Dear Ashitare,

I'd like to ask a question of you concerning the way you answer your letters, if you don't mind. On the home page, your link says that Nakago translates for you. So do you really talk as sophisticated as you do, or is that Nakago? Please don't consider this an insult, I generally don't care how people talk. I'm merely curious.

Oh, and how's your reading corner going?

Songwind

Dear Songwind,

    Actually, we need to correct that at some point; Nakago hasn't translated for me since I learned to type. Which is why, by the way, I now sound
intelligent. The bastard was deliberately mistranslating my words.

The reading corner is hopefully taking off. I rather like the idea of a place where people can recommend books to each other.

Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Well its that time of year again.The leaves are
changing,apples are being picked,the days are getting shorter, little gobins are
running around
[my sisters],and Miboshi is casting his spells for the Halloween
fun!And every year you ask yourself the same question:what to go as
Halloween?This year I'm going as a sorceress and my sisters are going as Aragon
and Gimli from Lord of the Rings.So what are my favorite villians going
as? Happy Halloween and make sure Miboshi dosen't hurt Tamahome too
much with his spells!{just kidding hit him with all ya got!}

Mrs.Piccolo

Dear Mrs. Piccolo,

Tomo: Ah...I'm thinking of going as Koujiro Sasaki. I'm in a samurai mood this year. Or maybe Suzu from Peacemaker.

Nakago: I don't dress up.

Amiboshi: I want to be Will from Pirates of the Caribbean! Except without the really silly hat.

Suboshi: Since Amiboshi will be Will, I'll be Jack Sparrow!

Ashitare: Costuming isn't normally a hobby of mine, but I'm rather enamored of dressing as a Hogwarts professor this year. Perhaps Lupin would be a good choice.

Soi: I'll be a geisha this year.

Miboshi: One of the zombies from "28 Days Later." Complete with my own hoarde.

Seishi

Dear Miboshi,

About the last letter I sent to you, I am really sorry about
the terrible grammar.Lately my head has been in the twilight zone.If
only my mom would believe me;I'm having a hard time explaining the huge
dragon-like cat creature in my bedroom.It's scaring my mom's fishes half
to death.Also, the recipe I used that blowed up my mom's kitchen was
not recorded;sorry,but my advise is to mix sulphric acid with a whole lot
of leftovers.
P.S.-Sorry again for the terrible English.

Forte

Dear Forte,

    YOU have the dragon-cat? I've been looking everywhere for that thing! give it back! Hmm, sulpheric lasagne! Sounds good...hey, Suboshi...hungry?

Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Okay, I have this crush on this guy that I've known for about
3 years, up until about 2 years ago I realized my love for him. But,
I've never been able to tell him my true feelings. What should I do? I'm
not sure but he might know because my friend told him that I like him
but I told him that I liked a guy from a Television show with that same
name.

Please, help me Seiryuu Seishi, you are my only hope.

Purple LightSaber

Dear Purple LightSaber,

    Well, it's really up to you. We recommened being honest with him, and you may be pleasantly surprised if you do. The question you have to ask is what you'll do if he doesn't reciprocate. Friendships can and do survive if the feeling isn't shared, but you may have to weigh what it's worht to you. Good luck and keep us posted.

Soi

Dear Soi,

I don't know but I've been told
Someone here is getting old!
Good news is I sing for free,
Bad news is I sing off-key!
Soundoff! Happy!
Soundoff! Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!
Just kidding! But seriously, happy birthday! Maybe Nakago will give you a SPECIAL presant!!!

Leaboshi

Dear Leaboshi,

    Thank you! i hope so, too!

Soi

Dear Nakago,

Hello, First time writer so I'll just lay out the scene. I am
dressing up as the Priestess of Seiryuu for an animé convention coming
up and my friend (I just found out) is dressing up as the Priestess of
Suzaku. We're both planning on entering a cosplay contest and I'm
afraid to compete against her. What should I do though, cause I feel I am
obligated to finish what I started. But then ya never know, she wouldn't
want to rival me I am sure. But should I pull out? Should I keep the
aggression down? Thanks for your time Nakago.

Neo Nuriko

Dear Neo Nuriko,

    Definitely don't pull out. Cosplay competitions are so much fun. Is there a group segment? When Tsutsuji and Katsu play Soi and Tomo, they usually make a skit and compete together against other groups. And if you do compete against each other, try to be happy if the other one wins. After all, this is just for fun!

Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

 I agree with you. I couldn't stand Aeris. Sure, she has some
redeeming qualities, like the fact that she's optimistic and that she
died for the good of the Planet, but her negative qualities outweigh the
good ones, like her extreme flirtatiousness (to the point that she
tries to make Cloud like her under Tifa's nose), whininess ("Cloud, help
me!") and of course, running away and running smack dab into trouble.
More questions---I do hope you don't mind:

1) Soi, what did you mean when you said that Yui and Scarlet were the
same?

2) What do you think of Advent Children, supposedly the DVD sequel to
FFVII?

crystal tiara

Dear crystal tiara,

Soi: In that they both have a primadonna complex. And I can't wait for Advent Children!

Amiboshi and Suboshi: We think it looks really cool! It's kind of funny to see the more realistic animation style coupled with Cloud still having his huge sword, though.

Ashitare: I suppose it's all right, if you like that sort of thing.

Seishi

Dear Tomo,

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOMO!!!
Here's your present! *hands him a stone* An ammonite fossil! Twirly,
swirly shell... Ugh, I'm getting dizzy! Do you like it?
And I also made you a no-bake chocolate mint cheesecake pie! (That's
the extent of my cooking ability.)*hands him the pie with lit candles on
it* Make a wish and blow them out!

Leaboshi

Dear Leaboshi,

    I like it very much! Except Tsutsuji stole it and ran off singing, "Twirly, swirly, twirly, swirly..." We think she's lost her mind. The pie is wonderful, thank you! and thank you for remembering my birthday!

Tomo

Dear Ashitare,

Too many ellipses? Ah well, it's not that me and YP have this obsession about them, it's just that we, or at least I, can't seem to find any other way to create long pauses by using punctuation, so gomen ne... *gives iced lemonade to Ashitare* Think of this as a compensation from both of us to all the times you screamed yourself hoarse by looking at our tormenting ellipses, ne. =P

Jials The Bewildered, Apologetic Pervert

Dear Jials,

    Thank you for the lemonade, my dear. In regards to your problems with punctuation, ask yourself if:
a) It is really necessary to write in a confusing manner when the point should really be to keep your text clear and concise? Writing is not the same as
speech and action.
b) If you feel the need to write as if speaking, do you really want the effect to be a rather Captain Kirk-esque delivery?

Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Konnichiwa! Long time no see ne? Well; as you've guessed by
now, I've led a pretty busy, and boring life, up until now. I feel so
ashamed, that I did not write to you guys all this time. But you know how
it is. Anyways, as of this moment, I have a part-time job. I'm
currently working at Subway, and am loving it. We opened up a new store, and so
I work 5 days a week, 4 hours a day. So, it get's pretty busy. Anywho,
things are really shaping up for me. I finally got a car, it's not the
exact car I want, but it's a car. I broke things off with that moron
Aaron, because he was getting too snooty and too bossy, so I just bluntly
told him "When you're ready for a real relationship, let me know". So,
I finally told him off, and I'm proud. I met a friend on the net, and
he lives in Ireland (which is the one place besides Japan and China that
I want to visit). He's in his early 30's, and is very nice. Again,
things are shaping up for me...and I say this, because I have final!
ly got ahold of my aunt, and we're writing letter's back and fourth,
until we can see each other. I am so pysched. Well guys, as much as I
like to keep going on, I know you get overflowed with letters, so I'll cut
this short. Have a safe and happy Halloween, especially Tsusuji (I
think I spelled your name right?) I miss you all like crazy! Amiboshi - I
still have that crush on ya ;) *wink*. Suboshi - be nice to children,
and I love ya :D, Miboshi - Instead of using black magic on the Suzaku
Seishi, use it on the Killer bee's *wink*...oh no...don't do that. Soi -
I still love you like a sister, even if Nakago won't say it! :P
Ashitari (sorry if I can't spell your name right, memory is failing me at the
moment)- you should watch "Hollywood Homocide" it's really good movie
:D . and lastly but not least Nakago - Keep on plotting, but never ever
reveal your plots!

Gienah

Dear Gienah,

Amiboshi: *blushes* Have a safe Halloween too!

Ashitare: Is that the one with Harrison Ford in it? I may have to see it, since I respect the man's acting talents.

Miboshi: *gleefully* What a simply marvelous idea you've given me!

Soi: thank you! And best of luck to you, it sounds as if your life is going great now! We're all very happy for you. Keep us posted!

Seishi

Dear Ashitare,

Bravo for your insistence on proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. The advent of the Internet seems to be bringing about the demise of the need to write properly. I've gotten more than a few odd comments about my insistence on using full sentences and such, even when playing games.

