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Hello!
*yo my fly dawg*
Welcome to my personal website!
*personal proof of being a geek with no life*
I fiercely hope that you
*you had better*
enjoy it.
*i would if it came super-sized*
It has been my great pleasure
*eating*
to create
*steal other people's work*
this website. Please
*do it or die*
spend time looking around.
*being bored*
You can spend time
*being bored*
enjoying the many pics I have put on my site,
*boring*
read the articles,
*boring*
or signing my guestbook
*boring*
and/or message board.
*boring*
You can contact me with suggestions,
*get a good site*
comments,
*your site sux*
or just to say hello.
*die die die die die*
Enjoy.
*enjoy*
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Lea Cates posts:
Hello commrades! I would just like you to know I am the new dictator of America. Now there will be a few changes.
#1-All people will refer to me as 'Latino Fire'
#2-America is now renamed 'Lealand' (effective April 17 2002)
#3-We will refer to each other (excluding me, of course) as commrade
#4-reading the book 1984 by George Orwell and watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is mandatory for all schools
#5-Money is now abolished and the only hard currency will be Pandas (preferably ninja pandad)
#6-effective April 20th, all farmers will decommense growing tomatoes
#7-All drugs will become legal, but there is now a 79% tax on them that will go directly into a bank account in Sweden.*
Any questions? read the disclaimer at the bottom.
Here is the good news: Chris is made Governor of China. So study up on Chinease speaking. And this is only a conditional thing (refer to disclaimer) **
And last but not least now that you have seen this message I have used my psychokinetic mind waves to make you love your new country. Mua hahaha!
Sincerely your dictator
Latino Fire II
*Failure to follow the new rules will result in banishment to Mexico
**Chris you are made governor of China if you make this into a main page on your site
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