Okay.. the first part of this thing is just mostly assigning character roles. If you just wanna get to the story, then uh.. since I'm too lazy to figure out that nifty HTML trick (if someone wants to fill me in... I'd be happy to do it), then you'll just have to scroll down. I'll have a break in here somewhere.
BellaMaria: ack! Get... off.. me... please?
Kate Sith: *gets off* hai... Gomen!
BellaMaria: it's okay. *cough*
Kate Sith: eeee..... hehe..... Anyway, we have to think of something fun to do now!
BellaMaria: *nod* we've been saying that for a while...
Kate Sith: *grin* hai.... There has to be SOMETHING fun to do.
BellaMaria: *inhale* *exhale* *the clock is heard ticking... tick...tock...* OY!
Kate Sith: WHAT??
BellaMaria: nothing. was bored...
Kate Sith: oh. I thought you had a ground-breaking idea or something. ^_^
BellaMaria: no.. We could assign our characters roles in fairy tales and make up a story
Kate Sith: *giggle* how NEAT
BellaMaria: I gave all my characters nicknames....
Kate + nyanko: HAI!!
Nikuma: *doesn't move* this is so stupid.
Bella: Once upon a time in a beautiful kingdom lived a beautif- uh.. handsome young prince.
Sami: >_<
BellaMaria: His name was Snow White *out comes Sami*
Sami: .......... Snow White sounds like the name of a woman.
Kate: that's what it IS
BellaMaria: But there was an Evil yet also very handsome stepfather that was jealous of the boy's looks
*show Kinju glaring at Sami*
Sami: *is frightened*
Bella: For he wanted to be the most beau- handsome in the land
Kinju: wanted? I AM
Kate Sith: all i remember is Snow White singing at the beginning.
*giggle*
BellaMaria: Okay.. *cues Sami* SING PRETTY BOY
Sami: *pauses* You can't be serious.
BellaMaria: Oh yes.. I am. Now go on..
Kate: come ON Sami, you're not being any fun.
Sami: *shakes head* no. i won't sing.
BellaMaria: Some day... my prince will come...? But you can change the words
Kate: Sami..... do you want to actually go through this argument and then end up agreeing after we think of some form of persuasion, or do you just want to agree?
BellaMaria: *nod then glare at Sami*
Sami: *groans* please don't make me sing....make Nyanko sing, she likes to sing.
Nyanko: i dont come till later, beautiful
BellaMaria: *sigh* okay.. the princess finds you at the pool, and she's singing... but then you JOIN in with her
Sami: why do you WANT me to sing? I'm worse than you Bella-san
Bella punches Sami
Sami: Itai!!!! what was that for??
BellaMaria: You're NEVER supposed to agree that I'm a bad singer.. it's rude
Kate: you insulted her singing!
Sami: oh..... o_o gomen nasai.... I didn't mean it.
BellaMaria: Even if it is true. Now.. on with the story. *cues Nyanko to ride up to Sami singing*
Nyanko: *grins and opens mouth* matte.... I dont know the words. And how do i ride without a horse?
Kate: *snaps* Nikuma shoulda been the horse.
BellaMaria: *a horse appears* yeah! Nikuma?
Nikuma: ............
BellaMaria: You don't need to know the words.. make some up
Nikuma: *places head in hands*
Nyanko: improvise a song? like in Whose Line is it Anyway?
BellaMaria: uh.. sure
Nyanko: can't i just sing a song i already know?
BellaMaria: sure?
Kate: that wont make sense, Nyanko.
Nyanko: none of this makes sense anyway.
BellaMaria: she's right Kate. Just sing already!
Nyanko: okay! *rides up to Sami* i've been sittin' heeeere, tryin' to find myseeeeelf.
Kate: *plugs ears* oh NO!!!!! not THIS again...
Nyanko: I get behind myseeeeelf, i need to rewind myseeeelf
Sami: um....hi?
