Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I know you seishis are darn good with punishing people. My friends and I had been ditched many times by our 'former best friend.' She rather go with her so call 'boyfriend' than us! She knows we hate him because he's really a bas@^#d but in front of her he acts like an angel. We always walk to school together and one day she called and said she would be late and she doesn't want us to wait for her, I believed her because she's usually the latest one to wake up. But when I was walking with my friend, we saw her walking to school with him!!! We were always wondering why she would be late so many times these days and when we arrived at school she would always be there before us! She had been lying all along! It has been 6 years of friendship, and she chose him over us. I understand how people get bored of each other sometimes but she can at least tell the truth! Although she did try to explain when we met, but we walked away. We gave her too many chances! My friends an! d I cannot think of any punishiment for them. THEY MAKE US SICK!!! And yet they aren't even a couple! Pathetic! Elia

Dear Elia, Amiboshi: I don't think you should be punishing her. She's still your friend, but she has a crush on someone now - just give her some time. Punishing her would hurt her feelings and destroy your friendship. Ashitare: I'd like to abstain from this question, though I will dispense one piece of advice: Remember that love makes perfectly intelligent people into complete idiots. Soi: I'll second that. And she'll need you if they seperate. You have a right to be angry that she lied, but I wonder if she lied to avoid anger from you, since you obviously don't like the boy. Maybe you ought to give the guy a chance. Try not to be too hard on her. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, Hey! Why are you so caustic to others?! Leave Piro alone! You're out of line! <cracks a whip> Honestly! She is only trying to have a conversation, and you immediately pounce upon her! That is uncalled for! I am rather surprised that you get any mail at all! *torches you with her fire-lore as she leaves* Flame the Whip Girl

Dear Flame the Whip Girl,     Is it my fault that you and your little friends seem so intent upon wasting my valuable time? I'm certain you'll find my attitude perfectly sunny if you write to me in a polite manner that shows you have at least a few neurons to rub together. Also, you might wish to reconsider the whip - remember the karmic implications of what happened to the last person that threatened me with one. Ashitare

Dear Tomo, I fianlly got those boys to stop making fun of you (am I good or what) and one of them has a question for you: How do you get your hair so shiny and flake free? I also have a question: since it is almost my B-Day (In a few days) can I have a hug. Sorry I was late for yours. :'( Atsumi

Dear Atsumi,     For the hair: As soon as you get into the bath or shower, wash your hair first, then put on conditioner and leave it on in for the remainder of the bath. Rinse it out thoroughly right before you get out. It will keep long hair healthy even in very dry climates. And yes, you can have a hug. Tomo

Dear Nakago, I hope you realize you are a bastard. But you are a cool bastard and my favorite villain in any anime series. I would hate to run into you in a dark alley way. There is only one person I would hate to run into more than you. The pink haired devil child on Sailor Moon. I think her name is Rini. Now here's my question. Suppose I was in a dark alley way and both you and the pink haired devil show up. What would you do to her? Rip her to shreds? Torture her in unspeakable ways? Feed her to Ashitare? Come on! Inquisitive minds want to know! Melyn the Otaku

Dear Melyn the Otaku,     Depends. I don't know anything about her so I don't have reason to do her harm. She might come in handy. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, You guys are great! Did you know that. Hi Amibosh,Suboshi*hug them*.Could you guys help me.My friend Andrew is realy sick.I can't do every thing alone.Could you guys help me look after the game store.I'll do anything if you guys help but not killing Tasuki, Tomahome,Miaka or my Friend Allen B

Dear Allen B, I'll definitely help out as much as possible! I bet Suboshi won't mind helping out some too. I hope your friend gets better soon. Amiboshi

Dear Ashitare, u know what, i dont care and ur resonces suck and also u can kiss muh azz wait no, that is too good for you *shruggs* oh well we know ur gay anyway. Pirotesse

