Dear Nakago,

Ok, why are you such a freak?!!! I mean, falling in love with Soi is a fine, healthy, good thing, but carrying her dead, smelly, decaying body around for a whole battle is just plain necrophilia!!!

Lovingly! Farax :)

Dear Farax,

      I took her back with me so I could give her a proper burial and not leave her rotting on the battlefield. She did save my life, after all. I owed her that much.

Soi: I thought it was kind of him.

Tomo: Nakago-sama is not a freak! Although, *I* certainly wouldn't have carried Soi around that long...or at all for that matter, kakaka!

Nakago, Soi and Tomo

Dear Nakago,

YEY AGAIN, WITH THE CRAZY STRING QUESTIONS FOR NAKKIE!!!!!

1)Which of Soi's hairstyles do you like best?
(that loop, the braid from her flashback...etc.)

2)You have to do one of two (death defying) feats. Do you: a)take sake away from Tasuki or
b)cut off Tomo's hair?

3)What's your favourite season?

4)Let's suppose you were my lackey and I made you dress up in a goofy outfit meant for a ten year old girl and run around Tokyo with a stupid wand after demons ala Cardcaptor Sakura. What would your conceivable reaction be?

5)Same situation...applied to Soi.

6)I need this okay? *Cuts your cape in two* Thanks!

And the last one for now......

7)What do you get paid to answer my stupid questions?

Arigatou!

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

      1) I like it when it's not styled, just hanging down.

2) I'd take Tasuki's sake.

3) Spring

4) I'd say you were out of your mind.

5) Hmm, that's an interesting image...I don't think she'd do it, though.

6) Give that back.

7) Sadly, nothing.

Nakago

Dear Seishi,

Hello, I need some advise on keeping a group together and I thought I would ask you.
A while ago we made up this group, basically made of a sibling and a group of friends. All was going well until our fearless leader began to date some of the members. I being second in command, which does not sit well with most of the others-I am the youngest, was totally against it from the beginning. She ignored my warning and even went so far as dating MY brother. I am protective of the guys because good cronies are hard to find theses days. After she finished dating one of my friends she kicked him out of the group because they had a 'little arguement'. She expected me to side with her.
I got into a major confrontation with her about what she was doing was causing some major damage between the members and that I wanted her to be reasonable and let my friend back into the group. All I recieved for my trouble was a red face from a verbal match, an ungodly headache and a wounded ego, I was beaten infront of the rest of the group and my brother.
What should I do? Should I prepare the assasians? I really need advise before our group goes through a blood bath over this matter- not that I wouldn't mind seeing one of those occur again.

Lady Shinkan

Dear Lady Shinkan,

      Well, I understand how you wanted to protect your brother and your other friends, but how is it that one member was able to kick another out? If you're all friends, it shouldn't be like a country club where you can accept and discharge members at random. I guess what matters is, is your group more important than your friend? And who are they listening to, you or her?

Suboshi

Dear Seishi,

Since Halloween is coming up: What would your costums be and why? (And being yourself is not a prefered answer.)
Oh and Tomo nice makeup. How long does that take you to put on in the morning?

Mistress Karasu

Dear Mistress Karasu,

Well, we couldn't think of costumes for ourselves, so we picked costumes for each other....

Tomo: I think Nakago would look lovely as a Chippendale stripper...kakaka....*deep sigh*

Soi: Tomo would make a good clown, don't you think?

Nakago: Soi would be cute in a French maid costume.

Amiboshi and Suboshi: We can't think of anything for ourselves. Nakago suggested Siamese twins but we thought that was too sick. Anyone have any ideas?

Ashitare: Miboshi could be a baby...or a dead baby...

Miboshi: I think we should dress Ashitare up as a giant pink bunny.

Seishi

Dear Suboshi,

I've searched the whole web looking for pictures of you. I can't seem to find any. I'd like to find some good pics of because you are so cute.
You'll over power anyone who comes between you and Yui.

Remember, we all love you!

Dia

Dear Dia,

      Arigatou! Go to "The Shrine to the Psychotic Yo-yo Boy of Love" on our links page...there are lots of pictures there!

Suboshi

Dear Amiboshi,

Hi Amiboshi it's been a long time,yes I know,but I been doing so much homework that I forgot about U.(and eveyone eles)I hate school! I hate homework! *starts crying* I hate my teachers! Why me why me...................