Nyanko: shut up, i'm singing. Lookin' for the paaaayback, listen for the plaaaayback... They say taht every maaaan (uh, woman), bleeds just like meeee
BellaMaria: Sami.. You're supposed to be bashful and coy
Kate: that's how Sami always is.
BellaMaria: blush!
Sami: so what the hell am i supposed to do then? oh *blushes*
Nyanko: can i finish? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?!
BellaMaria: good.. now talk to eachother
Kate: jesus. no. That's enough
Nyanko: *grumbles* fine.
*Sami and Nyanko stare at each other*
Nyanko: so....say something!
Sami: YOU say something, i'm the coy one.
Nyanko: *sweatdrop* um....you're sexy.
Sami: *blush* well....arigatou....
Nyanko: uh......
Sami: oh right! yea, you're sexy too.... *looks away*
Kate: *sigh* you guys SUCK.
Bella: *giggle*
Bella: let's cut to the stepfather talking to his mirror.
Kate: you guys cant get ANY more romantic than that?
Nyanko: i'm better if i have LINES, honest!!
*cuts to Kinju admiring himself in a Hotohori mirror*
Kate: heehee
Kinju: Mirror Mirror in my hand, who's the finest in the land? as if I don't know you'll say me...
Kate: ^_^
Bella: *to kate* You can be the mirror
Mirror: Snow white is the FINEST in the land!
Kate: ok....now what? (ur the director)
Kinju: *eyes wide* WHAT THE FU**??? NO FU***** WAY!
Kate: way.
*Kinju inhales sharply* we'll just see about that
Sami: *looks frightened again*
*Kinju goes off to find the hunter*
Sami: um...i dont wanna be the finest in the land anymore....
Bella: ACK! we need a hunter!
Kate: RIGHT!! i FORGOT about that.... um.... one of ur people should be the hunter.
Bella: *props up a cut out of Will Smith* He'll have to do..
Kate: *drools* i loooove will smith
BellaMaria: me too ^^ *cough* ANYway..
Kate: yea, anyway.
Kinju: *walks up to Wil- the Hunter* I need you to kill this man. *holds up a pic of Sami -er Snow White*
BM: *moves the prop to nod yes*
Kate: LOL
Kinju: *to himself* Now we shall see who's the most beautiful! MUAHAHAHA!
Sami: i can be dead and still be beautiful.
Bella: Meanwhile back with our beauty
Kate: Sami, ur not in this scene
*cues to Snow White*
BellaMaria: now you are
Kate: um.....now he needs to be walking in the woods singing to the animals or something, ne?
Sami: i TOLD you im NOT singing.
Bella: well then humming?
Sami: ok, i can hum.
*walks around and hums Sysco's Thong Song*
Kate: how can you hum the thong song?
Sami: well, i'm doing it aren't i?
Kate: not really.
Sami: *sighs*
*BM walks the menacing Will Smith cutout (hey, he's got a gun and it's from MIB) up to Sami*
Kate: PERFECT!
Sami: what the hell? Its cardboard...
Kate: your spozed to be SCARED.
BM: *in a deep voice* I'm going to kill you!
Sami: hai *screams and tries to run away but classically trips over a tree root or something*
Sami: shimata....Kate, i'm not taht clumsy.
Kate: but snow white is. now fall, dammit.
Sami: *falls*
Kate: that wasn't very realistic.
*the cardboard hovers over him*
Sami: eee...it looks a lot mroe menacing from down here.
BM: *still in the deep voice* DA! I .. I can't! He's too damn pretty
Sami: *bats eyes*
Kate: oh, you need a pig to kill right?
Bella: Sami was batting his eyes? *nod*
Sami: uh *blush* of course not
BellaMaria: Or rather the board nods
Kate: *shoves nikuma over* he can be the pig too.
Nikuma: i dont have a heart to cut out.
Kate: good point.
BM: *pulls a knife out from behind the cutout, the blade gleaming in the sun*
Nikuma: O_O what the hell??? Get the fuck away from me!!
