Dear Ashitare, Hah! You can't stay down for long... it's not like you Seriyuu to give up easily. Anyway, re-checking my earlier responses, you asked how well my Utopias class went. It went extremely well, and I learned lots. Now I'm taking a science Fiction course this semester, and learning even more. Sorry that we couldn't give all of you a bunch of Christmas gifts, but if you give us a list of what you wanted, I'm sure there are enough fans who would give 'em to you. I suppose I have a curious question for you. When things like Tsutsuji's computer break down, is there anyplace you migrate to until things recover? Silver, the Adept

Dear Silver, the Adept,     I am glad to hear your classes have gone so well. Education is such a luxury. We do usually answer questions on the message board, but not many people choose to use it. Tsutsuji can use internet cafes, though the length and expense of train rides can prove difficult. Ashitare

Dear Miboshi,  YOU YOU KILLED CHIRIKO!!!YOU !YOU....YOU....YOU....::pounces on him with a group or crazed fan girls:: chiriko luver

Dear chiriko luver,     I didn't even know I had fan girls! That's cool. They'll make good demon chow. Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu seishu, *eyes shimmer with tears* Holy Bahamut...you're...you're....you're FINALLY BACK! *crushes Seiryuu Seishi in bear hug with Lord Of The Rings music in background* Good gravy of gout, I missed you guys =D Life has been so meaningless without you people XD Man...it's been so long since I've written a letter here that it's as if I don't know you dudes anymore o__O;; but ah what the hey ^___^ *crushes everybody in a hug again* Oh, and I couldn't get any dandy presents this time.T_T All my New Year money has been used to buy cake. Yup, cake. (I like cake. Mmmmm.)So...*yanks pieces of cake out of pocket* Hey! Whaddya know...I didn't know I had these babies lying around here >D Okay!*starts passing out cake with pocket lint stuck to it* The coffee and walnut one is for Ashitare, the black forest is for Nakago(don't worry...this one is harmless...or IS IT?O__O...), the strawberry and cream one is for Soi, the blueberry and cheese one is for the twins, the tiramisu is for Tomo and the special mystery meat pie is for Miboshi >D(if you feel something wriggling in your mouth, just tell yourself: it's only the maggots...it's only the maggots...*evil grin*) Wokay! Sorry if those presents aren't up to your standard T__T I'll probably get something as soon as my wallet stops being so damn anorexic ( And by the way, WELCOME BACK! *demented grin* Jials, and she's happy, dammit.

Dear Jials,     Thanks, we're happy to be back too, and always happy to hear from you! Thanks for the cakes, lovely gestures as always. Seishi

Dear Nakago,  Say...have you ever had a brief moment in time when you suddenly realised how small our world actually is? It happens to me so often nowadays and I can hardly explain it. Like on Tuesday, I was eating fried noodles, then I suddenly thought: "Hey, here we are on this itsy bitsy rock in space with green stuff growing out of it, and we move around on it in small, weird metal boxes, and we talk to each other using even smaller and weirder metal boxes. We read lots and lots of books so that we can be smarter and hoard lots of small green pieces of paper. And then about 30 years later we drop dead and get eaten by worms." I know it sounds so bleak and a little queer but it's been bugging me for awhile...kinda makes me feel like whatever I'm doing now is meaningless. It's as if we've been doing what our ancestors have been doing for millions of centuries, except we just wear different clothes, listen to different music and talk differently, and that we just eat, sleep and ! work until we die. Kinda makes you ponder on the meaning of life doesn't it........gah, okay, that was pointless X_X you don't have to reply to this one if you don't want to. Jials the Puzzled, Distracted Pervert

Dear Jials,     I have thought of that at times, when I'm feeling philosophical, and at times it strikes me just how amazing people are to have created such an intense and complex society in the first place. Sometimes everything seems trivial and sometimes it seems grand, depending on my mood. I think that's a fairly normal reaction to the world. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, Konnichiwa Amiboshi san *bows*, I hope you have been well. I am Sakura, I haven't written in a long time. I wish to apologize. My family and I are in the process of moving to Houston, Texas. It has been hard, but I know we will be alright. My brother Tori wanted to write Suboshi a letter, but he's at a late basketball game kickin' the opposite team's butt. (ganbatte Tori kun!) He plays soccer too, but that's in the spring/summer. He's stressed with all of the moving, and I don't blame him. Please say hi to Suboshi for me and Tori! Sakura

Dear Sakura,     It's all right, we've been gone a long time too. Why are you moving? I know that's stressful, but good things can come of it too. We're always here for you when you need us. We hope Tori did well in the game! And Suboshi says hi back. Amiboshi

