Dear Nakago, Tamahome-sama says your a mean person that killed lots of people an an your obsessed with taking over the world. But your really nice ^^ Lita

Dear Lita,     Thank you. Tamahome is, unfortunately, not the most reliable source of information. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  Don't smite Tsutsuji too hard. It's easy to understand when you have a gender-neutral handle. Go Anna! The world needs more trombone chicks! (And I'm not just saying that because I'm a trombone myself... really!) Here's your question, Seishi. I know that you've all been pestered about favorite anime and such things, but I have to wonder how many of your are opera people. Obviously Tomo is, but I wondered about the rest of you. And if you are, then, what's your favorite opera? (West or East, it doesn't matter all that much to me.) Silver

Dear Silver, Suboshi: I don't like opera. It bores me to death. Amiboshi: As much as I hate to admit it, I get kind of bored with opera. I'd much rather be playing on my own and doing improv. Ashitare: I adore opera from both hemispheres. I'd have to say that my favorite of all time would be Mozart's "Don Giovanni" - what an emotional, beautiful work! I also have a soft spot in my heart for Wagner's "Das Rheingold". Tomo: Of course I like Chinese operas the best, but picking a favorite is so hard. Probably "An Orphan of the Zhao Family" or "Beating the Dragon Robe" Nakago: I don't like opera. Miboshi: Me neither. Soi: Opera is okay, I prefer Western operas, but if I had my choice I'd rather see a Broadway show. Seishi

Dear Suboshi,  Do u ever wonder about being a good guy? maggie K.

Dear maggie K.,     Wonder what about it? Suboshi

Dear Soi, About your battle with Miaka, how in the abyss did she beat you? I mean, 1. She's clumsy, 2. She's weak, 3. She doesn't know the meaning or use of make up, and 4. She's stupid. All of which, you are most definately not, so come on, how did she beat you? Akechi

Dear Akechi,     Three words: Hotohori's magic sword. Without it, she'd have been toast. Soi

Dear Ashitare,  You're quite welcome! *smiles* Anyway! I'm pretty cheerul lately, except for my work...You see, aniki, yesterday was a Friday, and the weather was awful, but half the people didn't show up to work. And the other half, they...well, they called in sick. So it was just me from 945 till 2, when another girl came in, then she left, then it was me again until 9...And yes, I stayed that long. Do you KNOW how moronic customers are?! I mean, in all honesty, can't the read? And it's not MY fault that everyone called in or was a no-show! And today it was only three of us! People did it again!What IS their problem?! It's retail! They can't do that! I think they should be fired or written up. I mean the ones who are no-shows don't even call. They are just nonexistant! It's really frustrating! People are stupid. And, in reality, it's not retail. It's Hell with flourescent lighting... (And I hope that i spelled that right...That ALWAYS gives me trouble...) Flame the Whip Girl

Dear Flame the Whip Girl,     Retail customers are amongst the most stupid people on the planet. I don't think it's necessarily that they have the IQ of mayonnaise in normal life; something about going into a store removes a person's ability to think for themselves. I am very sorry, my dear, that your coworkers are completely lacking in dedication and any sense of responsibility. They should be fired at the least, though I tend to advocate some manner of coporately approved tortured before they are officially let go. Your spelling was close, by the way: fluorescent. (Tsutsuji: Hell with flourescent lighting? You must be working at my old job ^^) Ashitare

Dear Nakago, Aha! There you are! Just the evil blonde dude I was looking for! Okay, let's play a little game ( I'm in another one of my depraved moods mwahahahah) I'll put you in a particular situation and you tell me what you'd do. Your actions can't involve hugging, being kind, or anything remotely "good" or "sympathetic", and you also have to make full use of the objects that I'll give you, okay? *evil grin* Okay, first one! You are flying in the same plane together with Soi. You end up being given seats in a really small, crammed plane (think a 747. Brr.) and you happen to be given a window seat behind Sanosuke Sagara(Rurouni Kenshin), whereas Soi sits next to you behind Aoshi Shinomori(also Rurouni Kenshin XD). Five minutes into the flight, you're happily enjoying your lunch and Sanosuke starts to get sleepy. He pushes his chair so far back that your small table flies headlong into your stomach and sends your *SUPER-STEAMING-HOT* ramen flying down your pants. While you are ! "temporarily indisposed", Aoshi gets bored and flicks his over-used chewing gum at Soi. It misses and hits you between the eyes. You currently have a fire-extinguisher, a sanitary pad and a pair of tweezers with you. What will you do? Remember, you HAVE to use the objects given ^_~. Ganbatte! Mwahahahaahhhaaaaaaaa.... Ps. Everybody else can have their say to help "liven" the situation( I wonder what Ashitare'd do..hm...) This is gonna be good. *depraved grin* Jials the Outrageously Bodacious Pervert

