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#1 Kenshin and Kaoru liplocked. [kenshin shoves her down onto the floor, does away with her kimono and.....] (yeh...that's definitely out of the picture)

#2 Aoshi laughs like a horse

#3 Hiko Seijurou stashes Kenshin away and decides to "be" the star instead since he was the one who taught him hitenmitsurugi anyway.

#4 Kenshin in the midst of his left-foot concentration ougi technique, he trips on his long hakama and falls over in a heap.

#5 Kenshin uses his reverse-edged blade to cut vegetables for dinner.

#6 Saitoh with his newest addiction: Look ma, bubblegum! no more cigarettes!!

#7 Saitoh finally decides to be a columnist adviser in the mag. COSMOPOLITAN since he's so good at reading people's minds.

#8 After getting over Aoshi, Misao Becomes a recording artist and dedicates this song to him: "I Never Really Loved You Anyway."

#9 Sano PAYS his tab at Akabeko in full payment!

#10 Kenshin finally gets tired of being a goody-goody and turns into a regular shishio. [and even gets his own play girl like Yumi]

#11 Soujirou Seta takes Kenshin's advice of "going out on the world to start a new life from your past" and ends up..becoming a clown at a nearby circus since he could smile continuously without even breathing and blinking.

#12 A kissing scene besides the first one Watsuki-sensei drew up on Shishio-sama and Yumi-san.

#13 Sanosuke declines an offer of an unlimited supply of sake from the sake company of Japan at that era. [sano: nope, I'm turning on a new leaf, no more sake!]

#14 Saitoh..WITH Tokio next to him. [tokio: what 'd I tell you about being late? *pulling his ear*]

#15 Kaoru going ga-ga over some other guy besides Kenshin. [Kaoru: Oh men! Now those are DA BOMB! *stares at the cast of weiss kreuz googly-eyed*] [Sano: Kenshin, you gotta save Jou-chan! She's like hyperventilatin' or somethin'! *tugs at his hakama*]

#16 Kenshin throws his sword on the ground and gets really furious [kenshin: THERE! *twacks away reverse blade* Now look what you've made me do, you made me break my sword! Aargh!! *kicks it away further*]

#17 Kenshin looking around in SOGO department store [kenshin to saleslady: uh, Shakku Arai's reverse blade section?]

#18 The whole RK cast (including the enemies and the OVA characters) standing in the rain singing "It's Gonna Rain" by Bonnie Pink. [Rk good guys: Ashita mono koke aeru..bad guys: CHAO! CHAO~~! Tomoe: *does the sheryl crow part* Ai so shie..tsureru..kimochi ni reihaku..no meiwaku..it's gonna rain!] (and what does kenshin do?) [kenshin: *conducts the choir like crazy*]

#19 Kenshin gives Kaoru up [kaoru: you damn jerk! I should've just gone off with Soujirou when he proposed to me yesterday!]

#20 Kaoru dumps Kenshin because of their all-fall-out relationship and seeks Yume for advice on how to hook up with an ambitious guy (somewhat like Shishio-sama) and become an irresistable man-worshipper like her.

#21 Kaoru: Yumi-san, the great meiji goddess of desires and aphrodite-ness..where'd ja get that sexy kimono you're always wearin'?

#22 Yumi-san, the great meiji goddess of blah..blah....e-mails Kaoru back with some directions and sketches of the place where her kimono COULD be gotten [Kaoru: *big question mark on her head* *she's in SOGO department store, lingerie section* uh...kimonos?]

#23 Sano, Kenshin, Saitoh, Hiko, and Aoshi all decide that they're not SO interested in women anymore, so they all hop into a carriage and run off to the nearest gay bar. [Yahiko (since he's the only 100% man left now and with Shishio dead too): *surrounded by some women of RK* omigawds, they ALL left you beauties for those brutes? Well, my dearies, that's ok..there's enough of me to have around!][Tsubame-chan: *in tears* Oh, Yahiko, how could you?!]

#24 Kaoru and Megumi gets tired of the seeing and admiring the same old Kenshin so they compromise their disagreements for one day to go watch macho dancers in a sake house together.

#25 Everyone in RK actually EATS and DIGESTS Kaoru's cooking.

#26 Kenshin: *in the midst of his ougi succession technique again* oh..omigawds..I forgot the name of the succession technique...hitenmitsurugi..ama..amaka.....amakusaryaanoharimuuki.uh.. *slides his sword back into the scabbard* *thus his fight with Shishio got postponed* [shishio: well, if battousai doesn't know the name, he can't do the ougi..and I won't be able to see the show.....shucks...*sets aside his sword and cross-sits beside Kenshin who is now meditating for the name*]

#27 Hiko Seijurou teaches Kenshin music and vocal lessons during his ougi session. [Hiko: this'll make remembering the names better, baka deshi, now one more time, baka deshi amakakeru~~~~ryyyyyyyyuuuuuu~~~~~no..no..no..!! Hiramekiiiiiiiii!][Hiko makes like a regular pavarotti.] [kenshin: *with soar throat now* uh~~~sensei??]

#28 Saitoh (now sworn into his latest addiction..the bubblegum) does the gotatsu stance for his killer Aku.Zoku.Zan. against Shishio, the bubble he blew up from the gum exploded in his face and got stuck with his sword *all this was happening in his motionless stance* *hehehee.imagine his shame* [shishio: you're so FUNNY! Why didn't these things happen to HIMURA? then it would be better!]

#29 Aoshi throws away his spawn-inspired-jacket and his jet-turtleneck-zip-up and swaps these with hakamas and socks that match, hoping to attract more girls like Himura. (and we're not talking about Misao here.)

#30 Everyone in the RK cast hoping to cheer Aoshi up recites his very famous lines: I've given up everything to fight you, my dignity, my compassion..good and evil..my friends , beshimi, shikijo, hyoko, hanya...[kenshin goes: louder, guys!! Louder with more feelings!! The way Aoshi does it!!! come on, louder!! He's already feelin' so blue he's gonna cry!]

Feel free to add your own ideas, after all..we don't want to end this list on no. 30, right? So if you've brainstormed something of your own, then send it to me by e-mail at acy@pacific.net.ph. Hope to hear from you guys soon!