A New Year's Disaster (PG 13)
Chapter 1: Breaking In The New Year
By: sweet saturn

	The year 2001 finally hit. Couples were kissing, people were
drinking and cheering, and confetti and balloons were everywhere. Usagi
and Mamoru along with the other senshi and a great deal of people were
at a huge New Year's party. "Happy New Year, Love." Mamoru said as he
kissed Usagi. She giggled, kissed back, and said "Happy New Year to you
too, Muffin!" Suddenly the band struck up a new catchy tune and people
began dancing. "C'mon let's dance!" said Usagi grabbing Mamoru's hand
and leading him out on the dance floor. 
	Rei in the meantime was dancing with a tall, dark, and handsome
man. He was about six feet tall with dark brown hair, deep blue eyes,
and a gorgeous smile. Their bodies moved together in time with the
music. Their bodies were pressed close together by the large crowd
though neither one of them minded. They had just kissed when all of a
sudden someone ripped the two apart. When Rei saw who the person was she
gasped in surprise. "Ch...Ch..Chad!" she stammered. "So this is what you
call being sick?!" Chad yelled. "Sure, you can't go to the party with
me, but you can go and make out with this jerk?!" he shouted grabbing
her arm. "Let go of me!" she retorted yanking her arm free of his grip.
"You don't own me Chad! So get a life 'cuz we're over!" she said
stalking off. 	"You!" said Chad whirling around to face the guy who
Rei was with, but he didn't get a chance to finish his sentence because
the next minute the guy punched him in the jaw. Chad placed his hand on
his now throbbing jaw as he stumbled back. The music had suddenly
stopped and all eyes were on the fight. "Don't ever go near Rei again or
next time I'll do more than just punch you! She's my girlfriend now, so
get the Hell outta here!" yelled the guy. Chad lunged for the man, but
the man was quicker and dodged sending Chad flying into the crowd. He
then walked off. Chad fuming stormed away.  "All right show's over
people, now let's get back to dancing!" One of the band members said.
The crowd quickly dispersed and started dancing again as the band
started up. "I think I'd better go talk to Rei about this. Stay here
ok?" said Usagi turning to Mamoru. She kissed him gently before she left
to find Rei. 
	"Mwhahahahaha!" cackled an evil voice in outer space as an unknown
villain gazed into a giant television screen as he watched the episode
of "Just Shoot Me" where the viewers could choose the ending
$CHA-CHING$. Suddenly a thunderous voice boomed as the face of the evil
plankton from "Sponge Bob Square Pants" $CHA-CHING$ appeared on the
screen interrupting the show. The villain was about to yell at the
person when he realized it was his boss. "RUBEUS!!! YOU LAZY ASS!!!" the
boss yelled, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A DAMN TELVISION SHOW WHEN
YOU SHOULD BE MONITORING THE PROCESS OF OUR EVIL PLAN FOR WORLD
DOMINATION?!" "But..," began Rubeus. "NO BUTS ABOUT IT! NOW GET OFF YOU
LAZY BUTT AND GET TO WORK! IF I CATCH YOU DOING THIS AGAIN I WON'T LET
YOU OFF SO EASY! YOU WANNA BE STUCK PEELING THE GUM OF THE SEATS AGAIN?!
I DIDN'T THINK SO! SO ON YOUR BUTT AND BACK TO WORK NOW! NO EXCUSES!"
And with that the plankton disappeared off the screen. 
	"Stupid ass boss!" Rubeus grumbled. "Who's he callin' a lazy ass
when all he does is sit up in that stupid office of his and make up a
bunch of stupid plans for world domination. That's what he supposedly
does anyways. I'll bet a million bucks he's up there watchin' Just Shoot
Me too! He's the lazy ass not me!"
"I HEARD THAT!" shouted the plankton over an intercom. "NEXT TIME YOU
SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND IF YOU DON'T GET YOU LAZY BUTT IN GEAR I'LL
FRY UR PUNY LITTLE BRAIN! REMEMBER I DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON!" As a reminder to Rubeus that he kept his word,  the
plankton pressed a button which fired a laser beam at Rubeus setting his
(Rubeus) butt on fire. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Rebeus screamed running around
trying to put the fire out. He looked around for a source of water, but
couldn't find one, so he continued running around and screaming until
finally he managed to put it out by rolling all over the floor.
