Dear Suboshi, It was recently (um, okay, awhile ago) pointed out to me that you're the only one I haven't tortured yet. *cracks fingers* Now, since you're a youngin', and as of September 23 are younger than me, I think I'll tak it easy...Nah. 1.) Did you think you grew up at all during your time with the seishi? 2. Now, honestly, did you REALLY love Yui. I mean, REALLY love her. Like how Britney Spears loves plastic surgeons love her? I mean, sure, at heart, Yui's a cool girl and everything, but in the end, was she really do anything for you? 3.) Does the word therapist mean anything to you? Ever thought of getting one? 4.) What's worse: being alone in a room with Nakago, Tomo, or Miaka? 5.) Lastly, Suboshi, I understand that you are, sadly, a few cards short of a full deck, and yes, you aren't the brightest star of the bunch, and yes, you were a little stressed and thoughtless at the time, but don't you think kissing your own brother is just a bit...suggestive? I mean, honey, you could have forced his mouth open and poured it in or something. Or, even better, you could have diverted him. You know, point to the left and say, "Aniki, if you don't open your mouth, all the bunnies in the world will die!" And while your brother was turning around and opened his mouth in surprise exclaiming, "Oh no, me like bunny!" you could have poured it in or something. I mean, honeytree, you two were literally ASKING for all that twincest to be written about you. Not that I support it or anything, but still... Hmm...no more questions for today. See ya, my wonderfully pscyhotic yo-yo boy! Chaotic Serenity

Dear Chaotic Serenity, 1) I changed a lot, so I suppose so. 2) Of course! She was one of the only people in the world who was ever nice to me. Why wouldn't I? 3) No, and no. What would I need a therapist for? I'm just fine! (*other seishi snicker in the background*) Shut up! I am! 4) It's a toss-up. 5) No. Aniki was very badly hurt, and trying to force him to drink it would have done more damage. He might have choked. Besides, how stupid do you think he is, anyway? Besides, if I hadn't done it, he'd have talked me into it. I really thought about drinking it myself. Those vile twincest things are just sick, and have no basis in reality. And did you just call me...honeytree?! Suboshi

Dear Soi, Ne....Soi-chan... Happy Thanksgiving..this would have been sooner, but I had to work from 5:30 am to 11:30 pm.. :'( Yakouju

Dear Yakouju,     No problem! Thank you! Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Soi

Dear Nakago, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great now I'm in trouble beacuse *laughs nervously* I already kidnapped him*points to a red car* he's in the trunk. Maiko Tenjou the Dark Rose Bride/Duelist

Dear Maiko Tenjou,     This is what happens when people jump the gun. You're as bad as Suboshi. *Sighs* Well, let him out... Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Ok...*heaves gigantic sigh of relief* that's good...I was thinking about the OTHER things she might have done...like the things she does to me when no one ELSE is arounndd...* casts sidelong glance at myra* Anyway..uh...here's a few presents for everybody! (coz I missed most of ya birthdays...hehe..^_^; gomen ne!! I didn't know this site existed then.) Would you guys mind if I give you these little kittens? I got most of them from RSPCA because they were looking very sad and pitiful there, but I can't take care of all of them T_T* gives a kitten to each of the Seishi* Please please take very good care of them, and DON'T FRY THEM IN OLIVE OIL * grins at Ashitare* I'm keeping one as a surprise for myra..she's been wanting a cat for years ^_^. Ahh..and I hope you guys don't mind trying some of my chocolate fudge cake * hands them a tray of cake slices* ..it's a first attempt, all blunt and enraged comments are appreciated! * nervous grin* By the way, how was the siew mai, Nakago-sama? I hope it wasn't too salty..:P if you want I can do up another batch.. Jials the Exhausted Not-so-bad Pervert

Dear Jials, Ashitare: No olive oil? How about garlic butter? ^_^ Amiboshi: I love cats! There's nothing quite like curling up in front of the fire with a cat. I'll make certain to take good care of them, and I'll also keep an eye on the one for Ashitare. Really, he's just pulling your leg...I think. Soi: I love cats! thank you so much! I took Miboshi's too; he said he was going to use it as bait. Don't worry, though, it's safe. Nakago: It was very good; thank you. Seishi

Dear Suboshi, do you like Miaka? Dionne

Dear Dionne,     Do I LIKE Miaka? What show did you watch? I hate her with every bone in my body! Suboshi