*a scream is heard as the scene blacks out*
Sami: why, i'm not gonna die anyway.
Kate: just DO it.
Sami: *sighs, and runs away* later, Bella-san. and Will Smith.
*Kate and Seishi wait patiently*
Snow White can't seem to find a place to hide, so he starts crying in the middle of the forest.
Sami: i wouldn't CRY over that.
Kate: well, you ARE.
Anyway, all the nice little deer and rabbits see this and tell him to follow them.
Sami: how can i talk to deer and rabbits?
Kate: and birds too. i forgot the birds.
BellaMaria: You just can! Now shut up
Sami: *sighs*
Kate: Sam--uh, Snow White is just DELIGHTED when they take him to a tiny little cabin off in some clearing in the middle of nowhere.
Sami: i'd be a little frightened, not delighted.
Kate: well, you're delighted.
The house appears to be abandoned from the outside. The windows covered in dirt.
Snow white walks in and sees a short little table with 7 little chairs, and plates and dishes and dirt and a mess all over the place.
Kate: ok, Sami, comment on how cute everything looks.
Sami: No.
Kate: *glares*
Cobwebs hang from the ceiling, one falls on Sami's face
Sami: oohh, how CUT--WAAAHH ewe ewe ewe getitoffgetitoff!!!!
Nikuma: *laughs* now, he's getting the hang of it.
The little animals laugh at him. He reads the names on the beds... He's very tired, but he knows he wont fit in any, so he pushes them together and sleeps sideways on them, after cleaing them first*
Nikuma: i had sex like that once.
BellaMaria: Sleepiness washes over him. The cleaning can wait til later I s'pose
Sami: hmmmm.... "Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Hungry, bashful, etc etc" what DREADFUL names for children!
Kate: no no
BellaMaria: no no?
Kate: cause he cleans and then the dwarves find him asleep, so we'll just pretend he cleaned already.
BellaMaria: okay... then clean dammit. *stops* or that
Kate: LOL you know "lets not and say we did"
Meanwhile off in the mines, the sound of catfights are heard...
" hi ho hi ho its off to work we go!"
Slutty: *from far off* I'm not a HO! *sound of a scream*
*the sounds are getting closer until we can see a light off in the distance*
Hungry: im hungry.
Lai Li: wo ai ni!!
Doc: I do believe that someone has intruded upon our territory
Kate: shh, you're not spozed to say anything. that was to Lai-chan, not u, Doc.
Sneezy: ACHOO!
Minna: SHHHHHH
HUngry: GOD BLESS YOU!!
Doc: so who wants to be the first to venture inside?
Hungry: i say Grumpy goes.
Grumpy: fuck off.
Varuka: I do too
Sami: gaaaaahhhhhhh.......*curls up*
Slutty: ooh... a handsome guy on my bed... ^_-
Nyanko: *SMACK*
Sami: um....that's not...part....of the story.......
Ruu: *blush* who ... who is it?
Sami: oi.....i dont wanna be in this story anymore...
Slutty: *to Snow White* so... who *traces a finger on his lips* are you?
Sami: *shudders and backs away* NO ONE. I mean...uh....my name is snow white.
Grumpy: you TRESSPASSED on PRIVATE PROPERTY.
Doc: *jerks Slutty away* You've have to excuse my sister... she's a little outspoken
Nikuma: i say we beat the shit out of him.
Sami: um....gomen nasai.... outspoken?
Doc: now now..... let's find out the facts first.
Sami: *mutters* a bit of an understatement
Slutty: whatever
Grumpy: we KNOW the facts.
Doc: *to Sami* wanna enlighten us on the situation?
Sami: uhhh...yea....some cardboard cutout tried to kill me, and i needed to hide thats all.
Doc: *looks disbelieving* Lynch him
Ruu: Ano.. wait!
Sami: NANI???
Ruu: Um...... can you explain more?
Sami: *looks at Ruu* uh....not really.....i don't even know what happened, i was just walking around humming and it came after me with a knife. You'd try to hide if it happened you. I'm really sorry... I'll go now, just dont lynch me.
