Goku's Rules

WARNING: Very OOC. Contains graphic descriptions of a yaoi, S&M, sexual relationship between Goku and Vegeta. Yes, I said SEX!It also contains scenes of masterbation (I'm not telling who). So, you've been warned. Don't whine to me if you don't like it. I don't own 'em, but I should.

"VEGETA! Turn around and face me, you coward!"

Vegeta winced as he heard this, but continued to race through the skies as fast as he possibly could. He didn't have to look back, though, to know the furious Super Saiyan was gaining on him. Quickly.

A well aimed ki blast caught him in the middle of his back and sent him hurtling back to the earth. His descent was stopped though, by Goku's raised knee. It impacted with his stomach, causing the Prince to retch and howl in pain simultaneously. Without speaking, Goku placed his right hand on the small of the other warrior's back to secure his position over his knee and sat down on a nearby boulder. The other Saiyan began to squirm nervously across his lap.

" 'Cmon, Kakarrot. Let me go! I didn't mean anything by it!"

"Didn't mean anything by it?!" Goku bellowed. "You called my wife a fucking bitch, and punched my son through a wall! Did you really think I'd let you get away with that?!" Goku could feel Vegeta tremble as he yelled. It excited him.

"I...I'm sorry, Kakarrot. I'm sorry!" Vegeta stammered. "Please..."

"Please what, Vegeta?"

"Please don't kill me," the smaller Saiyan whimpered as his face flushed red with shame of his fear of the stronger man.

"Oh...I'm not going to kill you," Goku growled menacingly in his ear. "But you might wish I had by the time I'm done with you!" he raged.

Without giving the prone Vegeta a chance to reply or beg, Goku powered up, raised his left hand, and brought it down HARD across the other's elevated backside. Vegeta yelped, more from shock and outrage than pain, at the forceful blow Goku dealt him.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?! I'm a Saiyan Prince!" Vegeta choked out between gasps as Goku continued to assault the backside of the trapped warrior.

"Let me go, you bastard!" Vegeta's voice raged as he powered up, hoping to catch the Super Saiyan by surprise. He had barely managed to levitate his body from the other's lap before a powerful fist slammed into the small of his back, pinning him securely over Goku's knee again. Furious, Vegeta simultaneously flung his arm back blindly, and bit down hard into Goku's upper thigh. He was rewarded with a satisfying groan as his arm met the Super Saiyan's wrist with a painful CRACK! and his mouth filed with salty blood. His exhuberance was short lived though. Goku retaliated instantly, wretching the Prince's arm back sharply until the other man cried out in anguish, then secured it against his back. His vice grip on Vegeta's forearm was tight enough to leave deep purple bruises.

"That's ENOUGH!" Goku was too livid to notice the tremors shaking the other Saiyan's body. "I have had all I am going to take from you, Vegeta. What do you want from me? I spare your life, I avenge your death against Freeza, I have you wished back from another dimension, and THIS is how you repay me for the favours?! By terrorizing my family? Insulting my friends?!"

Vegeta shuddered as Goku continued to bellow angrily. Even when he was at his maximum power level and fighting to protect the universe from some fierce, threatening evil, Vegeta could not recall the Super Saiyan ever being as angry as he appeared to be now. The violence in his voice sent a chill down the other's spine, as Vegeta began to realize how truly vulnerable and defenseless he was. It scared him.

Goku's eyes smouldered and burned with pent up rage as he considered what to do with the smaller Saiyan. His voice was much more controlled when he finally spoke again, though no less angry.

"I tried to be patient, Vegeta. To be understanding. It must be hard to adapt to a new culture so different from your own, but you haven't even tried!I am tired of making excuses for your attitude and behaviour to the others. I'm not going to put up with it anymore. Even Gohan knows better than to treat others like that..."

"How DARE you compare me to your pathetic pansy son! He's only polite because he's weak, like you!" Vegeta regretted his words as soon as they left his mouth. What little control Goku had been struggling to maintain was gone instantly, and his Saiyan temper flared.

"You arrogant prick! I'll show you weak!"

Goku grabbed the fabric of Vegeta's spandex body suit at the center of his back, then pulled his hand away quickly, tearing the material off as he did so. He trailed his index finger down the now exposed spine, stopping at the cleft of the Prince's butt. His sensual touch elicited a surprised gasp, then a cry, as Goku brought his open palm down across the other's ass again.

The fading welts remaining from Vegeta's earlier spanking flared bright red again under the new, more determined, barrage. The strength behind the Super Saiyan's slaps was enough to leave instant bruises. Vegeta's Saiyan pride dissolved under the painful punishment, and he began to beg, but Goku showed no signs of relenting.

"You brought this on yourself, Vegeta," Goku lectured. "How many times have I warned you about your behaviour? Huh? Answer me! How many?"

As he yelled, Goku continued to focus most of his attention on the quickly reddening ass across his knee. Each spank left a noticable red handprint on the stinging, warm flesh. Already they covered both of Vegeta's cheeks.

Vegeta writhered in pain. "Sss...ss..stop! Please stop! Ka..ka..kaka...Goku! I'm sorry! Ppplease..."His frantic cries grew into beseeching, teary whimpers. The ground blurred as tears filled his eyes.

"No, I'm not stopping, Vegeta. Not until I know you've learned something and are ready to start trying to behave."

"I...I will...I promise."

"There are going to be some serious rules from now on, and I am going to be REALLY mad if you ignore them." He punctuated his statement with a series of quick slaps across Vegeta's upper thighs.

