Dear Nakago,

Tell Suboshi he'll get plenty of attention soon. I'm sticking him with you into my fanfic. You get to be my temps. (Tell Soi not to worry, you're all her's. I'm just borrowing you in order to but you in embarrassing situations.)
As for Tomo, I'll see what I can come up with...

And now on with the CRAZY STRING QUESTIONS FOR NAKKIE!!!!

1)Just some money? Are you sure? I mean, how about adding a birthday kiss? (*muttering* Or maybe a birthday surprise wedding proposal? I'D like that.)

2)Does it bother you that I have fanart of you in one of Card Captor Sakura's dresses?

3)And that I'm sending it in for a seishi of the week on the Suzaku Seishi Board?

4)Let's suppose I can put your mother on your front doorstep right this second. How long do you think it would take you to run and answer the doorbell about now?

5)Okay, let's say Tamahome had locked you in a basement with Soi. What would you be most likely to say?
a)I'm going to kill that scrawny suzaku moron for this.
b)If these lights go out I'm blasting a hole in the floor up there.
or
c)Well, it's not like he's smart enough to wreak any actual havoc up there. This ain't so bad.

6)Gorgeous that it is, would you ever consider tying your hair back?

7)How tall is Ashitare in wolf form compared to you? I'm thinking about waist high to you but I dunno for sure. And how tall is he in human form, BTW?

Arigatou!

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

    Suboshi was especially pleased to hear that, but you have to promise to let us read the fic.

1) There are a few other things I'm planning to give to Soi, but I'm not going to tell YOU about them.

2) Yes.

3) You wouldn't dare.

4) A few seconds.

5) a

6) No.

7) In wolf form, he comes about to my waist (about three feet). In human form, he's seven feet tall.

Nakago

Dear Nakago,

General Nakago,
I am just wondering, do you ,at least, feel any attraction to Miaka Yuuki ?

kenshin

Dear kenshin,

    None at all.

Nakago

Dear Tomo,

I wanna ask you, what do you see in men that you don't in women. And can't wait for the pattern!!!

Escaped Mental Patient

Dear Escaped Mental Patient,

    I've always been homosexual, so I don't really know any specifics to tell you.

Tomo

Dear Miboshi,

*looks at your buffed head* I like it. *begins to huggle him* YA LOOK EVEN CUTER DARLIN'!

Escaped Mental Patient

Dear Escaped Mental Patient,

    Let go of me!!

Miboshi

Dear Miboshi,

*laughs at the look on your face* You don't get this sort of thing much do you. *snuggles up into your shoulder tracing her finger around your ear* I really should have you over to my house sometime. We could just send the eels out to play and disconnect every electric appliance I own...
Noone can interupt us...
How's Saturday for you?

Kwwaii Midget Sorceress

Dear Kwwaii Midget Sorceress,

    ANY day is good for me...

Miboshi

Dear Ashitare,

My face hurts but I think I'm fine. *rubs her nose more - looks at Ashitare - blinks - looks again*
Woah, hey? Where do you come from cutie? And are there any more of you?
*stares starry eyed and drooling*

Wolfie-chan

Dear Wolfie-chan,

    Me, cute?? Really?

*sound of Tomo, Miboshi and Suboshi laughing* Ashitare?? You think Ashitare is cute?

Ashitare

Dear Seishi,

*rings door bell*
Trick or Treat?
*holds out candy bags gleefully*

Early little trick or treaters

Dear Early trick-or-treaters,

    Oh how cute! *gives them some candy*

Soi

Dear Ashitare,

why do you like eating human flesh

kian

Dear kian,

    Because it tastes good.

Ashitare

Dear Nakago,

*frowns and keeps bashing Nakki-Poo's head* YOU'RE...SUPPOSED...TO...BE...UNCONCIOUS!! Why won't you fall asleep! I need the cash! *ties him up and hits him again*

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

    Let go of me!! Why are you doing this?

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

u r so cute! & your birthday is 26 August , right same as me!

Yoyo

Dear Yoyo,

    Thank you! How old will you be on the 26th of August?

Amiboshi

Dear Soi,

do you really like nakago! are you jealous with yui coz yui is so close to nakago

kian

Dear kian,

    Yes, I do like him. And I'm not jealous, because I know Nakago really doesn't care about her much.

Soi

Dear Seishi,

h just ignore the letter I wrote before.

I'm fairly tall. (somewhere in the taller half of 5 feet.)
I have short brown hair.
I don't really know how else to describe myself.

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

    Hmm, we're having trouble thinking of things...gomen...

Seishi

Dear Nakago,

Ask the rest of the seishi this. Do they REALLY want some psychotic fangirl jumping all over them and noogieing them and asking them about trampled popcorn and mudpies?

As for you - I HAVE MORE STRING QUESTIONS!
And for once they won't be silly....no wait, yes they will be!

1)If I said that there were alternate versions of you in other universes that I could bring to visit you, would you want to meet these alternate selves. (well, the happy ones that aren't on serial killing sprees anyway...)