Sneezy: Yeah, I mean he DID clean tand I mean he DID clean our house
Doc: *looks at her* Are you wearing your glasses?
Grumpy: no one told him he had PERMISSION to clean our house. Let me kick him in the nuts again.
Sneezy: I'm sure he was just trying to be nice... NO
Sami: O_O *whisers* Nikuma, what the hell? yea, yea, what she said! i was trying to be NICE.
Slutty: maybe he just likes touching Sami's nuts
Hungry: can you cook?
Grumpy: dirty whore. That's YOU remember.
Slutty: Ass!
Nikuma: slutbag!
Hungry: i SAID can you cook?
Sami: huh? uh....n-not reall--
Hungry: YES YOU CAN. snow white can cook, remember?
Sami: oh....um, yes, very well.
Hungry: ok, then you can stay here.
Grumpy: why do YOU get to decide?
Bashful: *blushes at the thought of a CUTE guy staying with them*
Grumpy: I'M cute.
Slutty: *kneeslapping laugh*
Nikuma: I AM. Just ask Kirei.
Slutty: no thank you...
Nikuma: pch...whatever, you slut. you wouldn't know a cute guy if he slapped you upside the head.
Doc: *holds her mouth* *sigh* You're welcome to stay as long as you help out. What's your name?
Sami: it's Snow White.... I suppose you guys are the ones with all the terrible names?
Ruu: *blush*
Grumpy: why is your name snow white?
Sneezy: that would be us
Sami: .....um, i really don't know.....
Varuka: Because his- *mouth is held again*
Sami: *blushes*
Bella: awww.. now he should be rose red
Sami: but, i, uh, don't know--
Hungry: just DO it.
Ruu: *to Jerry* He's not gonna make us wash our hands is he?
Sami: *swallows* ok...oh yea! You all have to go wash your hands, and i'll run out and get some takeout.
minna: *sweatdrop* na..nani?
Hungry: you have to MAKE something.
Sami: uh....i can do instant ramen. Is that ok with everyone?
Bella: We like Home made food! Just don't cook like Miaka
Sami: *sweatdrop* uhhhh..... I can't promise you that...
Bella: *sigh* Minna goes out to wash their hands
*Snow White searches frantically for some instant ramen cups*
Sami: what is WRONG with these people?
*~*~*Meanwhile back in the castle *~*~*
Kinju: *smiles smugly, holding the bloody heart of "Snow White"*
Kinju: Heh.. Now I really AM the most beautiful in the world! *holds out his mirror* Mirror Mirror in my hand... who's the finest in all the land?
Mirror: *snickers* sorry, babe, SNOW WHITE is STILL the finest in all the land!
Kinju: GAH! *breaks the mirror over Will Smith's head* Damn him!!! How???
Mirror: ITAI!!!
Kinju: ... I broke the mirror.. heh hehe...
Mirror: :-( how will you know who the finest is now?
Kinju: Good question... damn... mirror? mirror? SPEAK TO ME!!!
Mirror: heh, nice going, now see if i EVER tell you ur the finest again.
Kinju: *gasp* PLEASE!!!!
Mirror: hmph. what do you care who's finest ANYWAY?
Mirror: what, you ALWAYS have to be the best?
Kinju: YES! OF COURSE YOU FOOL!
Mirror: *sigh* narcissistic son of a bitch. Yeah, i guess i can tell you you're the finest if you get rid of that Snow White gir--uh, boy.
Kinju: So he IS still alive? Then what the hell is this damn thing? *hold up heart*
Mirror: pch, i dont know, ask will smith
Kinju: *lets out frustrated scream* I'll kill her.. him.
Mirror: okay, then get to it.
Kinju: *races downstairs and starts a brew* GOD I'M STARVING! Then I'll plan a way to kill that brat
Meanwhile... back in the forest, the sound of music is heard (although I don't know how.. none of our ppl have musical talent)
Kate Sith: *laughs* i'll say.
