Boredom Induced Mischief

WARNING: OOC of course! This does contain some mild references to people finding Gohan attractive as a child, but that's ALL! Nothing happens with it, I swear! It's only one line! This also contains hints of yaoi longing and a possible future relationship between two men, Yamcha and Piccolo (does Piccolo qualify as a man?). Anyways...enjoy! I don't own 'em, but I should! C&C's always welcome!

Yamcha was bored. He stared desolately at the opposite wall and absentmindedly began counting the patterned flowers for the twelvth time. His gaze fell on the tall figure partially obscuring his view of the dust rose wallpaper.

Piccolo didn't smile when their eyes met. An arched eyebrow and tightening of his lips were the only indications that he noticed the other man was even in the room. Yamcha's natural hesitance when dealing with the tempermental Namek gave way under his growing boredom, and he decided to get some fun out of the silent alien.

"So Piccolo...what's it like being two people at once?"

"Huh?"

"You did mix with that Nail guy, didn't you? That's what Krillin told me."

"If you mean fuse , yes we did."

"So, what's that like? Get any wierd urges or anything? It must be so freaky to have another voice in your head. Like being a schitzophrenic or something. If I..."

"It's none of your business."

"Ok, okay! I was just wondering."

Silence was his only reply. Not to be discouraged, Yamcha tried another tactic.

"Do you ever get turned on, Piccolo?"

" WHAT?!?!"

"'Yknow. 'Dyou ever get hard? What to get some?" He looked at the Namek quizzically. "Don't you know what sex is?"

"Nameks are asexual."

"So? You don't need to have the parts to get the pleasure! Even Nameks have a butt hole, right?"

Piccolo just stared open-mouthed at the long-haired warrior. He silently offered thanks to Kami that his skin was green, and therefore unable to blush.

Yamcha ignored the other man's discomfort and pressed on. He was beginning to truly enjoy himself, as he tortured Piccolo.

"Are you trying to say you've never even thought about it?! Not once? 'Cmon, all those months training Gohan in the mountains and you never even had a slight urge?" Yamcha pushed himslef off the wall and began moving slowly towards the startled Namek, still speaking and smirking mischieviously. "'Cmon, I won't judge. He's a cute kid. You're not bad either. I....Hey! Where are you going? PICCOLO!"

Piccolo quickened his pace as Yamcha's chatter died down, and he heard him coming in pursuit. Powering up, he blasted into the air and sped off, eager to escape the conversation and man below. Though he exerted little power, he was sweating and panting by the time he landed in a small clearing. His heart raced from sexual desire and longing, but he ached from a deep frustration as well. He walked to the edge of a nearby lake,and floated out onto the water's surface. He began levitating in place, trying to use meditation to block out the enticing, yet painful, images creeping into his mind. He didn't hear Yamcha land on the shore behind him, and chuckle softly.

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