You know you watch too much digimon when

You know you've been watching too much Digimon,but just read this list to see if you watched TOO much Digimon.And yes,there is a difference between too and TOO.

• You paste bat ears on a hampster hoping to get Patamon
• You buy every digi-thing on the market
• You dress up like a digimon hoping you won't be recognized..
• You put green gloves on a white cat
• You go to an angel shop asking if they have anything Angemon
• You talk only about digimon,24-7...
• You only answer to the name Tai
• You want to be called Matt cause you think your 'fine'
• When you watched Jerassic Park you thought the tyranosaurus was Tyranomon
• Your dog can take off its fur
• Your giant pet bird has teeth...
• You acually know that Ikkakumon is a walrus,not a goat
• When you get into trouble,you cry 'Agumon,help!' and Agumon appears
• You overfeed your pet and try to make it digivolve
• Your anti-pokemon
• When someone asks you to name all the digimon you acually suceed to do so
• If your still reading this list
• Your walking down the street and you see a group of kids running from a beetle thinking its Kwagamon
• You think that giant killer beetle in your backyard is Megakabuterimon
• When its snowing at summercamp...
• When your toys end up in toytown
• You beat up your yellow teddy bear because you think its Monzemon with a black gear in it
• You put boxing gloves on your cactus
• Your bird is pink and blue and is talking to you

• You have a digimon site
• You faint when you see Matt
• You think your alergic to everything
• If you still know that Ikkakumon is not a goat
• You watch digimon non-stop for 124 hours,without bathroom breaks
• You wear a blue helmet all the time
• When telephones start to say 'this number exists in your imagination'.
• You have a PINEapple labtop computer
• You think a tent is tentomon
• When giant monsters attack your town you say, 'The digidestined will stop it' and walk down the street happiliy..
• If you drool when you see Angewomon
• If you drool when you see Angemon
• You refuse to leave the angelshop without an Angemon picture
• When your thrown out of the angel shop
• When your hampster grown bat ears
• When your blue baseball grown bat ears
• You turn into Weregarurumon under the light of a full moon
• If you try to commit suicide thinking a digimon will save you
• When a Digimon does save you
• If you STILL know that Ikkakumon is not a goat
• If you think of indians everytime you see Garudamon
• If you dive into freezing water in your underpants trying to save Agumon
• When an Agumon burns your pants
• A Gomamon eats your food 20 minutes after you tell it not to

• The digimon theme song is stuck in your head all day
• You cry because you can't digivolve
• You step on Seadramon's tail
• Your little brother is more mature than you
• Your little sister is more mature than you
• You sing 'TK and Kari sitting in a tree,K-I-S-S-I-N-G'whenever you see them
• When Matt and Tai beat you up for singing that song
• When you beat Tai and Matt up for beating you up
• When there's a royal rumble....
• A bug in your room begs you to stop messing with the computer
• If your still reading this list
• If Etemon is known as the greatest Elvis imposter
• You destroy VenomMyotismon with a broom thinking he's a spider
• You hit a home run because you used Demidevimon instead of a baseball
• You acually have a walking talking digimon
• You steal someone's walking talking digimon
• You sit in digi-poop
• You think digi-poop is mouse,and put it in your hair
• Your friends complain about that stentch coming from your hair
• Your cousing tries to kill your friend for putting poop in his van
• Your name is Ty..but you spell it Tai
• You think of Sora when your talking to a Zora in Zelda 64
• Your little sisters' cat beats you up
• Your read the whole list,and you know that Ikkakumon is not a goat