Dooms Day

Dear Dooms Day,

      We're glad you're back. don't stress out over school; I'm sure you'll be fine!

Amiboshi

Dear Amiboshi,

What would you have done if Tamahome never recovered from the Kodoku? Would you have just stayed with the Suzaku seishi?

Psychic Sora

Dear Psychic Sora,

      If Tamahome had not come back, I probably would have stayed for awhile, but eventually the Seiryuu seishi would have come for me anyway.

Amiboshi

Dear Miboshi,

Arigato Miboshi-sama! ^-^
I'm sure that the Guardian of the Deathgate can control one little demon. ^-^
I'm foreverly grateful to you. Those baka aren't gonna know what hit them. (They might know, but I don't think they'd believe what they saw. ^-^)

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

      Dou itashimashite.

Miboshi

Dear Nakago,

Why do you listen to Nakago? He's such a jerk! He used Yui and all of you to do something that only gratified his needs. How could you possibly care what he thinks?

Faith

Dear Faith,

      Tomo: I want to be the one in control, and eventually I will be. in the meantime, I'll let him think he is...

Soi: I love him, so I listen to him.

Amiboshi: I listened to him because I was naive and foolish.

Suboshi: I listened to him because Aniki did.

Ashitare: If I don't, he beats me.

Miboshi: I don't ever listen to him anyway.

Seishi

Dear Suboshi,

Why do you have such a thing against Tamahome? Why don't you focus your attention on Yui-sama.
Your Aniki is a great guy. What is the life force thing?
Arigatou for your time and patience!

Ami-chan

Dear Ami-chan,

      I hate Tamahome because he killed my Aniki and hurt Yui-sama!!

What do you mean "life-force"? Are you referring to chi?

Suboshi

Dear Ashitare,

*little puppy wakes up and jomps from Soi's arms, seeing Keisei.*
Tia!!!!!! There you are!!!! Thank's for keeping her away from this canine-eating wolf-creature!
*hold the pup so you can see her.*
As I was saying, This is my little Tia-baby!
Isn't she sooooooo kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other news, my accademics are doing great!
I'm getting a 74% in science (oh well, was never my best subject anyways)
An 81 in Tech (computers), at least an 80 in geography if my latest string of tests and assignments means anything, and
an 83 in gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting in pretty good shape! I'm always within the first 8 people up to the park we run to, and I'm usually one of the first people running back!
*poses*
I'm gonna be a certified power-girl by the end of the semester!

Shrinemaiden Keisei

Dear Keisei,

      I wouldn't have eaten her anyway. I'm glad you're doing well in school; ganbatte kudasai.

Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi,

To those who don't want spoilers don't read this!!! Why was it that you felt whole again after your brother died.
I guess I understand a little but not as much as I think I should. Normally I am pretty smart but I just don't get it!
Arigatou ( I hope I spelled that right)

Ami-Chan

Dear Ami-Chan,

      When Suboshi died, his spirit came to me and rejoined me. Since he was with me in spirit, we were truly together again.

Amiboshi

Dear Miboshi,

I was thinking along the lines of demons of course. ^-^
If I was thinking about strikeing them down with a lightning bult, I wouldv'e asked Soi.

SO, do you think you can help? All I need is to be able to borrow a little demon, not an extremely powerful one mind you, I might get in trouble for brining it to school.
A well, behaved one that follows commands well would be prefered, maybe small enough to fit in my backpack.^-^

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

      Yes, you can borrow one, but you have to remember to keep it under control or it'll eat you, too!

Miboshi

Dear Tomo,

hello, oh favorite seishi of mine. i don't really know what to say. oh well. are you looking forward to your birthday?

Moon

Dear Moon,

      Yes! I'm hoping someone will give me something wonderful...like Nakago wearing nothing but a bow...kakaka!

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

http://www.fortunecity.com/business/johns/1394/ufo/nakagoufo.jpg

loooook! They made a Nakago Plushie!! <3_<3 soooo adorable...

btw, thanks! I am glad you liked my costume as Suzaku no Miko

Ashley Chan

Dear Ashley Chan,

      It doesn't look anything like me, but now both Tomo and Soi are aying that's all they want for their birthdays...

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

walks up with a plastic palm tree*
Ami-chan, this is my pet palm tree 'blossom'. Would you baby-sit her for a few days? Please?
*big gwishy eyes*

Rachel of the Greenhouse

Dear Rachel,

      *takes the plant hesitantly* All right, I'll watch it...

