Dear Nakago, Ohayo, Oh...you're back. Welcome back, I suppose. I still can't believe Tsutsuji-san left you guys behind! Geez...she could have at least air-mailed you to China or something. *grumbles* Do you know how much trouble you caused? It's my turn, now, Blondie! 1.) Which Suzaku seishi, other than Tamahome, annoys you the most? 2.) *inserts random, serious question* Ever thought that maybe you don't deserve Soi? 3.) Speaking of Soi, on a less serious note, have you two ever heard of locks? Do you realize how much mental and emotional trauma you've caused Suboshi?! (Do you know how much mental agony you caused me when I read the MANGA version of that scene?!) No wonder he's so unstable--he's had to deal with things like you two all his life! (Though why ANYONE would want to walk into your room/tent/etc. without hearing your respond first is beyond me, but then, Suboshi isn't the brightest...and neither am I.) And who the hell is going to pay the medical bills?! Answer me, darnit! 4.) All right, if you indeed HAD found a strange portal to another world where you took over, and Miaka was the priestess...would you have taken the chance, despite the inevitable, probably overwhelming stress? *grin* 5.) You know, it's mentioned in ep. 31 that Kutou had a run in with Hokkan's empire some 200 years ago. While you guys were out trying to beat the Suzaku seishi to the shinzahou, did you ever run into/have to avoid political interference from the government there? 6.) Off topic: Alright Blondie, it's time to face facts: you've got something of a whip addiction. First Ashitare, than Tamahome, than who knows else! I think we need to get you in a whip reduction program. Basically, we reduce the amount of whippings you're allowed by week, cutting down by one every time. By next year, we should have you off the drug--I mean whip! What follows will be a series of recuperative therapies--which, trust me, you need anyway--in which we find NEW ways for you to let out aggression. I mean, geez, they're scared to death of you anyway, why beat the hell outta them too! C'mon Nakago, you know I'm right. This whipping is getting out of hand. If you don't stop soon, it'll only get worse. Families have been torn apart by these kind of addictions. Hell, you've already alienated Soi. Considering all of this, and upon some reflection, whaddya think? (And don't just answer "Don't call me Blondie," because no matter how many times you fry! me, it won't solve your problems.) 7. All right, Seiran Den brings up the idea that you, well, became shogun through bedroom politics. Whaddya say to that? 8. What's the worse possible way of dying? 9. Hmm...which shinzahou did you find the most difficult to get? 10. What was your reaction to Tomo's death? 11. Hmmm....last, very serious one: Ever hated what you became? Ever wanted to just end it yourself? Hmmm...that was a random, semi-serious, half-insane amount of questions I gave you. Hopefully it won't traumatize you as it's done others. It should, however, give you a view into the current state of my brain and why my web handle is as such. Scary, isn't it? Mwahaha! And I am off, give Tsutsuji my love! Chaotic Serenity

Dear Chaotic Serenity, 1) Hotohori. 2) Not really. 3) It's Suboshi's own fault for not knocking and wandering into people's rooms unannounced. 4) Possibly. 5) Frequently; it was difficult to move the troops in those areas. A lot of spies in that area and possible attacks. 6) Don't call me Blondie. 7) It was going to happen anyway; why shouldn't I have used it to my advantage? 8) Burning to death. 9) They were both easy, but probably Tatara's because we had to capture him first. 10) I was sorry to have lost a seishi, but wasn't sorry to see him go. 11) Of course I have, in weaker moments. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I have a puzzle for all of you. See if you can solve it; it's deductive logic. Here goes: Five Seiryuu seishi (minus Nakago and Miboshi, who were too busy manipulating innocents) auditioned for the classic Shakespeare play, "The Taming of the Shrew." The time period for the tryouts took place over a span of five days, Monday through Friday. The roles each seishi tried out were, Bianca, Baptista, Katherina, Lucentio, and Petruchio. (Three male roles, two female roles--and gender doesn't matter as far as the auditions go.) Only one seishi tried out each day, and for only one role. The question I pose to you is: WHO IS THE SHREW? Your clues are as follows: 1) One of the Boshi twins (Suboshi or Amiboshi) tried out on Wednesday, but neither Boshi twin tried out for a female role. 2) Ashitare (who did not audition on Monday) tried out two days before Soi, but neither of these seishi read for the part of Petruchio. 3) Whoever auditioned for the role of Bianca tried out one day after Suboshi, but one day before Tomo (who did not read Baptista's part). 4) Amiboshi, who tried out before Suboshi, was not trying to win the part of Petruchio (which wasn't read on Tuesday or Thursday). 5) Whoever tried out for Lucentio tried out on Monday. 6) Friday was the day the part of Katherina was read. When you figure it out (if you think you can), have "Bonny Kate" and "Gentle Bianca" give the answer. If you can't figure it out, ask "Petruchio" to get another clue from me. Good luck! *rubs hands together* HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S TOO EASY!!!! Miaka's evil twin