Dear Tomo, Hi there! ^_^ Just wanna say that I think you're very cool. Nice make-up too, but it must take quite a long time to put on. Anyways, what's your favorite style when it comes to clothes? ( like casual, exotic, glamorous ,blablabla) the almighty guava of doom

Dear almighty guava of doom,     Thank you. As for my clothes...I like anything that draws attention to me and is flattering. Tomo

Dear Soi, Hi there * winks*. Wanna have lunch with me? * glances nervously at glaring Nakago* Hey , don't get any ideas OK...I'm just trying to socialize here! Uhh...anyway, you can bring your..boyfriend along if you want * grins nervously at Nakago* Draco Malfoy

Dear Draco Malfoy, Soi: Yes; that'd be nice. I'd like that. I don't think Nakago will come though. Nakago: I don't care what she does. Soi and Nakago

Dear Suboshi, KONANACHIWA! I am Hoshii, a new poster to the site. I have a question for you: Will you adopt me? Soi, as well as a few Suzaku seishi, have adopted my cousin Dewdrop, and I'm feeling left out. Onegai? Hoshii

Dear Hoshii,     Nice to meet you. Yes, I guess so. Are you older or younger than me? Suboshi

Dear Nakago, Woulda like to play chess with me? I'm very bad at it and i need to play with someone so that i can get better...my sister jials can't play because she's busy doing a project and everythin ^_^. myra

Dear myra,     All right. What color do you want? Nakago

Dear Tomo, I was looking all over the place but for some reason I couldn't find out your age! So, could you tell me how old you are? You must be young, you're so handsome! I love your laugh too! Well, me love you long time ;) Fanboy

Dear Fanboy,     I am 21 years old. Thank you for your compliments. you have good taste. Tomo

Dear Suboshi, Hey, wanna go go over to the Colosseum, beat a few morons about the head and other various body places and then go out for a nice lunch? ^_^ I have this nifty world-crossing machine I stole from Washu, so...I can get there, you know! ^_^ Kurayami

Dear Kurayami,     Sure. Who are we beating up and what do we get to use? Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, OH NO OH NO OH NOOO! I'm sorry I forgot about your birthday..very very sorry..I'm just not one for remembering things * grins apologetically* Err...I just remembered a while ago and I went to get you a present but I couldn't really find anything much! So..uh..argg...sorry if this looks TERRIBLE..I spent the last three days making it * gives Ashitare a miniature clay sculpture of himself along with a birthday card and a set of Charlotte Bronte and Harry Potter books* Gomen ne!! I really really hope you like it * almost in nervous breakdown* Jials the Tense and Very Anxious Pervert

Dear Jials,     There is no need to worry; I prefer my birthdays to be small, private affairs, so there is as little fanfair as possible. Thank you very much for your kind gifts, I will be setting your sculpture on my book shelves. ^_^ Ashitare

Dear Nakago, What would you do if I built a warship and named it the SS Nakie-poo? What if I told you it had 8 nuclear warheads, a cruiser cannon, 128 turret, 2 rear torpedo launchers, Surface-to-Air Missles, anti-aircraft turrets, and a real big fusion gun that runs off its own fusion core? And lastly, what would you say if I gave it to you for relatively close to free? Actually, could I borrow it once in a while to take over Konan? Xantass

Dear Xantass,     Change the name, and it sounds like a marvelous idea. Nakago

Dear Tomo, O.o Oh dear... My poor aniki... Moeru

Dear Moeru,     Don't worry, I wouldn't hurt him...*smiles deviously and laughs* Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Have you guys visited Malaysia before? If you haven't ,would you consider coming? ^_^ it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing..

Dear it don't mena a thing, Ashitare: I've never been to Malaysia before, but I enjoy traveling a great deal. Perhaps I will be able to pay a visit some day. Amiboshi and Suboshi: We've never been, either, but it sounds like fun! Soi: I'd love to see it someday. Tomo: Me, too. I hear it's beautiful. Seishi

Dear Nakago, I am looking for a boyfriend....will you go out with me???? Serena Tuskunao

Dear Serena Tuskunao,     No, thank you. I don't need a girlfriend, and Soi might disagree. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, hey..if all of you were in my world..and you could choose any dream job, what would it be? i could see tomo as a make up artist..for a big superstar such as soi. i could see the twins being in a circus act and nakago as a police officer... also..what would be the job you could NOT see yourself as? i could never see nakago as a preschool teacher or tomo as bussiness man working in an office high rise Yodan Mitsuri