A dance is being held inside the little cottage. Snow White is dancing with the dwarves
BellaMaria: (what? they can dance too?)
Grumpy: you all look like a bunch of retards
Slutty: *grabs Snow White and pulls dips him* Daaarling
Snow White: waaahhh, *tries to pull away but falls on his ass* go AWAY!!
Doc: *pushes Bashful toward Snow White*
Bashful: er.. um... wanna.. you know... dance?
Snow White: *gets up and brushes himself off* um, sure. *glances at Hungry* c'mon, Bashful, let's dance.
Bashful: uh.. *nod*
And they proceed to dance around the small loft
Hungry: awww, so romantic!
Sneezy: *yawn*
Minna: Hai!!
And all head off into their room... er.. how's the sleeping arrangement work now?
Sami: I'll sleep on the couch
But the dwarves wouldn't have that!
Sami: why not?
So she got their beds whilst they found places in drawers, cupboards, and kettles to sleep in
Bella: Because!
Sami: I'm a guy..
Bella: so? I made an error, k?
Sami: But waaaiiiit, i don't want Hungry and Bashful to have to sleep in DRAWERS
Bella: *sigh* Fine.. they got out the sofa and pulled out the mattress hidden underneath it*
Sami: okay, then. that's good.
And all went to sleep. The next morning the dwarves got ready to head off and go to work. Snow White had carefully prepared some lunches for each and every one of them
Hungry: don't open the door for Stranger's Sami-ch--uh, Snow White!
Snow White made sure to kiss every dwarf on their way out
Bella: *wink*
Sami: O_O
Bella: That's IN the script!
Sami: Can Iskip Grumpy?
Bella: Nope.. he's last.
Sami: and slutty?
Slutty: *comes out the door, a pleading look in her eyes*
Sami: >_< *shudder*
Sleepy/Sneezy: *comes out next and blushes*
Sami: *kisses her gently*
Sleepy/Sneezy: Garsh... *melt*
Hungry: LOL
S/S: Hungry's turn.. *wink to Snow White*
Hungry: *smiles*
Snow White: *blushes*
Hungry: *closes eyes and waits*
Minna: *also waits*
Snow White: >_< *kisses her passionately*
Slutty: HMPH!
Hungry: ooooohhhhhh....
Doc: ...er... *sneaks past them*
Snow White: *pulls away lingeringly*
Hungry: *giggle* sami-chaaaan! *smacks him ont he back, embarrassed*
BellaMaria: I have this image of him with his lips still puckered..
Kate: Kawaii!!
Ruu: *walks out with her head down, also BLUSHING immensly*
Snow White: *is thrown forward* uh.....gomen....
Snow White: *kisses her softly*
Ruu: *turns beet red and giggles*
BellaMaria: Lai Li?
Dopey: wo ai ni!!!!
Snow White: gah.....*pats him on the head* next?
BellaMaria: Grumpy?
Dopey: *looks disappointed*
Grumpy: dont even THINK about it, Sami.
Bella:
Grumpy: *crosses arms*
BellaMaria: kawaii! Just like Grumpy! *to Snow White* now make sure you sneak him a kiss as he tries to get by!
Snow White: uhhhhhhhhhh.....*doesnt want to dissapoint bella-san*
Bella: ^__^
Sami: hai.... *kisses him.....sneakily?*
Grumpy: you SON OF A BITCH! *smacks Snow White*
Snow White: itaiiii!!!
Slutty: *hits Grumpy* Don't hit our guest!!!
Grumpy: i fuckin TOLD him not to kiss me.
Meanwhile back in the castle, the stepfather had finished his stew
Kate: *giggle*
Kinju: YUUUUMY! Now on with my plan...
Mirror: *taps foot impatiently*
Kinju: stares at the mirror. WHAT?
Kate: what foot?
Kate Sith: ok, the mirror said "by the time you get to it, Snow White will ahve died of old age"
Kinju: *glares at the shards of mirror on the desk* Shuddup you ol fool
Mirror: hmph. your loss, i thought you WANTED to be the finest in the land.