2)What's your favourite song that you sing? (on the Seriyuu Counterattack Album) Why?

3)What's your favourite song that Soi sings? (Same Ablum) Why?

4)Let's say your mother showed up at your front door. How would you react?

5)What kind of pet would you like if you had one?

6)Are you mentally stable?

7)Is Suboshi.

8)What other hair colours are uncommon in Kutou? I know blond is out there but is anything else not the norm?

and the most important question of them all....

9)SOI'S BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GETTING HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY?????

Arigatou!

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

    I asked them, and Tomo and Suboshi said yes, but you know how they like attention.

1) No.

2) The first one, "Wandering." It suits me, and people seem to like it better.

3) I like them both...the first one a little better, just because of the tune. Both of them fit her well.

4) I'd be happy to see her.

5) A dog.

6) Yes.

7) No.

8) Soi's red is unusual, but not as much as blond.

9) I'll give her some money to go buy make-up. It's what she likes best.

Nakago

Dear Tomo,

*falls over* Ara....you're beginning to sound a LOT like Tamahome *sweatdrop* But no matter, 'cause I was ready for this anyway ^_^;; Please visit http://www.geocities.com/ryochuin and let me know what you think, ne?

And happy b-day, Tomo-chan! *GLOMP*

Lynn *wondering when they can get down to business* H_H

Dear Lynn,

    *I* sound like Tamahome?? That's never good. We went your site, and it's great! Can we link to it?

And thanks!

Tomo

Dear Tomo,

HELLOOO!!!!! I've talked to Miboshi for awhile now I feel I should talk to new sei. *looks you over* OHHHH YOUR EVEN CUTER THAN MIBOSHI IS!!!! You have GOT to give me the pattern for your face! You know since Nakago doesn't know you exist, maybe you and Miboshi could hook up.

Escaped Mental Patient

Dear Escaped Mental Patient,

    I'll give you the pattern if you want it. As for Miboshi--that's disgusting!

Tomo

Dear Seishi,

Hi everybody! I have a bit of a problem. There's this teacher and she really hates me a lot. We had to do a report on a book. She also happened to scheduale a test on the same day. I only had 5 minutes to finish the report and when I told her I didn't have any time to finish, she smirked! The next day she gives me a zero! I know it wasn't perfect but it didn't deserve a zero! When I ask her, she says it has tooo much detail! I bring it home and my parents take my side and demand she change the grade, but she still won't! She abuses her power and then she lets the kids not even show their parents the test and I had to sneak the test home! My parents are mad at her and so am I. Please help me figure out what to do! I don't want to fail the class because she hates me! P.S. I think you guys are majorly cool too!

Stephanie

Dear Stephanie,

    Well, if you've already tried talking to her and she's not cooperating, it might be a good idea to go see someone above her, like the principal or president of the school. Make sure to take plenty of evidence with you, although probably not the test since you did sneak it home. If your parents are on your side, you should have some pretty good leverage. Keep us updated, all right?

Soi

Dear Tomo,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMO-KUN!!!!

hmmm..for some unknown reason i've been waiting for this day to come
i hope Nakago-sama is kind enough to give you a present. better be a GOOD one (wink, wink)

by the way Nakago-sama, would you have gone for Tomo if you never had met Soi & if Tomo just happened to be a girl...?? (just curious...)

Lady Nightshade

Dear Lady Nightshade,

Tomo: Why thank you! Nakago hasn't given me anything, *sigh* but I didn't expect that he would.

Nakago: No. Tomo has caused me too much pain in the past for me to even consider it.

Tomo and Nakago

Dear Miboshi,

Why are you so little and do you shave your head? If so, would you please grow your hair out because I think it'd look great if you had some hair. And maybe dye it and maybe even put in in a mohawk like that guy from the sex pistols? that would rock. thanks and have a great day.

Saitcho Q

Dear Saitcho Q,

    I'm little because the last body I captured was a child's, and I shaved my head because I'm a monk, and that is how I am supposed to look. I don't want a mohawk, thank you.

Miboshi

Dear Seishi,

Hi Seishi...umm take a look at this picture of me as Sailor Neptune (the one with the curly hair) tell me do I look okay?? I think I look bad.

http://www.usagichan.com/AniMagic2000/images/AMSat017.JPG

Ashley Chan

Dear Ashley Chan,

    We all think it looks great! Very nice job!

Tomo

Dear Tomo,

*pouts* No, I didn't get a part. There were only 5 female roles anyway. But this means I'll probably get a role in the next school play, Godspell. Kewl, ne? I think so. Y'know I'm not really that upset about it because I made it past two casting cuts and that's really good for a freshman. Heh, I was the youngest one there. No biggie. I'm in an extremely good mood today. Well, I think I'll go play with Tasuki now...hee hee.

Miss Aphy

Dear Miss Aphy,

    Sorry you didn't get the part; better luck next time! It sounds like you did your best, and that's the important thing!

And...if you want, bring Tasuki over here, I'd like to play with him too...kakakaka!