Dear Jials, Nakago: I use the tweezers to pluck out Sanosuke's eyes, after which I use the fire extinguisher to put out the smoking remains of Aoshi. I give the pad to Soi, who has blasted Aoshi into oblivion in a PMS rage and needs it. Ashitare: I would feed Nakago some airline "food" so he could keep his strength up, then trip him as he runs up the aisle toward the bathroom. Then, most likely, I would laugh, long and well. Suboshi: I'd just sit there and laugh, but I might leave my ryuuseisui "accidentally" on the floor where it could be tripped over. Nakago

Dear Suboshi, Why don't u sing? Evil Koryu

Dear Evil Koryu,     I do sing. Suboshi

Dear Tomo, Well, you don't looks like Tomo...but you suuure smell like him! *holds nose* Go find some deoderent or something. Or at least stop ******* him! Baka-chan ^-^

Dear Baka-chan,     Ashitare: Your puerile childishness never ceases to amaze me. That goes for the both of you. Doing anything with Tomo, my foot! I'd much rather deal with Madonna - at least we have a vague idea of where she's been, which is more than we can say for Mr. Mary Kay over there. Tomo: Your insults are pathetic and infantile. As for you, fleabag, say what you will about my lifestyle, at least I've never licked my own butt. Ashitare and Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  hi! i hope you are all doing fine. to nakago: even though you had killed my husband, hotohori, i do not hate you. i told myself not to blame anyone. but in the first place, why did you do it? to tomo: you seemed to have a bad interest to my darling, hotohori. there is Nakago, anyway. besides, we are already married. to soi: i admire you. too bad the deity sword/tasuki killed you. i really wanted to have a chat with you. to amiboshi: please visit Kounan country sometimes. when i was still a courtesan, i heard you playing with your flute. it was fantastic! to suboshi: um...when taka came to our world, he said yui wants you to have this ::hands Suboshi a package::. she hopes you well. to miboshi: i really haven't heard anything about you, except that you killed chiriko. do you have a family, at any chance? ashitare: do you read the bible? well, that is all. Empress Houki

Dear Empress Houki,     Ashitare: I read everything. One should not make the mistake, however, of thinking that I believe even one percent of what I read. Nakago: It was duty, nothing more. Tomo: You're being married wouldn't stop me in the slightest. Suboshi: Thanks! Miboshi: Not that I'm aware of. Amiboshi: I'm glad you enjoyed my music! I'll try to stop by sometime. Soi: Thank you, you're very kind... Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  Hey! XD eh, sorry about the fact that I haven't been annoying the hell out of you guys for so long, but my modem was destroyed by lightning =P So, anyways, what's been up? Cheh, you know, I've just got my Internet all up and rockin' and I've gotta go for some stupid birthday dinner for my aunt tonight...okay I don't mean to sound like an asshole but my relatives are friggin' sucky. Just take a few steps in front of them and you'll probably hear something like six tactless comments of differing degrees of "pissy-ness". I tell you, if they start criticising my parents and my brother one MORE time....*screen flicks to scene where Jials relatives are lying on the floor in bite-size pieces* Gwah! I'm starting to sound like Shishio! *gasp* Well, whatever it is, at least I got some Rurouni Kenshin music to calm me down. Which character in RK can you guys relate to the most anyway? I bet Amiboshi's all for Kenshin. *evil grin* Jials the Elated, Somewhat Satisfied Pervert