"I'll follow...follow 'em. Just stop!" With an audible sob, Vegeta broke down and allowed the tears to stream down his face. By now, both cheeks and his upper things were a burning scarlet, and where Goku's hand now descended on the already bruised skin, deep purple marks were left behind.

Goku hesitated slightly when the Prince began to cry, but continued on resolutely, determined in the lesson he wished to deliver.

"Number one: no more hitting people. You can't just start beating on people whenever you get upset. Krillin is NOT your personal scapegoat! Understand?"

"Ye...yes," Vegeta choked out between sobs.

"Second, no more insulting my friends. Did you like it when Freeza called you monkey? Well?"

"No."

"Then I doubt Krillin appreciates being called Cueball , or Tien, Winky . Don't you agree?"

"Yes."

"Then stop doing it."

"Kk..kay..." The end of his response dissolved into heart-wretching sobs, as his body shook across Goku's lap.

Goku finally took notice of Vegeta's distraught condition. His hand stopped mid-air, as he listened to Vegeta cry. He released the confined arm and powered down. He slowly lowered his raised arm to the smaller Saiyan's back, and rubbed soothingly. The pain and humiliation Goku had inflicted on him had caused Vegeta to grow almost hysterical. It took several minutes of soft murmurring and gentle rubbing to calm him down enough to listen again.

"I'm sorry, Vegeta. I lost control of my temper. I did'nt mean to hurt you so badly, I just wanted to show you I meant it when I said no one would put up with that kind of behaviour anymore."

Vegeta drew a shaky breath and replied, "No, it's ok. I deserved it. I'm a bad person."

"No you're NOT! Don't say that about yourself! You just have a bad attitude."

The only sound was Vegeta's sniffles as Goku massaged his lower back, and guiltily regarded the bruised butt and thighs. He couldn't help feeling aroused, though, at the sight of the slim, muscular body lying naked against his own.

His fingers slowly trailed down the spine to meet the cleft of Vegeta's ass. When no protests were uttered, Goku gently cupped one cheek, squeezing suddenly to draw a sound out of the quiet Prince. Expecting an offensive burst of outrage, Goku was surprised when Vegeta replied with a deep groan. He pushed his butt upwards into Goku's palm, and his breathing grew deeper and more rapid. Goku was shocked, and very pleased by his response, but wished to test this percieved invitation before initiating any actions that may be unwelcome. Moving his hand to the other cheek, he lowered his mouth and erotically massaged the first mound of flesh with his tongue, cooling the warm skin and eliciting panting moans from Vegeta. He playfully nipped the cheek before raising his head again.

His index finger continued its journey, running slowly down the crack of Vegeta's ass, then stopping where the buttocks met the thighs. He pushed his hand between the sore thighs, and pulled them apart. His fingers once again grew playful, tickling the soft inner flesh of the white thighs, but also slowly moving upwards, so that Vegeta was torn between laughter and anxious eagerness. He gasped as Goku's finger finally met his anus, carefully exploring the tightness of the opening. The finger was removed, but returned seconds later, wet with saliva, to penetrate Vegeta. He moaned as two more fingers were added, stimulating nerves that had never been touched before.

Goku was gentle with the tender flesh. He built up his rhythm slowly, kissing the small of Vegeta's back as he did so. His extreme emotional state caused Vegeta to come quickly and forcefully, spraying all over Goku's thigh. Goku removed his fingers, and vegeta finally lifted himself back onto his feet. He crouched between Goku's legs, looked into his eyes, then bent his head to lap the spilt seed from the other Saiyan's leg. When this was done, he moved his hands to the front of Goku's shorts and released the huge erection trapped there. Taking it into his mouth, Vegeta sucked Goku into a climax, then smiled at him as Goku collapsed panting next to him in the sand. Goku returned the smile and asked, "How was that?"

"Good," was Vegeta's breathless reply.

"Motivation enough for you to consider behaving? There's one more rule. I want you to try to be nice, friendlier. 'Yknow? Smile once in a while, Vegeta! You're a good person inside. I like you. Others will too, if you give them a chance."

Vegeta stared at Goku warily. "What kind of a rule is that?"

"An important one. If you break it, or any of the other ones, you'll answer to me."

"Maybe I'll break them on purpose then," Vegeta smirked.

"You do, and I'll do the same thing I just did, only stop right after the spanking."

"You mean no..."

"Nope."

"Oh!" Vegeta shuddered. "What if I do follow all the rules and try really hard? Then could we...'yknow."

Goku laughed and stood up, adjusting his clothes. He looked down at the hopeful Saiyan.

"You bet your sweet ass we will!"

Vegeta could still hear his laughter as Goku flew off, and joined in. When he had regained his composure, he surveyed his torn spandex, then simply tied it around his waist as best he could in a makeshift toga. It would have to do until he got home. He rose in the air and began to fly back towards his home when a flash of orange below caught his eye. Thinking it was Goku, Vegeta landed further ahead, then doubled back on foot, planning to take the other Saiyan by surprise.

He was the one caught off guard though. Crouched behind a rock on a hill overlooking the area in which Goku and Vegeta had just had their interaction, Yamcha was vigorously pleasuring himself. As he pumped his hand up and down his hard shaft, he muttered both Goku and Vegeta's names to himself. Vegeta watched as he loudly climaxed, then collapsed spent, eyes closed. Realizing Yamcha had watched everything that had happened between himself and Goku, and been aroused by it, Vegeta smiled hungrily and advanced on the unsuspecting human. Now it was time for him to have some fun.

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tbc? Only if enough people want to see it happen... YEAH RIGHT! I'm continuing this whether you wanna read it or not! Yeah, Yamcha! He's SO cute!