Dear Amiboshi,

Your power is to send your ki out of your mouth, ne? Does that mean you could scream someone to death, too? Jeez, I ask you the most retarded question...

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    Yes, I could if I was angry enough.

Amiboshi

Dear Ashitare,

*giggle* Okay, so not everything on the internet is true. But in the series, Ashitare's words were broken and rather beastly. And he was also rather savage. He was seeming rather dim when he ate that man's arm and commented on it. I am a fan of Ashitare, I like him because he was so innocent of all his crimes but judged so harshly. The way this site portrays him makes him seem evil to deed for is he had the level of conciousness you do he would have known the conciquences of his actions. He might have even been able to devise an escape plan like Amiboshi if he had not been evil is basically what I gather from his personality on this site.

Yuiren

Dear Yuiren,

    It's no secret that I don't speak very well, since I didn't have any proper schooling when I was young, but that in no way influences my understanding or the language or my ability to write. By the way, I really don't care for it when people speak of me in the third person to my face -- I find it *highly* dehumanizing.
It's very rude.

Please, attempt to grow some manners, child.

Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi,

Your my favorite seishi! ^_~ Anyway, i was wondering what you would do if you were a suzaku seishi? *Blushes* Can we be friends? How good is your japanese?

Nozomi

Dear Nozomi,

    Of course we can be friends! If I were a Suzaku Seishi, I would protect Miaka, of course. I don't speak Japanese...it wouldn't make much sense. I'm from China, after all!

Amiboshi

Dear Nakago,

Sorry to ask you this and I know it's a bit silly. But do you
have a last name? All I hear is Nakago and I never figured that out. I
just want to know.

Maria ~~~

Dear Maria ~~~,

    My tribe didn't have last names.

Nakago

Dear Suboshi,

Thankies I needed that hug! I need some help... ^_^; There's
this one guy... lets just call him B... Well B keeps staring at me all
weird and all my friends say he likes me... He whips me with his P.E.
shirt. T-T How do I get him to stop!? Oh by the way... For some odd
reason, my friends have started to call me Yui... O.o Anayway, oh, this time
I brought muffins! here *hands you blue-berry muffins* Hope you like
them! ^_^

Kitty-chan

Dear Kitty-chan,

    If he's doing something that annoying, he probably does like you. (Ironic, isn't it?) If you get worked up he'll probably keep doing, so ignoring him is probably the best way to go...assuming you want him to stop. Thanks for the muffins!

Suboshi

Dear Ashitare,

Wow, you seem much more...cultured...than you were in the anime. or the manga. or the novels. don't you owe anything to nakago? he saved you from the freak show >_< and in nuriko's novel all you did was go out and eat people. that's kinda...wasteful...of your talents...of killing people *onscreen*. Now, chichirisan and i have deduced (vocab from CLAMP campus detectives) that nuriko was not dead. nuriko and chichiri (only cool suzaku people) got tired of hanging around people like chiriko and miaka. chichiri got traded for amiboshi, since amiboshi was more at home with the sukazu seishi anyways. but nuriko just wanted to get lost, so she paid you off for the fake death, then went to join CLAMP campus detectives (the worst anime EVER), but he got tired of too many gay little boys running around in short skirts (that's for tomo, not nuriko), and rejoined for the end of the first seasonand for the OVAs. Tada! Chichirisan's so smart ^_^ so no, don't worry about ! feeling bad ^_^ our question what are your feelings about aerith from final fantasy 7? i mean, how much would i have to pay you to see the carnage?

Chichirisan and Yuisama

Dear Chichirisan and Yuisama,

    At one point, I felt that I owed Nakago some loyalty for helping me out of that tight spot, but I feel like the debt's been more than paid, considering that he killed me. I've never played Final Fantasy 7--I don't care for video games to begin with, and I have a hard time with the controllers. I did look up Aerith on the internet though. I think she looks like an absolute good-two shoes. How annoying.

As for the rest, well...I'll never tell.

Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Hi! My name is Mitzi. I was reading over your archives and
I was just thinking.. maybe it would be wise to set up an archive of
Frequently Asked Questions. I've noticed that you guys seem to get asked
the same questions a lot. (When are your birthdays-what is your
favorite color-what is your favorite foods-do you have a boyfriend or
girlfriend-can I have a kiss/hug (*blushes* I'm not asking - I'm making a
point.) My point is, maybe it will take a little work off your hands to
set up a category for the most frequently asked questions. The weirder
ones are completely up to you..
Ah, well.. just a suggestion. It just might cut down on the work a
little bit to have a FAQ set up.

Mitzi

Dear Mitzi,

    That's a very good idea. We'll set one up!

Seishi

Dear Amiboshi,

Hi, it's me Hazel. So How have you been? I'm doing okay just hate all these band practices and football games. It's not that I hate playing my instrument, I just don't like marching all the time. By the way, I play the clarinet and I'm in the top band, but I want to get out of it ASAP( top band I mean.)because of the endless practices but concert season is coming up and hopefully all the work will ease up. I've go to go eat some lunch * smiles, gives him a hug and says good-bye*
Write me back when you can. See you later

hazel

Dear hazel,

    I've been very well, thank you. From what I've seen, marching band is very difficult--the good bands seem to practice all the time. All I can say is that the
hard work must be worth it if it helps you improve as a musician. Still, if you don't enjoy what you're doing, you should stop! Band is supposed to be fun, after all. ^_^

Amiboshi

Dear Suboshi,

Yes I can!Yes I can!*scurries off for a moment,and drops a
large pile of dollar bills at his feet,reaching his knees*Well,it's
amazing what skipping lunch can do!*puts a few checks on the pile too*^_^

(Not Very)Rich Ash-chan

Dear Ash-chan,

    Wow, where'd you get all this? Thanks!

Suboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

When it comes to OAV I, why don't you just say that there was
drug experimentation involved? On your part or the writers. The
saddest thing is that the omake made more sense. BTW, what happened to the
rest of you in part 3 of that? We saw Nakago in a dress. I was kinda
looking forward to seeing the rest of you. Nakago makes a pretty girl!
*Notices Nakago'll fire a ki blast at her in two seconds for that*
Either you throw that thing in reverse or I'll flatten your armor into
foil while you're still in it. And I really don't wanna do that. You
know, you guys are probably the first set of villains I like. So many bad
guys are two-dimensional. You guys actually have feelings, as much as
some of you hate to admit it. I'm trying to make villains in my
stories more like you guys. You're awesome!

PS. Tomo, if you got that letter I sent you, screw it and go ahead and
blame the writers.

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    Definitely it was on the part of the writers--WE didn't have anything to do with it! And we don't know why they didn't show us in the third omake.

Seishi

Dear Tomo,

Your so cool! Your the best of Seriyuu senshi and the best looking too ^_~. Will you marry me? Please!!

christina

Dear christina,

    Thank you, and no. And by the way--I'm a seishi, not a senshi! Senshi are sailor scouts!

Tomo

Dear Amiboshi,

Are you dead? Stupid as that sounds, I NEED to hear this from you. It's very important to my understanding of OAV I. Despite the protests of your teammates, I WILL figure it out.

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    No, I'm not dead.

Amiboshi

Dear Soi,

Kitkat! Kitkat! My god woman, you are brilliant! I still
think you're a mahou shojo tho! my question, mahou shojosan, is...would
you kill pretty sammy slowly...or even more slowly?

Chichirisan and Yuisama

Dear Chichirisan and Yuisama,

    As slowly as is humanly possible!

Soi

Dear Tomo,

Happy Halloween, Tomo-kun! I don't think I've ever asked
anyone a question here before... maybe I have! *Matsukaze: She's stupid.*
Where was I.. oh! My question! Are you going to dress up for Halloween?
Ne, ne? I'm dressing up as a crossdressing Inuyasha! *Matsukaze: Ohhhh,
Reiha, that's so scary. u.u;* Maybe you should dress up as Soi!(no
offense to Soi-sama) Anyway! Do you know how to get a song stuck out of
your head? I've had the song "Kimi Dake no Wizard" from Angelic Layer
stuck in my head ever since I got the CD yesterday for my birthday ~.~;;
*Matsukaze: That's beca--**Reiha throws Matsukaze out the window** Don't
mind him ^^v. Hey, I have the same birthday as Soi-sama! Happy Birthday
Soi!! Isn't that nice? AH! Tomo-kun, happy birthday to you too, even
though I'm a little late ^^;;; Wow.. this is very long @.@ Aaaaanyway...
I guess I should end this. o.O;; and a piece of advice, Tomo-kun, watch
the Angelic Layer anime, don't read the manga! It has a terrible e!
nding >.<(not sad, just terrible) I'm getting off topic, aren't I?
Tomo-kun, I just read Nakago's gaiden novel a few days ago, and it was so
sad! So sad! *hugs Soi* oops..*hugs Tomo* you're really mean in it,
though! T-T *hugs Nakago too* AH! This is making me look like I hate you,
Tomo-kun! I really don't! *gives Tomo some flowers* I hope you don't
think I'm_too_annoying! ^^;;;

