Dear Nakago, Hi *smiles* My Uncle Shun'u and Tamahome-sama talk about you lots are you guys friends? *gives him a flower* Lita

Dear Lita, Nakago: Friends? Hardly. I assume this "Uncle Shun'u" of yours is that idiot Tasuki? *hands the flower to Soi* Soi: Don't worry, sweetie. Nakago's always brusque like that. Thank you for the flower. Nakago and Soi

Dear Tomo, Once again, another seishi is having a birthday. October 13 is not that far away, and since I gave Suboshi and Amiboshi presents and cake, I figure I'd do the same for you. *brings out cake and presents* I brought you a triple-decker angel food cake with dark chocolate icing on top with some mint garnish around the sides. I also have a few presents for you that you will undoubtedly enjoy. *presents 5000 ryou gift certificate to his favorite cosmetics store, some scented candles with matching scent bath salts, (some with very seductive smells) a big book of Greek tragedies, and a Nakago with brushable hair.* Piece of advice, however: Don't show this last present to your general/paramour, or you might just find yourself on the business end of a chi blast. But anyway, I hope you have a very happy birthday. *lights candles on the cake* Don't forget to make a wish. And please let Soi have a piece, okay? Lady Shera

Dear Lady Shera,     Tomo: Thank you so much for the presents! They're wonderful. You can imagine which is my favorite. Thank you for remembering my birthday. And since you asked me so nicely, I gave Soi some of the cake. Soi: It looked wonderful, but I didn't eat any...Suboshi said Tomo spit on my piece before he gave it to me.... Tomo and Soi

Dear Nakago, Thank you so much! Now...I shall worship you as the god you truely should be. Oh, dear Nakago, thank you oh so much for allowing me the pleasure. You shall not regret it. Now that you have so conviniently killed my family off, all the money shall go to you. Once again thank you, my love, there are not enough words in this language to describe the thankfullness I feel. *bows in worship* Wo Ai Ni, Tamahome

Dear Tamahome, Nakago: *smirks* Well then...perhaps you'd be willing to do me a favor? Suboshi: Oh, come on! I'm not proud of it, but still, give me some credit--or at least the money! Nakago had nothing to do with your family!     Nakago and Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, GRRRRRRRR!!!! YOU @$$! FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL IDENTITY PROBLEMS AND THE NAME HAD TO DO WITH A SHOW! YOUR AN UNSENSITIVE BASTARD!*stabs with ice crystal* JERK! and my question is WHY do you think that i have sexual identity problems?! And pleez stop being mean to me! Why are you so cruel and insensitive? YOU need therapy! Learn to be kind... Ok? Cryo-Chan (the angry little Ice deamon)

Dear Cryo-chan,     My dear - in my experience, very few women use the names of men unless they have deep seated issues that they should deal with. Perhaps you should be the one seeking therapy, as you've apparently added temper management problems to your sexual identity issues. As for your claims that I am mean - tell me, have you actually bothered to WATCH Fushigi Yuugi? Oh, and by the way - it's "Insensitive", not "Unsensitive". Ta ta! Ashitare

Dear Tomo, Hi! Just a heads up, I'm not calling myself Guardian anymore. I'm going to use my real name, okay. p.s. those "liars" aren't my friends. Your a great conversationalist, did you know? Jacque

Dear Jacque,     Thank you for the compliment. I hope I could help. Tomo

Dear Soi, *giggles* don't worry, it doesn't cost anything. I've just been having a bad time with my pathetic boy/social life, and I was just a little upset when I wrote that. It's just like a support thingy, I guess. More of a spoof than anything else. Sorry if I deceived u. No offense was meant. Ayame no Miko

Dear Ayame no Miko,     Oh, don't worry, I wasn'd offended. I was curious. Although I was mostly curious if Tomo would be allowed in this club, if Nuriko was. Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Wow. You are all so amazing. Keeping a personal life as well as trying to answer 40+ questions a day from crazed fangirls. The very thought to me is mind-boggling. I don't know how you do it. It's very impressive. Mitzi

Dear Mitzi, Amiboshi: Wow...thank you! Suboshi: Thanks! That's really nice of you! Ashitare: Thank you, my dear. It's nice to know that our sacrifices are appreciated. Tomo: I'm glad you appreciate our efforts. Thank you. Soi: Nakago and Miboshi say thanks, as do I. Seishi

Dear Nakago, Hiiiii!!!! If you had a sort of "deathmatch" with Kagami Mikage of Ayashi no Ceres, who do you think would win? Or how about a deathmatch with Shiso? Or with Tooya? I think you would win over Kagami. As for Shiso and Tooya, I don't know. crystal_tiara17

Dear crystal_tiara17,     I think I could win a battle with any of them. Nakago

Dear Soi, First I want to say, I admire you for sacrificing yourself for the one that you love. I hope you and Nakago can be together somehow. My question is: What the @!*# were you thinking being a prostitute when you were little? (Were you practicing for Nakago?) And another thing, Does Tomo do your make-up and hair? If he does, may I suggest that you talk to the Suzaku Warrior Nuriko immediatly! Katty/Kelo

Dear Katty/Kelo,     First of all, I did not choose to be a prostitute; I was sold to the brothel by my parents to pay of their debts. (Did you ever see this series? I would have thought the fact that I was screaming and running from the customers would have cued you in a little to the fact that I was not happy about this arrangement) And as for your second question, absolutely not, I do it myself. But even if he did, I wouldn't ask Nuriko for advice even if my life depended on it. Soi