Suboshi: Gwishy? I'm not sure I'd take anything from someone with gwishy eyes. It sounds dangerous.

Boshi Twins

Dear Soi,

*grabs you by the neck and looks through the loop in your hair*
Romper, stomper, bomper, boo!
Wow! Look at all the wonderful little bishonen watching our show today!
I see Nakkie... and Tomo... and Subie... and Ami... and Ashitare... and Miboshi!
What a wonderful day!

The Hostess of Romper Room

Dear Hostess of the Romper Room,

      Let go of my hair, and what in the world are you talking about??

Soi

Dear Tomo,

*running flying GLOMP*
*breathless, excited, and utterly fanboy*
Hi Tomo! I'm your biggest fan, and I think you're really cool.. and sexy... oh yes. Very sexy. ^_~

Anyway... when you had Tamahome tied up with your vines and you were doing that thing with your feathers, was that hurting him, or was it supposed to feel good? He looked pretty squicked.. hehe. If I were you, I wouldn't have done that.. I would have just stabbed him through the neck. We could have been spared endless repetitions of "Miakaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" You should have killed him. Far be it from me to criticize though...

Oh, and Tomo...
would you... would you tie me up with your vines sometime?
That came out sounding very hentai.. don't worry, it was supposed to. *evil grin*

Oh.. and one more thing.. does Miboshi eat solid food yet, does he eat baby food like squished peas and stuff? ^_^

Kamui

Dear Kamui,

      Why thank you! As for the feathers, I was just torturing him, and even if he didn't like it, *I* certainly did. And I'd certainly be willing to tie you up anytime you like...kakaka!

As for Miboshi, he does eat solid food, but he doesn't eat very often.

Tomo

Dear Tomo,

*falls over* Too late...brain fried...dead now. *sits there for 5 minutes then realizes she still has to go to Homecoming* I'm back, I'm back! Don't worry, I'm not stressed anymore. My life is all messed up though! Ok, so I have a boyfriend but I don't really feel that I'm in love with him anymore. I'm going to break up with him soon. Anyways, I kinda like 2 other guys and they kinda like me back. Once I break up with my BF then I have a feeling both of them are going to ask me out. I've told both of the guys that I really like them and I want to be with both of them but that doesn't really work. I think I just wanna stay single. Good plan? Help me!

Miss Aphy

Dear Miss Aphy,

      If I were you, I'd stay single and date, but that's just my opinion...I like variety.

Tomo

Dear Soi,

I have a problem I'm hoping you can help me out with.

There's this guy I have been dating. He's really nice - you know the type, I'm sure. Follows you around day and night spouting shakespearean sonnets until you want to smack him so he'll just shut up and kiss you?

Well, I was at his house the other night and the movie we rented was boring so we're just sitting here on the sofa making out right? Well he starts kissing my neck and I'm perfectly alright with this until he calls me my sister's name!

He had a crush on her last year before he started dating me and I figured he'd gotten over her - but then he calls me her name! First I thought I didn't hear right and ignored him and then he said it again so I pulled back.

I asked him if her still liked her and he just tried to shut me up. He wouldn't tell me yes or no and kept trying to kiss me again.

So I was really pissed off and I stormed up to his room to get all my cd's that he's borrowed before I go home (typically I want my stuff back)and when I go in to get them he's got all these pictures of my sister all over his floor, cutting her face out of bigger pictures and our highschool yearbooks and he's got this scrapbook with her pictures in it and all these insane love poems written under them!

I was so mad and I just left the frigging CD's and went home. I was crying so hard and halfway home my damn car runs out of gas so I wound up walking two blocks to a friend's house to see if she can loan me a gas can and some cash to pay for a refill at the station up the road.

My friend's family owns a resturant that's attatched to their house but she's not home at either door, but this guy, Mike, who works at the resturaunt (cause he has a huge crush on my friend) is house sitting. Well I never got to asking him for some money and the gas can cause I was so upset that I wound up just sitting on the sofa with him all night long crying my head off over my guy.

Well, I fell asleep on the sofa and he gave me a ride home in the morning but by then my dad was worried sick and screaming at me and Mike was trying to explain what happened to my dad. By the time I got a warm shower in and had cried to my sister for a half an hour I was ready for bed.
I was just lying down when Mike called from his place to make sure I was okay. He sounded so worried about me and I feel so bad that I upset him.