Dear Miaka's Evil Twin, Ashitare: A most charming puzzle, my dear. Here is the answer. Petruchio: Suboshi (Weds.) Lucentio: Amiboshi (Mon.) Bianca: Soi (Thurs.) Baptista: Yours truly. (Tues.) Katherina the Shrew: Tomo (Fri.) I would have had "Bonny Kate" and "Gentle Bianca" give you this answer, but Kate is currently off pouting somewhere (you should have heard the outraged shriek) and Bianca is laughing her head off about the situation. Tomo: I am pleased to be a lead no doubt, though I am not trained for female roles. In addition, the thought of little Suboshi trying to pick me up during one of the scenes is ludicrous. Seishi

Dear Soi, My father abandoned my mom and I when I was 7 (for another woman). I still called him and my grandma for 4 years after that, but last year I got sick of them lying to me and trying to get me to turn against my mother so I broke off contact. Even though my dad used to hit me, scream at me, lock me in my room, and do drugs in front of me, I still feel bad. Im going to be 13 next Feb. and I start 7th grade Wednesday. I feel like I need him, but I dont want history to repeat itself. What should I do? Jessica Britney

Dear Jessica Britney,     In all honestly, I don't have the right training to tell you what to do. Your best bet is to seek out a professional counselor; your school should have one. If not, check the phone book; there are lots of them that are free and confidential. Best of luck, and keep us posted. Soi

Dear Tomo, You are sooo Cool!!! Okay got that out of my system, now I have some questions! 1.Why don't you take of your make-up? you look so much hotter without it! 2.How come you last only 5 episodes?! It not fair! 3.Do you now where I can fine a good picture of you? 4.If I cosplay as Nakago would you go out with me? 5.Do they still show Chinese Opera some where? Well those are my questions! Here's a hug and pearl balls! Angel

Dear Angel,     1) Because I need it for performances and battle. 2) I agree, it isn't fair. 3) There are lots of galleries; check our links page. 4) Somehow someone dressed as Nakago just doesn't have the same appeal.... 5) Yes, in China. In addition it is often shown on Asian television. Thank you for the food! Tomo

Dear Suboshi, hey Suboshi! i just wanna say that you cool! ive never seen a weapon like yours before! can you take both of those things off at the same time or 1 at a time? *gives him a hug* ok bye! Sakuya

Dear Sakuya,     Thanks! The iron balls can come off either way, but because they're so heavy it's easier to remove them one at a time. Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, YOU ARE A KILLER!!! MIAKA

Dear MIAKA,   You are a moron. Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi, Hia! You don't know me infact I am kinda new at writing to you guys. I wanted to do it a while ago but the site was uh, not working I guess. Anyways here is something about me that you might find interesting. I'm a twin too! And it is freaky because my twin and I kinda act like you and your twin. I (the oldest. Like you) act more calm and my twin (the youngest. Like Suboshi) acts more wild and agressive. *sighs heavily while thinking* Oh man I can't think of anything else to say. Oh well, I'll let you know one thing...YOU AND SUBOSHI ARE THE BEST!!!!! One more thing. Is there anyway I can talk to you and your twin at the same time? By for now! I'l write again soon. p.s. Tell Suboshi I said hi. *blowing kisses* Guardian

Dear Guardian,     We're all very glad that Tsutsuji has her web connection again so we can go back to answering your letters! That's really neat that you're a twin as well. ^_^ If you want to talk to us at the same time, just put it in the e-mail you send to either one of us - we'll share the e-mail with each other. I'll definitely let Suboshi know you said hi. Amiboshi