Dear Suboshi,  are you familiar with the korean singer boa?if u do do you think she is pretty? yuu jiin

Dear yuu jiin,     Actually, yes, and I like her music, too. Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, Which is more painful/amusing? 1. The warping the English language to the point where you wonder if you're reading some Newspeak thing out of <u>1984</u> 2. The misuse of Japanese words, most often found in the ever infamous Mary Sue fic. Lady Palindrake

Dear Lady Palindrake,     Interesting question, my dear. Both are odious, though I find distortion of the English language worse than fanboy Japanese, simply because it is more widespread. Fanboy Japanese can usually be avoided by simply avoiding badly written fanfics. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  Welcome back! I've missed you guys! Bummer. I've already been over to the Suzaku page and asked Chiriko my question(s). Rrg. Ashitare, a loooong time ago, I told you that I wrote a story about werewolves, and I've LOST it. So I can't send it to you! I'm sorry. Since it was Valentine's Day recently, and since there are so many mean letters sent to you, I will say something nice about each of you. Nakago: You have very nice hair. Miboshi: You have a cool voice and awesome levitating skills. Tomo: You have a unique appearance and your powers are cool. Soi: Lightning rocks! You have pretty hair. Suboshi: You are incredibly loyal- people should follow your example in that department. Amiboshi: You are very mature. You are also one of the only pacifists in Fushigi Yuugi. Good job! Ashitare: You are a stickler for good spelling and grammar, in a world where it doesn't seem to matter as much anymore. Tsutsuji: You are awesome for putting up this site. Kudos! Happy (belated) Valentine's Day! I hope I managed to make you all feel good! Ja ne! (sorry about the lengthiness of this letter) wyrd

Dear wyrd,     Thank you so much for your compliments! they mean a lot to all of us. (Well, Nakago wouldn't comment, but inside, I know he's pleased) Tsutsuji appreciates the compliment as well. You certainly accomplished your goal. Thank you! Soi

Dear Ashitare,  How was the long break? Did you get any good books for Christmas? Did you give any of your fellow seishis Christmas gifts? How did they react, if you did? Oh, and I got you a book called "Homecoming". Some people might find it slightly long-winded but I find it quite enjoyable. I hope you enjoy it. If you can't get past the first page without swearing, it's ok. Triste

Dear Triste,     We had a good break, uneventful for us; quite busy for Tsutsuji, between traveling, anime conventions and repairs. I gave each of my fellow seishi some books, but only Amiboshi and Soi showed much enthusiasm. I just finished The Deep End of the Ocean and am beginning The DaVinci Code. Thank you for the book, my dear; I'm sure I shall enjoy it. Ashitare

Dear Soi, does ashiare have a ghost writer?i mean on this site hes so ...smart esther

Dear esther,     No, we just learned to translate better. Soi

Dear Nakago, Nakago...aishiteru..itsu made mo... Soi Kaen

Dear Soi Kaen,     Why are you using both your first names? I know who you are. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, do u like your bother,also when Maika had a fever why did u take off your shirt and then get on her??? shinta

Dear shinta,     Yes, I like my brother. I did that with Miaka because chi is transmitted better when we can have as close a contact as possible. Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, Haha! I know how to annoy you! Bwahahaha! (I'm still working on my evil laugh, thank you very much.)Annnyways... *starts singing "Freckles" from Rurouni Kenshin over, and over, and over...mimicking the voice perfectly* ^o^ Suki-neko

Dear Suki-neko,     *rolls eyes* Oh well, it's no more annoying than Tomo. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,  i can tell you that alot of fan girls love you *hhehhehehhehe blushes* but how do you manage to like someone like your evil twin brother? and tomo? beatiful hotohori

Dear beautiful hotohori,     I love Suboshi because he's my brother, because I know the sweet child he used to be, and that he truly feels remorse over all he's done. But i never liked Tomo and I still don't. Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Gosh you guys! I've missed you! Argh! I would cry but I don't think it's appropriate. So, how was the New Year? Oh, and "Happy" Valentine's Day. I don't celebrate so all I have to give you guys are newly designed goth voodoo dolls. [I'm not a goth, just like making dolls that look like goths.] Ah, and how was your Friday the 13th? Many people, including me, had a terrible time that day. Keep updating please! A joyous, Forte

Dear Forte,     Thanks for the dolls! I can surely put them to good use. Would one of these work on Suboshi, you think? Or Miaka? Our new year was great, just had a nice dinner, wreaked some havoc in the palace party rooms. How about you? Miboshi

Dear Miboshi,  Ah, it's nice to be able to talk to you again. Well, as "talk-ish" as it gets anyway. [Please ignore the terrible English.] Good news! I've learnt how to make edible fried rice! Bad news... I destroyed the kitchen three times before achieving non-toxic food... Forte