Dear Pirotesse, Ashitare: I'm sorry, but I can't tell if you're attempting to speak English or if you simply let a gerbil run around on your keyboard and thought it was worth wasting my time over. Either take yourself back to primary school or keep your rodentia away from the computer. Tomo: As to that "you're gay" comment, is that meant to be an insult? If so it's a very childish one. Ashitare may be many things, but gay is not one of them. Ashitare and Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Thank you for all your support about the 'I'm not accepted' thingy! ^_^ At least life is much better now, and the guys...well let's just say they're starting to warm up towards me. And about the girl whom I punched...*sniggers* ,she's suddenly become very polite to me, so thanks guys!(and girls =P) (To Ashitare: Thanks for the tip about books, it really helped me alot.:]) And anyway, thanks again for all that advice, it really lightened me up! The Not-so worried and irritated tomboy

Dear tomboy, Amiboshi and Suboshi: We're glad things are working out for you! We knew it would get better. Ashitare: You're welcome, my dear. Let me know if you find any good books you'd like to share. Seishi

Dear Amiboshi, Why don't you wright back to me?Im starting to think you hate me. If you hate then tell me.Well I love you as a friend.Well I wish I could fly with wings.Your my friend and I do care about you.Amiboshi how could I be with you? One more thing if you don't wright back to me I wont be your friend just kiding your my friend*run and hug Amiboshi* sorry about that well see ya. Allen B

Dear Allen B,     Why would I hate you? I answer every letter of yours I get. There are occassionally problems with our e-mail system, though, so some of your letters might have gotten lost. Please don't be angry. Amiboshi

Dear Soi, Hi, my name's Rena. I think you're pretty. even though you tried to hurt Miaka. Is it true that you don't hate her? I think she's okay when she actually knows what she's doing. I was wodering if you would adopt me? Cause no one will adopt me and I get lonely easy. So will you please? My cousin Dewdrop wants me to ask you why Nakago hasn't responded to her letter. She's been waiting for you to update and got sad when she saw that Nakago didn't respond. Well I guess that's it. Will you please think about adopting me? And if you want to adopt me, I don't really care what you want to adopt me as. It was nice to get the chance to write you. Arigato Gozaima! (Did I spell that right?) Rena Maxwell

Dear Rena Maxwell,     Thank you. I don't hate Miaka the way I hate some people, but I don't like her, either. I'll adopt you as a sister. As for Dewdrop, it's nothing personal. We can't possibly answer evey letter we get, so we choose them at random. Please tell her not to be sad about it. Soi

Dear Tomo, Wai! Arigatou,aniki! (gives you a Nakago action figure as an adoption present..and a coupon for a free sucker punch at Suboshi) <I don't think Amiboshi did anything totally worth getting sucker-punched for!> So...what do you do for fun? What did you do before being a seishi? I know so very little, aniki.... Rashii

Dear Rashii,     Thank you for the present! I was the leader of a Chinese opera troupe before I was a seishi. For fun, I learn new music and dances, and experiment with costumes and stage make up. And you? Tomo

Dear Nakago, ....RGGGGGGG!!! *clutches hair* ahem..sorry about that, but I happened to be extremely maddened by a certain girl who has french-kissed my crush.WHat methods do you recommend to control my anger? ( I don't really talk like this) very very unusually jealous

Dear jealous,     Your boyfriend or your crush? It makes a difference. If you're angry, try writing in a journal or exercising. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, What incident/situation would make/has made you laugh the most? (To Nakago: Please don't tell me you don't laugh at all. There has to be at least ONE time right?^_^) *ahem...demented or maniacal laughter not counted...bitter laughter as well* i hate guavas