Dear Tomo, Hello...Your laugh is the best! I heard that it was scary and weird and I was going crazy because I wanted to hear it. When I did I laughed too. It was so cool. Oh and another thing I heard about you is that you were gay (as in homosexual) is this true? If so I want to tell you that so am I. Well, a lesbian (did I even spell that right?) If you are I wanted to ask are you mistreated for it? I am. Infact I have to keep it a secret in order to make friends which I don't have a lot of anyways. It's not fair! By the way sweet make up! I'll write again in a while. Guardian

Dear Guardian,     Yes, it is true. I'm sorry to hear that you are mistreated for your sexual orientation. Many people in the world are afraid of what they don't understand. You shouldn't have to hide what you are to make friends. There are people in the world who will be your friend even if you do reveal it; hopefully you can find them soon. Best of luck to you. Tomo

Dear Suboshi, As I told your aniki, August 26 isn't too far away, so to celebrate, I have some wonderful things for you that I sincerely hope you like. *presents Suboshi with a large chocolate pudding cake with chocolate frosting and blue sprinkles* I know you like chocolate, so this should help with your "fix." And for your presents, I give you these fine gifts *gives seishi a 5000 ryou gift certificate to his favorite sports store, a juice maker, some work gloves, and a framed picture of the Seiryu no Miko in a gold evening gown* I hope you like all these wonderful presents. (I can tell the picture of Yui-sama is already your favorite!) *lights candles on the cake* Happy birthday, Suboshi! And to your brother too. Make a wish and have a great day! Lady Shera

Dear Lady Shera,     Thank you so much! The gifts are great! I especially like the picture. But I don't get the work gloves. Wow, the cake looks great... Suboshi

Dear Amiboshi, August 26 is coming up pretty fast, so to celebrate, I've decided to give you a few presents and some cake as well. (I gave the Suzaku seishi gifts on their birthdays, so I figure I'd do the same with the Seiryu seishi.) Wouldn't be fair otherwise, wouldn't you say? So, my dear Amiboshi, here are your cake and presents *gestures to big strawberry angel food cake with whipped cream and blue vanilla icing all around.* I hope you like it! For your presents, I give you these *hands flutist a 5000 ryou gift certificate to his favorite music store, a bubblegum dispenser filled to capacity, a portable jukebox, and a mug with teddy bears on it.* I know you like sweet things, and I know that gift rtificate can help you make some sweet music. Also, as a bonus, take this *hands seishi a box of hot chocolate* Enjoy! *lights candles on the cake* Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Amiboshi. Make a wish! Lady Shera

Dear Lady Shera,     Wow, thank you! I'm so happy that you remembered my birthday. If you don't mind, I'll share the bubblegum and chocolate with some of the other seishi - I'm sure Soi would like a little. Thank you so much! Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Ohayo all, Tsutsuji brought up an interesting point in e-mail, which means I have to drive her crazy a little more often. 1.) Who are the ones among the seven of you that each of you can't stand? 2.) In contrast, who can you tolerate and/or harbor some sort of fondness for? Mwahahaha...It's so much fun to bog Tsutsuji done. Chaotic Serenity

Dear Chaotic Serenity, Suboshi: I can't stand Nakago or Tomo. Of course I like Aniki, and I like Soi. Amiboshi: I really don't care for Nakago or Tomo. Nakago blackmailed me, among other things, and Tomo...well...our moral codes really just don't match up. I like Soi and my brother. ^_^ Ashitare: I despise Nakago...that coward. Everyone else is at least tolerable. I'll admit a certain fondness for the Boshi twins. Nakago: I don't like Tomo or Suboshi. Soi is the only one i remotely care about. Soi: I can't stand Tomo, and I love Nakago. Miboshi: I don't care about any of them one way or the other. Tomo: I dislike Soi, of course, and the twins. Miboshi and Ashitare I haven't spent much time with, so I can't really say. Seishi

Dear Amiboshi, Could you write up sheet music for your flute song? M-Tap

Dear M-Tap,     Unfortunately, no. I learned to play by ear, and I still don't know how to read sheet music. Back then, we didn't have sheet music like there is now. Maybe some day I'll learn, though. ^_^ Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, Do aliens exist? M-Tap