Tomo

Dear Suboshi,

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO MY SISTER MIYU(Vampire Princess Miyu)!?!
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO OFFEND YOU!!!
AND WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT
YUI-SAMA OF YOURS!!!Sorry, didn't ant to be rude.Please forgive.

Vampire Princess Yui

Dear Vampire Princess Yui,

    I wasn't being mean! And besides, I love Yui-sama, so there's no way I'm going to stop thinking about her!

Suboshi

Dear Tomo,

*runs up and hides behind him, holding Suboshi's Ryuseisui(sp?)* Shhhhh...*whiperes* If Suboshi comes by here, just say you dont know where I am...

Kuro

Dear Kuro,

    Why would I want to do that?

Tomo

Dear Miboshi,

So you agree that you're weenie?

>:O

Dear >:O,

    No, I was agreeing that I'm bald!

Miboshi

Dear Nakago,

Who do you love most: Soi, Yui, or Tomo?

Dear ,

    Soi.

Nakago

Dear Suboshi,

*looks at ryusesuis* And those are supposed to scare me how?
*smirk* *snaps fingers and one of the ryusesuis explodes* Mere toys.......

Girl who looks exactly like Keisei

Dear Girl who looks like Keisei,

    That was VERY stupid of you! Oi, Tomo, Nakago, Soi, come help me!

Suboshi

Dear Miboshi,

begins to wax his head regardless of what he said* Aww your soo cute! You remind me of a shorter 3-eyed krillen. *finishes waxing and begins to buff* Can you do the ki thing too? *gives him a mirror when she is through* You like?

Escaped Mental Patient

Dear Escaped Mental Patient,

    What have you done?? I'll never hear the end of this now!

Miboshi

Dear Amiboshi,

Umm... hi again. I am NOT the Priestess of Seiryuu, I am the Vampire Princess Yui from the
Japanese Shinma(Gods of Evil) Clan. And I am also
the rightful ruler of the Shi(Ghost Clan). Now, enough about me, would you mind if you tell me something about yourself? And if there is something you want to know, please ask me.

Vampire Princess Yui

Dear Vampire Princess Yui,

    I see. It's nice to meet you, Yui-san. Forgive me if I was confused. What would you like to know about me?

Amiboshi

Dear Suboshi,

Aw dammit! I dun wanna be back in this stupid book again! I just got out of here and now I'm back!?! Auugh!
*starts crying*
I want to go home...

Yui-sama

Dear Yui-sama,

    *gives her a hug* Oh, Yui-sama, please don't cry! We're so glad to have you back!

Suboshi

Dear Nakago,

sneaks up behind Nakki and bashes him over the head, knockin` him unconcious* *carries him away, muttering* I hope I get good cash fer this...

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

    *wakes up and breaks free* How DARE you touch me! *starts to focus chi* You better run...

Nakago

Dear Ashitare,

*backs away* Ya know what? Just forget that. Forget what I just wrote to you a while ago. Dont even post it. I give up. I dont wanna pick a fight with you.

Lonewolf

Dear Lonewolf,

    All right...probably a good idea on your part.

Ashitare

Dear Wolfie-chan,

*is running across the board and accidentally trips over you*
Waaugh! *falls on her beautiful face*
Owchie! That wasn't fun! *sits there whining and rubbing her nose with her paws, looking like she's gonna cry*

Wolfie-chan

Dear Wolfie-chan,

    Are you all right?

Ashitare

Dear Miboshi,

*giggles* Appreciate is an understatement. *tips you over onto your back and kisses again*

Kwwaii Midget Sorceress (eels have gotten bored and found their way home)

Dear Kwwaii Midget Sorceress,

    *just smiles in a deleriously happy way*

Miboshi

Dear Seishi,

*yelling off to the side.* Run Kuro! Run!!!

Okay, do you know any other costume ideas that involve haveing short hair?
Prefferably so that they look like normal clothing, and I can foo leveryone at the dance.
I think I'd preffer not lookng like a moron. ^-^

I'm open to all sugestions........I need the help.

On another note, it seems like you have a girlfriend now Miboshi. ^-^

Nakago, I see my friend Tiiatsu no Miko can actually write a half-not too crazy letter.
She almost had me fooled.......until the silly question at the end.

Do you guys know of any really good shrines to Miboshi and Ashitare? I have afriend who's looking for pictures. And she doesn't have alot of time to look around.

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

    Hmm....we're not really sure about the costumes...what do you look like? That might help.

As for shrines, try the general pages like Chicken of Doom that have big image galleries. There aren't many pictures of either of them. For Ashitare, try this: http://masaru.weyland-yutani.net/ashitare/

Seishi

Dear Seishi,

I think that..umm...you guys are really cool. I think that...no offence to the others...Amiboshi and Soi are the best(well, I like suboshi too, but I don't really like his attitude) Well,uhh,
I'll talk to you all later.

Vampire Princess Yui

Dear Vampire Princess Yui,

    Thank you for your kind words about Soi and I. We appreciate it. Suboshi wants to know exactly what attitude you're referring to.

Seishi