Reiha-chan

Dear Reiha-chan,

    Of course I dressed up, in one of my other opera costumes. Like I'd ever dress as Soi--what a horrible thought! I mean, have you SEEN her clothes? I'll look for the anime; I haven't seen it before.

Tomo

Dear Suboshi,

Hey Suboshi. I just got over being sick. WELl anyways this is
a wierd question but becausse my old boyfriend and you must htink along
the same mind wave some where- What makes you pin a girl to a wall (or
a tree in Yui case) and kiss them. It was quite annoying(as you see I
broke up with him). Just wondering cause you might have a better idea
then I do.

Aska

Dear Aska,

    I was just caught up in the moment. It wasn't really a very good idea.

Suboshi

Dear Nakago,

*reading kickass psych book*
Hey, Nakkie-chan? Did you know you have post traumatic stress disorder?
It's true, it's all in here. You exibit common psychological defenses of abused children like the Doublethink and quite possibly a Double Self. *leafs through her Trauma and Recovery Book again* Geez.....they need psychiatrists in your world, they really do! Nintey percent of your problems are very litterally in your head.... You could use counselling. I think Watase-sama must have done some very serious reasearch on you mister.

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

    I do not have a double self, although PTSD is possible. I'm glad there aren't psychiatrists here--I have no interest in being analyzed.

Nakago

Dear Miboshi,

I like monks; monks are cool. Do you like monks? Krillin is a
monk, but, I despise him. Miroku and Chichiri-sama are the bomb-diggety though!

Oh yeah, I'm also going to be the future ruler of the universe, you wanna help me take over?

K, that's it. Bye!!

Hakumei-sama

Dear Hakumei-sama,

    Of course I like monks; I am one, after all. And I'll help you take over...with the understanding, of course, that I get to rule when we're finished!

Miboshi

Dear Amiboshi,

Can you hook me up with your brother? No affence to you... I have a friend who loves you though!
Thanks!

Asuka Ikarie

Dear Asuka Ikari,

    I don't really think I can do that. My brother still has a crush on Lady Yui, so I don't think he's at all interested in dating right now.

Amiboshi

Dear Soi,

It's official. I'm not going to the dance. The guy I have a crush on has a girlfriend...

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time!

Soi

Dear Soi,

hi my names luna, I've been writing to the twin latley. i
think you should have spoken up about your feelings for nakago. you two
would have made a really cute couple, and that was very loyal of you to
take that blow for him. I've got to go but write you later

luna

Dear luna,

    Sometimes I think I should have, too, but he knows how I feel...

Soi

Dear Suboshi,

My friends keep saying I'm such a suboshi and crazy person,but
I don't think you are crazy at all. And they also call me that becuase
I have a sister that I'm very protective of. They aslo made me cry for
wht they said about you and myself I just think they are being really
mean. Any advice on what I should do?

Terra

Dear Terra,

    You shouldn't let people make you cry. I say, find better friends...

Suboshi

Dear Suboshi,

I love you! At first I didn't really think you were so
cool(don't kill me)but as time progressed, you became my favorite charactor! I
just wanted to tell you! Thankyou!
P.S. I love your selfesh attatude...

Asuka Ikari

Dear Asuka Ikari,

    Thanks...I guess...