Dear i hate guavas, Nakago: I remember laughing often as a child, but not since my seishi powers appeared. Amiboshi: It's very hard to pick one moment. When I was with the Suzaku Seishi, Miaka made me laugh a lot! She's very mischevious. I also exchange jokes with my brother. Suboshi: Aniki made me laugh all the time as a child; I can't pick just one. Ashitare: I would have to call it a tie between the look on Nakago's face when he realized that all of his plans had come tumbling down around his ears, and the first time I ever saw "Twelfth Night". The play edges out the other situation, really, but I felt I should mention it in the interest of maintaining my attitude toward Nakago. Tomo: Recently, when I trapped Miaka in my shell. At the moment, I was very happy about it. If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have been quite so happy. Miboshi: Probably when I took Miaka's voice away. The look on her face still makes me laugh. Soi: When I was little, I loved my little siblings; they made me laugh all the time. Now, Suboshi can be funny when he's not annoying, and a lot of the letters we get make me giggle. Seishi

Dear Nakago, So....<evil smirk> When are you going to kill Tamahome for me? I mean, I know you can do it. ^_^ Kurayami

Dear Kurayami,     I'm waiting for awhile. He may yet prove to be useful. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hmmm...thanks for the insults all of you gave me..the problem is, this girl doesn't know who Faulkner is. X_XAnd she doesn't know what a philistine is! argg...but at least she knew what was baka yarou( thanks Suboshi) .So anyway I just told her to piss off or I'll burn all of her Tasuki pictures ..* evil grin* hey, I know! Can you think of any good insults for Tasuki? She'd really blow her top if I insulted her 'dahling' *grins again* Jials The Big Bad Pervert

Dear Jials, Suboshi: You could always make fun of his swimming. I know he doesn't like that. Amiboshi: Why would you want to insult Tasuki? He's bluff, but he's really a nice person. Ashitare: I'm sorry, but in this situation I'll have to abstain. I don't believe in cruelty to animals. Tomo: You could always make fun of his fashion sense. There's plenty of material there. Seishi

Dear Miboshi, I think that I have to agree with that Cat person...<evil smirk> You know, you DO look kind of like that scary little blob... Kurayami

Dear Kurayami,     *glares* I do not. Miboshi

Dear Nakago, Sir Nakago, Tasuki doesn't believe you would take his head to a pike or do anything close it to him...what do you think we should do? My sisters and I want to help you about what to do with Suzaku Seishi..*sightly evil grin* Lung- Lung

Dear Lung-Lung,     It could be done, if someone were willing to try. Out of curiousity, why do you want to help me? Nakago

Dear Nakago, hmm..about the sarcasm thing, she insulted me (her name is Yee Shiang) about you" he's such a jerk! blablabla!" *rolls eyes and stabs Yee Shiang doll with sabre* , and my brain suddenly went dead and I didn't know what to say to her...she's slightly fat, short, wears glasses. Does that help better? Maybe you could give me some that will leave her in a miserable 'i suck' mood for a few months. ^_^ Thanks ! Nakago Admirer

Dear Nakago Admirer,     Sometimes, just dead silence and a flat stare says a thousand words. Whatever you do, don't stoop to making fun of her looks. It's petty and does more damage than necessary. Nakago

Dear Soi, *laughs* ur right. U go, girl!! Oh, before I forget... *hands Soi a big piece of cake* I can guarantee that it's Tomo/Suboshi spit-free. *smiles* Ayame no Miko

Dear Ayame no Miko, Soi: Thank you so much for the cake! It looks wonderful! Suboshi: I never spit on anyone's cake. Why does everyone keep accusing me of this stuff? Soi and Suboshi

Dear Nakago, Hey if you want to meet Akio I could kidnap him.If you want me to just say so. Maiko Tenjou the Dark Rose Bride/Duelist

Dear Maiko Tenjou,     No, but thank you for the offer. Nakago

Dear Nakago, Honestly now, who is better looking? You or Tomo? <Tomo sans make-up, of course...he is so bishounen!> Crazy Tomo Fan

Dear Crazy Tomo Fan,     I don't care. I never think about it. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, why are you so nice all the time??? hahaha i could never be so tolerant. how do you deal with people who piss you off? the almighty guava of doom