Dear Forte,    I love fried rice. What did you do with the previous threes toxic foods, may I ask? Miboshi

Dear Nakago, can i have a hug?please???why dont you give people hugs?::hugs him:: neetra

Dear neetra,     No, because I don't like to be hugged. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, I LOVE YOU!!!!! -GLOMPS- hehehe ^-^ -sits on you- Shelby

Dear Shelby,     Thanks...but do you really have to cut off my air supply? Amiboshi

Dear Tomo, Eeks!! I missed you, Tomo!! You're sooo cool!! Lets go beat up Tama for saying that ya look ridiculous!! He should talk!!!! Erutis

Dear Erutis,     I've missed you too; good to see you again! And yes, that sounds like a wonderful idea... Tomo

Dear Ashitare, I feel so bad for you! I give all the other seishi presents on their birthday, but I don't know yours! Tell me the date you want to get your present, okay? Selena

Dear Selena,     My birthday is November 21st. Thank you for the thought, my dear. Ashitare

Dear Tomo,  Hi!i so glad they reopenedis site!now i can bother miboshi and make him suffer for killing my chiriko kun chiri fan

Dear chiri fan,     I guess you can if you want, but it takes a lot to annoy Miboshi. I know; I've tried. Tomo

Dear Nakago, *flies down onto Nakago's shoulder and glares at him*-________- The Canary's Ghost

Dear Canary's Ghost,     Soi...get the swatter, will you? Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,  ::tries to play the flute and fails badly::aahhh i cant do it! shunke baba

Dear shunke baba,     Don't worry, you just need more practice! Do your best! Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, I hate you so much!! Chichiri you is so much cooler! go to h*ll! your killed hotohori! hotohori shall kill in the after life mawhaw mawhaw mahw!!! mangalover

Dear mangalover,     This is incomprehensible. Do try again after you've taken grammar lessons. Nakago

Dear Ashitare, Say...have you read "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" Trilogy by Douglas Adams?O___O If you haven't...here ya go!*passes books to Ashitare* Read it. I swear you'll be guffawing for days on end^_____^(like I did, except mine was more of a "meeehahahhahaa" instead of a "gwahahaha". Okay. That was unnecessary o_O;;) Jials *insert witty phrase here*

Dear Jials,     Actually, I have, but it was quite a long time ago. I recall I found it amusing, especially the first parts. Ashitare

Dear Tomo,  Dear Tomo... I just want to know, how much you love nakago? Subaru

Dear Subaru,     I idolize him, in a way, and know that we could be kindred spirits if he could just open up to me. Tomo

Dear Nakago, What do you think on returning to the world of Miaka in other serie of ovas and to be a new enemie, and be a god with ultimate power. Do you know about the new manga of Watase sensei Fushigi Yugi Genbu Kaiden? What do ya think ? Lovely boy. One last question. Who do you lave most soi or Yui? Your dear Friend Taka Sukunami

Dear Taka Sukunami,     I don't really understand the first question. We've read the first manga od the Genbu Kaiden; it's interesting, but basically the same as the first series. Not that that's a bad thing. I love Soi. Nakago

Dear Nakago, Would you and the other seishis mind wishing Jials a very Happy Birthday? It's tomorrow. I'm sure she would like it very much if she received wishes from her favourite badies on her birthday. Thank you for your time. YP

Dear YP,     We're so sorry! We didn't get this in time! So, Jials, very happy belated birthday! *Amiboshi's plays "happy birthday" while Ashitare offers a cheesecake* Seishi

Dear Nakago, Hmm....and I haven't seen you around in awhile >D *poketty-poke* To make up for that sinister piece of cake here's a little ode I made up for you ey.>=D "Oh Nakago, with lustrous hair Kicking ass without a care: How I wish I had that smirk; My puny death-glares never work. O big, blonde dude with "oyster" armour, Squishing the Suzakus with such fervour; And such blue eyes! so cold, so cruel; Like a leftover bowl of oatmeal gruel. Blasting wimps with a wave of your hand, With a personality but few understand, Nakago-sama, you da bomb man; Keep it up, my evil friend." "A leftover bowl of oatmeal gruel"?? *cringes* I...think I'll just go find a nice lake to jump into now...=_=;; Jials, who has just publicly humiliated herself

Dear Jials,     That is...terrible. Really terrible. Good for a laugh, though. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I saw the funniest pictures of you guys. Soi was nice. Amiboshi and Suboshi, I think, were narcisstic cause they were hugging each other and there was little hearts so I thought they loved their own face. Miboshi was bald, and I mean literally bald. Nakago was the strangest. Nakago was a total wimp, he got married to Soi, later he was carrying a baby while cleaning the house While Soi went to work. I dunno about Ashitare and Tomo though. Yuki