Dear Yodan,     We've answered the what would we be several times; please check the archives. As for what we'd not be: Amiboshi: I really couldn't see myself as an electrical engineer or something like that. I think technology is interesting, but I don't want to design it. Tomo: I'd never be an accountant. And, incidentally--Soi would be MY makeup artist--I am the actor! Ashitare: A gas station attendant with my name embroidered on my shirt... Suboshi: In the circus? Where'd you get that? I would not make a good politician. Nakago: I would not be a good day care provider. Soi: I wouldn't make a good mechanic. Miboshi: I'd make a bad teacher...what with all those bodies to jump into... Seishi

Dear Soi, Arigatou! ^.^ You're the best Oneisan ever! ^_~ Yakouju, your new imouto

Dear Yakouju,     Of course, Yakouju-chan. Soi

Dear Ashitare, No problemo! ^.- Let me know how you like the books! They're addicting! Flame the Whip Girl

Dear Flame the Whip Girl,     I most definitely will, my dear. Ashitare

Dear Nakago, *pouts again* Alright then..may I borrow the kodoku, please? (Looks evil) Kurayami

Dear Kurayami,     No. I don't loan that out; it's rare and expensive and dangerous in the wrong hands. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hi Again, Everyone! How are you guys? Fine I hope. I bet Nakago's birthday parties are a -lot- of fun, huh? ::says, being sarcastic:: Nothing against him or anything, but...He seems like the type to order you to give him his gifts and then leave. Anyways, Shunkaku-chan, Kotoku-chan...When you come to my party, you two can stay the night and we can watch movies and do fun stuff like that! My party will be much more fun than Nakago's. I'll have candy and pizza and...Say, what does everyone like on their pizza? Holly-chan

Dear Holly-chan,     Ashitare: Actually, you'd be surprised. There was that one birthday of his, with the tequila...I still treasure the pictures. Amiboshi: I like sausage and mushrooms on my pizza! Thank you for the invitation...and you should really see those pictures. Two words: Lamp shade. ^_^ Suboshi: Those pictures make for good blackmail. I like pepperoni pizza. Soi: I like extra cheese! I thought we burned those pictures... Tomo: I like supreme pizza. Miboshi: Any kind of meat is good for me. Nakago: I assume, from your comments, I'm not invited? Seishi

Dear Miboshi, Hi, do you have black magic to make people ugly and to make people pretty? Potions

Dear Potions,     No. that's not useful. Miboshi

Dear Soi, If one day you found out that Nakago fell in love with miaka (lets hope not), what would you do? What would you do if Nakago just left you not just for miaka but also some other person, what would you do? Nakago and Soi together fan

Dear Nakago and Soi fan,     If he left me, I'd be crushed. If he left me for Miaka, Hell would have frozen over, so I think that'd be the least of my worries. Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I have this problem at school and was wondering if you could help. At school I'm made fun of and laughed at because I happen to like guys instead of gals. Because I live in a boon town (Far from any big cities) I have problem with the authorities. I'll be walking down the street and the next thing I know I'm on the ground being handcuffed with a gun against my head. They always make up a reason for throwing me in jail. If it wasn't for the circuit courts, I would be in jail for 7 years for a false crime. Every once in a while they won't do anything to me, especially when I wear my trenchcoat.... but then they try to run me over. I'm lucky I haven't ended up in the E.R. because of how many times I have actually been hit by their cars, and the cars of nearly everyone else. These last 2 years I have tried to get a job, but no one will hire me because of my sexual orientation. Is there anything I can do? Tomo- I love your make-up and your entire outfit. Would you be willing to adopt me? I really want to feel like I belong. The Trenchcoat Guy

