Learn to swear in Norwegian, DIN JÆVLA DRITTSEKK

Continuing on to some more words that'll make people want to beat the shit outta you on the streets of Oslo...oh wait, I forgot, the people here haven't hurt anyone in 900 years! Hehe, these crazy scamps the Norwegians!

Helvete

• Literally means Hell...hmmm, that's how it's used also!
• Prounouced hell-vet-uh
• EX: Hva i helvete? (vah ee hellvetuh) = What the hell?
• EX: Dra til helvete! (draw till hellvetuh) = Go to hell! OR Fuck off!

Dritt

• Literally means Shit...but can also be used as a strengthening adjective, like Damn
• Pronouced dreet
• EX : Det er dritt kort! (day are dreet koort) = That is really damn short! (please don't ask where I heard this)
• EX: Drittsekk! (dreet-seck) = Asshole (literally Shitbag)

Fitte

• Literally means CUNT!!!...HAHAHAHA!
• Prounounced feet-uh
• EX: Jeg må ha litt fitte! (yai mo hah leet feetuh) = I gotta get me some pussy!
• EX: Det er fitte kaldt! (Day are feetuh kahlt) = It's cold as a cunt! (I know, it makes no sense, but they use it anway)
• Fuck, I can't stop swearing! God help me!