Dear Yuki,     Umm...okay. Where did you see this? Seishi

Dear Tomo, YAY! You're back! I missed you! Guess what? There's this cat that my family is taking care of. She can't come inside, because my brother's allergic, but we're feeding her and we made her a house. And she's going to have kittens! As for the question about the soda, I think the Sprite Remix has so much suger that the person who drinks it feels like he/she is drunk. Plus, there's no hangover, which is a good thing. Otherwise, I'd never get over it! Well, use the soda as you see fit. ^_^ Selena

Dear Selena,     How interesting; what are you planning to do with the kittens? Tomo

Dear Nakago, I have a question about when you whaere a kid.When you where a kid was your personality as bad as it is now or where you nice?and thet girl toria if she was still alive and you had to marry her or soi who would you marry?please reply kiriko

Dear kiriko,     I don't recall much, but according to the memories Tomo dragged out of me, I suppose I was nice, by your definitions. If Taria was alive I'd never have met Soi, so it's not really an issue. Nakago

Dear Ashitare, Yo XD since you're the authority on proper writing conduct on the net I've got a question for you: what in the name of Tabasco sauce is l33t-speak? I've been seeing that phrase in forums everywhere and I only have a vague idea of what it is. Jials

Dear Ashitare,     It is a form of "hacker language" wherein people substitute numbers and symbols for vowels. I find it quite irritating. I did find a good explanation of it here. Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi, Hey, I have a friend named Caitlin who plays the flute like you (just not as well,hehe). I think she really likes you. Once in class I randomly said, "Amiboshi" and she started blushing and telling me not to say that. What do you think of her, I know she knows I know that she wants to know! Ayashi

Dear Ayashi,     Wants to know what? Amiboshi

Dear Ashitare, wha u so sart in da seiyuu site ah mean you were hella dumb in a seiries dashawna

Dear dashawna,     "Dumb"? Pot, Kettle on line 2. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, i have a few questions: soi-way to go girl! how come you never gave up on nakago even if he dosnt feel anything for you? nakago- if you had to choose changing "ki" withe soi or yui-wich one you prefer? and why do you always answer so shortly? amiboshi- you are my favorite charecter after tomo-since he is gay (;.;) you are cute and kind.. i just wanna make sure- you are not gay to?.. (the pictures with your brother dosnt look so good :\) tomo- finally-tomo sama.. i have a freind here who is an actress- (men) he admire you- would you give it a shot? (after you broke my heart... ;.;) well-thats it for now^.^ Byako No Miko

Dear Byako No Miko, Soi: He does, he just doesn't show it well. Nakago: With Soi. And that's just the way I speak. Amboshi: Thanks. I'm sure I'm not gay, and neither is my brother. Trust us, we know. I love Miaka and he loves Yui. Tomo: Your friend is a man and an actress? How does that work? Seishi

Dear Nakago,  now reallydonk think im a hentai or something- but have you enjoyed those "ki sharing" with soi? or its just a way to get stronger? soi-comoon the man hes no feeling -.- or you clame otherwise?.. miki~chan

Dear miki-chan,     Of course I enjoyed it. Who wouldn't? Nakago

Dear Ashitare, Why..did you kill Nuriko so brutally? I don't mean to seem like I'm on HIS side, I mean Soi, Amiboshi, Suboshi and Nakago are really cool, it's just Nurik had a special place in my heart.. *sheds a tear and runs to Suboshi crying* Ayashi

Dear Ayashi,     I believe I've covered this innummerable times and don't care to again. Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi, I luv you! Chiharu

Dear Chiharu,     Thank you! Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, hello Nakago-sama, its me Myra again.You're probabley(did I spell that right?o_o) wondering why I usually pop up here on Valentine's Day... well its because my big sis Jials always chickens out when she wants to pass you her Valentine present, so she asks me to do it for her ^_^ *passes black skull-shaped card and python plushie to you* there ya go ^_^and she says sorry if the card stinks, because her arm is still broken and she's not an much of an artistic person anyway.*Jials waves nervously from corner and grins like a stupid idiot* oh yeah, and Happy Valentine's Day to you too. I think you're a wonderful person^_^yeah. Myra

Dear Myra,     Thank you for the gifts, both of you. they're always very...interesting. And at least this one didn't infect me. Nakago

Dear Tomo,  im a very big fan of yours-you look sooooo good without the makeup and i wanted to know for my dake-are you gay? (im girl-i wanna know if i have a chans ^.^;) ayame-chan

Dear ayame-chan,     Thank you and yes, I am. How can you not tell? Tomo