I wanted to ask, since the cold season will soon be setting in here, whether or not you needed another pair of gloves, and what book you're reading at the moment.

Silver, the Adept

Dear Silver, the Adept,

    The amount of absolute drek that comes through the internet never ceases to leave me breathless. I was shocked the first time I encountered a person that
thought spelling "you" as "u" was acceptable; now, as jaded as I am by that sort of behavior, it still pains me. And then there are those that think it is somehow
impressive to substitute letters with numbers...

My current pair of gloves is quite well, thank you, but I am actually in the market for a scarf. Slytherin or Ravenclaw colors preferred. At the moment, I am
reading "Brave New World" - the parallels between that book and today's society are positively frightening at times.

Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

 Ne, did Watase-san ever write past mangas about any of you
guys? Because I just don't think that's fair if only the Suzaku Seishi get
their pasts written about and yours are just mentioned. I mean, come
on! Obviously you all have many fans (including myself, cough cough) And
I wanted to let you all know how relieved I was when you finally got
back online. I know the person running the site for you all was busy
moving and such, and okay, so I haven't sent many letters before, but...
still!
So, ano... take care?

Songwind

Dear Songwind,

    Our pasts--at least, Soi, Nakago, the twins, and Tomo to some extent--were featured in the Gaiden novels, Ryuuseiden and Seiranden. We're glad to be back, too!

Seishi

Dear Tomo,

 Yea! Yea! Do you know why I'm so excited? I got a letter in
the mail that invited me to go to Brazil for 19 days this summer! It's
this student ambassabor program. Some other kids and I are going to be
representing America in Brazil!
The only problem is my parents are still deciding whether or not to let
me go. Oh, I hope I can!

Leaboshi

Dear Leaboshi,

    Wow, congratulations! I hope you can go! that would be wonderful, and travel is an amazing experience! It would look fabulous on your college resumes too!

Tomo

Dear Ashitare,

What does it mean by "Ask Ashitare something, and Nakago will translate it"? You seem to be perfectly capable of writing the response yourself... By the way, I wanted you to know that you are extremely cool here. I don't want to sound insulting, but you aren't that well drawn in the manga. But then, I'm eeextremly about how animals are drawn. Let's see... a good question... Do you like Arthur Miller? I have to read plays by him in English and they are *horrible*. All of the men are corrupt and the women are whiners. Everyone is stupid. None of the characters are at all likeable. I just had to write a huge essay on his play "The Crucible", and I was hard-pressed to come up with ything nice to say about it. Who is/are your favorite author/s? Mine are Mercedes Lackey and Anne McCaffery. Have you heard of them? Can you guess what my "name" means? re's a hint: I got it from Macbeth. Thanks for listening to me ramble. Kay, bye!

wyrd

Dear wyrd,

    The translation issue has already been addressed; a mere mistake, I assure you. Thank you for the compliment. I was indeed quite poorly drawn in the
manga, but few artists can capture a proper image of me. I think Watase Yuu put most of her concentration in to drawing her human characters, as limiting as
that is. I can take or leave Arthur Miller. "The Crucible" is not a work that was intended to have likeable characters; the point was that they were human, and it emphasized the manner in which humans will turn on one another, not to mention the spread of that sort of madness. I have heard of the authors you mentioned. Mercedes Lackey could benefit from going through a college English program, I believe. My favorite author is, of course, the Bard himself.

Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi,

was wondering , why your brother is so evil? and, why can't he be so nice like you? P.s. I'd like to be friends. Is that o.k.?(with u not suboshi.)

Karissa Kroon

Dear Karissa Kroon,

    But Suboshi isn't evil! He's my brother, and I love him dearly. I don't want to be friends with people that hate him.

Amiboshi

Dear Suboshi,

 Okay, assasin troup?! O.o
Did you meet the troup before Nakago found you? And was your brother
with you at the same time?
Oh, and you are cool with ryuuseisui. ^_^

Koneko

Dear Koneko,

    Yes. My troupe was sent to assasinate Nakago, but we were tricked. I met Soi first, then Nakago shortly after the battle. My brother and I reunited shortly before the battle.

