By Scap Muphmmphumm *gulp* sorry, my mouth was full of a cream cheese bagel, I’ve just found Tien and Choazu, but it looks like they are a bit busy so I‘ll just wait a bit, but in the mean time I’ll tell you about what I’ll be doing. Ok? Well because I know you don’t want to read all of the interviews and you just want to get to Piccolo so I’ll just tell you the beginning. So if I do find out something good you will just have to wait till I see Piccolo. Finally they have finished. “Er excuse me but can I ask you two some questions?” “Us? but nobody ever wants to interview us!” Choazu looked at me suspiciously. “He’s right people all ways want to interview Goku or Vegeta but never us,” I looked at Tien and smiled my most sweet, cutest smile (I had changed my self into an older looking girl with light brown hair). “Please let me interview you two!” It was Tien’s turn to smile. “I never said no, did I Choazu,” “No Tien you didn’t,” (This went on for a bit). “I don’t mean to be rude but I would like to get this interview some time.” “Oh sorry Miss er what’s your name?” “It’s Scap and I don’t like being called Miss, any way lets get on with the interview,” I got out a recorder and started recording. “Interview one: Tien and Choazu, first question, are you two gay?” “AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does everybody think we’re gay?!? I mean just because we’re always together doesn’t mean we’re gay!!!!!! Just for that I will kill you, DIIIIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!” A big energy ball was growing in his hands, then Choazu pushed me out of the way. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU!!” I ran off crying (I wasn’t really crying honest! It was just to make him feel bad) but little did I know that I had dropped a VERY important piece of paper, BUUUUT since you don’t want to read about that so instead I’ll tell you about this funny story I was told the other day. Ok this man walks into a bar and……. Huh what’s that? You’ve changed your minds? You want to read this interview? Oh ok but just this once, next time tell me before I start to get into something else, Ok? So this piece of paper falls out of my bag and on the ground but I don’t notice so I keep on running. “Hey! You dropped this, it looks important,” Choazu had flown in front of me holding a piece of paper. “Oh thanks, this is very important it’s a list of questions that the computer thinks I should ask you” “Please forgive Tien for that outburst but that is a very sensitive area, you see…” Choazu looked around to see if Tien was in ear shot. “ Tien once had a gay stalker that followed him everywhere and sent very er… obscene things to him and told every one that they well you know.” “Yes, I know what you mean, anyway I didn’t think of that question the computer did," We walked back over to Tien, still keeping at a distance I sat down and started the recorder again. "Scap before you begin can I ask you something?" Choazu said just as I was going to start. "Ok." "What did you mean your computer thought up your questions?" "Well I downloaded all the information I could get on you on to a computer and then it came up with questions that it thinks I should ask you," Tien was still frowning at me. I started to dig around in my bag for some of my favourite kind of bubble gum (mmmmmmm bubble gum) when I had found it I realized that both Tien and Choazu were looking at me rather oddly. "Wasn't your hair light brown a minute ago?" Choazu asked almost as if he was afraid of me. "Yes and it wasn't curly ether, what's going on?" Tien sounded like he was not a very happy bunny. As they were talking I had just noticed that, as I was absentmindedly looking for my bubble gum I had let down my defenses and changed back to my dark brown, curly headed self. Having a quick think I had come up with an ok answer. "You two spend far too much time training in the sun, it's giving you hallucinations, any way I would like to get on with this interview," Although it looked like my explanation didn't go down well, I still carried on like the brave girl that I am. "So, do you guys know any funny stories about the Z gang?" Choazu took it apon him self to answer. "No we don't know any stories, to be honest we don't keep in touch with the others." "Oh well um…" Oh s*** now I can't find any thing funny about Piccolo! AND it was the only non-gay question on the sheet! "Er well if you er um weren't fighters what do you think you would be doing right now?" "Well with the way that I look I think that maybe I'll be a side show freak or a star in some sort of children's show," (Looks like Choazu is ready to have a pity party). "What about you Tien? What would you like to do or think that you might be doing?" He looked at me, not as cold as a few minuets ago but still pretty scary. "I don't know, maybe a business man?" All of a sudden two loud honks came from the dirt road a few meters away. I stopped the recorder, gathered up my things. "That's my ride back, bye thanks for the interview!" I ran off to the car and waved before I got in. "What took you so long Miss Anaconda? I must have sent an instant message to you ages a go! I almost got killed!" As we drove off Miss A (short for Miss Anaconda for those of you that are very clueless) had a thoughtful look on her face. Find out what she's planning next time on THE BIG QUESTION! |
