WARNING!! This my first attempt at writing an Original Flavor Ranma 1/2 fanfic, so please be gentle. Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi-sama, but the story and two self made characters belong to me, so don't take 'em without my permission! Or I'll send Achan to go and pound you!! *waves mallet threateningly* Another Typical Day Chapter 1: What else can go wrong?! By: Silver Star It was another typical day in the district of Nerima, Tokyo, Japan. Unfortunately, a "typical day" includes Ranma Saotome getting bashed repeatedly by his "uncute" fiancée, Akane Tendo, getting nearly killed in his fights with the eternally lost boy, Ryouga Hibiki, and getting glomped by his other two fiancées, Ukyou Kuonji and Shampoo of the Joketsuzoku, which results in more bashing for him. And of course wherever Shampoo goes, Mousse follows. Is this normal? Of course. Nabiki Tendo, the middle sister of the Tendo family, sat before her desk, deep in thought. Her eyes were narrowed and had a faraway look, but there was a deeply satisfied smile on her lips. It's quite obvious that Nabiki had just caught the jackpot. Normal? Definitely. The day had gone by just like all the others; the only difference is how many times Ranma had been malleted by Akane, and how many times Ukyou and Shampoo had tried to glomp him. And of course, how much Nabiki had earned through her little...business. The euphoria Nabiki felt at the moment could not be said for any other members of the Nerima district. For example, the neighbors of the Tendos were currently moaning and cursing their luck of getting a house that is so near the Tendo Dojo. Of course, no one dared to voice their complaints directly to the Tendos and the Saotomes face, not even the police, fearing the hospital bill that was sure to come. At this exact moment, Ranma Saotome was beyond caring of the neighborhood, busy trying to save his own hide from being stripped off his back by his relentless pursuers. "RANMA!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU BAKA!!!!!!" "Aiya! Husband come back to Shampoo! Shampoo cook husband good food!" "Back off hussy! Ranchan's MINE!!" "Saotome you vile beast! Come face the great Tatewaki Kuno and taste the wrath of heaven!" "RANMA, PREPARE TO DIIIIIIIEE!!!!!!!!!" "Curse you Saotome! Keep away from my Shampoo!!" "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO!! Ranma-sama! Ranma-sama! Come with me and away from these lowly peasants!!!" "Show some respect to your master by wearing this silky darling!!" "GROOWWWLLL!!" [Come back boy! You're slacking off and we must continue your training!] "Ranma, you must continue the Anything Goes Martial Arts by marrying my daughter!" Kasumi Tendo stared as the group rushed pass her, setting her skirt fluttering in their wake. She brought one hand up to her mouth and eyes widened slightly. "Oh my. Does this means we'll have more guest tonight?" [*]~*~<*> <*>~*~[*] Ranma cursed under his breath as he dodged desperately out of the ways of various weapons that were thrown at him. A long length of chain whipped pass him with only millimeter of space between them. A flying bandana and a small spatula pass over his head with a tiny *whoosh*. A wooden mallet that he barely dodged created a dent upon the walkway he is currently running on and he thanked whomever that's watching him that the mallet had not found it's intended target. Various cries of "Ranma, COME BACK HERE!" and "SAOTOME DIE!!!" was heard over the commotion created by Ranma and his "friends". Ranma looked back for one moment, trying to see if he could slip away. When he switched his attention back to what's in front of him again, he realized too late his mistake. With a scream of "WAAAAAA!! WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE???!!!", Ranma crashed face first into the panda that was his father. [*]~*~<*> <*>~*~[*] Somewhere in the world (actually, it's 2 blocks from where Ranma is getting beaten up right now)... "Did somebody say 'trouble?'" the black haired feminine looking boy, about the age of 17, chirped, perking up at the word. Abruptly, he stopped walking and posed with a red rose held between his fingers. "Prepare for trouble!" His companion, a girl about the same age with long dark green hair, glared at him and whacked him on the head with an annoyed look on her face. She hit him on the head again for good measure. "Really, brother, I think you watched Pokemon too much." The boy groaned in pain and croaked out, "It looks like...Team Rocket's...blasting off...ag-" a foot to the back of his head effectively shut him up. "Erk." [*]~*~<*> <*>~*~[*] Ranma groaned painfully as Dr. Tofu poked several places on his body, checking for the places that need to be fixed. Not surprisingly, the places that need to be fixed were a lot. Over thirty to be exact. And the good doctor was not yet finished. Dr. Tofu Ono stepped back with a disbelieving shake of head, but the tiny smile on his lips prevent Ranma from worrying about any fatal problems. "Once again you surprised me, Ranma. I can't believe how many injuries you sustained," the good family doctor said as he stepped over to finally began fixing those thirty-plus injuries. Ranma groaned again. "Don't remind me. It's not a good day for me." It all started in the morning when Akane had tried to cook him breakfast. Needless to say, he wasn't too pleased, especially if what Akane called food is going to poison him. Ukyou and Shampoo decided to drop by and feed their fiancée and Akane wasn't too pleased when he refused to eat her meal, yet, completely demolished Ukyou and Shampoo's food. Where Shampoo goes, Mousse is sure to follow, and exactly four minutes after the appearance of Shampoo, Mousse appeared. If that isn't enough, somehow Ryouga had managed to find the dojo, and was once again trying to kill the man who faulted him. Normally, Ranma could take care of them, no problem. But then, the two KUNOS appeared, one trying to kill him, one trying to get him to marry her. At that moment HAPPOSAI appeared, dangling some bra or something on his finger, obviously trying to get him to wear it in his female form. And then for some ODD reason, his Pops decided that a training trip is in order. There's also the fact that whenever any of his other fiancée appeared before Soun, he gets REALLY angry, and the next thing he knew, he was being chased by Soun and his Demon Head Attack(tm). No. It definitely was NOT a good day for him. Ranma sighed tiredly as Dr. Tofu continued to fix his injury. Too bad Ranma Saotome was never taught to not say those words. To Be Continued... [*]~*~<*> <*>~*~[*] So, what do ya think? C&C are welcome at bailuli@hotmail.com All flames would be pounded out by Akane and her Trusty Mallet. Hoped you guys like this so far! Next Chapter: The White Heron and the Black Fish Enter Bailu of the Joketsuzoku and her twin brother, Heiyu. What do they want in Nerima? And more importantly, what is Bailu doing with a gigantic ROLLING PIN?!