Dear Trenchcoat Guy,     *Katsu shoves all the seishi out of the way and steps in.* Unfortunately, I'm going to have to tell it like it is. There really isn't any tried, true, proven or even possible way to change the small minds of prejudiced assholes. You can't force people to change, and I think it's pretty obvious after this amount of time that these people don't want to; they're apparently comfortable with their own prejudice. Where does that leave you? In the unenviable position of being the outsider in a small town. You have a few options: - The first and perhaps best is to move somewhere else if you can. I know this smacks of "Letting them win" but in this case, it's in the best interest of your mental and physical wellbeing to get out of dodge quickly. In most larger cities, you will be accepted by some at least, and you'll be able to find a support group. - You can attempt to confront them with their own prejudice. I would not recommend this unless you are confident that they won't hurt you over it. From what you've said, I would not recommend this option. - You can contact an advocacy group and bring these problems to their attention. I would very much recommend this, because if nothing else, they'll give you better advice than I can. I've never been in your position, so I can only give you my best guess. - You have one of the greatest, most diverse resources on the planet on your side - the internet. Go to Yahoo, check their directories, and see what you can find. There are quite a few online communities that will be able to help you and give you support and good advice, because they're made up of people who have been in your situation. You might want to check out GLAAD (http://www.glaad.org) and the IGLHRC (http://www.iglhrc.org). There is also a national hotline with a webpage - http://www.glnh.org. These are good places to start looking. No matter what choice you make, you need to realize that you have the same rights as everyone else - the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Don't change to try to fit in, and don't give in to the hate by letting them force you to become something you're not. There's a difference between a defeat and a strategic retreat, trust me. Most importantly, keep yourself safe. Katsu, Tsutsuji and the Seishi

Dear Suboshi, Hello, again. Same person that gave you all the cash (how's it coming along?). Well, it's about 12:30 right now, and I should be sleeping, but I'm not, as I'm typing this and downloading things. And having a backache. xx; Well. My fear of people breaking into my house is gone, so would you let Tomo know for me (not exactly a good start)? I'm also slowly starting to hate my school. Yes. Well, I've sent a re-cap of my week to Mitsukake, so I really don't know what to say. Nicole came over yesterday and stayed the night; we were sugarhigh a vast majority of the time, and I'm rather glad I forgot about coming here and to ATSS. oO;; She would've probably done something like asking you to bear her children. And yes, I did type that right. But, that's her. I was just sitting on my bed, eating oddly shaped potato chips and rocking back and forth, chanting 'Salvage! Salvage!'. Yes. Well, do you like Mitsukake? He's one of those underappreciated ones, the bishounen nobody really notices, you know? Because he's one of those obscurish main characters that doesn't play a hefty role. And he's quiet. So people are less inclined to like him. Well, I'm going to sleep now. Bye. Ash-chan

Dear Ash-chan,     I'm sorry you don't like school. As for Mitsukake...I don't really care. He's not a threat and he never did anything to me directly. Suboshi

Dear Nakago, Hello, Nakago, *prowls around like a cat* Hmm, been a long time since I bothered you an the other seishi. And I know Tsutsuji desires to lynch me for not having written that Tomo fic yet *insert laughing at the look of horror which I know has just crossed your face*, so I figured I'd hang around again and bother you with some amusing (to me anyway) and completely random questions. 'Cuz your blonde. 1.) What's better: death by fire or death by water? 2.) If you had the chance to only say one thing to your mother before she died, what would it have been? 3.) Sure you don't find Tomo a least amusing? 4.) Did it ever occur to you that maybe being nice to Ashitare would have worked just as well--perhaps better? 5.) From ascending order, could you please list your seishi based on intelligence? You can even throw yourself in for kicks. And be nice, Nakago--wait, what the hell did I just say? 6.) Isn't cheese whiz disgusting? 7.) Negating the fact that you blatantly and unforgivably manipualted Miaka's team into risking their lives getting the Genbu shinzahou by themselves and then stealing it away, had you been forced to fight them yourself, whose seishi would have proved more difficlt: Genbu's or Byakko's? 7.) ...Sure I can't call you Blondie? It's either that or closet-lover-of-Tamahome. Take a pick. *insert evil laughter* 8.) Have you ever thought of wearing a color other than blue? How about a nice canary yellow or rose tint? It may brighten your outlook on life. You know, feel the glow, be the glow! Oh, and while we're on the subject of clothing, one last question... 9.) Purple pants. Why, Nakkie, why? *dodges numerous ki blists with a smug grin on her face* Ha, even if I get fried, you still had to read through them. Teehee. Have fun, Blondie! Chaotic Serenity