Dear Miboshi, Why did you pick the body of a psycho baby instead of some hunk? Scared of the Psycho Baby

Dear Scared,     Children's bodies are the easiest to take over. Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Does anyone of you has any tips for losing weight/sliming down? Seraph

Dear Seraph, Ashitare: If you feel you really must, it never hurts to watch what you eat. Do not, by any means, starve yourself or go on some strange diet; merely be frugal and eat well made, balanced meals. Amiboshi and Suboshi: Exercising is a good way. ^_^ Just remember that if you lift weights, you probably won't lose actual weight - you'll just lose fat but gain muscle. Seishi

Dear Tomo, Hi Tomo! Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday in advance! My li'l bro's B-day is the day after yours! Cool, huh? I'm so jealous.... Anyway, happy birthday, hope ya get Nakago-sama all to yerself on your special day! ^_^ Kalypso

Dear Kalypso,     Thank you! I wish I could have that too, but you know.... Tomo

Dear Nakago, I want you to like me. I want you to kill Tamahome. Is that good or bad? Kodomono Kurayami

Dear Kodomono Kurayami,     Good for whom? Nakago

Dear Suboshi, Hello. It's once again time for me to come back and write to you. I'm at a blank right now, but I decided I probably needed to write you again, as one day, you could wake up and go, 'Hey, whatever happened to that girl that gave me money? oO;;;'. As I was leafing through your archives, I got this rather odd image of you doing interpretive disco dancing to the song Natural Playboy (found here:http://members.aol.com/songokuh1/music.htm, just click anything called 'Natural Playboy'). This will probably give the others something to laugh about, but I figured I had to tell you. Don't feel depressed or anything, I've seen Mitsukake, Hotohori, and Nakago doing the same. Hm, well, how's my money coming along? Did you buy what you wanted yet? And does your brother approve of odd girls giving you money? And, I guess, would you like me to name my next fictional town 'Suboshiville'? I've already made 'Mitsukakeville', and 'Hotohoritown'. It's fun, indeed. Would you like a personalized peanut? Ash-chan, who IS the Natural Playboy. Yes.

Dear Ash-chan,     Umm...how does that song fit me? Kind of a strange thought. As for the money, it's been very useful, thank you. I bought Aniki and Lady Yui some nice things. I guess if you want to name a town for me, you can... Suboshi

Dear Nakago, Hey! Why did you kill Hotohori? Nikki Praxedes

Dear Nikki Praxedes,     Enemy seishi, war, that sort of thing... Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, What are you guys going to dress for Halloween? Did you know that Hotohori dressed as chicken? But he insisted that he's the statue of Suzaku. Elia

Dear Elia, Miboshi: A demon child like the ones in Silent Hill. Soi: I'd like to do something light this year, maybe a princess. Ashitare: I think I shall be Puck this Halloween. I've been in too good of a mood lately to be Hamlet. ^_^ Amiboshi: I was thinking of dressing up as Ash from Pokemon, but I don't think I could convince Suboshi to be Pikachu... Suboshi: *gives Amiboshi the evil eye* You have got to be joking. I was thinking of maybe being a gangster or something... Nakago: I don't dress up for Halloween. Tomo: I think I'll go as the Phantom of the Opera. Seishi

Dear Suboshi, You know where I can get me a ryuuseisui like yours? It's soooo cool an' I want one! :) Scintilla

Dear Scintilla,     Given that it's an ancient Chinese war weapon, there probably isn't a place in your world to get one. Sorry. Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, Nakago was so mean killing you like that after you got him that necklace! I would like to see him die, change into a wolf, and snatch that away from Miaka like that! (I'm sorry Nakago, you know that you're my favorite character, but that was just plain mean!) Ashitare, if you get reborn in our world will you please become my doggie! I promise not to kill you, or make you steal things from clueless freaks! (Like Tomo ^-^) P.S. I wanted to name my current doggie Ashitare, but my siblings wouldn't let me. See! That way there's plenty of room for you!! Keika no Kaiyou

Dear Keika no Kaiyou,     Yes, I would like to see Nakago do what is required of me on a daily basis, but I don't expect too much of him; he's a natural blonde, after all. My dear, while I appreciate your sentiment, a wolf is the "doggy" of no man - or woman. Ashitare

Dear Nakago, Aww...you couldn't find my story... Aw well. It's all for the best I think. If you had read it I would be in hiding right now...uh...yeah... So! Onto what I was going to say to you... Have you ever wanted a pet? Like a puppy...oh wait...um...that's a bad choice... how about a birdie...uh...never mind again...^.^; How about...a um…a kitty! Everybody loves kitties! You want a kitty? I can you mine! His name is Satan! He’s a bad kitty and I think you will like him! Uh…except for the fact that he suckles… Melyn the otaku

Dear Melyn the otaku,     I haven't wanted a pet, and I think you should keep your cat. He probably is very attached to you. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, I don't feel so happy in America . I realy try to make friend but I realy need some one in my life to be me . Now everybody know Im kind to people.Amiboshi if you what to be friend with a 15 year old high school girl well have a nice day. Allen B

Dear Allen B,     Of course I'll be your friend! I'm sorry that you're so unhappy in America. What's going on? Amiboshi

Dear Miboshi, What's that thingy on you head? Can I poke it? Rouge the idiot

Dear Rouge the idiot,     It's an ornament and no you may not. Miboshi