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Muza's Japanese Tutorial

Kloot-chan: Konnichiwa, minna-san and welcome to my little web helper/guide which will help me personally (and hopefully some other people too) to learn some basic Japanese. To help us, I have brought along a little *friend* of mine, heh heh, for which this page is named...MUZA!!

For more lovely stuff on my darling Muza, go to my little shrine.


Muza: *steps from the shadows* Umm..nani? Who are you?


Kloot-chan: *hearts in eyes* Yayyy! Muza-sama!! You will help us learn Japanese, right?!!!


Muza: Uh, sure..*sweatdrop*


Kloot-chan: *hugs Muza* Ohh arigatou Muza! *squeeze*


Muza: *realizes Kloot-chan is a GIRL* Urrrghhh...*turns a frozen blue color*


Kloot-chan: Gomen nasai, but it seems he might be like this for a while...*smiles*


Some time later..

Kloot-chan: *smiles embarrassedly* Gomen nasai minna, but Muza-sama needed to wake up..

Muza: *still nervous* Uhmm..well..we are..going to learn..some Japanese...*gulps*..ne?

Kloot-chan: *grins at him* Hai!

Muza: *suddenly gets brave* WELL THEN..*gets a scholarly hat on* Okay, here is Muza’s Pop Quiz #1. *whips out a sheet of paper and gives it to you* These questions are matching (REALLY HARD!!) *rolls his eyes* and they are the major key questions in Japanese! Do your best!! *GRINS*

POP QUIZ #1

1. Dare A. Where
2. Nani B. How much
3. Naze C. Who
4. ItsuD. What
5. DokoE. When
6. IkagaF. How many
7. IkuraG. Why
8. IkutsuH. How

For the answers, click here. No cheeky peeking!


Muza: So, how did you do? Don't sweat it if you didn't get them all right! That is what this page is for. Besides, I am sure you did better than Kloot-chan..*sigh*

Kloot-chan: NANI??!! Muza, don't tell them that!!

Muza: ...okay..*exasperated* Well, if you are done with the key Japanese question words, now it is on to Quiz #2!! This quiz deals with how to certain phrases in Japanese, such as how to say "Hello, my name is..", "How are you?", and such.

Kloot-chan: *narrows her eyes in determination* I hope I do better on this one...

Muza: The next quiz is a multiple choice one; all you have to do is match the correct English phrase with the Japanese one. Good luck!

POP QUIZ #2

1. Watashi no namae wa Kloot desu.

A. How is the weather?

B. Your name is Kloot.

C. It is nice to know that your name is Kloot.

D. My name is Kloot.

2. Konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka?

A. Hi, where are you going?

B. Hello, do you know where the bathroom is?

C. Hello, how are you?

D. Hi, is my name Muza?

3. Nan desu ka?

A. Who is that?

B. What it it?

C. Who is your hot sensei?

D. Why is that?

4. Dare desu ka?

A. Why is that?

B. Where is it?

C. Who is it?

D. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

5. Muza wa doko desu ka?

A. I dont know, but I sure would like to know...hehehe.

B. What is Muza doing right now??!!

C. Where is Muza?

D. Who the crap is Muza?

6. Ranpu wa soko desu.

A. Where is the lamp?

B. The ramp is there.

C. There is the lamp.

D. I do not know where the lamp is.

7. Biru o san kudasai.

A. I want some beer now please.

B. There is some beer.

C. I am underage, sorry.

D. Please give me three glasses of beer.

8. Ichi, ni, san!

A. What Marron says when Carrot gets a bad case of poison ivy.

B. One, two, three!

C. Two, one, three!

D. Please give me three.

9. Pinku, shiroi, kiiroi..

A. Pink, stupid, klutz..

B. Pink, orange, red..

C. Pink, white, black..

D. Pink, white, yellow..

10. Nana kyu ni, ichi ichi go roku.

A. Seven five one, two two six three.

B. Two three one, six eight nine four.

C. Seven nine two, one one five six.

D. Seven nine two, one one six five.

For the answers to Quiz #2, go here. You probably will not need to, as the answers are quite obvious for most of them..

Gomen minna, Muza is still in the process of writing the third quiz!!-__-; Oh well! We can wait, ne?