I'm just a mess. I don't know how to deal with my boyfriend, my sister is a little miffed about the whole deal, my dad is pissed off at me and I don't know how in the world to thank Mike for all the stuff he did for me.

*cries* I am so screwed up today...

Nicole

Dear Nicole,

      Well, that scrapbook behavior is bordering obsessive, so I'd lose that guy now. If he's that obsessed with your sister, he's not the one for you and you're better off without him. In the meantime, hang out more with Mike. He sounds like a really nice guy, and maybe something will come of that. Also, I'm sure once things cool off, your dad and your sister will calm down as well. Good luck, and don't worry, i'm sure it will all be okay. Keep me updated, all right?

Soi

Dear Nakago,

*looks at previous letters* Ano.....Why would call Tomo hpersensitive?

Psychic Sora

Dear Psychic Sora,

      Because Tomo has a tendency to take a simple situation or misunderstanding and blow it out of proportion. We had several of those when we first met. I'm sure if you ask him, he'll tell you about it, in great detail.

Nakago

Dear Miboshi,

Hey, any advive on how to really annoy a bunch of guys who were in my classes last year?
They are tres sportifs, et tres tres arrogant.
I hope you can understand french. even if you can't it pretty much explains itself.
oh well, Ja ne.

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

      Well, I'd annoy them by having them be eaten by demons. Did you have something different in mind?

Miboshi

Dear Nakago,

*twitches and jumps around ecstatically*
I just went to a dance at my own school for the first time and I am now in the process of redefining 'hyper'.
*huggles you to release backed up energy*
I got to dance with this guy I like four whole times! I am sooooo HAPPY!
*jumps around and cheers - then grins evilly*
But, of course all that is irrelevant given that I am in possesion of.....

MORE CRAZY STRING QUESTIONS FOR NAKKIE!!!

1)Okay, here's a toughie. If you could bring one person - and just one mind you - back from the dead, who would it be?

2)Can I use you in this fanfic I'm doing? I've got this character - Lady Zip - who is going to go through a whole bunch of animes and screw over the chars she dun like and make lackeys out of the ones she drools over. I wanted to know if you would mind being a lackey and fighting over peanut brittle and sending letters about your insane journey with Zip & Company back to Soi in the Shijintenchiso!
So would you?

3) Okay, you know how I asked you that question about the mudpies and the popcorn and the purple tongue or no fingernails? That's a game I learned from watching Oprah interview Natalie Portman. It's called 'Druthers'. You give people two choices and learn all about them from the answers they give! It's awesome! So here's another one! - Okay, if you were getting married what season would you rather the party be in - Winter or Summer?

4)Do you seishi ever go to each other to solve your pointless life problems?

5)What's your favourite movie?

6)Do you like Star Wars?

and my last one for today...

7)Can you guess what I did to your cape?

Arigatou!

Taiitsu no Miko (asker of pointless questions, do-er of pointless things, oppressor of all that is sane and real)

Dear Taiitsu no miko,

      1) I already answered that, see below.

2) Do I have a choice?

3) summer.

4) Yes.

5) I don't have one.

6) Yes.

7) I don't even want to think about it.

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

Well, at least you're honest ^_^ Poor boy, you had no idea that Suboshi would ultimately do what he did, did you? Ah well, at least that way you're not too perfect...the way some of your fans make you out to be, because I can't STAND perfect characters and maybe that's why I like you guys so much... *pikues* Where was I?

Oh yeah. Anyways, *hugs you happily and look up with SD-big eyes* I watched the dubbed version of FY, and why did I get the feeling that the only reason you, er...'proposed' to Miaka was so that when the key player of the game was out, the whole Seiryuu-Suzaku thing would end? Or did you really love her? Just wondering, though you've probably dealt with this question a gazzillion times alrady...Gomen ^^;;

Take care of your brother, ne Ami-chan? Don't want him to run amok and kill Tomo again... *pout*

Suffering severe traumatic experiences at watching a certain okama's death, Lynn

Dear Lynn,

      I liked her a lot, and thought I could protect her if she married me. I also thought that perhaps the war would stop if she left the seishi, but mostly I just wanted her to be safe.