Kinju gathers the ingredients for his brew. He silently thanked his old home ec teacher for giving him all her recipes. Not to mention spells.
Kate Sith: *giggle*
Kinju spents hours hovering over the pot stirring and mixing new parts... Finally, he produced a single Green apple...
Mirror: all that for an APPLE?
Kinju: He dipped it into the brew... and "SHUT UP!" and pulled it out again, only this time the apple was blood red.
Mirror: *unimpressed* ooohh, neat little magic trick
*rolls eyes*
Then he did a whole bunch of other stuff to the brew, blah blah blah and turned himself into an old hobo-looking guy.
Mirror: *Sarcasm* oh, NOW you'll be the finest in the land for SURE.
Kinju: Ignoring the broken mirror, he said aloud "This is the ONLY way dammit.. I have to do this" *under breath* Gods.. I look HORRIBLE...
Mirror: I'll say.
Kinju: *smiled at the mirror evilly.* You'll see. *end of scene*
*cues Sami in the kitchen*
Now Snow White is cleaning things and humming to himself like a little girl.
Sami: like a LITTLE GIRL???
Kate: yes, like a little girl, now clean and hum.
Outside the window, a shadow passes by. The birds stop singing
Sami: #_# *notices* nani?
Suddenly a VERY ugly face appears in front of him
Sami: WAAAH *reacts much like Tama-chan when he's surprised by Taiitsukun* *hugs beam* im scaaared...
BellaMaria: that's what I was thinking no da!
Kate Sith: great minds think alike
Kinju: why hello boy... aren't we a strapping yound lad?
Sami: o_O um.....how kind of you to point that out...i'm not supposed to talk to strangers...
Kinju: Oh.. but I'm not a st- *falls over moaning in pain* My knee My knee!!!
Sami: are you okay? what happened? *approaches the hobo to help him*
Kinju: Arthritis m' boy.. it's nothing.. may I sit down for a minute?
Sami: sure, sure, come in... *helps the hobo to a seat*
Kinju: Thank you.. *stumbles over and sits*
Sami: What are you doing in the middle of the forest?
Kinju: I'm ... (what IS he doing...?) visiting my sister...? I was going to bring her these lovely apples
Sami: oh! well, where does she live? Maybe you shouldnt walk there by yourself.
Kinju: You've been soooo kind to me... would you like to have an apple? Tis not important where she lives...
Sami: um....hai. They look very yummy.
Kinju: *smirks and hands Snow White the Reddest apple in the basket* Here you go lad. Eat up boy..
Sami: Arigatou! *is about to take a bite*....wait....i really shouldn't.... I shouldn't accept things from strangers. No offense, but they could be poisoned or something.
Kinju: *disappointed look* AYIIIEEE! My knee.. I'm dying.. Oooh I'm dying!!!
Kate Sith: you're supposed to bite the half of the apple that's NOT poisoned, to prove it
Sami: gomen nasai!
BellaMaria: oh... I didn't know that! okay
Sami: is there any way i can help you?
Kinju: Here, let me prove it to you dear.. why would I poison my own sister? *bits part of the apple that's not poisoned*
Sami: ... *grins* good point! *takes a bite* yummy!! um....... *leans against the table*
Kinju: *smile* Yes...?
Sami: whoa.....head rush.....
Kinju: Are you feeling alright?
Sami: n-no....not really........... *drops to knees* *clutches head, and starts to cough violently*
Bella: Reading back over this, after the fact.. that just sadly reminds me of Jenova. ;_;
Kinju: *starts cackling*
Sami: wh-what the hell?? *passes out*
Kinju: You fool! Now I will be the finest of the land!
Meanwhile the animals that have been watching race out to get the dwarves. They aproached the mine and went after the first dwarf in sight... Grumpy
Grumpy: what the HELL??? ahhhhh, make them go away!!!!