Suboshi

Dear Amiboshi,

and Suboshi!,

I wanted to write to both of you. You are my favorite characters in Fushigi Yuugi. I've heard and read that being twins is really special. I think it would be hecka cool. Suboshi, you rode all over Sairou doubled on the same saddle with Yui; was it hard? I ride horses, but I've never ridden double before. Have you ever had trouble putting a saddle on? My favorite horse's back is higher than my head, so I have to stand on my tippy-toes to put the saddle on his back! Amiboshi, sorry, this is *your* letter and I'm talking to your bro! Here's a random question: what do you do for haircuts? I mean, you and Shun have pretty straight-cut bangs, and Chichiri practically has a buzz... Hey, I asked Ashitare this; maybe you can help him if he needs it. Can you figure out what my "name" means? My hint is that it's from Macbeth.

wyrd

Dear wyrd,

 Amiboshi: I just trim my hair when it gets to long. Either Suboshi or Soi help me out with that, so if it looks funny, I blame it on them! ^_^ Ashitare told me
that the meaning of "Wyrd" is the personification of fate, but he 'hasn't a clue' if you're going by the proper definition.

Suboshi: It wasn't too hard...and even if it had been, I wouldn't have minded! I don't have trouble putting on saddles, because I've had a lot of practice.

Amiboshi and Suboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Personally... I hate most of you. I shall go down the list.
Ahem...
Nakago: YOU are a BASTARD! You are so mean to most people, even your
fellow seishi.
Soi: YOU are a BITCH! You tried to kill Miaka and I'm glad you failed.
Ashitare: YOU are a DUMB, MEAN, Half-wolf guy! YOU killed Nuriko and
that was terrible!
Miboshi: YOU are a Demonic MIDGET! YOU were the reason Chiriko died.
Kids aren't that weak.
No comment for the twins except Suboshi killed Tamahome's family out of
rage and that was cruel.
No comment for Tomo because I'm still researching on what he did wrong
other than I think help that bastard Tenkou.

Kyle the Ice Prince

Dear Kyle,

Ashitare: So, Kyle, what I'd really like to know is if you dislike us so much, why are you wasting your breath by telling us so? If we're really as degenerate
and evil as you seem to believe, we're obviously not going to care what such an insignificant insect as yourself has to say. And, upon sober reflection, it
really isn't worth the electrons with which it was sent. If I had a dime for every time someone thought their childish remarks were cutting wit that would
make an evil-doer beg for forgiveness, I'd be quite, quite rich and most certainly not bothering to read this drivel. Please, rejoin your mooing herd of
fellows that feel the need to annoy me with their idiocy. Do come back when you actually have something interesting to say.

Amiboshi: Hey, don't talk to Soi like that!

Miboshi: "Demonic Midget" would be a good name for a band.

Tomo: I did not help Tenkou. Nakago did though.

Seishi

Dear Amiboshi,

Erutis:*running* AMIBOSHI!!!!!!*glomps him* *falls down with me on top*^.^ I'm soooo glad you're here too! I just love you!
Aya-chan: *runs* Hey, are you guys okay!?
*Erutis and Amiboshi get up*
Erutis: OOOOOO!! Dizzy!
*Aya-chan turns to Ami*
Aya-chan: OHMIGOD!! I MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!
*glomps him and they fall down with Aya-chan on top* **by now Ami is probably hurting**
Erutis: We wanted to talk to you about the other seishi. Don't let them get this letter,okay?
Aya-chan: It seems they don't like you all that much because they think you are 100% on the Suzaku Seishi's side.
Erutis:So maybe you can pretend that you don't love Miaka after all... Ano... cuz we don't wanna see you get hurt by them.
Aya-chan: they probably think you'd betray them.
*Erutis imagines what would happen if the others heard about this letter...".. (Nakago):AMIBOSHI!!! How could you be so insane as to fake your own death!? We could have summoned Seiryuu if you weren't such a (BEEP)!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Tomo): I told
you, Nakago. We should have stuffed him into my Shin long ago!! KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!...."
*Erutis snaps back to reality*
Erutis: Why don't you come with us for a while? We could groom you into a fine fake evil seishi!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Aya-chan:*sweatdrop* o-okay... The point is that if they find out that you're on Suzaku's side, they'll kill ya!*Erutis still laughing like a maniac in the background*
Erutis: ha ha... okay that laugh is not fun! write back soon!

Erutis & Aya-chan

Dear Erutis and Aya-chan,

    It's very nice that you're happy I'm back. It's good to be back, too. I'm not really worried about the other Seishi hurting me, but thank you for your
concern. I'm not going to lie any more by pretending I don't like Miaka. I told too many lies in the past, and it hurt too many people.

Amiboshi

Dear Nakago,

Hey, sexie. Where do you buy your earings? I really like them.
So.... ano... What websites do you visit when you're bored on the
internet? Can you or the others recommend a good website that has to do with
Anime or Manga?

