Mari-San's Yamato Ishida Shrine V.02 Blur

Approaching the Obsessed

This page here is to tell you what never ever to say or do to a person with Matt-osis. It can result in... ooh, I don't even wanna think about it. *shudders* Anyhoo, take a look at this growing list. More research will be added once I finish testing. ^_^ You may send some results too, fellow doctors. ^^

Things You Never Ever  Say

~ "Hey, Matt's MINE."

~ "Eew, he's so ugly. He looks like an outcast loser freak, or something."

~ "Isn't that the boy from Backstreet Boys? Or wasn't that N Sync..."

~ "Whooo!!! Matt's so kawaii because... he has the cutest little brother!!! Whooo!! TK rulez!!"

~ "Isn't he from Pokémon??"

~ "Mmm, what's his name again? Ash, or whaaa?..."

~ "Yamato's a girls' name!! Ahaha!!"

~ "I'M his number one fan, not you."

~ "You like this anime character? Dork!!"

~ "He reminds me of the Teletubbies."

~ "Is he gay? Prolly is! I knew it!!" (This if for the non-Taito fans. ^_~)

~ "Er, is that the cartoon boy you like? *pause* You're a sad person."

~ "Eeew, what IS that? His hair?? It looks like a bird's nest..."

~ Conversation:

Friend: Hey, check it out! I got a super rare Japanese card of that boy Matt in Digimon!

You: Hey, can I have it!? You don't even like Yama that much!!

Friend: Oh, I'd love to... but I won't give it to you. I'll make a some bucks when I sell it!"

 

~ "Who's that blonde kid? Isn't that... Angeman or something?"

 

~ "When I grow up, I'LL be Matt's bride!! But don't worry, I'll buy you a souvenier while on our honeymoon."

 

~ "He sucks!!"

 

~ "He's probably on drugs."

 

~ "Dude, Digimon is just a biter off of Pokemon!"

 

~ "You call that piece of crud he plays music?"

 

~ "He'd look soooooooo cute with.... Britney Spears!! Like cha!!"

 

~ "He's a wannabe Cloud Strife..."

 

~ "He's probably a dumb character."

 

~ "Oh, so you want a Yama Plushie? I already have one. But I threw it away."

 

~ "Such a scrawny little boy."

 

~ (from a guy) "You know, he is kinda hot..." 

 

~ "Hey, lemme use your Matt Doll for a moment... we ran out of napkins."

 

~ "So, you like that show Digiman, or something? That's cool, I guess. It IS a bit more annoying than Pokémon though."

 

 ~ "I heard you're gonna get in a fight with the school bully at 3:00. I wish you all the luck! *pause* But if ya do get hurt, can I have all your Matt memorabilia??"

 

~ "You're gonna be Matt for Halloween! You loser!! *laughs* Pick something cooler, like a witch! Now that's the bomb!!"

 

~ "He would make such a cute couple with Jun! Doncha think?"

 

~"Who's SHE?" (By The Rogue. Send applause, now. ^_^)

 

Things You Never Ever Do

~ Boast how you got a Matt card from your Japanese packs. 

~ In front of the whole class or people say that "*insert someone's name here* is in love with a cartoon for babies."

~ Sit on an extremely rare Matt card.

~ Misplace someone's plushie.

~ Say no to someone when asked "Do you wanna see Yama on Digimon?"

~ Say you've got Michael Reisz's phone number and e-mail address and don't give it to them because you respect his privacy.

~ Tell your Matt Fanatic buddy about this super-cute Realplayer video clip of Matt even tho they can't seem to get Realplayer to work on their computer.

~ Compare Yama to any other anime guy.

~ Say that you're 'more' obsessed even tho you don't even know Matt's last name.

 

Ahem. That is all. ^_^ Expect some more for your enjoyment? That'd be so sad. ^^;;

 

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Approaching The Obsessed page is part of Matt-osis and the whole site and was created sometime July 14 and released July 19. ^_^ It was made by Mari-San herself. Please don't copy anything from here unto your site, or the idea. Thanks. Also note, Mari-San does NOT mean all of this. She adores Yama very much. ^_~