A deer came up and bucked Grumpy up onto it's back. Doc took notice of this and knew instinctively that something was wrong with Snow White
Nikuma: ITAI, you don't DO that to a guy.
Slutty: How the hell did you get all that from THAT?
Doc: *shrug* But we must hurry back!
Hungry: he's SMART. hai!
Doc: *nod*
So they all hopped on the nearest animal and took off.
Hungry: *tries to hop on a rabbit* *squishes it* oops... *grabs another deer instead*
Sneezy: *sniff* poor rabbit... wait! STEW!!! *grabs the remains of the poor animal*
Hungry: *drools* ok, now we'd best get back.
Soon, the animals and their riders reached the small cottage. A silence flooded the forest
Grumpy: .......are we gonna go in? What if there's a serial killer in there?
Ruu: *walks in and sees Snow WHite sprawled on the floor*
~*~*~*~
The funeral held for Snow White was one of exquisite beauty. Everyone and everything seemed to weep for the lost beauty.
Grumpy: BEAUTY?
Hungry: *crying* *SMACK* be SAD, asshole.
Ruu: *sheds a single tear*
Sneezy: he was soo nice..
Slutty: damn.. I was hoping to get some.
Hungry: *sheds one of those ongoing streams of tears that anime chicks do*
Grumpy: He couldn't cook for shit.
Soon the sound of singing is heard in the distance. It's a girls voice... singing what appears to be a kid rock song...
Nyanko: *from the distance, getting closer, continues from before* and now i feel like number ooonnnneee. Yet, i'm laaaast in line. I watch my youngest soooon. It helps to paaaass the time. I take too many pills to help ease the paaaaiiiiiin. I made a couple dollar biillls. But still i feel the saaaame
Doc: *listens carefully*
Nyank: Everybody knows my naaaame
Soon the face of the voice is known as a young girl rides up to the casket.
Nyank: they say it out loud. A lot of folks fuck with meeee. It's hard to hang out in croooowds *stops singing* what's this?
Slutty: that's my kind of song...
Kate: he's in that clear casket right?
Doc: ahem, this is a funeral service being held for the beautiful- handsome Snow White *gestures to the see-through casket*
Nyanko: Jeez, how'd that cute little thing manage to die?
Sneezy: You.. you knew him? *choke*
Kate Sith: note: i dont actually remember how this scene went in the movie, can you tell? ^_~
Doc: would you want to say a last farewell? *lifts the casket*
BellaMaria: we forgot the killing Kinju part too
Kate Sith:
BellaMaria:
Nyanko: ............... KISS Sami?
hmmm....never thought i'd have the chance...... *leans in and kisses him sweetly*
Sami: ITAI...Nyanko...your fangs....
Nyanko: gomen....
Doc: He.. He's AWAKE!!!
Snow White: *opens eyes slowly*
Nyanko: nice cover
Snow White: I...am....
All the dwaves go to Snow White and hug him till he turns blue, shocked that he is really alive.
Snow White: um...Snow White can't breathe.. *looks at Nyanko* who.....are you??
Princess Charming (that's right): I'm Princess Charming, remember? we had a brief affair, and i sang.
Snow White: hai, hai.
Doc: Thank God you're alive Snow White. We found you after that bastard poisoned you.
Snow White: poisoned.....
Hungry: *SMACK* i TOLD you not to talk to strangers.
Snow White: itai! gomen nasai....
Hungry: *hug* it's ok.
Doc: Yes. Some old hobo was trying to run away when we got here. We caught up to him however and Lai Li kicked his ass
Lai Li: *beams*
Doc: And then the hobo fell off a cliff or something.. I'm not too clear on the details... *turns to the other dwarves who also look baffled*
Princess Charming and Snow White and the 7 dwarves live happily ever after. So finally the long lasting dispute was settled. Snow White was the most handsome in the land.
BellaMaria: *cues the KISS*
*Princess Charming and Snow White look at each other for a minute* *both shrug and kiss*
THE END