Phone Conversation

By: Tabby Cat >^. .^<

Notes for the Story: (naturally!)

This was meant to take place sometime after "Sleep Over" although I'm not sure exactly when...Anyways. The original was better. I retyped this one. I was up really late one night, and I was typing weird stuff. There's mostly dialogue in this. You can tell who's who, because Matt will be in green and Tai will be in blue. There's some stuff at the end. Just for emotional purposes, don't ya know!

  The phone rings. Once. Twice. Three times. "Hello?"

"It's just me."

"Hi Just Me! I thought it was Matt for a moment...what's up?"

Laughter. "You don't want to know."

"Agh! You're so perverted sometimes Yami. So, really, what's up?"

"Nothin. I had you on my mind, as usual. How about you?"

"I'm bored to tears. I have no life right now."

"Neither do I. Except you."

"Stop being so sweet. I have to be sweet back."

"You are sweet, Tai."

"Oh, shut up. I'm supposed to a brave and fearless leader, remember?"

"That was the Digiworld...remember?"

"Oh yeah...So, what else is up?"

"I just wanted to hear your melodic voice, that's all."

"Yeah. All the musical talent I have could fit in the tip of my ear..."

"Which is very lickable, I might add."


"What? I'm just being honest!"

"You're flirting with me, aren't you? Is that how guys are supposed to flirt?"

"Yes, I'm flirting. Why shouldn't I? You are my boyfriend...isn't that what I'm supposed to do?"

"I've never been good at flirting. Sora even told me that one time, back in 8th grade. She said, 'Give it up Tai, you just don't know how to flirt.' Man..." sighs "I'm sorry."

"Don't be. You know, I was reading this article...maybe I can teach you to flirt that way. I like flirting, Tai. I want you to flirt back. Please?"

"Oh, all right. Since you asked nicely and all."

"Thanks. Okay. says 'Lovers should keep their lives interesting through many kinds of play. Physical play, such as play wrestling, Sexual play, which can consist of foreplay or using toys, and last, but most importantly, vocalizing play. Flirting with your lover makes them feel special, and it should make you feel special. Take time out every day to play vocally with your lover. Make a game of it. It'll keep your relationship top notch!' Hmm."

"Hmm is right. What magazine is that?"

"Redbook. Hee hee. Don't ask, don't tell."

More laughter. "I could've sworn it was Cosmopolitan..."

"Hah hah hah. Okay. So. Umm...a game of it. What kind of game should we make?"

"We've already got the 'What are you wearing' game down..."

"Yeah...hmm...let's see..."

" about...nah, that's dumb," says this while blushing.

"No, lemme hear it."

"Well...I was just thinking...I always thought of flirting as being kind know...naughty. Hee hee. Bad wording. I mean, not good..."

"Ooo...Naughty Boy. Sounds kind of erotic, don't you think?"

"Kind of..."

"Tai, the idea of you as a little boy doing some of the stuff you do's kind of turning me on."

"Erm...little boys? Matt?"

"Eww, no no no. Not like that. I mean, YOU...acting like a little boy...turns me on. Don't ask why I'm imagining that, I just am."

"Well, gosh Mr. Ishida" taking on a childish voice, "Does that mean you don't want like the age I'm supposed to be?"

"Hey, good voice sound like you're like, a 4 year old with a deep voice!"

"Thank ya. I do try...that voice, is that it?"

"Are you really gonna do it? I could do it too..."

"No, I wanna be the naughty boy!" childish voice again. "Mr. Ishida, you're not being fair. I'm gonna tell on you."

"Damn do you do that?"

Regular voice. "I dunno. I just do. So," switches back "do you wanna be Mr. Ishida in tha game, Mister?"

" I get to punish the little boy when he's being naughty?"

"Depends on the punishment, sir."

"Spankings, naturally."

"Oh no! Spankings make me cry! *sniffle* what else?"

"I might ask you stuff to me to make up for what you've done."

"Like what, sir?" /,p> "Like...using that bad little tongue of yours in ways you aren't used to," grinning now, getting into the conversation.

"Oh my gosh. My mom won't like that at all, Mr. Ishida."

"Oh yes, little child, that's the catch. You can't ever tell your mom, or else I'll have to punish you even more..." "Oh no. Okay, I promise I won't tell." Starts chuckling softly.

"Heh heh heh...okay, we've got a new game, beautiful. Shall we start playing it now?"

"Nah. It'll probably be better in person. Don't you think?"

"What are you wearing right now Tai?"

"A leather thong and chains."

"Tell me what you're wearing."

"A speedo."

"Tell me!"

"Shorts, and a t-shirt."

"Anything else?"


"Oo, sexy undies! Tell me which ones."

"The blue ones that look like all the rest of my underwear." Can't help but smile as he pulls his shorts down slightly to look at them.

"Agh! Not the blue ones! Ohh! Damn damn damn...I have a sexy bitch!"

"Damn straight. Or actually, damn gay. Hee hee hee. What are you wearing?"

"A jockstrap."

"Yami...what're you wearing?"

"A shirt...and shorts..."

"What kind of shirt?"

"A sleeveless..."

"Oo. Muscular biceps, drool city. what kind of shorts?"

"Those Umbro things that I wear to the pool sometimes."

"Anything else?"

"Nope. I was at the pool before I called you."

"Wow...nothing under the shorts!"

"I'd say there's something under there."

"I meant, worth mentioning," teasing tone.

" don't think it's big enough, do you?"

"Of course not!"

"Tai! You're supposed to make me feel better, not worse!"

"I'm just teasing you! I love your penis!"

"That's all you love me for? My endowment? I'll go jump out a window now."

"Matt!! I mean...I REALLY love your balls too...and your ass...and your tongue...and your eyes...and your hair...okay, okay, I love you all over!"

"Hee hee. It takes two to play at guilt trips, pal."

"Yeah yeah. Bite me."

"With pleasure!"


"Of course. What're you doing right now?"

"Jacking off."

"Are you really?"

"No. Silly. I'm talking to you."

"Want me to let you go, so you can jack off?"

"Why should I, if I can get you to do it for me?"

"You assume that I will."

"No, I know you will."

"Damn. Okay, you've got me."

Silence for a while.


"Yes love?"

"I want to see you right now...I miss you."

"Okay. Want me to come over? Or do you wanna come over here?"

"Could I come over there?"

"Sure. My dad's not home. He's never home. We could play...naughty boy..."

"Hee hee hee..."

"You want me to drive?"


"Okay. See you in naughty little boy."

"Okie dokie, Mister!"

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