Dear Chaotic Serenity,     *Sounds of Tsutsuji in the background: Where's my fic? I want my fic! Now! Now! Now!* Nakago: You see what you've done? Here are your answers: 1) For me, water. For anyone else, fire. It hurts more. 2) "I'm sorry." 3) No. 4) Not really. My way worked just fine. 5) Starting at the lowest: Suboshi (cunning but not bright), Amiboshi, Miboshi, Ashitare, Soi, Tomo (I hate to say that...), myself. 6) Yes, it is. 7) Neither. You want to be chi-blasted? Keep it up! 8) No. and 9) They're not purple! They're blue! Nakago

Dear Nakago, Ling -Ling: Very well, we will killed Guni and Tasuki....Sir Nakago. *cursties* Lung -Lung: *hugs Suboshi* Your cute. ^_^ Ling Ling and Lung Lung

Dear Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung,     Nakago: Bring me proof. Suboshi: Umm, thanks... Nakago and Suboshi

Dear Tomo, Hey bro wassup. How are you doing? Anyways, you seem to be well respected now since I lent people my Fushigi Yuugi tapes. What so you see in Nakago? Is it because he is cute, his personality? I was just wondering. ttyl Atsumi

Dear Atsumi,     I'm impressed by his power and determination. And he is easy on the eyes, you have to admit. Tomo

Dear Tomo,  Well, this is late, but..OH WELL!!!! ^_^ Happy Thanksgiving, Aniki!!! Rashii

Dear Rashii,     Thank you! Did you have a good holiday? Tomo

Dear Nakago, It's me Dewdrop again. I'm sorry for bugging you, it's just I never got a response and my cousin Rena Maxwell asked Soi if you could answer my question and she said to just ask you directly and so I thought i would... and I'm babbling. Gomen... Ano... I was wondering of you would adopt. I had asked you before and your response was as what? I personally don't what you adopt me as, I was just hoping you would adopt me. So please will you adopt me? Dewdrop

Dear Dewdrop,     I don't adopt people. The other seishi do; ask one of them. I don't need anyone else to take care of right now. Soi: don't be offended. He says that to everyone. Nakago and Soi

Dear Suboshi, I had a weird dream... You were in it. It was very very strange! I dreamed that... We were going out!!! Kissing and etc. Kinda scary... I don't have any 'special' feelings for you though! It sends the chill up my spine just thinking about it. What do you think? Have you ever had these weird dreams before? Does this mean anything!? Forgot you mention that you also killed my friends in the dream! Elia

Dear Elia,     I haven't had dreams like that, no. I don't think it means anything. I'm not planning to do any of those things. Suboshi

Dear Tomo, After reading a few responses and doing a little research, I'm REALLY starting to wonder if Nakago is really worthy of your affections. I don't really think he understands you as much as you think he does ( not saying I do obviously! 0.o;)I'm tempted to say let Soi have him. I'm not trying to pry into your social life ( too late, gomen) I just don't think Nakago is worthy of you. He'll never come around, and he misinterprets your intentions constantly! I like Nakago-samma, but I'm outraged on your behalf. Well...that's all I have to say, take care, Tomo-samma. P.S Please excuse the typos. Silverfox

Dear Silverfox,     Of course he is. He just doesn't realize it yet. As for Soi--I'll die before I let her have him! Tomo

Dear Nakago, Many people I know think your evil, heartless, and trash you allot. But, I know your not entirely like that and I have defended you countless times. I even changed some of my friend's minds about you by telling them about your um... difficult past. Any way have you ever loved someone? If so who and if not why? Allso even though you have had a tough childhood I can't beleve you did some of the things you did. Like why did you manipulate Yui? copperhaired

Dear copperhaired,     I love Soi, and as a child I loved my mother and my friend Taria. As for Yui, I did only what needed to be done so that she would do her duty as the miko. Nakago

Dear Nakago, *points to Lita* The kid that made Tasuki go soft.... Turkey Lurkey

Dear Turkey Lurkey,     I don't care, other than if he's gone soft, he might be easier to get rid of. Nakago

Dear Ashitare, U r sew kewl! I fel sory tat u git kiled bi Nakago. Du u waunt mi tu git mi bubby tu brring u bach tu lief? Sew sory iph u caunt reed mi tiepping. Ash e tar a Luver

Dear Ashe e tar a Luver,     I'm afraid that I don't speak gobbledy-gook. I even tried putting this through Babel Fish as a last resort, and could get nothing coherent. Can anyone out there translate whatever language - and trust me, I was hesitant to give it such a status - this is? Ashitare