Kewl Quotes!

DBZ Style!

Fat farmer from 1st episode: *going to investigate Radditz's crashed spacecraft* I better bring that pea-shooter.

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Piccolo: *to Radditz* Maybe you should get glasses for both your eyes!

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Radditz: *to Piccolo* You've managed to singe some of my leg hair.

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Master Roshi: Breaking up is hard to do.

Krillin: I wouldn't know.

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Goku: Chichi says martial arts are a waste of time.

Krillin: Oh yeah?! What does that make us then?

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Krillin: Hehehe...you're still one bad dude, Goku!

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Goku: *sarcastically* I'm trembling.

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Krilin: Who is this?! I guess he's nuts!

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Krillin: *to Radditz* Shoo! Shoo! I think you've been dipping in the eggnog! Let me show you off the island.

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Radditz: I'll take the boy instead...

Chibi Gohan: No you won't!

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Radditz: Keep your shirt on old-timer.

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Radditz: Please brother, have some pride!

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Radditz: *about destroying all the humans*You have until tomorrow. Try to enjoy it.

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Bulma: *to Goku about Radditz* You're the one he's interested in!

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Krillin: *about Radditz* That guy's a beast! He stunk!

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Goku: Do you remember how I was when someone grabbed my tail? IT HURT!

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Krillin: *about defeating Radditz* Well...there's three of us, it's possible....possible, but not very likely!

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Krillin: What a ....bummer.

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Krillin: *to Goku* I'd be history by now if it weren't for you....I HATE this!

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Krillin: Oh great! What else could go wrong today?

Piccolo: Well, you could make me angry.

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Bulma: Do you guys really think we can trust Piccolo?

Krillin: I don't trust him!

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Radditz: Ahhh...*burps* next time I'll cook the meat.

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Radditz: I need to take it easy.

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Gohan: WWWaaaahhhhh!!!!! That hurt!

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Piccolo: *stripping* Oh yeah! I feel much lighter now!

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Piccolo: *to Goku* What am I? Your tailor?

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Radditz: Ready or not, here I come! Tell me one thing gentlemen, which one of you will scream for mercy first?

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Radditz: The fun is just beginning!

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Piccolo: *to Goku* I don't think your mom gave him enough spankings when he was a kid.

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Goku: The creep! You'd think he'd wanna make up for lost time, but he never even took me out to a ballgame!

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Piccolo: *after having his arm blown off* Well, I've been better.

Radditz: Uhhh....excuse me. Has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, it's green! BWAHAHAHA!

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Piccolo: *to Goku* You slacker.

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(for Dani)

Radditz: Alright! Get on with it Green Bean Head!

Piccolo: It's all yours! BEAN CANNON FIRE!

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Radditz: Keep your eye on the birdie!

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Piccolo: *to Goku* I see you have a surprise attack after all, you sly dog.

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Goku: NO FAIR!

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Radditz: 'Cmon, I wanna hear you beg. Beg for mercy, Kakarrot!

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Radditz: Just say Uncle!

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Radditz: Why so blue, green man? Is it because you're powerless to help your friend, or 'cause you're just plain ugly?

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Goku: Gohan, Daddy can't get up right now.

Chibi Gohan: LEAVE MY DAD ALONE!

Radditz: You just knocked the stuffing out of your old Uncle Radditz.

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Piccolo: Goku, sometimes you amaze even me!

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Nappa: I DON'T HAVE WORMS!

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Vegeta: KAKKAROTT IS MINE!! YOU HEAR ME? NO ONE CAN TOUCH HIM WIOTHOUT MY PERMISSION!!! *courtesy of Super Saiyan Alexin*

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