It’s Showtime!

by Bulma82 and Videl63

Saturday, Son House

'You want us to come to Bulma’s place at 1 today?'

'Yeah everyone! We need to see each other today. Who knows, some evil might come out next month or something!'

'Goten’s right. What do you say?'

'Well, Bra and Pan haven’t seen each other for a long time, and who knows when Mom would stop making that same old recipe.' 

'So, is that a yes?'

'YES!'

Same day, Briefs’ Home

'Bra and I, go shopping till 1:00? And you’re hosting a party?'

'Yes we are woman! Do you not think the prince of all Saiyans could host a party?'

'It’s not that Vegeta! It’s just that, I’m very proud of you.'

'Thank you woman. Now go and shop till you drop!'

While they all left, the Saiyans and Nameks set everything up. Piccolo couldn’t keep his eyes off Serenade, which made her nervous and accidentally spilled some fruit punch over Vegeta.

‘Why is he staring at me?’ she thought

‘That Namek has no respect for my sister!’

‘Piccolo, please stop staring! What are you trying to do?’

‘Man, she’s so beautiful.’

'PICCOLO! WHAT IS THIS? A TABLE CLOTH?'

‘Thank god for Kakarot.’

'Yes, it’s a tablecloth.'

Piccolo went up to Dende, who was smiling.

'What are you looking at?'

'A Namek who couldn’t admit that he’s in love before. Now he’s obsessed with that girl.'

'No I’m not.'

'You made her spill the fruit punch on top of Vegeta. I guess that the staring contest has only begun.'

'Stop it Dende!'

'Better kiss her now lover boy, before she leaves back to Neo-Vegetsi.'

'Shut up!'

He ran away to a nearby lake. Serenade heard every word that they said. Now she couldn’t admit it, but she was in love also. But to a Namek, no she came to earth for another reason. She followed Piccolo to a nearby lake, which was surrounded by flowers and trees, hidden from society.

'Hello Piccolo.'

'...'

'Listen, I know that I haven’t been kind of nice, but can we be friends and start over?'

'Are you really leaving back to Neo-Vegetsi?'

'I must. If not now, then maybe a year or two.'

'Serenade?'

'Yeah?'

'Look, I know that you are Saiyan and all, but there is something that I need to tell you.'

'Well?'

'I think I’m in love with someone.'

'Spill!'

'Not yet. She’s related to my arch-rival. Yes, he and I go a long way back. But then his relative comes and I feel different. Dende knows whom, and wants me to ask her hand in marriage. But she won’t be her much longer.'

'Are you in love with me?'

'I didn’t say that, but...'

'Piccolo, I think...'

He then got closer to her, and she did the same. Soon, their lips kissed. They left all they did wrong behind. Everything was perfect, until... 

'LOOK VEGETA!'

'Serenade!'

They reluctantly broke the kiss, and saw 4 men looking at them.

'You Namek! Keep away from my sister! Get over here Ann!'

'No shrimp face! I-I love him.'

Vegeta did his big bang attack, which split the lovers apart.

'Kakarot, take this Piccolo back to Kami’s Lookout. Brat, take your aunt Serenade to Bra’s room and nurse her back to health with those senzu beans. Kakarot’s brat and little green man, continue setting up the decorations. I need a talk with my sister.'

They did everything that Vegeta requested. Dende felt guilty, because now he broke a family apart. Goku brought Piccolo to Kami’s Lookout, knowing how affective this kiss did to a family.

'Where am I? SERENADE!'

'She’s back on earth, with Vegeta.'

'I don’t think I can make it to the party.'

'That’s because once you set foot in his territory, you’ll be dead meat.'

'What’s Vegeta’s phone number?'

'NO Piccolo! You damaged the family really bad. How can you go on like this?'

'Goku, I love her more than anything.'

'It’s just a little crush. She won’t be here long enough anyway.'

Meanwhile...

'What were you thinking when you kissed that that Namek?'

'I was thinking of us raising a family.'

'Oh great! We are going to have green grasshoppers with tails running around the house now, eh?'

'Well, what were you thinking when you met that earthling?'

'That my kids would be powerful and strong and not green!'

'Please Vegeta, you’ve got to understand that I love someone, just as you love that earthling.'

'Ugh, he’s done enough damage to this family. I will not accept him as a member of the royal family.'

'YOU DON’T NEED TO ACCEPT HIM VEGETA RICE OJIAMA!'

'NO ONE EVER CALLS ME BY MY FULL NAME!'

'NO SERVANT THAT IS!'

'Dad, mom is home.'

'I DON’T WHAT YOU TO SEE THAT NAMEK ANYMORE, UNDERSTAND!'

'SHUT UP SHRIMP FACE!'

'Vegeta, what’s all that yelling?'

'Nothing Bulma! Just playing a video game. Go to the backyard. There is someone I’d like you to meet.'

Bulma went to the backyard and saw all the decorations up. Everyone else came in.

'BULMA!'

'CHI-CHI!'

'How are you doing?'

'Oh, just fine! And you?'

'Great! I can’t believe Vegeta can plan this whole party together.'

'Me too. Goku said there is someone that we all like to meet.'

'That’s right!'

'Dad, who is it?'

'All you weaklings, I’d like you to meet someone.'

A woman wearing Saiyan armor walked through the door. Every one of the single guys (you know who they are) just stared at her.

'Hey babe. My name is Yamcha. How would you like to go out sometime?'

'Don’t listen to him. I’m Tien. Would you like to touch my muscles?'

'Tien’s married. I’m Chao-zu and still single.'

'HA! HA! HA!'

'What’s so funny Goku?' Asked Chi-chi

'T-That’s Vegeta’s sister you guys are hitting on!'

They all looked at the girl, then at Vegeta. They saw the resemblance and were very shocked to see that.

'And the best part is, SHE KISSED PICCOLO!'

'Him! You kissed him?'

'Yes Mr. Yamcha.'

'YOU STUPID KAKAROT! WHY DID YOU TELL!'

'Vege-head!'

'What!'

'Let’s open her into our hearts. I’ve never had a sister-in-law before.'

'Are you Bulma?'

'Yes, I’m sorry. This is my daughter Bra, Gohan, Kakarot’s son, and his wife and daughter Videl and Pan, Kurilin, his wife and daughter 18 and Marron, Chi-Chi, Kakarot’s wife.  I guess you’ve already met the three boneheads who tried to hit on you.'

'Yes I have. Konichiwa everyone!'

'Konichiwa!'

'Speaking of Piccolo, where is he?'

'LISTEN KAKAROT’S BRAT! I CHASED HIM OFF AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE HIM IN THIS PROPERTY AGAIN!'

'Gosh shrimp-face, you don’t need to yell at my son like that.'

'SHUT UP KAKAROT!'

'Vege-head! Please!'

'Ugh, fine. Let’s enjoy the party without the stupid Namek.'

The party went on as planned, but no one seemed to enjoy it. Vegeta was getting so pissed off because he spent $213.60 on this stupid party. Trunks was starting to worry because he went on that date for nothing, and that girl was wild! Goten, who just remembered that he was still in going out with Paris, asked Bra out on the same day that he and Paris was supposed to go out. Everything was going wrong until...

'SERENADE! SERENADE!'

'What’s wrong Vegeta?'

'Woman! Where’s my sister?'

'I thought she was with you?'

'Yeah, but that stupid Kakarot was hypnotizing me with his cheesecake.'

'Well, have you checked inside the house?'

'MOM! WHERE’S MY KNEE LENGTH DRESS?'

‘Oh no! She couldn’t be’

~TO BE CONTINUED~

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