	"Mgkgkgkayaucgkakagkaga!" the evil plankton chuckled watching the
scene unfold. Then he switched his TV to the NBC where he resumed
watching "Just Shoot Me". $CHA-CHING$ $CHA-CHING$ Makoto, meanwhile had
been sitting in the lounge, far away from the dance hall, in a window
seat daydreaming of her boyfriend Eric, who had not been able to come
because he was spending the holiday with his family. She sighed happily
enjoying the tranquillity. That happiness and tranquillity didn't last
for long though, for in the next moment she saw her boyfriend Eric walk
by arm in arm with another girl. The girl was absolutely beautiful, with
long shining blonde hair, green sparkling eyes, pearl white teeth,
and...well you get the picture. She hung onto Eric tightly and giggled
at something he was saying. The couple walked right past Lita not
noticing her. Lita felt her heart break in two. Tears came into her
eyes, and she brushed them away. "What am I doing" she thought. "Why I'm
sitting here crying like a baby, when I should be up kicking some butt!"
With that she jumped up and hurried after the couple. The girl with
Eric's name was Chelce. 
	"Eric, honey I'm going to freshen up in the ladies room. I'll be
right back." Chelce said planting a quick kiss on Eric's cheek. She
quickly walked off and every so often checked to make sure no one was
following her. Once satisfied no one was she quickly turned off into a
nearby closet.  She then pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number.
"Agent Chelce reporting here. I'm pleased to report our plans for world
domination will soon be complete." she said when she heard someone pick
up, but the answer was not what she expected. "Dominos Pizza, we
deliver!" said the voice on the other end of the phone. $CHA-CHING$
"Damn it wrong number!" she said as she hung up. She dialed another
number. "Ps....ychic Hotline!" said a creepy voice on the other line.
She hung up fast. "Stupid earth communication devices!" she muttered as
she once again dialed another number. "Hello," answered the familiar
voice of the evil plankton. She sighed with relief. 	"Agent Chelce
reporting here." she said. "Yeeeesss....Chelce my dear, how fares our
plan?" inquired the evil plankton. "Everything is perfect! Soon we'll
have all those pesky senshi and their boyfriends or crushes split up in
no time. Then well have them turn on one another, and then they'll
destroy each other for us. And afterward we'll have no one standing in
our way of world domination. Hahahahahaha!" she cackled evilly sounding
much like the Emerald in the dubbed sm episodes. "Excellent work! Soon
after they're gone I'll take over the world! And once I take over the
world I'll finally have what I've always longed for! Do you know what
that is Chelce?" "Ummmm......like....absolute power and a booster seat?"
"NO! You incompetent fool! Crabby Patties! Crabby Patties! Oh those
sweet, juicy, wonderful tasting crabby patties, I must have them! I must
have them all! Mgkakakaigayakakhayaiuaka!" "Umm...like ok?" "Just get on
with the mission and inform the others that they're under you're command
because I'm putting you in charge of this mission.  Now go!"  "Oh yes
Mr. Evil Plankton sir, like right away I'll get right to it, like I
won't fail you, you can like trust me, like..." "SHUTUP AND GO NOW
BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE AND FRY YOU TO A CRISP!" And with that he hung
up. "All right already." she said hanging up and stepping out of the
closet. 
	All along someone had been listening and that someone quickly
hurried off before the alien agent came out. That someone happened to be
Minako. She raced off to find her friends and tell them of her
discovery. Ami had been a deep discussion with her boyfriend Greg about
some  scientific stuff that they learned in Medical School about the
human body and mind and a bunch of other crap no one except them and
other super geniuses could actually understand when Minako barged into
the room panting heavily.
	 "Ami!" cried Minako interrupting the conversation. Minako was
trying to catch her breath after running down the hall and searching in
a number of rooms before she found one of her friends. "There's evil
aliens trying to take over the world! They're gonna split us and our
boyfriends or crushes or whoever we like apart and then turn us against
each other so we'd destroy each other and they could take over the
world! And then....." "Minako, slow down! I can't understand a word
you're saying!" Minako heaved a giant sigh and plopped down on a nearby
chair and retold the whole story slower. "So what you're saying is that
these aliens are trying to break apart our personal relationships and 
then have us turn against one another in hopes of us destroying each
other leaving them free to do as they please and to take over the world
am I correct?" asked Ami after listening to the story. "Yeah, so now
what do we do?!"
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And that is the happy yet then again not so happy ending to chapter 1.
What's gonna happen next? Will the senshi be able to stop the evil alien
plankton's plan? Where are all the other senshi? Find out
in.....(announces in a loud booming voice) Chapter 2...of....A New
Year's Disaster! (says in a little funny voice) Please remember I do NOT
I repeat do NOT own sailor moon and co. I'm just borrowing them to use
in one of my many fanfics! And they belong to the Naoko Takeuchi and all
the other companies involved. And the evil little plankton belongs to
whoever made up Sponge Bob Square Pants yadda yadda yadda. So whatever
you do don't sue me cuz I have a disclaimer! Peeps email me at
sweet_saturn@planetsaturn.zzn.com