Erutis

Dear Erutis,

    Websites? We have tons we like. For anime/manga, check our links page or anipike.com As for other websites, what sorts of things do you like? Tsutsuji and Katsu have a wide variety of sites, webcomics, etc. they like.

Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Hey! Yes, the dance did go pretty good. ^^- Ii thought it was
going to be the worst thing in the world. Actually, I got to dance with
someone twice and then make a total fool out of myself dancing alone.
For some odd reason, my friends thought I could dance good. ^^''' It's
called improv basically.

Aww!!*huggles* Soi, you have to be strong to put up with all the mess
that's happened to you! Poor dear! *gives her a Nakago plushie* Maybe
this will make you feel better, ne?

^^'' Sorry bout that. What I meant was that I want to start my own site
with an ask Amiboshi and Suboshi thing. I don't want to steal your
codes or anything like that. (for one, I have no idea what you mean by
that. For two, I'm not a person that would steel stuff from people.)

Speaking of stealing, someone tried to break into our house. My uncle
is a police officer so he got there as quick as possible. I almost lost
my beloved computer! (...*sweatdrop* Usually, I'm yelling at the stupid
thing to work right, not praising it for not leaving me.)

That's sooo good that you weren't hurt or anything in the earthquake. I
know that Japan is like on the ring of fire or something like that
through research. (When I like something, I try to learn as much about it
as I can. But, you never can learn everything about some place that's
half-way around the world.^^'')

Did Nakago have any brothers or sisters?

Kaikagurly

Dear Kaikagurly,

    We're glad the breakin didn't succeed! You'e very lucky. And I'm glad the dance went well. By the codes, we just meant, don't copy and paste our html. Not that we thought you would anyway ^^

You're right, Japan is on the ring of fire. Many volcanoes and many earthquakes. It gets pretty crazy here sometimes.

And no, Nakago was an only child.

Soi

Dear Ashitare,

Yo! How's it going? This is my first time writing to you cuz I've been busy, K? I wanted to ask, does human flesh taste that good? I mean, come on! I once bit someone to get them to calm down, and I didn't stop rinsing my mouth for about half an hour. Couldn't you settle for niwatori instead? By the way, You're an awesome fighter and I really like wolves. Does your agility come from your wolf side? Could you please tell me where you've been besides that carnival?

Daisuki!!!

Erutis

Dear Erutis,

    ...you haven't read my previous responses to various letters, have you.

Human flesh doesn't taste good at all. I much prefer cat. I would assume that my agility and other physical abilities are gifts of my wolf side, since you humans
are all hopelessly slow. I have been many places since I left the carnival; if you want to know about them, you'll just have to wait for my autobiography to be
published.

Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

 I have certain things to say to each of you!

Amiboshi: Keep bein who ya are!

Suboshi: I can't believe ya killed Tamahome's little sister!!!!
(besides that) you're good....

Tomo: You're just scary.... *spits*

Soi: Get some help (& love someone else)

Ashitare: ....YOU KILLED NURIKO!!!! *starts cussing to self about you*

Miboshi: You just scare me (along with Tomo).

Nakago: You JERK!!!! I can't believe you!!!! Get a LIFE!!!! If I could
*starts getting seriously angry* I'd kill ya! (along with the rest of
the Seiryu Seishi except for Amiboshi & Suboshi)

At least THEY are sensible & nice guys deep inside!!!! They actually
have HEARTS!!!!

*cough cough*
I'm done!

Baka

Dear Baka,

Tomo: Did you just...SPIT at me? If any of that got on my costume, you will rue the day.

Nakago: Good luck. I'd love to see you try.

Amiboshi: Please don't kill Soi and Ashitare. They're nice.

Ashitare: If you're cussing to yourself, there is no reason the rest of us should have to do it. You bore me.

Seishi

Dear Amiboshi,

*runs upto Amiboshi*

Konnichi Wa Amiboshi-sama! You're a great guy!

I have a few questions for you if you don't mind!

1: Do you like any of the Seiryu Seishi aside from Suboshi (friends, ect)?
2: If you could, would you be on the Suzaku Seishi's team?
3: How tall rare ya in Ft & In?
4: You're 16 right?
5: What's your personal opinion on Tomo?
6: Nakago too?
7: Out of the Suzaku Seishi who's your friend?
8: Whatever happined to your & Suboshi's parents?

Sorry.... (lotta questions huh?)
You're one of my favoite Fushigi Yugi Charecters!
I hope you can answer all of the stuff above!
Bye!

Baka

Dear Baka,

    Sure, I don't mind answering questions.

