for you!
NiGHTS: I don’t want it. It’s probably something cheap from the drug store.
Reala: No, you idiot! Here’s Wizeman!
Zonic: Time to go. (slips out.)
Wizeman: Die!
Moon: No! Ai to segino se-ra fuku bishoujo senshi, Se-ra Mun! Tsuki ni kawatte, OSHIOKYO!
Wizeman: Don’t you ever get tired of saying the same thing over and over again?
Moon: Yes, but that’s beside the point. Let’s get him!
All charge and get shot back by Reala and Puffy.
Moon: Not again. I’M BLEEDING! (from the first SM ep.)
Mars: Fire Soul!
Mars’ fire soul rips through Puffy and all the other Maren. All that’s left standing is Wizeman. Wizeman seizes the chance to grab Sailor Moon while everyone is distracted.
Venus: Usagi-chan!
Jupiter: Let her go!
Wizeman: Why should I?
Jupiter: If you don’t I’ll kill you!
Wizeman: Not if I kill you first.
Jupiter slightly pales but still looks like she’s going to kill him. Wizeman attacks with flying stones and other objects. NiGHTS flys to the rescue and grabs Sailor Moon while Sonic distracts Wizeman with goofy faces (See Sonic the movie). In that time, the senshi are becoming a meager distraction so Sailor Moon can do her awesome Moon Spiral Heart Attack.
Sonic: Aim for the middle!
Sailor Moon: But he just disappeared. How can I?
NiGHTS: I’ll take you to him.
Sailor Moon flies with NiGHTS to wizeman. Wizeman uses all his Power to stop them, but NiGHTS is a lot stronger than expected. Sailor Moon jumps from NiGHTS and does her attack. In a blink of an eye, Wizeman is history.
Epilogue-
They all celebrate and everyone heads home.
Reala is still alive...
The End
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