LEXXISTENCE - THE LEXX RPG

I AM THE LEXX. I AM THE MOST POWERFUL DESTRUCTIVE FORCE IN THE TWO UNIVERSES. MY CAPTAIN IS STANLEY TWEEDLE. I BLOW UP PLANETS FOR HIM....... HE IS MY CAPTAIN NOW BECAUSE HE GOT MY KEY FROM HERETICS WHO WANTED TO STEAL ME BUT HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK ME AWAY. ZEV, OF B3K WAS MADE INTO A LOVE SLAVE AS PUNNISHMENT FOR FAILING TO PERFORM HER WIFELY DUTIES BUT THINGS WENT WRONG. NOW SHE IS PART CLUSTER LIZARD SO SOMETIMES SHE IS NOT A NICE LADY. A ROBOT HEAD CALLED 790 IS IN MY CREW ALSO. BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVE SLAVE, ZEV LIKES MEN, EXCEPT FOR STANLEY TWEEDLE. THE ONLY OTHER MAN ON BOARD IS KAI, LAST OF THE BRUNNEN G. BUT HE IS DEAD SO HE CAN’T MAKE ZEV HAPPY. 2000 YEARS AGO KAI’S PLANET WAS DESTROYED BY HIS SHADOW AND ALL OF HIS PEOPLE WERE KILLED. BUT KAI KILLED THE DIVINE SHADOW AND FULFILLED THE PROPHECY. MY CREW WAS SEARCHING FOR A NEW HOME WHEN I GOT VERY TIRED AND HUNGRY...

You have stumbled upon the LEXX RPG. This is the reality that our game exists in:

Following the destruction on Mantrid (the end of Season Two) and The LEXX running out of fuel, causing the crew to all be put in cryostatis (explained in the first episode of Season Three), the LEXX drifted aimlessly, unmanned. But, instead on encountering FIRE and WATER 4,000 years later, something different happened...

The LEXX encountered a Space Station, called Diasis, out in unclaimed space approximatly 2,000 years after the crew went to sleep. It would be more accurate to say that the LEXX crashed into Diasis, and is now bound to it. Diasis has all manners of people aboard it, including species the LEXXians have encountered before , and some they have not.

The Diasis is controlled by two people, the daughter of the original commander (Cmd. Ayan) of the station, Galley, and a strange man named Raies (bad guy! bad guy!) who has money, power among the people of the station, and wants to sell the LEXX for scrap metal. To rid herself of the strange alien Raies and save the LEXX, Galley has decided she must awaken Xev, Stanley, and Kai, for better or for worse...

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