Gateau: Whoohoo! Hey, Gateau here. You guys know me, right? Im that guy with the GREEEEAAAATT body, well-defined muscles, perfect tan, blah blah blah..
Marron: Yes, we all realize that quite well by know, Gateau..*sweatdrop*
Gateau: *notices Marron* Well, umm..the purpose behind this page is to show the many flamboyant styles of clothing and accessories modeled by not me..*expects crowd to protest, but they dont* Ahem..?*frowns* Well, instead of by me, they are modeled by Marron, who indeed is PICTURE PERFECT!! *hearts*
Marron: Uhmm..nani? I am a model? Since when was I a clothing model? I never heard about this..
Gateau: Since NOW! *chuckles insanely* Come with me, Marron..*drags him into the back room*
Marron: I have a somewhat bad feeling about this..*sighs*
Gateau: They are NOT!! They WILL happen one day..I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope..*stars in eyes*
Pic #1: Something Marron would never ever do..
Gateau: Awwww man! Where WAS I when that was taken??!! *drooldrooldrool*
Marron: *sighhhh* ....
Pic #2: In reality, Marron would LOCK the bathroom door..
Gateau: Ohh...my...*pools of drool*
Marron: NONONONONONO! *shakes head rapidly* That is not me..I do not think..
Gateau: I am starting to REALLY REALLY like this page! WHOOHOO!!!! Yknow, it makes me wanna..
Marron: *thinking* OH NO...
Gateau: LOOOOOOKKK ATTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Marron: *dead* ....*twitch twitch*
Pic #3: Marron as a Schoolgirl..AWWW..
Marron: I do NOT crossdress.
Gateau: Then what do you call that dress-thingie ya got on?!
Marron: These are my ROBES, not a DRESS! And besides, *crosses arms* I have pants on under this, if you haven t noticed..
Gateau:*looking at the Schoolgirl pic* You know, I ve seen that dress somewhere BEFORE..but I can t put my finger on it..
???: *peaceful quiet voice* That is the normal girls school uniform at Ohtori Academy, Mr. Gateau..
Gateau: WHAT??! Who the @#$% are you, and what are you doing in my Marron love shri-...uhmm..I mean, Marron s modeling showcase! *grins nervous smile*
Marron: Good evening. *speaks to the ???? person* How are you, Anthy?
Anthy: I am very well, Marron-san. Sayonara..*leaves through the gap between dimensions*
Gateau: *dead on the floor* Would you mind telling me WHAT S GOING ON HERE?????!!
Marron: There is no need to be hysterical, Gateau. That was only Anthy, the Rose Bride. You remember her, ne?
Gateau: Ohhh yeah..Well, I hope we don t have any more INTERRUPTIONS *overeager grin at Marron* hee hee..
Marron: *suspicious* And just WHAT do you plan to do..?
Gateau: *snickers* Oh, nothing..Good thing Carrot s not here..
Pic #4: The Movie Gateau Wants to Star in..With Marron-chan..
Marron: AHHHHH!!*blush* No..
Gateau: *lustful sigh* Ohhh yes..I would love especially the part where Romeo, umm..COMFORTS Juliet!! *cheeky chuckle*
Marron: *murmurs to himself so Gateau cannot hear* You wish..
Gateau: Did I ever tell you that you are so beautiful..? *gazes at Marron*
Marron: *stomach churning* Uhmm..I believe you have, Gateau..many times..*embarrassed*
Gateau: YEAH! Come ON, Marron, lets get it on!
Marron: *blue face* Ughh..I would rather not.
Gateau: *singing Carrots song* OHHH.. Im in the mood for LOVE!!!!
Marron: Ohno!!! DONT SAY IT!!!
Gateau: *says it anyway* IM IN THE MOOD FOR SEX!!!!!!
Marron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*MILLIONS of SWEATDROPS!!*Uhhh..*tries to run away*
Gateau: NO you dont, Marron-chan! *cuddles*
Marron:.....*everything gets black* Gateau...kindly..let me..GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*eyes wild and fiery, blue flames surrounding his FURIOUS face*
Gateau: *drops him* Hehh..*lines under his eyes* Gomen nasai, Marron-sama..
Marron: *glares cruelly in the dark* Do not let it happen again, or you shall have to suffer...THIS!
*whips out KFC ofuda*
Gateau: !!!!!!! *extremely extremely (to the max) SCARED* Hai..
NOTE: It is a well-known fact that Gateaus ultimate weakness is sloppy, greasy, full-of-fat KFC chicken. The moment he feels the scaly slimy chicken touch his skin, he will disinigrate into a steaming puddle! [Insert evil laughter here.] *this was all made up by Kloot-chan* DUH! Bwa ha ha!
Minna: Enough of this garbage! Kloot-chan is INSANE. *slams down BACK on their browser violently, it falls off* Uhmm...
Gateau s Fantasies
Marron: NANI???????!!!! When was THIS taken? I NEVER did that! *flushing angrily*