Dear Jials, Soi: I relate best to Yumi...after all, we're pretty much in the same position. Amiboshi: You're right, I do relate to Kenshin pretty well. I also really like Kaoru, but that's because they're very nice together. Suboshi: Sanosuke. Mostly it's the attitude I guess. Tomo: Weird as it sounds, I suppose Kamatari. Not in the cross-dressing sense, but in that we're both after a great and powerful man and have a certain prostitute in the way... Ashitare: I don't know if I really relate well to any of them, since my life experience has been a fairly unique one. Perhaps Megumi, though her catiness tends to get on my nerves. Miboshi: Ehh, can't think of any... Nakago: Shishio. Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Well, still going to apologize profusely about the first letter. I was so awful to you guys! (draws arm over half-dried tear tracks) Nakago- (clears throat) YOU had the ki blasts. Next time someone wants to abuse you, knock them into next year. Maybe they'll even make a nice resolution. If it's still a problem, I need to take you out for a few drinks, go on, drown those stupid sorrows, it's on me. Suboshi- Oh Byakko, that's even worse! (offering a sororal hug) You poor dear! I would offer to take you out along with Nakago, but, you're, well... well, you're well under the age restriction (it's 21). Now we wouldn't want to kill any of those handy brain cells of yours so early on, now would we? Amiboshi- Same for you, as far as "Seishi's night at the bar" goes in age restrictions. When did you guys meet up again? You and Shunkaku, I mean? I just can't believe some of these Koutonians. This emperor of yours needs counciling. If you want, I can file a lawsuit. (smiles) They say I can put up a mean argument, so if any of the seishi wanna take it ta court...(clenches fist in air inspirationally) I'll help 'em out! Ashitare- Great! Now that we've reconciled (holds out box) Pocky? I also heard your an avid reader. Read anything good lately? I'm pulling through "Tigana", but finals et all, I can't find time to finish it, all 5-hundred-something pages. Heard of the book? Miboshi- Or how about Tamahome? Now THAT would be fun. Just imagine the look on Bird-girl's face if...ooh, it'd be another kudoku chrisis. (chuckles) Soi- Are you ignoring me because I tried to convince you that if you wanted to get *HIS* attention, the most effective and rewarding method would probably not involve getting killed? Or the bend and snap. I heard it works. Tomo- ...Did I say or do something wrong? (sobs) I didn't mean to! I just adore how you look without the make-up! Your face is so pretty! You're an official bishounen! (bows politely, in a most likely futile attepmt to repent for the first letter) Merci, responde si tu plait! Eikou

Dear Eikou, Nakago: I did not have control of them at that time; by the time I did, I decided to plan a more elaborate revenge. Suboshi: Where we live we don't have age restrctions. Amiboshi: Age restrictions seem kind of silly...there were never any back home. Suboshi and I met up again after the girl I liked, Touka reunited us. It was when Suboshi was in the mercenary company. I don't think the Emporer needed counseling. As much as I dislike agreeing with Nakago, he really did just need to die for what he'd done. Ashitare: Thank you for the pocky, my dear. What an odd little food. I have indeed read "Tigana" and I found it quite enjoyable. If nothing else, the setting is quite well done and remarkable. Hopefully you will be able to finish after you're done with your studies for the term. Miboshi: You're right, that would be hilarious... Soi and Tomo: We weren't ignoring you. But the letter was getting very long and we decided to let the more important questions be answered first. Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  When reading Fushigi Yuugi fanfiction, I notice one thing above all else, all original characters tend to be seishi (Impossible, I know) and the all tend to be seishi of Suzaku, I was curious as to why, even though it's impossible, there are no original characters that are seishi of Seiryuu? What is all of your views on this subject? Akechi

Dear Akechi,     Ashitare: The world is full of terrible writers who have no respect for continuity or source material. I believe the term "Mary Sue" had particular significance in these cases. Most of the writers of such works are too immature to appreciate the Seiryuu side, and that is most likely for the best. Tomo: There's really nothing worse than badly written fanfic, especially badly-written self-insertion fanfic. The less of that about us, the better. Amiboshi: It doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I guess I'm glad they don't write wrong stuff about us, but I think they should really leave the Suzaku Seishi alone too. Soi: There's a lot of great fanfic out there, but the "original" self-insertion seriously detracts from the genre. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, Hey! I'm a bandit, what did you expect? I can not spell because I was taught that it was more important to fight, gamble, and raid towns than it was to spell correctly, use proper grammer marks, and so on and so forth. But I guess if it makes you happy, I'll drop the bandit accent when I speak and I'll use my marks properly, then we'll all be happy, right? *sigh* I sapose that you are correct when you say that all I am doing is hurtin'-I mean-hurting my self. Life goes on... right? Okami-chan