Dear M-Tap,     I don't know, but judging by some of the letters we get, I would say yes. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, Did you ever think about possibly playing a duet with another flutist? 'Cos I'm available anytime! *Hands over two heaping bags of cookies and candies* Be sure to share these with Suboshi! *Takes out her flute and begins to play very happily* *Stops* Oh, by the way, SEIRYUU RULES!!! *Resumes playing her flute* Flute Girl

Dear Flute Girl,     I haven't ever tried playing a duet, but I think it would be fun. Thank you for the gifts! I'm sure Suboshi will love the cookies. ^_^ Amiboshi

Dear Nakago, Do you have a sense of humor? Kai-chan

Dear Kai-chan,     Yes. Nakago

Dear Suboshi, Um... can you sing 'Never get away'? You sound so good. Um why do you play with yo-yo's? And how did you get them? What were your feelings and thoughts in your past when your parents died? I'm not trying to make you cry or anything but I'm writing a fic. Akira

Dear Akira,     They are NOT yo-yos! I got my ryuuseisui from the leader of the assassin group that took me in as a child when Aniki left me. My parents dying was one of the worst days of my life. Suboshi

Dear Suboshi, Why does everybody thing your Ryuseisui is a Yo-Yo? Do these people not know what a yo-yo is? Do YOU know what a Yo-Yo is? M-Tap

Dear M-tap,     Yes, I do know what a yo-yo is, and I don't know how anyone could confuse my ryuuseisui with a yo-yo! Suboshi

Dear Tomo, Can you post a picture of you without your makeup? I don't have the episodes, and haven't been able to find one... M-Tap

Dear M-tap,     There are a few; check image galleries. name

Dear Nakago, *despite what Nakago said earlier, Melyn is stupid and gives the mullet man a biiiiig hug, then kisses his cheek then decides it best to run as fast as humanly possible* Melyn, the now very dead, Otaku

Dear Melyn,     *rolls eyes and looks annoyed* Tomo: Hmm, maybe I should try that...well...maybe not... Nakago and Tomo

Dear Nakago, I did put tape across her mouth and she tore it off. Grr... Um can you tell me your past cuz I told Ami-chan that I am writing a fic. Pweeze. I will start to call you Naki-poo if you don't. just kidding. Akira

Dear Akira,     That would take forever to answer. Read Seiran Dan or ask more specific questions. Nakago

Dear Soi, Just to let you know, I think you and Nakago are soooooo cuuuuuuute together!!!(though all my friends think otherwise XD) May you have many happy years! Irhus-sama

Dear Irhus-sama,     Thank you! Soi

Dear Miboshi, I haven't talked to you yet...hmmm...now a few serious questions: 1.) Why children? I understand that the young mind has a greater capacity for learning and memorization than an adult's, but there's also the fact that their physical and mental defenes are extremely underdeveloped. Now, while this may help you acquire a body, wouldn't it leave you at risk? Or were you just so powerful that it just didn't matter? 2.) Are you actually more powerful than Nakago? You seem to not only have similar powers, but the whole body changing ability gives you an enormous advantage over death. If so, why are you following him? 3.) How do you take over bodies? Is a child's will still there, just pushed down until it's unrecognizable? Is there a sharing of bodies or is the original soul knocked from the body when you switch? The latter would be easiest, but than Chiriko's ability to overwhelm you proves it possibly false. So what happens? Anyway, enjoy your afterlife, monk boy. Chaotic Serenity

Dear Chaotic Serenity, 1) Children are much easier to capture because they can't fight back as hard. And, given my powers to summon demons, in most cases the lower defense is not an issue. 2) We are probably equal in our powers; they are simply different. I suppose I could destroy Nakago if I wanted to, but there hasn't been a reason to. 3) We share the body, but in most cases the child has no desire to fight back and disappears after a short time. Miboshi

Dear Nakago, I've only seen you a little bit. You're going to be a bad guy, aren't you? I can tell. But you're still pretty cool. Will you be my friend? Rachael

Dear Rachael,     Yes, and yes. Just don't hug me. Nakago

Dear Nakago, DO you like being evil? tomo-chan

Dear tomo-chan,     I never thought about it. Nakago