1)A telepathic bomb (I don't think I want the school in existance anymore....****KABOOM****...well, that solves that one. Cancel my letter to Santa.)
2)Chinese/ Japanese dragons (I think this is pretty self-explanitory, but, just to humor the imbeciles out there...."hey, gimme yer lunch money!"*****RRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR******* "....Nevermind. may I interest you and your pet in a little loose change?")
3)Plants with computer chips (Is it just me or has my plant been going for my neck ever since I pissed off that hacker?)