Dear Okami-chan,     Thank you, my dear. Considering that in this electronic medium, all we have to go by is your spelling and grammar, it would behoove you to make the effort. I know that you are not unintelligent, and it would be quite a shame if others judged you as such because of something so simple. Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi, Have you ever tried playing songs like "Inchon" "Incantation and Dance" or "Celtic Ritual"? They are all very fun to play. "Inchon goes REALLY fast and has lots of sixteenth notes and even some thirty-second notes. "Incantation and Dance" Has a lot of cramatic runs ending in a trill. They're SO fun to play! Do you like playing Celtic Music? I love it. It's so beautiful. PS Tell Nakago that a fan asked Seto Kaiba to kick his @$$, altough I think Seto would die within two senconds of seeing Nakago (They might get along though, who knows). Kiyori Chirasei

Dear Kiyori Chirasei,     I'll pass the message to Nakago. Maybe it'll get him to smile or even laugh. I don't play much celtic music - I'm more of a Chinese traditional kind of guy. But it sounds interesting and challenging, so maybe I'll give it a shot! Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, know you are the type of person who likes to be in control and never have people disagree with you, but I was just wondering doesn't that get boring after a while, people always saying what you want to hear? Doesn't anyone tell you to "go to hell" in a loving way of course. Sometimes it's healthy for someone to tell you exactly what they think. You can't go wrong with a person like that. Oh and before I go, I have a gift for you *hands Nakago a Tamahome plushie* For all the stress you have you can squeeze it till its eyes pop out burn it, cut it, stomp it to your hearts content remember to collect all the Suzaku Seshi! miko 06

Dear miko 06,     Occasionally Soi does, but otherwise I don't care to hear any else's opinion. Thank you for the plushie; I shall enjoy it. Nakago

Dear Tomo, *sniffles and hugs back* Yeah....but time sucks right now beause i've liked him for almost four years now and he has a "girlfriend but not really", and tells her he loves her and stuff and i want to tell him i like him before he goes to meet her in person <they've been cyber dating for like two years> but...I dont want to ruin his trip! *cries* This isnt very fair!!! Rashii

Dear Rashii,     I hate to say it, but people who are in love with someone they've never even met are immature and tend to have difficulty in relationships. I suggest you look for someone more mature that actually wants a relationship where they can meet you in person. I understand how hard crushes are, but this guy is probably not your best bet. Tomo

Dear Ashitare,  YOOOOOO!!! Hey, have you read the Belgariad books by David Eddings? Well, if you haven't, go and get 'em now!!! He's probably one of the greatest fantasy writers after Tolkien and Rowling, dude. Why don't you have this...*yanks Pawn of Prophecy book out from bag* Enjoy! Jials the Enthusiastic Eddings Zealot

Dear Jials,     I haven't read any of Mr. Eddings' works yet, but I will be certain to do so now. Thank you, my dear, I'll put the book in my "to read" stack. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Who sings the best? Kotoko

Dear Kotoko,  Amiboshi: I think that Suboshi and Soi sing well. Ashitare and Nakago don't... Tomo: I do, of course. Do you even have to ask? Ashitare: Probably Amiboshi, if the comparison is only amongst us. Really, anyone but Nakago. There are Beansidhe with better voices than him, not to mention taste in music. Soi: I think the twins sing very well. I admit I like Nakago's voice. Nakago: I don't care. Miboshi: Probably the twins and Soi. Suboshi: Aniki of course! Seishi

Dear Soi,  You may be the only girl in the Seiryu seishi, but you're awesome! I wanted to irritate one of my friends, so could you please list all of the things you despise about Tomo? I'd appreciate it. Meg-chan

Dear Meg-chan, Well, he's cruel, ammoral, arrogant, invasive, foolish, and clearly crazy. Does that help? Soi

Dear Nakago, Do you love Soi? She is head over heals for you. Silver

Dear Silver,     Yes, in my own way. I am aware of her feelings. Soi

Dear Nakago, Good. I have some another person for u *hands him a girl* This is Shiori I took her from Ohtori 'cause she's an evil wench who hurt my friend Juri Maiko Tenjou