Amiboshi

Dear Seishi,

Hello to you all. I have a . . . slight problem.
You see, I'm a bounty huntress (best in the world,
no less) and have recently been hired to kill a
man. No big deal. Y'know, happens all the time.
But I met this guy and, well, I fell head-over-
heels in love with him. Now, I've come to find
out that he has been hired to kill me by the exact
same person who hired me to kill him. Nice guy,
huh? Well anyway, what am I supposed to do?
Should I kill Corbin anyway and collect my pay of
10000 gold pieces (roughly 3 million dollars) but
loose my one true love? Do I run away with Corbin
only to be hunted down by every other bounty
hunter in the world for the rest of our lives?
Or do I try to kill the man who hired me, more
likely than not dying in the process, and (if I
survive, that is) taking the money and living a
more or less happy life with Corbin? Or is there
some possible senerio I have not yet thought of?
Any help you could give would be much appreciated!

Talytha

Dear Talytha,

      It depends on how much you love the guy, really. I'd take the third option, take the money and try and live with my love, but ultimately it's up to you...

Soi

Dear Seishi,

Thanks for the advice minna-san! I hope I can survive the rest of grade nine.
On another note, who on the Suzaku side do you think that you are the most like?

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

      Well, here's what we decided:

Nakago: Tamahome (only in powers)

Soi: Nuriko

Tomo: Hotohori

Suboshi: Tasuki

Amiboshi: Mitsukake

Miboshi: Chichiri (again, in powers only)

Seishi

Dear Tomo,

Hee hee, my dress is so cute! It's dark violet with a sheer cover thats violet with silver sparkles. OK, that probably sounds tacky but it isn't. Plus I'm over my cold now! I'm so glad I didn't have to go bother Mitsukake. Jeeze, I've had 4 tests this week! My brain is fried. I think I should go lie down now...

Miss Aphy

Dear Miss Aphy,

      Your dress sounds great! I'm also glad you're feeling better, just don't get too stressed!

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

Thank you Nakago sama. I did call the police on him, he is in juvi for six months so I dont have to live in fear. Hey Nakago sama, even though you dont like Suzaku no Miko please go here:

http://www.spiritofpocahontas.com/starcrossed/ and look at pictures of me as Suzaku no Miko please and tell me what you think??

Ashley Chan

Dear Ashley-Chan,

      Despite being the Maiden of Suzaku, your costume looks great.

Nakago

Dear Nakago,

Well, actually. I already dyed Tasuki's hair blue. He somewhat didn't find it funny...heheh...sooo...Mister Pink-Head, I will dye back to its natural color.*grabs some bleach and squirts it in Nakki's hair* Hehehe...back to normal! *looks at him* Ano...what your hair always white?

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      What have you done?? That's it, you are not allowed to touch me or my hair EVER again!

(Tomo: just for the record, no one is allowed to touch mine either!)

Nakago

Dear Nakago,

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
With even more silly questions!

1)*goes rigid with shock* Y-you have a real name! And you told me what it was! EVEN MORE AWESOME!!!
*hugs again* You're so great Nakago! *gives you a big kiss on the top of your head*

2)*raises an eyebrow at the cold popsicle comment* Nakago, it's supposed to be cold. It's an ice treat. You eat them when it's hot out.
And you don't really 'eat' it anyway, you suck on it till it melts and drink down the juice.

3)*grin* I couldn't pick between the two for Tomo either. But I might sum him up myself as 'weird'.

4)Okay, you get stuck on the Survivor island with three people. Would you rather be marooned with : Tamahome, Miaka and Soi /or/ Tomo, Me and The Ghost In The Labour (my pal Elisha).

5)Oooh. Okay, big question. You can bring anyone you want back from the dead - but only one person. Who do you revive?

6)If you had to have a jensenkyo curse would you rather turn into: a) a blind duck, b) a house cat or c) take a sex switch.

7)What kind? Duh. It's a question that I ask just to screw with your head!
Popcorn is what you get when you put dried corn kurnels in oil and heat them. They burst into this yummy fluffy thing called popcorn and you put butter and salt on it and eat it. It doesn't taste half as good trampled though.

8)If you got to be a character from another anime series, who would you want to be?

Arigatou!

Taiitsu no Miko (asker of pointless questions, do-er of pointless things, oppressor of all that is sane and real)

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

      Some of these aren't questions, so I'll just answer the ones that are.

4) Tamahome, Miaka and Soi. Soi and i could get rid of the first two and have the island to ourselves.

5) Soi.

6) I'm not dignifying that question with an answer.

8) I don't want to be a character from another anime. If I had to...I'd be a villian, I know that much.

Nakago