Lost Again
by Bulma82 and Videl63
'NAMEK! WHERE’S MY SISTER?'
'What do you mean?'
'WHERE’S MY SIS-IN-LAW?'
'I don’t know where she’s at.'
'OH YES YOU DO!'
'No Vegeta. I don’t know where she’s at. If she’s here, then I would be wide-awake. But, sadly she’s not.'
'LOOK DOWN ON EARTH STUPID! I WANT MY SISTER FOUND!'
Piccolo looked down tears were in his eyes. Vegeta heard a whimper coming from the tough Namek.
'What’s wrong green-man?'
'She’s leaving.'
'To where Piccolo?'
'To Neo-Vegetsi.'
'GO GET HER!'
'I can’t Vegeta, he whispered. She’s already in the ship.'
Suddenly the whole gang came up.
'WHERE’S MY DRESS GREEN MAN!'
'Bra, don’t be disrespectful.'
'I BET YOU TORE IT UP AND THREW IT BACK TO EARTH TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT THERE WAS A MURDER! WHERE’S THE BODY? THREW IT DOWN THE LAKE?'
'SHUT UP BRAT!'
'Daddy?'
'Your Aunt Serenade is leaving back to Neo-Vegetsi. Please, let’s go back home and rest for a while.'
Everyone left, except for Dende.
'Hey Dende! Are you coming? The Kami is going to be mad if he finds you here without his permission.'
'Goku, I am the Kami.'
'OH! Sorry, gotta go.'
Goku left and 2 Nameks and the Saiyan were left in the palace.
'Green-man, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have kept you guys apart.'
'All right Vegeta.'
'Piccolo, you can talk about it. It’s all right to say something'
'No Dende. Because I know that 1-day, she’s going to come back and we’re going to start a family.'
'Wait Green-man, I’m getting a message. She said:' ~Sorry Piccolo. But I already got married about 5 minutes ago. Sorry LOSER! Oh Vegeta,tell Bra thank you because I used her dress for the wedding. If you want to know who is your brother in law is Radditz. I just resurrected him by the Dragon balls and we got married. Well anyways, BYE!~
'She dumped me, for him?'
'I guess so Piccolo.'
The next day, Piccolo committed suicide and no one wished him back because they all hated him for not asking her to marry him before Radditz did. Everyone lived happily ever after.
*some ending eh? Well, I felt sorry for Piccolo before, but Videl63 and Saiyan2 told me to imagine a human like child with antennas on their head or a green child with a tail. So to not make the creepy combination, I decided to let Serenade marry Radditz and Piccolo dead.
~THE END~