Dear Maiko Tenjou,     I don't want any more people. Do your own dirty work! Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, Heyla! No offense to the rest of the Seiryuu Seishi (or your brother) but you're my favorite seishi of the group. Ne, it royally sucked when I read about you 'dying' in the sixth manga *wink wink, not giving anything away, whistling innocently...* Anyway, to my questions.. Did you make up your tunes yourself? I don't know much about your past, but did you ever learn from a bard or something when you were growing up? Let Suboshi-san know he's really cool too, please. I'd hate to hurt his feelings. And... please don't tell the others I said you were my fave. *hides* Thanks again! Songwind

Dear Songwind,     I made all of my own songs. I really didn't have any musical training - I just had a natural talent for the flute, I guess. Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  Um...out of all the Suzaku seishi, who do you despise the most? And please answer individually. Thank you! Meg-chan

Dear Meg-chan, Amiboshi: I don't despise any of them! Suboshi: I HATE Tamahome!! Nakago: As do I. Ashitare: I don't really feel the need to be that emotional about them, but I think Tamahome is a two-dimensional, obsessive compulsive whiner and did not deserve the fame heaped upon him in the least. Soi: I can't say I'm very fond of Tasuki. Miboshi: Chiriko. Tomo: Oh, where to begin...I suppose of them, I like Nuriko the least. Seishi

Dear Suboshi, Would you kill Tetsuya? I mean he's Yui's boyfriend... in our world. Kasumi

Dear Kasumi,     No, but only because it would upset Lady Yui. Suboshi

Dear Amiboshi,  Just so you know, I love you! Now, getting to business, you said in previous letters sent to others that Chichiri and Mitsukake were your friends when you were in Konan, correct? Well, I love Chichiri and would want to ask him some things too, so, if you could give me a site where I could find an "Ask the Suzaku seishi" site, I'd appreciate it. (I asked you because I was afraid to ask the others) *anxiously looks around* hopeful fangirl

Dear hopeful fangirl,     It's on our links page. Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hello. I was wondering if any of you are in need of a tennyo madien since i've seperated from Aya. Ceres

Dear Ceres,     Not that we know of, thanks. Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  What do you think is the meaning of life? Master

Dear Master,     Amiboshi: One simple word - love. What was it that Rowan Atkinson said... "Life without you is like an unsharpened pencil; pointless." Tomo: To have as much fun as possible in the time we have. Nakago: I don't know, I try not to think about it. Suboshi: Who knows. Miboshi: To learn as much as you possibly can. Ashitare: I think that the overriding meaning of all life is too complex for us to understand as we are. That is why we live - we need to learn. Soi: I agree with Amiboshi. Seishi

Dear Nakago, Will you be my friend? Bob

Dear Bob,     Depends, what's in it for me? Nakago

Dear Soi,  Hi! Can I call you my 'ate' [it is a filipino word for an older sister]. i live in the philippines. and i am not happy. i love your character because you are strong and beautiful. although i do well in school, i do not like it. they always make fun of me. i couldn't defend myself because i am weak and i always get asthma attacks. what is your suggestion? how can i fight myself back? miya

Dear miya,     Certainly. School can be very difficult; we've all been there, and I know how hard it can be to live with teasing. First of all, you have to beleive in your heart that you're better than what they say. If you need help with this, talk to a counselor, parent or teacher. (Lots of teachers were picked on in school themselves; they can help you) Assert yourself, but don't aggravate the situation. If you don't mind my asking, what sort of teasing is it? I might be able to help you better. Just remember, hard as it is, school passes and it will end. You just have to hang in there, and remember, we're always here if you need to talk. Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, What would yo do if you were being chased by hordes of angry rabid weasles? And does flat soda irritate you? Bobo-chan the monkey person

Dear Bobo-chan the monkey person, Suboshi: I'd use my ryuuseisui. As for soda, I never let it sit around long enough to get flat. Ashitare: Assume that the mushrooms I ate last night were of an improper variety, and I don't drink soda to begin with. Amiboshi: Play my flute at them and use my chi to drive them away. If that didn't work, I'd run. I actually kind of like flat soda, as weird as that sounds. Nakago: I'd use a chi blast on the weasels, and I don't like soda. Soi: I'd use my lightening. I don't like flat soda, but I especially hate it when the ice melts and it gets watery. Miboshi: I'd summon a demon to take care of them. I don't like flat soda. Tomo: Weasels? I assume they could be trapped in an illusion like anything else while I escaped. I don't drink soda; it's bad for my teeth. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, you were in love !!!^______________________^O what was she like! mrs.piccolo