1: I like Soi, because she's really nice. I also get along with Ashitare okay when he's not being cranky.
2: Yes.
3: I don't use feet and inches. You can figure this out for yourself.
4: Depends on what year it is.
5: I don't like him very much. He's strange, he's perverted, he has no morals, and he likes Nakago.
6: I hate him. He's the cause of a lot of suffering that didn't have to happen.
7: I get along with everyone on the Suzaku side, though Tamahome sometimes gets crabby at me because he knows I like Miaka.
8: They died.

Amiboshi

Dear Nakago,

  Oh yeah! And before I forget... *rushes into room with marker
pen and draws bewildered-looking snake on Nakago's right thumb* Just a
minor token of affection from mua >=D *runs out from room again*

Jials (don't ask about the snake)

Dear Jials,

   Forgive me for asking, but have you gone completely insane?

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

Yes one of the Genbu 7 likes music. It's Uruki

Priestess Takiko

Dear Priestess Takiko,

    I'll have to see if I can talk to him. (Her?) It'd be nice to be able to talk music with another seishi.

Actually, maybe you can answer a question for me, since you're a girl. I just got several letters from different girls asking me to marry them. Why do girls
think that I'd say yes if I haven't even met them or anything? And besides, everyone knows that I really like Miaka! I just don't understand girls...

Amiboshi

Dear Nakago,

Aw man! Now you've hurt his feelings. *looks sympathetically
at Blimp* Ah, nevermind, personally I also think he's not exactly
complimentary to your reputation, so you can just give him to Soi or
something. =/ Well, you should be really happy now, because my finger
is...er...*holds up finger with skin peeling off and sighs*...hope yours is
faring much better. o_O

Jials the Pervert Who Currently Cannot Write Properly

Dear Jials,

    Soi and Amiboshi are taking care of him now. How is your finger doing?

Nakago

Dear Suboshi,

Hi Suboshi..^^ *gives him a hug*

Yui

Dear Yui,

    *blushes* Yu....Yui-sama....

Suboshi

Dear Ashitare,

Yo! Sorry about the terrible English.I'm not really good at proper English, partly because my English is Malaysian English.Have you read a book by the tilte of "Song Quest" before.It's really good.

Triste

Dear Triste,

    Actually, your English is not that bad. It's readable if nothing else. My best advice is to remember to put a space in after a period.

I have not read that book. Who is the author, and what is it about?

Ashitare

Dear Nakago,

 Erm...OK. I need your advice. Since you have Tomo-san hanging
off of you and all...there's this...girl constantly following me,
claiming we're "engaged." We're NOT! What should I do to get her to GO AWAY?

Tenjou Utena

Dear Tenjou Utena,

    Two words: chi blast.

Nakago

Dear Ashitare,

Duuuude why'd you have to kill NURIKO?! Couldn't you have killed Tamahome or Miaka? I mean you're awesome....but it would've been soo much more helpful if Tamahome or Miaka were dead...I HATE THEM BOTH!! Grarg! *strangles Miaka* <~honestly why does everyone want to rape her?!

Yukito

Dear Yukito,

    Re: Killing Nuriko
How many times must I repeat myself? I didn't want to! If you want to know why, I suggest you speak to Nakago. He was the one that forced me to do the deed.

Re: Raping Miaka
I have no idea. It's an endless source of bafflement as far as I'm concerned. The ear piercing shrieks she emits alone...

Ashitare

Dear Tomo,

 Hi again!!! I'm loving the FY manga so far; thanks for
asking! *grins wickedly* How did you like the 8th book? That book scarred my
friends for life. Actually, one of my friends once, as a result of
that, dreamed she was Soi, and once that I was Soi! *looks disturbed*
AAAAHHHHH!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!! Yuck. YOU might want to do that, but I'm way too young. I'm 12 years old, for goodness' sake! My friends
and I have freaky dreams.Oh, guess what? I'm writing a book, and if it's good enough, I'm going to send it to a publisher. I don't expect it to be that good, but wish
me luck anyway!
*hugs* Bye!

Leaboshi

Dear Leaboshi,

    It was...odd. I certainly didn't need those images. Good luck with your book! Tsutsuji writes books too, so she knows how that process can get difficult, but that's a lot of fun, too. Let us know it's coming along!

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

Greetings Nakago *bows respectively* I am Angel.... It must be
difficult being a foreigner in Kutou.... How do you deal with it?

Angel

Dear Angel,

    It is difficult, but I cope the best I can. I have no choice in the matter.

Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Thanks for your suggestions on what I should cosplay as! Do
any of you know how to get rid of a fear of something? I've gotta go to a
B-day party and they want me to bring balloons.....and
well...........i'm terrified of balloons cause when I was young, a kid poped a balloon
right in my face and scared the hell outta me and ever since then I
hate balloons. I'm also VERY scared of rubber bands, another kid one time
flung a rubber band at me and it hit my eye so I've been very scared
when I see a rubber band.Kids can be so mean. -_-; Please Help I REALLY
need to get rid of these fears by November!

Evil Koryu

Dear Evil Koryu,

    Amiboshi: Well, you could try just being around balloons, a little at first. They're really not scary, so if you just keep telling yourself that, it might
help. Same with rubber bands.

Suboshi: Try approaching them with someone else you trust nearby to cheer you on.

Soi: If it's really a phobia, your best bet is a psychitrist who specializes in phobia.

Ashitare: ...excuse me, but I think I need to go stand in the closet for a moment.

Seishi

Dear Tomo,

Tomo.... *takes a deep breath* WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY I WAS
WORIED SICK!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW WERE YOU ARE! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I MEAN YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GONNA BE LATE! BUT YOU DIDN'T!!! I'M YOUR SISTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I know you didn't know you had a sister (like me at least) but SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your big sis (Aya-Chan)

Dear Aya-Chan,

    I...what?

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

 *cuts, and dyes Nakago's hair to look just like Tasuki's*
BWAHAHAHAA *hands him a mirror and runs very very fast..*

Crazy

Dear Crazy,

    That's it, I'm leaving...

Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

I know this might sound extremely idiotic but I just finished
reading a fanfic and got the idea. What would you do if all of you were
to wake up one morning and find out that you've switched genders? As
in, Soi turns into a guy and all the rest into girls. And would you( the
guys) agree to be fitted in dresses?

Blah

Dear Blah,

I think we read that one.

Suboshi: I guess, if I had to....does Yui-sama, change, too? *blushes*

Amiboshi: I guess if I really did turn into a girl, I'd have to wear a dress.

Ashitare: The nice thing about being a wolf is that clothing is quite unnecessary.

Tomo: What other choice would we have?

Seishi

Dear Nakago,

Why are you so freaking evil, man? Didn't your mother give you any nekos when you were a kid?

Mibaka

Dear Mibaka,

    "Nekos" for what?

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

ola amiboshi!!!quisiera saber xq te vuelves al final cuando
estas en la casa de tus padres a favor de miaka e intentas matar a tomo y
volver bueno a tu hermano suboshi

laura:p

Dear laura,

    We had trouble with this given Tsutsuji's very rusty Spanish, but you'll just have to watch the series and find out ^^

Amiboshi

Dear Tomo,

hey there tomo! hey how long does it take you guys to answer
these letter? *ducks down* please don't kill me!!! i...i...was just wondering!

Aya-Chan

Dear Aya-chan,

    As we have said MANY MANY times, it occurs whenever Tsutsuji and Katsu, who both have extremely demanding jobs and lives, have a spare moment.

Tomo

Dear Suboshi,

are you mean to everbody or just me? *pouts* and i even told
you you were one of my favortie seishi! well....i refuse to talk to you
unless you treat me nicer. okay? or ill tell amiboshi you were being
mean. hmph.

chibi genrou

Dear chibi genrou,

    Was I? You can tell him that if you want. Wouldn't be the first time he'd heard that.

Suboshi

Dear Nakago,

To many leaders huh...two word chi blast. Teehee

Stine

Dear Stine,

    Truer words were never spoken.

Nakago

Dear Soi,

I wish I could control lightning.... Would you teach me how to, please? Oh, and your hair is beautiful, how do you get it to stay in that style?

Angel

Dear Angel,

    Why, thank you! I can't teach you my seishi power, but the hairstyle is simply practice and a lot of bobby pins.

Soi

Dear Nakago,

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! How do you get your hair to be so shiny!?
I want hair like that! Can I please try a really hot hairdo I've seen
before on you? I promise it will attract Soi!

P.S. Are you sure you didn't drink the last of the mountain dew?

Erutis

Dear Erutis,

    Good shampoo. And no, I've had quite enough of people messing up my hair. Yes, I'm sure.

Nakago

Dear Nakago,

Do you like Soi more or Yui more?

ash

Dear ash,

    Soi.

Nakago

Dear Tomo,

I look like nakago. will you marry me?

leah the cross dresser

Dear leah,

    Depends, what do you have to offer me?

Tomo

Dear Ashitare,

Are you part wolf or part bear?