Dear almighty guava of doom,     I was very angry and have done some bad things in the past. I've learned to control my temper now, and I've also discovered that I just don't like being nasty. When I start getting angry, I talk to my brother, Soi or Ashitare. They tend to get angry for me and they help me feel better. Amiboshi

Dear Tomo, maybe we could go for a movie? what kind of movies do u like? well i said i'm plain looking cos it's a fact! i know that but it's not that i dont have confidence in myself. i juz think u look so charming. and since i'm yr fan i wld be honoured if u cld go out with me is all. venus

Dear venus,     I would like to if I could come to your world. I like any kind of movies. Tomo

Dear Tomo, why is it that i can never find any picyures of you?? I mean i will find ten million of the putrid stairing couple (miaks and Tomahome) and NONE OF YOU!! ~Ari-chan~

Dear ~Ari-chan~,     There are links on our webpage. Try Tomo no Miko's page. Tomo

Dear Nakago, What are your hobbies? (Besides tormenting Tamahome ^_^) Villianess-in-Training

Dear Villianess-in-Training,     I enjoy studying strategy and games like chess or go. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Could you please not hurt my freind Melyn the Otaku for what she's put you through in her fics? She's my main source of entertainment. Rhiakat

Dear Rhiakat,     We won't hurt her. As long as she doesn't do anything...too terrible. Seishi

Dear Miboshi, Hey Miboshi! I heard you're very good at black magic , so here's a question. Have you watched Double Vision, you know , that Taiwanese movie which is based on a Taoist ghost storie? I don't really understand the part about the double retinas and the achieving immortality...can you explain, what actually is double vision? M!sdeme@nouR

Dear M!sdeme@nouR,     I haven't seen that movie, so I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. Miboshi

Dear Nakago, I love you. Will you marry me? Rhiannon

Dear Rhiannon,     No, thank you. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu seishi, If I gave you all the money in my piggy bank, would you pull Hotohori's hair then run away giggling? Rouge the idiot

Dear Rogue the idiot, Amiboshi: I don't think I would...I kind of like Hotohori. Ashitare: I won't, but I'll sit on the sidelines and smile when you find someone willing to do so. Suboshi: I might, if you paid me enough. Soi: No, it doesn't really appeal to me. Tomo: No...there are other things I'd like to do with him, though. Miboshi: Only hair pulling? Nothing else? Nakago: No. Seishi

Dear Soi, Well, you're the nice one and only girl, so... I feel caught in the middle betwixt one of my friends and her life. O.o I really want to help her but she seems abused and won;t go to someone for help. I feel trapped and do not know what to do! Please help me, Soi? Yakouju

Dear Yakouju,     Well, I don't know any details so I can't give you any specific advice. I suggest you go to a counselor or call an abuse hotline and ask them for help; they'll know how you can help your friend. They'll be able to give much better advice than I can. Good luck! Soi

Dear Seiryuu seishi, Hi guys! Guess what, Shunkaku-chan, Kotoku-chan?! My birthday is coming up soon! >.> Then again, so is someone elses. ::Refers to Nakago:: Mine is on the 27th. Will you guys come to my birthday party? That would be great! ::Gives them a big smile:: Oh...before I forget, Will you be able to get along with the Suzaku Seishi if they come, Shunkaku-chan? Miboshi-san... I still say it looks like a top. Tomo-san...^^;; I didn't mean to offend. Ilikeyourmakeuppleasedon'thurtme! ::hides behind Ami-chan and Su-chan:: Holly-chan

Dear Holly-chan, Amiboshi: Happy birthday to you! I'd much rather go to your party than Nakago's - he never lets us have any fun with his birthday. Suboshi: I'll come, as long as I don't have to sit with the Suzaku seishi or talk to them or anything. Soi: Happy birthday! I hope it's wonderful! Ashitare: Happy birthday, my dear, and many happy returns to you. Miboshi: It is not. :P Tomo: Happy birthday, and thank you for the apology. Seishi