Dear mrs. piccolo,     Beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, loyal...I think her only bad habit was the fact that she had a distressing tendency to chew with her mouth open. I miss her still... Ashitare

Dear Tomo,  When do u take off ur makeup? Sumomo

Dear Sumomo,     When I go to bed at night. Tomo

Dear Nakago, *thinks* If you did capture him would you have tortured him or would you have just flat out kill him? I'd personally make sure that he couldn't get away...ever! ^^ *in other words kill him* Course I would have just LOVED for Miaka to die but we can only wish right? Kylie

Dear Kylie,     I think we all wished for that. As for the firt question, it would depend on my mood. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  What are your thought on the war in Iraq?Individul thoughts I meen. Mrs.Piccolo

Dear Mrs. Piccolo,     Amiboshi and Suboshi: We wish it hadn't happened. War is a terrible thing, and it hurts a lot of people. We saw it first hand, and I wish it didn't have to happen to anyone else. Ashitare: I felt that it was sad, but necessary for the safety of the citizens of all of the involved countries. THat includes Iraq. For a war, it was conducted with a delicacy and eye toward limiting casualties that is not often seen. Nakago: If it had to happen, it was executed very well and caused less casualties than I had thought. Soi: War is a terrible thing, no matter what...but hopefully the people of Iraq can have a better life after this. Seishi

Dear Tomo, Hey Tomo this is Priestess Tokiko. I'm sorry I hit you *hugs Tomo* do you forgive me Priestess Tokiko

Dear Priestess Tokiko,     I suppose, but it'll take more than that to make up for what you did. why the sudden change of heart? Tomo

Dear Amiboshi, Hey there Amiboshi!! I am only one of your adoring fans out there ^_^ But there is one thing i would like to ask you... How did the Seiyruu warriors revive you in order to summon Seiyruu?? Big Farting Giraffe

Dear Giraffe,     They didn't. That's why they wanted the Shinzaho... Amiboshi

Dear Amiboshi, Hi! Out of the Seiryu seishi, you're my absolute fav! Um, jsut a quick question; what's it like to love someone? swooning brunette

Dear swooning brunette,     Being in love is different for everyone, because it has to do with how your see the world. For me, it was like falling forever and never wanting to stop... Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, Hi! Question, when you were controlling Tamahome, you not only gave Yui a drug to give him, but also you put an earring in his ear, correct? Okay, I'll get to the point. Well, I was just skimming through a manga FY that I already read and I couldn't help but notice you have two. Are you being manipulated by them also, or are they just for looks? Meg-chan

Dear Meg-chan,     They're just decoration but they can be used for other things, such as when i gave one to Lady Yui. Nakago

Dear Suboshi,  I just read Ryuusei-den. That's sad. *sniff* Anyways...Do you like coconuts? They're magically delicious! ^-^ (by the way...Tomo, I didn't mean you don't look like Tomo, I meant you don't look like Ashitare. -_-() ) Baka-chan

Dear Baka-chan,     No, I don't. Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, Maybe you and Chiriko should talk since you both like to read and your both really smart! He's really a sweet kid when you get to know him, ALOT better than Nakago! *sorry Nakkie but he is* *hugs Ashitare since he's her favorite Seriyu Seishi* Kylie

Dear Kylie,     I wouldn't mind speaking with Chiriko at all; I'm always up for an intellectual discussion. Thank you, my dear - of course I'm better than Nakago. So is a power drill to the left frontal lobe, but let's not get picky. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,  What would you do if some random person came up to you, gave you a rubber duckie, said "Quack" and left? i AM obsessed with pocky.

Dear obsessed with pocky,  Amiboshi: Back away slowly... Ashitare: Assume they were an escaped mental patient or a strung-out drug addict and act accordingly. Soi: I'd feel bad for the person, since they clearly need help. Nakago: ignore them. Seishi

Dear Soi, What is it about Nakago that attracts you to him? I mean, I know he's gorgeous and all, but there's got to be something else. Paul

Dear Paul,     He saved me. I admire him for that. Soi