"Where is it?", Shashunk grumbles as she rummages through a bottomless purse. "Oh hey there!" she calls, "I'm trying to find an item of mine in the disaster that is my sister Quistis's purse." Shashunk smiles warily as she places her arm up to the elbow into the bag. She then grumbles and pulls her arm out, and turns to the counter. She has already dumped out some of the contents...several bottles of extra strength whip polish, imitation rose signet rings, a dart board complete with snapshots of various annoying characters (that are too numerous to name) riddled with holes, mountains of old pasta boxes, a few cans of french cut green beans, several failed student SeeD exams, numerous pages of Vegeta quotes and more.
Shashunk turns and smiles brightly, "Now to find what I'm looking for...I know she took it, she always does." With that, Shashunk's eyes begin to glow with determination; she rolls up her sleeves and tips the bag over. Shashunk sweat-drops as she begins to sift through the huge pile of items. Several small beasts scurry in various directions with the occasional council member, DBZ fighter, and other others stumbling out of the junk. "Wow" Shashunk stammers, "She was hoarding all of you?" Miki wheezes a little, barely able to nod his head. Suddenly, a mighty 'squeak' comes from the remaining massive pile causing Shashunk to pause from her conversations. "What the?" She mutters as the junk begins to shake of its own accord. Then a small, dark brown head peeks out of the heap of junk. Shashunk smiles and helps the little beastie out of the pile. "Hey there Mr. Mongoose. Took a nap in Quistis's purse again didn't ya? I told her not to put you there." The mongoose nods gravely and squeaks again for effect. Nanami, who is sulking in the back corner, begins to scream, "I will call this operation 'Quistis is a weirdo' cause she keeps a live mongoose in her purse!" Miki stammers, "M-M-Miss Himemiya, I have misjudged you." All present turn and sweat-drop in his direction, except Vegeta of course who is standing around once again planning the world's destruction. After giving Nanami one last strange look, Shashunk pats the obviously miffed Mr. Mongoose and moves him to the counter, "Why don't you sit here, eh? Could need your help later." Shashunk smiles as she dives headfirst into Quistis's possessions. After a few minutes of digging, Shashunk pulls her hand from the pile...and screams. "AHHH! NOT MORE ROSES!" she cries as several flowers fall from the heap o' stuff. Shashunk shrieks as her vision becomes outlined by a frame with spinning roses on the corners surrounding everything she sees. Shashunk growls as she swats at the turning flowers, "Those darn roses are starting to annoy me. She sighs and proceeds with her search while passing the throughly annoying roses to the constantly stuttering Miki whom hands them to the maliciously planning Vegeta who tosses them into the paws of the obviously miffed Mr. Mongoose.
Suddenly...something small and wet enters her grasp, "Ewwwww!" Shashunk squirms, "What is this?" Shashunk pulls a small photo out with her index finger and thumb. The photo drips the strange liquid that coats it on to the table; Shashunk sweat-drops as she watches this. After realizing the U.S.L (unidentified strange liquid) is Quistis's drool, Shashunk carefully cleans the picture and peers at the photo. Shashunk smirks, "Ahh its Terry McGinnis. (Fade up Batman Beyond theme music from nowhere) She kinda has a thing for him." (Fade out music from nowhere) Shashunk sighs again and hands the rather damp photo to the constantly stuttering Miki who passes it to the maliciously planning Vegeta who tosses it on top of the throughly annoying roses which are in the paws of the obviously miffed Mr. Mongoose.
With a shrug, Shashunk leans toward the pile again, only to catch sight of a glimmer in its dismal depths. Shashunk's eyes twinkle with glee as she leaps for it, "My shining thing!" she screams. Miki stops stuttering momentarily and turns to the pile as well, "No, my shining thing!" They both fight for the sparkling paper till Shashunk realizes their fault. "Oh drat. This isn't my 'shining thing'." She grumbles as Miki tries to pull it from her, "This is just some old Cream Saver wrapper." Shashunk sighs again and hands the 'sham' shining thing to the disheartened muttering Miki who passes it to the maliciously planning and smirking Vegeta who tosses it on top of the rather damp photo which rests on the throughly annoying roses which are in the paws of the slightly miffed Mr. Mongoose.
Shashunk starts picking at the pile now, grabbing small items here and there. "Hmm what's this?" she ponders as she holds up a small tube of what looks to be cosmetics. Shashunk turns the bottle over and reads : Freezer brand quality black lipstick 'When you are trying to control the universe, you have to do it in style.' Shashunk blinks, and hands the gay lizard lipstick to the disheartened muttering Miki who passes it to the continuously maliciously planning and smirking Vegeta who growls and tosses it on top of the 'sham' shining thing which lays on the rather damp photo which rests on the throughly annoying roses which are in the paws of the now completely miffed Mr. Mongoose.
Shashunk begins to feel dejected at her search...her missing item is nowhere to be seen. With one last attempt she reaches into the pile. As if by magic, her missing item is found. "My ever-present mallet!" she screams, "I've found it! I knew she had it!" The now utterly ticked Mr. Mongoose scurries over to her and fills her hands with: 1 tube gay lizard lipstick, 1 'sham' shining thing, a rather damp photo, and several throughly annoying roses.