Ages

Dear Ages,

    ...you're trying to play a trick on me, right? That information is on every website and in most of the archived letters.

Ashitare

Dear Tomo,

AYA-CHAN: Hey ya Tomo!
ERUTIS: Tomo I've missed you soooo much! *glomps him*
AYA-CHAN: Come on Erutis that isn't nice! *hugs Tomo*
ERUTIS: Yeah yeah.... soooo Tomo how have ya been?
AYA-CHAN: Say would you like to come with us? I think you would like
this adventure!
ERUTIS: Yeah were gonna have sooo much fun!
AYA-CHAN: Yeah were gonna go to the greatest place in the world!
It's... *Erutis shuts Aya-Chan's mouth*
ERUTIS: shhh! He can't find out yet! *turns to Tomo* so what do you
say?
AYA-CHAN: we'll tell you everything on the way!
ERUTIS: Oh-well lets just do it now! Aya-Chan tell him!
AYA-CHAN: Okay! I think you will love this Tomo! since you are the best
of the seishi we are planning to find a way to get Nagako to like you!
I think this would be the best addventure yet!
ERUTIS: Aya-Chan calm down! Sooooo Tomo how 'bout it? We need you to
come with us!
BOTH GIRLS: PLEASE TOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aya-Chan & Erutis

Dear Aya-chan and Erutis,

    Where do you want to go?

Tomo

Dear Suboshi,

I think your weapon is magnificent! Could you teach me how to
control it? Oh, and you and Aniki are adorable as well! See you later!

Angel

Dear Angel,

    Thanks! I wish I could, but it's my special seishi power. I'll tell Aniki the nice stuff you said!

Suboshi

Dear Ashitare,

Is it true that people said that you look like a girl ever since you were little?

Erutis

Dear Erutis,

    No.

Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Why are the Seiryuu Seishi soooooooo much cooler than the
Suzaku Seishi?! Tamahome: needs to die. Miaka: REALLY needs to die. I was
fully supportive, Nakago, when you whipped Tamahome. It made me
extremely happy. GOOD GOING, MAN!!! Tomo you're awesome, Amiboshi is my #1 bishonen, Suboshi is my #2 bishonen... BWAHAHAHA!! You know, in my
opinion, everything that happened was Miaka's fault. I mean, if she hadn't
asked Tai Isukun to go back to her own world that first time....none of
the Seiryuu 7 would've died... *sniffle*

Tessa

Dear Tessa,

    Thank you for all your compliments to all of us!

Seishi

Dear Tomo,

DUUUUUUDE You're a Libra! I'm a Libra! BWAHAHA I'm happy b/c
you're awesome. But....everyone else should be a Libra too!! Lol

Tessa

Dear Tessa,

    I think so too, thank you!

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

 ARGH!!! STUPID TYPO!!! I meant 'don't like'!!!

Seisui

Dear Seisui,

    Oh. Too late.

Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

So, you have the symbol of the star. Well I don't really get it? What is type of girl, not that I'm interested.

Stephanie

Dear Stephanie,

    What's not to get? We each carry a symbol of a star from out Seiryuu constellation that signifies that we are seishi.

Seiryuu Seishi

Dear Tomo,

Can you come over to my place to discuss some things? I have
very good methods of torture!!
KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erutis

Dear Erutis,

    Absolutely...who are we torturing?

Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Sorry about that last leter.I had to hurry up and right it
because I to go somewhere and my mom was on my back for a while so thats
why it was os poorly written and I appoligze to Ashitare! Sorry!
I hope you still like me!(starts crying) Ive had a very hard and long
day my moms very sick and well its not looking good so ill talk to ya
later and I love my Ashitare!!

cute

Dear cute,

Soi: We hope your mother is better soon!

Ashitare: A better effort, but it still makes my Oxford English Dictionary cry out for mercy and my eyes burn. I'm afraid that I'm a terrible snob that doesn't like
anyone that consistently has spelling problems. And before you ask, no, the milk of human kindness has never passed my lips; remarkably enough, I'm not human
to begin with.

A few words of advice: Punctuation marks are not endangered or expensive, so please, feel free to use them. They make the difference, for example, between
having several mothers and speaking of something belonging to your mom.

Do try again.

Ashitare and Soi

Dear Soi,

 ey..it's me again
tnx 4 responding 2 my question
i just want to ask u another question
u like nakago right?
do u get jealous when he and the seiryuu no miko (Yui) are together?

dark_valefor

Dear dark_valefor,

    The letter is really hard to read. Yes, I do.

Soi

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