Suboshi

Dear Miboshi,

Uso!! What are you gonna do with those necklaces?? Do
they...help you in any way? Lost in the transfer my ass! You just don't
want to give them to me!! >_< That makes Yuisama veeeeri veri pissed!
But PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! Oh yes, by the way, Chichirisan and I
rewatched your episodes (in dubbed for a laugh) and we were wondering...was
that you throughout ALL of the fight? Or was it you initially but
changed over to Chiriko? see, we were thinking it was just chiriko off
ritilin for once that made him evil and cool. and that you were maybe just
off somewhere getting stoned or something. ^_^ ISEMONO!!

Chichirisan and Yuisama

Dear Chichirisan and Yuisama,

    You're right, I just don't want to give them to you. If you want seishi necklaces, go ask Tasuki. Yes, it was really me for that fight.

Miboshi

Dear Ashitare,

Don't let ignorant people who belive in sterotypes bother you, some of us have always recognized your intellegence. I have always seen you as a spiritual individual. Even though I am a little annoyed you chose to ignore my previous letter I still respect you. Besides :: twitches slightly:: I am sure the letter was just lost somewhere, Besides
you guys are probebly overloaded with letters, you can't answer all of them! I understand, it was a dumb question anyway. I was actually curious now if you could answer anther question for me! Are you able to change into a full wolf at will? Or is it only when your human body is destoyed that you can metamorphasize completly? Thank you for your time,
Always a pleasure, bye! :: runs off to bother Tomo::

Silverfox

Dear Silverfox,

    My dear, there are no truly stupid questions, but there are ones that come at inopportune times. Thank you very much for your compliments -- I am finding the
rude letter writers annoying in the matter of gnats, nothing more. To answer your question, no, I was never able to change forms at will. Since my human body did
perish, I am indeed stuck as a wolf. As you can imagine, the lack of opposable thumbs makes certain tasks very interesting...

Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi,

Hi Amiboshi, it's me luna.*smiles and gives him a really big hug* So, how have you been? I'm okay. It's hick day here for the pep rally. I love going to these football games (I'm in the band)but Hazel hates them(because she's in band too). She was going to get to New York but with everything that's going on, the trip got canceled. Her and I had gone to the Bahammas last year.We want to go back and this time we won't be rushed and we can go shopping in the market place. Well, I'll talk to you later, i've got to do my email

luna

Dear luna,

    What's a hick, exactly? I don't think I've ever heard that word before. The "pep rally" sounds good, though, since any time you get to play music is fun.^_^ It sounds like you had a good time in the Bahamas.
I hope you can go back soon.

Amiboshi

Dear Miboshi,

Hey Miboshi, guess what? You have a shrine! Go check on the
Anipike! It's about damn time is all I can say...

Silverfox

Dear Silverfox,

    Thanks! I fully agree--about time!

Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Hi, people. I guess you know me. My friend has some nerve. She
knows my alias on the Web and used it to tell you all about her and her
little adventures with her "friend". Damn, I don't even know who she is
talking about, you know, "Mooncake" and the like. Hey, she even passed
off my site as hers! I wonder what she is up to. Anyway, please delete
all letters about whoever that "Katrina(?)" person my ex friend is
talking about. I don't wanna be humiliated, and anyway, they're scandalous.
She's trying to pass of as me, knowing I also like Mistress 9 and all!
Sheesh! *rolls eyes*

THE REAL crystal_tiara17

Dear crystal_tiara17,

    We thought the voice sounded a little different, but since we don't get the email addresses with letters we can't tell. Glad to hear you're back.

Seishi

Dear Nakago,

I can see what you mean but... OW! *got slaped* Miaka!! Well
anyway, How's Tomo? Not to mention the rest of you idiots... And now, I
hope your life isn't TOO exciting, that could kill ya too,

Tamahome

Dear Tamahome,

    We're all fine; Tomo is the same as always. Tell me, how many times does Miaka slap you in a day? It sounds like your brains are getting a little rattled.

Nakago

Dear Tomo,

why do you wear so much make up? bye bye now

tamakins

Dear tamakins,

    It's Chinese opera makeup, I'm a Chinese opera perfomer. You put the rest together.

Tomo

Dear Miboshi,

I think your funny looking, HAHAHAHAHAH see you later

Taski clone 21

Dear Taski clone 21,

    I think YOU need to learn to spell. HAHAHA.

Miboshi